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'——An unknown giant lightning ball appeared at the location of the Kyoto Twin Towers, with a diameter of one kilometer by visual measurement! '<_found'.

"—— Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

This boy complaining boredly is called Yufang Tianhe, and he is an ordinary student at Mitsusaka High School.

To be more specific, he is also a so-called 'otaku' in people's general perception.

Keen on all kinds of comics and animation games, active in major acg forums all year round, and even a die-hard loyalist of the recently rising ghost talent "Mr. Crow Meow".

This kind of diehard loyalty is no longer limited to a certain work, but as long as it is the work of "Mr. Crow Meow", he likes it-even including the two works of Crow Meow and the well-known girl manga artist Sakiko Yumeno. Shojo manga "As if to tell you" and "skip_beat".

Although Mr. Crow Meow is called an "old thief" by many people on the Internet, it can be regarded as notorious in a sense-but in Yufang Tianhe's view, those are all because of the "Mr. Crow Meow"'s disrespect for his works. Caused by 'love' that cannot be understood by ordinary people.

At least Yufang Tianhe himself can understand and support it [-]%.

He was praised by Mr. Crow Meow because of an eva mad on a certain video site. He is one of the few people who can communicate with Crow Meow on the Internet who is very popular, but has an extremely mysterious identity. people.

He often discusses the content of works such as characters in dramas with Crow Meow, and he can even get some exclusive spoilers——Yu Fang Tianhe got more and more information from these exchanges, which made him more convinced that Teacher Crow Meow is this The idea of ​​the best acg creator of the era and the savior of the depressed acg market.

How can the fluffy plots, naive and ridiculous secondary school, and disease-free love in today's popular works be compared with the works of Mr. Crow Meow?

——Of course, he, who has established a deep friendship with Mr. Klaumiao on the Internet, definitely did not make such a judgment because of personal emotional reasons.

'beep———'

The message came again from the chat room temporarily set up on the Internet.

It's a private message from the 'Holy Grail War Discussion Group' with the remark of the id of 'Mr. Crow Meow'——

'Mr. Klau Meow: I was kicked out of the house by my sister, and I have nothing but the new mobile phone that my sister bought us, kindly t_t. '

Yufang Tianhe sprayed the whole mouthful of hot tea on the computer screen with a 'poof-'.

After cleaning the screen in a hurry, Yu Fang Tianhe rubbed the messy blond hair on the top of his head with some annoyance, and replied a message.

'Tianhe Tan☆: Mr. Crow Meow, you really have a younger sister!Isn't the unimaginably cute 'sister' really a product of your imagination? '

Received a reply almost instantly.

Teacher Crow Meow: It’s too rude. My sister is the cutest in the world. There is no need to doubt it. Although I am a little jealous of the person my sister always talks about today, I made my sister angry by mocking him. Yes, but I also know that, actually, the one my sister adores rescued her with a large lightning AOE, and the one who made her and Misae support to the head of the Isayama family to rescue her was actually me, so it doesn’t matter if I was treated like this by my sister because The love and admiration of my world's cutest sister still belong to me alone, right right right right right right right right right right right Tianhe Tan! ! ! '

It's hard to imagine what kind of strength it is with the support of Mr. Crow Meow, who has always been slow to react, to type so many words in just a short moment at a supernatural speed. It seems that "Mr. A rumor at the level of an online ghost talk is indeed true...

And a lot of content in this passage is already incomprehensible just by looking at the literal meaning!

Is the current mental state of Mr. Crow Meow really all right?

'Tianhe Charcoal☆: No...that's right meow~'

In short, let's calm down Mr. Crow Meow's emotions first.

Yu Fang Tianhe, who replied with an embarrassed smile to Mrs. Crow Meow, sighed helplessly.

... No wonder Mr. Crawmeow can write a manga script like "○ No Sora". Mr. Crowmeow's sister-in-law is definitely at the level of terminal cancer.

'Mr. Crowe Meow: Huh...Sorry Tianhe Tan...I lost my composure just now.But now I'm in a bad situation—I didn't expect such a situation to happen... woo... It's really hard to choose. '

'Tianhetan☆: What's the situation, Mr. Crow Meow~o(n_n)o~'

Incidentally, here, in fact——

Yufang Tianhe is the legendary 'Internet Shemale'.

Moreover, Yufang Tianhe firmly believes that pretending to be a "cute little girl" is one of the reasons why he and Mr. Crow Meow can become friends who talk about everything on the Internet.

