Gensokyo of the Priests

ps: Thanks to the future priests and the pioneers on the stars nerds for their rewards.

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In front of Alice's mansion.

Suzuka, who just came back from the Hakurei Shrine, and Alice, who came back from the world, just ran into each other. After smiling at each other, Suzuka hugged her head behind Alice, the white-haired girl with a straw in her mouth The man asked: "Meihong, it's really rare, you actually come to our place, if there's anything you can tell me or Alice, wouldn't it be fine?"

"I didn't come here because I wanted to, but Huiyin insisted that I come here in person. Okay~ There's nothing wrong with me coming here, just go in." Said, Meihong took the lead to go to Walking to the gate of the mansion, there is no door lock in this mansion anyway, and she has never paid much attention to etiquette.

"Ohhhhhhhhh~ big news, big news~ the legendary big monster in the forest of magic has a new love~ this time is the Penglai people from the police group~ my sense of smell didn't deceive me~ it's great to come here!" At the moment when Meihong stretched out her hand to open the door, Wenwen, who was hiding in the tree beside her, managed to capture this moment, and professionally did not capture Alice and Suzuka behind her, creating a scene where Meihong quietly Come to the mansion to find the atmosphere of Suhan.

There is no way, because the more arrogant big monsters are basically male, and Su Han's education policy of beating them to death makes those big monsters either hide in a corner obediently and hold their tails to be monsters, or Don't just be a ghost with your head held high.

Therefore, although a few monsters join in Gensokyo almost every day, the ratio of male to female has long been seriously out of balance, and Wenwen has already made a fuss about this matter, similar to "Su Han's Unknown Ambition! "" Panic!Gensokyo Garden Project! "" Breaking news!The inside story of the heavy casualties of the male monster!Gensokyo most misses male creatures! " and other articles were published one after another, and they became very popular among humans and monsters. <He chased and fought all the way from the Monster Mountain to the Wuyuan Tomb, and then fought all the way from the Hakurei Shrine to the other side, and finally rushed into the Sun Flower Field. Until the three of them were blasted out by Youxiang, Wenwen still refused to give up. Su Han, who seized the most explosive materials and couldn't really kill her in the end, let her go.

"Shaking~"

Meihong, who just opened the door, felt a chill for no reason.

"An illusion..."

I looked around, but apart from a few leaves falling in the distance, there was nothing unusual.

"illusion."

After all, it's that guy's house, how can there be any monsters who don't open their eyes to stare at someone here, are they getting impatient?

With that in mind, Meihong walked into the living room...

(OK... I was wrong...)

Then I apologized for her ignorant words just now.

It is impossible for the two pools of humanoid creatures in front of them to have any fighting power at all.

Yes, that's 'beach'.

Why can this word be used to describe people?

Because the two people in front of them shamefully lost to gravity, and their souls were taken away by gravity, the two of them didn't have any ambition to fight against gravity and march towards the pure blue sky. Effect, all his limbs fell limply to the ground.

Spineless!

Yes, the two of them just fell asleep on the floor in Alice's living room and took an afternoon nap. There were two cups of black tea and afternoon tea on the table... yellow scones with various side dishes sprinkled on top?

If you didn't know that these two guys couldn't die, you would have treated them as dead, okay!Those who have heard of afternoon tea have never heard of afternoon sleep!

The violent complaints almost made Meihong forget her real purpose of coming here, but she finally remembered.

"Ah~ ah~ I just lay here again when I didn't pay attention... That's why I don't let other people come to this room, otherwise the dignity accumulated over the years will be shattered in an instant." Suzuka hung her hair After she was on the shelf at the door, she came behind Meihong and sighed softly after seeing the situation in the living room, and said to Alice who carefully walked to her side and knelt down gently: "Alice... you also Do you want to learn from them..."

Alice's face turned red visible to the naked eye. <Just get up, isn’t it impolite to have guests here? "

Two dolls named Shanghai and Penglai, Alice's favorite dolls floated on the left and right of Suzuka, and they opened their mouths to defend Alice.

"Alice..."

The puppets in this room are all controlled by Alice, and this way of explaining it is too far-fetched.

"That~Shanghai and Penglai suddenly became self-discipline dolls recently~" Alice moved her fingers secretly behind her, and Shanghai and Penglai immediately nodded violently.

"Recent things!"

"real!"

"Is this kind of lie useful..."

"And! What you really want to say!"

<When sister and Su Han are not around, it is also in this position, you..."

"Snapped!"

A prohibition talisman was slapped fiercely on the face of Shanghai who was talking endlessly, and the damage caused by the loss of spiritual power immediately fell to the ground, turning into an ordinary doll.

"How do you..."

"At that time we sat on the cabinet and saw clearly! You..."

"Snapped!"

Penglai also turned into an ordinary doll.

"I didn't want to try it because it looked comfortable! I just fell down! And two days ago, didn't you..."

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!!!" The flushed Alice didn't have Shanghai and Penglai as the outlet, and immediately danced and shouted, trying to interrupt Suzuka in this way. In the end, she waved her hand, which didn't have much effect, and the dolls around immediately rushed to Suzuka, covering her mouth tightly.

However, Suzuka is not such an easy-going person, he shoots continuously with a forbidden talisman in one hand, and shoots all the puppets on the ground at once.

"That... you guys have to call later, can you help me wake up the two people lying on the ground? I still have work to do..." A drop of cold sweat dripped from the corner of Meihong's forehead. Said the two who were about to put all their strength into martial arts.

Today, her three views have been brushed over and over again, and the impressions of these four people have been broken in her heart smaller than Quark, and they are gone with the wind.

"Let me tell you~ Even Meihong can't forget the business because of such a trivial matter. After all, Huiyin's words are very important to her." <'s eyes have been opened, and Su Han is flattering Dui curled his lips, stood up with a dissatisfied expression, and glanced at Meihong very dissatisfied, as if you were spoiling my good deeds.

please!It turns out that you guys are really playing dead!

And it's obviously you, the teacher who skipped class!Do you still blame me!

In Meihong's heart, [-] muddy horses are galloping.