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"Lord, lord, master... is... a person?"

The 'guest' held a bouquet of beautiful roses in his hand. He was wearing a somewhat tattered suit with a lot of dust, and it was hard to see the original white suit. The upper parts were splashed with strange stains.

Just such a guest is enough to make Qi Hai distressed.

——What's worse is the very familiar baby face under the messy and wet blond hair. Although the eyes look very calm and reliable now, Qingshan Qihai will not be deceived by this appearance.

A stalker is his essence, lolicon is his status quo, and visual inspection of idiots and suspects is his development direction.

Qingshan Qihai's eyes were wandering, and her white and tender face was blushing with embarrassment, looking towards an empty direction.

"No, it should be two."

The answer from the 'guest' was somewhat unexpected.

"Okay, okay, lord... lord... master, please come with me."

Take the 'guests' to the double seats under the orange lights. I don't know if it's because there is still a while before lunch, and there are few guests.

I heard that there was a big accident in the nearby block. Not long ago, there were rumbling sounds and obvious vibrations, but because of the highly efficient and unscientific Superintendent of Kyoto and the establishment of it for some unknown purpose decades ago With the existence of large-scale block shelters full of black technology, no one would think that there would be too many casualties.

But what's with that formal and unpleasant tone?Anyway, say something!

"Is this... this... location okay?"

"OK thanks."

Pulling out the chair, let the 'guest' sit down, seeing the calm look of the 'guest', Aoyama Nanami frowned, feeling that she had reached her limit.

Taking a deep breath, Nanami suddenly widened her eyes——

"Say something at least! Why am I the one to deal with a guy like you?"

"'Cope with' or something, Nanami-chan is too rude?"

"I'm not obliged to be polite to the perverted senior who secretly bought pictures of schoolgirls!"

"No, I don't want to be told by someone who sells photos like you!"

"Regarding this, Yuri-chan himself is my partner! And thinking of what a guy like you can buy Yuri-chan's photos for back, I get goosebumps all over my body!"

"Nanami-chan, who reveals her Kansai accent when she's nervous, is the cutest!"

"Well--!!"

Nanami's face turned red when she received the unexpected praise, she bit her lower lip and continued to stare fiercely at her teary eyes due to excessive force.

"The maid outfit is also very cute, it looks light and fluffy, and the different-colored stockings are unexpectedly good!"

The 'guest' smiled heartily and gave a thumbs up.

"Goo—why can I meet you everywhere... It was the same when I had the half-price bento last time..."

Qi Hai, who felt powerless and unable to use it, was discouraged at once, and asked weakly with her shoulders hanging down.

"Qami-chan is really working hard~ How is the voice actor training going?"

"It's not good, I have to study and work part-time, tuition fees, living expenses, voice actor school tuition fees, how can I not have enough time-eh?!! Wait! How do you know!"

"Don't be nervous, I'm very serious now, the previous unsatisfactory appearance is in the past tense."

"Indeed, today I don't seem to have the iconic 'ah ha ha ha' smirk. If it weren't for the red rash on my body when I got close, I would hardly be sure it was you."

"...Is your body... allergic to me?!"

"Such a big allergen is really annoying! And don't talk so lewdly. Sexually. Blonde!"

"If Nanami-chan can be gentle with me, I can introduce you to some seiyuu jobs~"

"Who would believe you, a stalker!"

"Human beings are stalkers who keep chasing after love."

"Senior, please don't say such a disqualification speech that seems reasonable."

"I'm quite serious, and I know Mrs. 'Crow Meow'~ I heard that 'she' is preparing an animated film recently..."

"Master, here is the menu~ Do you need to specify a title?"

"Oh, this Nanami-chan is so cute. And what does 'designated name' mean?"

"Master can specify how I should address Master☆~"

"Well, then...can I call you 'dear'?"

thump————

The solid-looking menu hit Haruhara's head firmly.

"I was joking just now...'Senior' is fine."

"Good senior☆~"

What kind of trouble are these dishes going to make!

——Dragon Ball (one star to seven stars) 1000 yuan

*It only costs 5000 yuan to order seven pieces

——1500 won in the bloody battle in Weiyuanchuan

*Random mouth Heartburn flavors Instant death flavors

—— Seed of the Holy Stone 800 yen

*Every four pieces can be exchanged for Naye-chan's Mind Core x1

——Ryuk's Wings 600 Yuan

*Wings only need 1000 yuan

——500 yuan of fairy beans, 300 yuan of super magic water

*Chaoshenshui can be designated as a specific fruit flavor

——Witch Feast 2000 won

*Brands can be specified

——The Head’s Passionate Omurice

……

What is this all about?The head of the omelet rice can roughly imagine what it is, but the other meanings are completely unclear!

"Excuse me... what is this 'Dragon Ball'?"

"It's a patch, senior~ a spherical pudding with star-shaped fruit inside."

"What about the 'Blood Battle in Weiyuanchuan'?"

"Senior, do you have the courage to eat cuttlefish raw?"