'Mr. Crowe: It's really... really... an indescribable and unspeakable situation.To be honest, although I have experienced similar situations, this is the first time I have experienced such a delicate state. '

——I can't understand it!

What the hell is going on!I care so much!

Yufang Tianhe's curiosity was about to explode! ! !

Teacher Crow Meow: Anyway, Tianhe Tan, I remember hearing you say that your home should be in Guangban District.Now I have nothing but my sister’s love phone and I’m alone, I don’t mind if I spend a night at your place\(^o^)~'

Yu Fang Tianhe stayed for more than ten seconds, and then showed a sinister smile that the plot had succeeded.

gj!

Been waiting for this moment!

Staying overnight at the house of a strange girl who claims to be a junior high school girl——

Hehehe, Mr. Crow Meow is definitely an example of a gentleman of our generation!

Is this the rhythm that follows——

[I heard that summer nights are the most romantic nights in all seasons.

Because, there will always be some different opportunities.

For example, I met you. 】

[I heard people say that you are a very beautiful little girl. 】

...something like that...cough cough.

But then again—

Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !

Isn't the whole point of trying to be a teenage girl on the internet about the coming moment of revealing the truth to the suckers who are hooked?

'Tianhe Charcoal☆: Huh?But my parents are not at home~'

'Mr. Crowe: This is better...no, what we mean is...it's okay, we are honest and good people. (づ￣3￣)づ～Trust us, Tianhe Charcoal~~'

'Tianhe Tan☆: Really... um... okay~ Where is Lord Crow Meow now?We will pick you up now☆~~'

'Mr. Crowe: Oh oh oh oh~ I'm at the vending machine near Mitsusaka Station! ~~~~(>_<)~~~~ Finally saved!Come on, Tianhe Charcoal~'

'Tianhe Charcoal☆: Then let's go! Arrive within 5 minutes~ Mr. Crow Meow must wait for us☆~~'

'Mr. Crowe: Of course! '

However, what will Mr. Crow Meow's expression look like when he finds out that this cute "girl" is actually a boy?

Really looking forward to it! ~~~

Yufang Tianhe clenched his fists with great excitement—the stunned face of Mr. Crow Miao is definitely worth cherishing for a lifetime!

15 minutes later--

Yu Fang Tianhe, who arrived at the destination, found that he had been cheated.

Ginger is really old and spicy...

Yufang Tianhe decided to resolutely turn fans to black for half an hour to take revenge.

If you think about it seriously, how could the treacherous and cunning 'Crow Meow Old Thief' fall into such a simple trap!

Maybe the old thief is preparing to reply with a declaration of victory like 'the whole person is a big success~' when he replies to complain... Could it be that this guy is hiding and watching the joke now...

Yu Fang Tianhe looked around suspiciously again.

--hateful!Sure enough, he was tricked!

At the agreed location, how can there be a Crow meow?

Although it is in Kyoto, which is extremely densely populated, the night in Mitsuzaka, a tourist area, is much quieter. At least near this station, there are not many pedestrians to be seen after ten o'clock in the evening.

——And in front of the vending machine next to the station, under the light of the street lights, there was obviously only one cold and beautiful silver-haired girl.

The girl was tall and slender, her skin still looked as flawless as snow against the backdrop of her silver hair, and she wore a somewhat weird black robe on her bumpy body.

But even such a weird robe can't conceal the girl's proud figure and a small part of her slender legs with soft lines. The amazing charm unintentionally revealed is like a top-level work of art handed down in the world. Make people intoxicated unconsciously.

The girl's delicate and majestic face like a goddess statue has a cold expression, exuding a strong aura that is intimidating and full of temptation.

Just looking at it from a distance will make people involuntarily have a complex emotion that dare not look at it, but can't resist the attractiveness that hides the dangerous beauty.

Yu Fang Tianhe suddenly felt that this trip was actually not nothing.

At least even if it is only in the dimension called reality that you can see the dreamy and perfect girl under the street lamp, it is worth letting yourself be tricked ten times by the hateful old thief Crow Meow...

But, before that, I have to greet that unscrupulous old thief Crawmew.

'Tianhe Charcoal☆: Crow Meow! !You actually poisoned the ○... Ahhh... No, you lied to me! '

Hiding in the shadows on the other side of the road, Yu Fang Tianhe, who secretly glanced at the girl from time to time, angrily expressed his strong dissatisfaction to Klaumeow, who had calculated him ruthlessly once.

'beep———'

The sudden notification sound from the Internet chat room is particularly abrupt on the quiet road at the end of summer night.

