Monkey King in Marvel

There are over a hundred students in X Academy, and it is not an easy task to evacuate safely under so many surveillances. ＋◆Top＋◆Point＋◆Small＋◆Say,

In order to ensure the safety of the team, Monkey King did not leave, but walked with the team.

He started alone, with Iceman and Fireman in the middle, led by Storm, while Cyclops and Logan were behind.

The team moved forward slowly.

But it didn't take long for the marching team to stop.

Because Sun Wukong discovered that a strange guy had mixed into the team.

The reason why it is strange is because this guy is a man disguised as a woman, and it is a very ugly man disguised as a woman. Monkey King has lived for more than 1000 years, and he has never seen anyone uglier than this guy.

But when he found this guy, this guy was still feeling very good, twisting his butt in the team, trying to follow the team.

The team stopped, and Monkey King walked up to this weird guy.

Seeing this, the rest of the team couldn't help but gather around, especially Logan and the others who had the strongest fighting power. Worried that something might happen, they all crowded forward and stared at the object Sun Wukong was looking at.

A man dressed as a woman wearing a flower-arranged woven straw hat, a long white skirt, heavily rouged and powdered, but unable to conceal his ugly appearance.

The man straightened his straw hat, pinched his orchid fingers, and said exaggeratedly: "Oh, I didn't expect to be discovered after all."

Does he think everyone else is blind?Everyone resisted the discomfort in their stomachs and discussed in their hearts.

The man rubbed his chin, stared at Sun Wukong and asked, "How did you know that I was pretending. Could it be that my girly skills are not enough? No, with my figure of cutting meat and losing weight, I am full of enchantment. Wearing this beautiful women's dress After that, it should be all eleven curvaceous city girls?"

Then he twisted his figure into an S-shape with protruding front and back, and pretended to wink at everyone, saying, "Don't you think so?"

This action immediately blinded the eyes of many people, and the sound of vomiting came and went.

"Okay, I didn't expect so many pregnant women to be hidden in your team. Look, the reactions to pregnancy are so neat. But it happens that there are many pregnant women. I, a kind person with a pure girlish heart, need to take care of me. "The man was not shocked at all by the scene of many people vomiting in front of him.

"I'll get used to it if I spit it out." Sun Wukong patted Logan on the shoulder and comforted him.

"Pregnant woman? Are you blind? We are all men." Huo Ren, who was vomiting heavily, was trembling with anger at this man's words.

"Young man, it seems that your thinking cannot keep up with the development of the times. I suggest you go back to school and study for a few more years, and you will find that in the current era, men can also become pregnant, so it is normal for men to react when they are pregnant. .Also, I can declare myself a bit. I am not gay, but I definitely have deep sympathy for gays. Let me think about it, the last gay parade in Texas, I participated on behalf of my deep sympathy. "

Is there any relationship between men, pregnancy and homosexuality?

No one knew what the man meant by those words.Not to mention that when this person said this, he still looked intoxicated as if the truth was in my hands.

"Sorry, I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself. It has caused a lot of trouble to everyone."

"Because I have infinite beauty after being a mother, and I don't know how much better my acting skills are than Oscar winners. It is difficult for people to easily see the flaws. In order to prevent you from thinking that I am really a woman, I need to introduce Myself. I am Wade Wilson. There are many nicknames, Deadpool, Xiaoqiang, Wade, Wilson... If you want to, call me Mr. Wilson or Xiaoqiang. As for the nickname Deadpool, I think there is another group of viewers Quite like it."

After the man finished talking, he smiled mysteriously and pointed to the sky, as if someone was watching him.

"Well, this majestic man, I seem to have seen you somewhere?"

"you know me?"

Logan heard Deadpool's words, and the "pregnancy reaction" disappeared immediately. With a single step, he rushed towards Deadpool at an incomparable speed.

Unexpectedly, Deadpool's reaction speed was also extremely fast. As soon as Logan moved his footsteps, his footsteps also moved.

So Logan rushed forward, and he immediately retreated, chasing each other like chasing the wind and lightning, until Logan saw that he could not catch up and gave up.

After all, Logan was just curious that this guy said he knew him, and he, who had been looking for his true identity, was suddenly too excited.

Seeing that Logan calmed down, Deadpool patted his chest exaggeratedly, and shouted: "Oh, you are so enthusiastic that you almost scared me. I made a serious statement just now, I am not gay. So, you I advise you not to waste your efforts. But I don't think you need to be discouraged. Although it is hard to find a perfect handsome man like me, with your conditions, you should still be able to find someone who is not as good as you. My partner’s. In recent years, your aggressive style has become more popular among gays.”

After hearing these words from Deadpool, Logan staggered and almost lost control.

He took several deep breaths before resisting the urge to beat up this big guy of unknown origin.

"Who are you, and what is your purpose in mixing with the students?" Cyclops asked, frowning.

"Handsome guy, your glasses are nice and cool. I like them very much. Which boutique in Manhattan did you buy them from? If the boutique doesn't sell them and it's custom-made, please give me your contact information. I want to order a pair too. "Deadpool didn't answer Cyclops' question, but instead asked Cyclops's glasses in a foolish tone.

"Enough." Zheng, Logan's claws popped out from the back of his hand. He blushed and his neck was thick with anger, and he shouted angrily at Deadpool, "Stop pretending to be crazy, tell us, who are you?"

"Pretend to be crazy, brother, do you think I'm pretending to be crazy? I have to say, brother, you let me down." Deadpool shrugged and spread his hands, and said, "Okay, at this moment I can no longer hide my identity, watch it .”

Deadpool suddenly took out a ball as small as a glass marble from nowhere, and threw it on the ground.

boom!

A cloud of thick white smoke came out, covering Deadpool's entire body.

"Everyone be careful."

Logan was worried that Deadpool would make a sneak attack, so they quickly opened their hands to protect the students behind them.

call!

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the thick smoke was swept away immediately.

It was Monkey King who blew away the smoke.

But after the smoke dissipated, a man with a gun in one hand and a knife in the other was revealed, standing there, posing, and wearing a red and blue tights, which made everyone nervous.

"It is undeniable that my way of appearing on the stage is a little bit different, but this is very in line with my peerless demeanor. So, please forgive me for choking your smoke." The man blew into the muzzle of the gun, looked at the sky at 45°, and took a good rest. With a slightly melancholy tone, he said slowly, "Sure enough, after a transformation, you won't be able to recognize me. That's right, I am Wade Wilson, and Immortal Xiaoqiang is me." (To be continued...)