"Forget it... if you put it this way... the seed of the holy stone probably understands, and I can guess Ryuk's wings to some extent. The super magic water is probably soda water... the fairy beans are not fairy at all, and the witch's feast is definitely pizza ah!"

"That's right, senior☆~"

"Why are most of them from the works of 'Crow Meow'!"

"Because the store manager likes the work of Mr. 'Crow Meow', senior."

"Yeah, Qihai-chan is really cute when she looks like this obediently."

"I don't want to be said that by you, a senior stalker!"

"Don't get me wrong, Nanami-chan. I will only be Yuri-chan's stalker! Yuri-chan, who opened the umbrella for the rain in my heart in my darkest hour, is a real little angel! Her The cuteness has completely surpassed that of humans!"

"No no no, senior, although Yuri-chan is cute, she is still human no matter how you think about it."

"Don't say rude words! How could it be a human being? Because no matter how you think about it, Yuri-chan, who is so cute, can't fart or poop. All of them are excreted in the form of cute eggs! Just like quail! "

"Senior, at your age, it's almost time to accept reality."

"Huh—don't worry, Nanami-chan, although Nanami-chan's cuteness is only at the level of a mortal, but cute girls like my little angel Yuri-chan are only a minority after all..."

"Who-is-your-little-angel-angel-ah!!!"

A cute girl's voice trembling with anger sounded from the back of Chunyuan's head.

Haruhara leaned back in the chair and tilted his head back.

That's right—

It was Yuri-chan who was puffing out her cheeks, her eyes were full of tears, and she was clenched with a small right fist with a flushed face.

"Chunyuan-kun?"

"Hey! Could it be... Mami? Mami~ What a coincidence."

Haruhara with a black eye circle raised his right hand and greeted the blond girl in a white dress and regular attire.

"What are you talking about, Chunyuan-kun? We just met each other just now. And... that injury is...?"

"This... this is the imprint left by Angel Sauce, it's not an injury!"

"yes…"

Tilting her head in doubt, Ba Mamei was a little confused.

And... Is this completely unreliable guy in front of me really that new acquaintance who just performed a fantastic battle that shocked everyone and is now recognized as the 'strongest demon exorcist'?

"Mami, you are a junior high school student. You have such a good figure...My sister is also a junior high school student, but her figure is completely incomparable to yours, Mami."

"Eh?!!"

Mami, who did not expect to be praised so bluntly, turned red all of a sudden, and the lovely blush reached Mami's ears.

"Really, Mami's perfect body is exactly what carries hopes and dreams nice_bodyda☆ze!"

Haruhara showed a hearty smile and gave a thumbs up at the same time.

"Chunyuan-kun, thank you, thank you...praise...praise..."

Sure enough, she deserves to be the 'strongest exorcist'. Mami felt that she might never be able to keep up with such a magical dialogue rhythm.

According to Chunyuan's investigation (tou) investigation (ting), I already have a rough idea of ​​the identities of the girls who participated in the 'offline meeting' this time.

Wearing an off-the-shoulder dress, miniskirt, and stylish little leather boots, and embellished with expensive-looking jewelry, a girl with bright nails, long hair dyed tea-colored, and a pretty face should be 'kiriri'.

The Japanese style black long straight Gothic loli with a tear mole covering her ears in a cute pose should be the 'Fallen Saint Black Cat'.

'Konata' is a girl who looks like an elementary school student with long blue hair and conspicuous hair that swings back and forth. She is petite and has the same tear mole as 'Fallen Saint Black Cat'.

Wearing a butterfly hairpin, the beautiful girl with blond hair, blue eyes and big breasts drooling unceremoniously at 'Fallen Saint Black Cat' and 'Konata' is undoubtedly the legendary slut 'sena'.

Mami is actually 'mami', Yuri-chan is 'Sayuri', I already knew that, tall and thin, with a poker face, the only man who deserves to be alone all his life is the only shoujo manga author here' Sakiko Yumeno'...

Calculated in this way, it seems that there is only one unknown Cicada sister who has not yet appeared. As for Huang Quan, because he made a big fuss, he seems to have a little 'work' to deal with - it is said that as her fiancé and her own Noriyuki Iizuna of 'Unfriendly Senior' covered all the expenses for the post-processing this time, what a damn rich man!If I knew it earlier, I should have worked harder in the battle.

But what kind of person will Miss Cicada be?

The little loli of the healing department?An empathetic pretty girl?Or the gentle big sister?

Chunyuan felt that no matter which one it was, it must be more suitable to his appetite. There was no way, there were too many rough women around him who could only be feared but not loved. This kind of beautiful girl who made people feel like a spring breeze was really a rare resource.

That's right, especially that Fujibayashi Xing who is good at killing people with motorcycles and dictionaries, one day she must let her see her fierceness...

Haruhara's breath stagnates, he instinctively turned sideways suddenly, and raised his left hand like lightning.

thump————

The moment the familiar high-speed flying weapon was in his hands, Chunyuan's neck tightened, and a slender but amazingly powerful little hand grabbed the back of his collar, and he was dragged into the aisle not far from his seat, leading to the bathroom. .

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