Hearing this voice, Yu Fang Tianhe raised his head suspiciously and looked towards the source of the voice——

The stunning silver-haired girl picked up a brand new mobile phone, then tilted her head and made a cute expression of confusion that was very different from her aura.

Afterwards, the girl's pale fingers clumsily tapped on the new mobile phone in her hand for a while, and she stopped after showing a lovely smile in satisfaction.

'beep———'

At the same time, the mobile phone in Yufang Tianhe's hand also made a buzzing notification sound.

'Mr. Crowe Meow: Ugh, what are you talking about, Tianhe Tan? ~I've been waiting for you... You can't be in the wrong place, idiot Tianhetan! '

After reading the newly received message, Yufang Tianhe turned his head creakingly, just in time to meet the stunned expression of the girl from Shang Xunsheng's eyes.

——It is indeed a beauty worth cherishing for a lifetime.

"...Heaven... Tianhe Charcoal?"

The silver-haired cold girl asked hesitantly.

"...Mr. Crow Meow?"

Yu Fang Tianhe, who had suffered too much mental shock and didn't know what expression to make, asked blankly.

After a while, both of them came back to their senses at the same time——

"Ehhhhhhhh? You're actually a man (female)?!!"

……

After ten seconds of embarrassing silence, the two patted their chests together again and said——

"No (that's right)! I'm a man!!"

……

After understanding the literal meaning of the girl's answer, Yufang Tianhe uttered the loudest decibel scream in the emotional surge that broke through the sky——

"——Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Because the amount of information received in a short period of time is too large—Yufang Tianhe, be silent!

[Blade of Exile (a)] lv1 (inactive)

Grade: ☆☆☆

Energy: 4180 (After the hero card is equipped, a little energy will be recovered every 5 minutes. After the 'hero mode' is turned on, a little energy will be consumed every second until the 'hero mode' is exited or the energy is exhausted.)

Attribute: Strength +50

Talents: Valkyrie (s); Runeblade (a)

'Use violence, stop violence. '

(Tips: When equipping a hero card for the first time, it cannot be removed before the energy recovery is full. Please choose the hero card equipment time carefully.)

This is the situation Chunyuan is facing.

And that's right...it is indeed a Valkyrie.

The last 'tip' was only displayed after Chunyuan foolishly equipped the card.

Haruhara, who has personally confirmed '♀' and was kicked out of Sakurasou by his angry younger sister, his mood index dropped again.

——Isn’t this hateful method just the “bubble point” strategy used in the legendary game to increase the online rate?

You must stay in this 'spring ♀ plain' state for 900 minutes...that is, fifteen hours, in order to fully store up your energy...

This is just a nightmare!

Counting from [-]:[-] p.m. when the card is installed until noon tomorrow, 'Chun♀hara' is in a state of being unable to see acquaintances in his true colors - although wearing the 'Artist Mask' can restore the body to 'Chun♂hara' ', but... this mask must never be leaked out and let Yuri know about it!

Seeing the blond boy in front of him who he had high hopes for, who he thought would be a cute and beautiful girl, but who fainted for some reason... Chun ♀ was almost going crazy.

Seeing the young man's eyelids move, which seemed to be a sign of regaining consciousness, Chunyuan, who had been deceived by this guy for a long time, kicked him angrily: "Hey, Tianhe... Tan... Anyway... Hurry up!"

Because the weather was still hot in summer, when Haruhara left Sakura Village, he only wore a pair of shorts and a short-sleeved T-shirt, except for the black robe that was added later for defense mainly on the upper body.

"Safety pants?! This pattern is actually..."

The boy who slowly opened his eyes widened suddenly.

A vein popped out on Chunyuan's forehead, and he kicked right in the middle of the face, knocking out the blond boy who had just regained consciousness again.

...Of course, Chunyuan can guarantee that this kick is definitely not the reason for the disappointment of seeing the soft and beautiful girl!

"How dare you complain about my uncle's favorite strawberry shorts, you are looking for your own death!"

At the same time, Chunyuan, who felt that his hobbies were being disdained again, was furious.

——And Okazaki is good, so is this nasty guy, at least show your own shorts before complaining about other people's shorts!This is the most basic etiquette! ! !

(ps: Mainly because I’m afraid I’ll forget it in the future, let’s first push the book "Taoist Priests in the [-] War" by the leader of the Oyster Sauce and Radish Sect. It seems to be a super old meme... But, this is really the [-] War, not a meme coming.)