Gensokyo of the Priests

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"By the way, since you know that the shrine is already so difficult, can't you think of a way as the patron saint of the shrine?" With eyes that could scare even ghosts to death, he ruthlessly drove away the ghost who poured wine for Su Han. The second-generation witch, that is, grandma, said to Su Han who was staring at the empty wine glass in a daze. n∈,

"I don't remember when I became a patron saint~" I threw back the delicate wine glass in my hand, and the wine glass fell in a beautiful arc to the soft cushion in front of the shrine, and then flicked it lightly, falling It landed in front of the shrine, and next to it, there was another wine glass with the same pattern. It was obvious that it was not the first time that Su Han drank from the wine glass used to worship the gods, and his movements were extremely skilled.

"And don't you stick to other people's money every time you kill monsters? After so many years, you are already the most nourishing shrine maiden."

"But, because of this, fewer and fewer people come to me to exorcise monsters now." The mother hugged the little girl in her arms, and gently threw herself down on the steps, and said to the little girl in her arms with a miserable expression. The voice said: "Lingmeng, why do our mother and daughter suffer so much for this man who eats everything and refuses to take responsibility..."

After speaking, he wiped the eye area on Ultraman's mask. The miserable voice seemed to have infected the baby girl in his arms. The baby girl burst into tears with a 'wow', almost smelling tears of sad witnesses .

However this did nothing.

"That's enough, I'm scaring the kids. What do you mean by eating and wiping clean? You know how to avoid me when you change clothes when you're five years old." Standing up and patting the dust on his buttocks, Su Han rolled his eyes and said: "And what about Reimu, her name?"

"Well, I just got up, how about it, it sounds very good." Said with a smile, grandma stretched out her white hand to Su Han.

"What does it mean?"

"A gift for the child! If you see such a cute little Lingmeng and don't give her a gift, you won't be allowed to bathe her in the future."

"You brought this child back just to ask me for a gift? Do you think such a clumsy excuse can fool the wise me?" Su Han stuffed his hands into the sleeves of the kimono with a look of disdain, with a noble face.

"Reimu, cry when you see her in the shower from now on! Absolutely! Never give him a bath for you~"

"Sorry! Please don't!"

Hearing Grandma's sinister voice, Su Han's waist was instantly broken in the middle, and he turned towards Grandma at a [-]-degree angle with his legs, and handed over a large bunch of copper coins.

With the crisp sound of copper coins shaking, even Su Han could see Grandma's proud smile through the mask.

—————————————————— A few years later————————————————

"The sun is shining in the sky~ the flowers are smiling at me~ the little bird said~early morning~why are you carrying a pack of dynamite on your back~"

"I'm going to blow up the school~everyone agrees~ I'll run away when the fire hits~the school disappears with a bang~"

The nursery rhymes sung by a young voice, no matter what the content, are extremely innocent. Under the huge cherry blossom tree in the backyard of the Hakurei Shrine, a little Reimu is sitting in a wooden barrel, her little head is full of Bubbles, but she didn't care at all. She closed her eyes and shook her head, making the big hand behind her shake with her shaking.

"Nah~ Nah~ Su Han."

"What's the matter?" The hen (tai) monster who gently washed Lingmeng's hair continued to wash Lingmeng's hair gently, while responding to her words with a smile.

"What is school~"

"That's the place where children as old as Lingmeng are gathered together, listening to the monsters on the podium talking about things that no one can understand, and if you don't obey, you will get a headbutt~"

"Then what is the explosive~"

"It was made by a kappa, it's a very good thing to save those children~"

"Oh!~Then let's go bomb the school after we're done for nothing, shall we?"

"Yes, yes, but it will become dirty again after frying, and it will be washed for nothing."

"Hey~~~~~~~~~~"

"Hey, hey! You can't bomb the school." Leaning on the branch of the cherry blossoms, Cuixiang, still looking drunk, couldn't help complaining: "You're teaching Little Lingmeng something, in case she grows up What should I do if I become a strange girl when I grow up?"

"No, no, no~ Reimu is so smart, she won't take it seriously~"

Anyway, even if it is serious, they will definitely find it troublesome and not blow it up, Su Han added silently in his heart.

"Strange girl?"

The conversation between Su Han and Cuixiang caught Xiao Lingmeng's attention, and she tilted her head with a puzzled look on her face.

"Don't take it seriously~ what a drunk adult said."

"Well! Drunk adults are bad, don't listen."

"Hmm! Mmm! Reimu is so cute~"

Picking up the small bucket that was placed next to him, he poured it down from Reimu's head with a 'wow', washing away all the bubbles on Reimu's head, and Su Han began to wipe Reimu's hair with a smile.

And when she saw Su Han distorting right and wrong shamelessly in front of her, Cuixiang pouted her lips and stopped talking. Anyway, besides Grandma's words, Lingmeng believed in Su Han the most, and it was useless for her to explain.

"Yo Xi~ The rest of the little Lingmeng can do it by himself." Putting the big bath towel on the little Lingmeng, Su Han touched her little head and said with a smile.

"Yeah! Reimu can dress herself!"

"Enn! That's amazing, then, go get dressed."

Receiving Su Han's praise, Xiao Lingmeng seemed very happy, and ran towards the back room bouncing around.

"Don't run so fast, watch out for falling."

"No! Lingmeng is very powerful!" Before the words finished, little Lingmeng disappeared into the room.

"So, what's the matter this time?"

After patting off the water stains on his body, Suhan, who had already seeped into his clothes, no longer wanted to take care of it. He raised his head and looked at Cuixiang sitting on the branch.

"Ah ~ Zi said, don't worry about the cannibal monster, she will take care of it." Cuixiang changed from lying horizontally to sitting on a branch, and put down the flagon in her hand.

"Even if she is an ogre, she is too much. She blatantly eats so many human beings. In a few years, she will eat them all."

"Zi will not allow this kind of thing to happen. However, after all, that monster has some relationship with her. There are only a few of the guys from thousands of years ago who are still alive, and she doesn't want to kill him."

"Then, I will bear it for another month. I will not go to that 'Bone Mountain' this month. After one month, if I see that 'Bone Mountain' increases again, I will not be polite."

"I'll tell you."

"Is Zi still unwilling to see me?"

"Sa~ When she wants to see you, no one can stop her, right?"

Reaching out to take Cuixiang's gourd, Su Han raised his head and drank a few mouthfuls. The fire-like liquid burned his esophagus, but the slightly drunk feeling could make Su Han less irritable. In a hundred years, he has dealt with so many monsters , Su Han, he forgot some things unconsciously.

Those, the stories about the ogre that he had once skimmed over.