Monkey King in Marvel

"Can you shut up?" Storm said helplessly.

"Shut up? Do you want me to commit suicide? Mouths are meant to be used for talking and eating. In fact, they are not so much used for eating as they are for talking. It can be seen that speaking is the main function of the mouth." I closed my mouth and didn’t speak, so why do I need my mouth? If I don’t have my mouth, am I still human? If I’m not human, then what am I? The mouth is about to speak."

"Can you shut it up temporarily?" After finding that it was impossible to shut up Deadpool, Storm retreated and asked for it.

"Temporarily closed? Why do you want to do this? You always have to open your mouth. Since it cannot become eternal temporarily, what is the use of being temporary? Why should I do useless work? Isn't it more important to be efficient in today's world? Efficiency, It is the first life of an enterprise. People are undoubtedly more vital than an enterprise, so we cannot shut up temporarily."

"****, you should really sew your mouth shut." Unable to beat and speak, Logan was so annoyed that he was about to explode.

No, it was bombarded by Deadpool's endless and pervasive trash talk that made the whole person explode.

"Sew your mouth shut, wow, that's horrible, but I'm not a puppet in a horror movie. Don't doubt it, I'm not one of those ignorant guys, I've seen "The Smiley Killer", "The Gap Girl", "The Injustice" There are a series of horror movies such as "Spirit" and "The Art of Demons" that have their mouths sewn up." Deadpool exaggeratedly exclaimed.

"Bobby, I also feel that my ears are about to burst out of pus, how about you?" Fireman asked Iceman, covering his ears.

"I feel as if there are ten thousand flies around my ears. It has been intensively bombed for days and nights." Iceman said painfully.

"If God and Satan find out, maybe both of them will be killed by his trash talk."

Iceman and Pyroman's faces were also not very good-looking.Very irritable.

Cyclops stepped forward with a sullen face: "You are not welcome here, please leave here immediately."

"Leave here? Is this your home? No. If not, then I'm not trespassing, and you have no right to drive me away. I'm also an honorable taxpayer of this country, and I have the right to be on the country's public land Walk, have the freedom to go wherever you like. This is the right of a normal person. Even if I am a mutant, but there is no legislation saying that mutants cannot stay here, I can stay here. No need to leave .If you let me leave, it is equivalent to letting yourself leave. Will you leave here? If not, then I will not leave either. "

Deadpool started a new round of chattering, and Cyclops pressed his right hand on his glasses in anger.

"Your glasses are really cool, but glasses can't kill people, so I'm not afraid of you. Come on, let me taste your glasses. But first, if your glasses are thrown out and I pick them up. That's It belongs to me, don't come here and beg for it back."

Whoosh!

Cyclops couldn't bear it anymore, with a light press of his right hand, an arm was thick.An orange energy beam projected out.

"Really fight? Okay, I dodge, I dodge. I dodge, I let..."

"It turns out that your glasses are just a tool to cover up your real attack method. I have to say, you are really too cunning. If it weren't for my extraordinary skills and quick wit, I'm afraid I would have died under your energy cannon. "

Deadpool's words undoubtedly offended Cyclops again, and Cyclops' attacks came out one after another.

"Can't hit, can't hit, unfortunately still can't hit."

Deadpool was shuttling through Cyclops' energy beam, and he was screaming excitedly while he was shuttling.

It's like juggling a monkey, playing a game.

"Your eyes can fire energy cannons. It's really powerful. Have you heard this sentence: If eyes can kill, he has been cut into pieces, and he has died countless times. Dude, instant kill, the ultimate pursuit of a soldier .”

Rumble!

The wind blows, the clouds surge, the lightning flashes, and the thunder roars.

Storm saw that Cyclops couldn't hit Deadpool at all, so she decided to make a move.

She opened her hands, and she rose into the air.

Click!

A bolt of thunder and lightning fell from the sky and landed on Deadpool who was evading the Cyclops energy cannon and was caught off guard.

Deadpool let out a scream, and was sent flying backwards by lightning.

With a bang, it hit a tree, knocked the tree in half, and finally landed, rubbed against the ground and slid out more than ten feet, plowing a shallow furrow.

Storm and Cyclops looked at each other, nodded to each other, and walked towards Deadpool lying motionless in the distance, followed by Logan, Phoenix, Iceman and Pyro.

Everyone wanted to see if this guy whose mouth was broken enough to kill himself could finally keep his mouth shut.

It's just that before they got there, Deadpool, who was motionless a second ago as if he couldn't die anymore, suddenly jumped up from the ground with a carp.

Not only that, after Deadpool jumped up, he touched his body with black smoke with both hands, and laughed wildly inexplicably: "I'm not dead, haha, I'm not dead, I was struck by lightning and I didn't die. There must be future blessings. I decided to buy a lottery ticket when I go back. I think I will win, and I will have enough money at that time, so why do I accept employment tasks? Hey, I am really smart and confused all my life."

Everyone knows that with the self-healing ability of Deadpool, it is impossible to be electrocuted to death by a flash of lightning in the area of ​​​​Storm, but they did not expect that in just a few seconds, Deadpool recovered with full blood and mana, alive and kicking The energetic appearance is more vigorous than the chicken blood.

"You woman, you are so despicable. You actually attacked me without even saying hello. I tell you, you must pay for it. Although my physical body was severely shocked, it has recovered, so I don't need to be held accountable, but the clothes, You have to pay according to the price. This is the tight battle suit I sewed by myself. The total cost of materials is 130 yuan. Adding my handwork costs, the total is [-] cents. You sneak attack first , the responsibility is all on you, so according to my regulations, the odds cannot be erased."

"Compensation?" Storm was dumbfounded.

She never expected that this guy's second reaction would be to ask her to pay for the uniform money, even a fraction of the uniform money that cannot be erased.

"Of course, this is my account number, please write it down." Deadpool replied solemnly, and then he saw that Storm was indifferent, so he asked, "You have opened an online bank, then it will be fine, but don't tell me , you didn’t bring a pen and paper?”

Storm felt that she was defeated, she collapsed, and nodded silently.

"You women are troublesome. You have cosmetics all over your body, but you can't carry a piece of paper and a pen with you." (To be continued...)