My Opinion in Gensokyo

( ) next morning

Yawning, Shang Yang came out of his room, and the sun shone through the window, making the whole house warm.

Today, it is a fine weather.

Stretching his waist, Shang Yang walked into the living room and saw Hui Ye and Ai having breakfast and chatting.Of course, most of the time it is Kaguya who is saying that love basically responds with words like "um" and "ah".

But even so, Kaguya is still interested, complaining to love about the group of suitors, maybe, Kaguya is also the type who hates loneliness.

Shang Yang didn't interrupt them, went to the table and sat down on the floor, and started to eat breakfast.

"Princess, if things go on like this, rumors about you will definitely reach the ears of those top nobles. Maybe the King Yamato of Fujiwara Kyochu will come to see you now, and it's not certain."

After listening to Hui Ye talk about those suitors in detail for a while, Shang Yang put down the porridge and said casually.

"A concubine is definitely not allowed to marry a human..." Hui Ye pressed her temple in distress, "The concubine is an immortal Penglai person, if the concubine marries a human, it will take four to fifty years for the concubine to marry a human being." It is still the appearance of this peerless beautiful girl, but the human being who is the concubine husband will become very old, and when he dies, the concubine will have to be his widow forever, what a tragedy."

"Remarry, it's better to find another one after death."

Shang Yang lowered his head and blew on the steaming tea, and said casually, but after speaking, he suddenly felt bad, and hurriedly raised his head to look at Hui Ye and Ai.

Sure enough, the two of them stared at him intently, their eyes almost spitting fire.

"Hmph, that's not the case with my concubine, I'm talking about a concubine like an idiot."

Hui Ye hummed dissatisfiedly, she looked at Shang Yang, and paused every word.

"The concubine is a very traditional type. She was with the one she liked before life and was buried together after death. Although it is impossible to be buried together now, at least one should be able to accompany the concubine forever."

"Accompany you forever, basically puts all human beings out, okay..."

Shang Yang complained.

"Hey, that's right," Hui Ye was taken aback, nodded thoughtfully, then turned his gaze to Shang Yang, and said with an inexplicable smile.

"Shangyang, otherwise I will marry you. I think it is a good life to live with you forever and love, but I have agreed in advance that you must adopt the concubine, and you are not allowed to touch the concubine after marriage." .”

"Then who the hell am I taking advantage of?"

When Shang Yang heard this, he glared at Hui Ye who was covering his mouth and laughing, and almost flipped the table.

"I'm just joking~ Besides, my father wouldn't allow me to marry a 'lower' monster on the ground."

Kaguya waved his hand and said with a light smile, but when he mentioned the word "father", Kaguya was obviously a little unhappy.

Of course, Shangyang knew why Hui Ye was unhappy. It is said that after Hui Ye took the medicine of Penglai, it was Yue Yejian who personally issued the execution order for Hui Ye, and after finding that Hui Ye could not be killed, he changed to exile ground.

To put it another way, the princess of the moon, Kaguya, has been executed, and the one who lives now is Kaguya from Penglai.

"However, I heard you said that you can go to a different world that you don't know anything about in the Moon City. It's fine if you elope to a different world with love and concubine." Kaguya didn't hesitate, and continued to cover her mouth He smiled, "Of course, you still have to keep a concubine."

"You still depend on me!"

Shang Yang was furious and slapped the table.

"But now it's not a question of whether Kaguya wants to marry or not?"

Love speaks softly.

"Yeah, love~" Hui Ye suddenly felt a little frustrated, "Maru said that he and his mother-in-law will not live long, and he and her mother-in-law hope that before they die, they will see that my concubine has a good home...Shangyang, otherwise You continue to pretend to be Saibu Akita to propose, and the concubine agrees to you and then takes the concubine away."

"Don't," Shangyang refused after hearing this, "Let's not say that I pretended to be Saibu Akita and took you away. What would the real Saibu Akita do if he was affected by my "Tian Yao Reincarnation"? What happened to him has nothing to do with us. The nobles who can't find where you married will think that the Taketori couple hid you. Do you want the old Taketori couple to live in peace? "

"Ha~" Sighed, it's not that Kaguya didn't think of this problem, but recently he was really annoyed and couldn't stand it.

"Why don't you raise some impossible conditions to make the suitors quit?"

Ai suddenly made a suggestion.

"Impossible conditions..." Kaguya closed his eyes as if thinking, then opened them abruptly, showing a hint of a smile, "Maybe it's interesting, but I'm not sure, I'll give it a try~!"

As he said that, Hui Ye stood up and wanted to run out, but after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, so he turned around and pulled Shang Yang who was drinking tea.

"Love, let me borrow Shangyang."

"Yeah." Love nodded and agreed.

"Hey, I haven't agreed yet." Shang Yang protested helplessly.

Taketori Ong's house. Inner room

A green lotus appeared in the air out of thin air, and in the blue light emitted by the green lotus, Shang Yang and Hui Ye appeared in the room.

Then, Qinglian quickly shrank, flew into Shang Yang's heart and disappeared.

"I will give you a ride for free, remember to owe me once~" Shang Yang sat cross-legged casually, and then asked.

"Well, have you thought of what to ask for?"

"Well," Hui Ye sat down on the ground like Shang Yang, took out a fan out of nowhere, and opened it to cover his smile, "By the way, Shang Yang, I heard that there are records in the history of other worlds. About the concubine?"

"Of course, there are probably many worlds, such as Bamboo Terry Tale," Shang Yang didn't hide Hui Ye, "but the versions are different, some mention the capital of the moon, some don't, and some have different plots. Don't worry about it at all."

"Then tell the concubine, what are the requirements of the concubine in those stories?" Hui Ye asked curiously.

"I said, you probably didn't think about it at all, and wanted to follow the story directly..." Shang Yang squinted.

"Tch, I won't do it, I've already thought about it." Hui Ye said disdainfully, curling her lips.

"Then let's talk about it." As he said, Shang Yang picked up a cup of tea from nowhere and began to taste it slowly.

"Among the suitors, there are five with the highest status." Hui Ye folded her fan, serious, "I'm going to ask them for...well, I won't tell you!"

"Cough cough cough..." Shang Yang was choked directly...

Afternoon. Penglai Mountain Huiye blind date meeting

Please resolutely ignore the name. In short, Kaguya made her request, and the suitors must find the treasure that Kaguya requested and give it to her.

The first one is Prince Carnation.

After Prince Shizhu entered the inner room, Kaguya behind the curtain spoke softly.

"In the country of the Far West, there is a treasure called 'Danterian's Bookshelf', which contains 90 phantom books that record the wisdom of demons, and the prince was asked to fetch it for his concubine."

……what? !

Shang Yang, who was sitting beside him with a demonic aura, suddenly had black lines on his face. He always felt that his behavior of letting Kaguya come into contact with otaku culture all these years would turn Taketori Tale into a cheating story... Danterian's bookshelf , Hui Ye, how do you find this thing if you want it!

Prince Shi Zhu went out with a puzzled face, and Shang Yang raised his forehead with his hand, so he couldn't bear to look at the poor man.

The right minister came in second, and behind the curtain, Kaguya also spoke softly.

"In a certain corner of the world, there is a girl named Shana. She is a Huowu Warrior who secretly protects human beings from being devoured by the Crimson World. Go to my concubine's side."

puff!

Shang Yang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, Hui Ye, let the right minister find Shana, you think he didn't die fast enough, let's not talk about how he went to Burning Eye World, even if he finds it, I'm afraid I'll be the first The reaction was to chop off the old man, are you borrowing a knife to kill...

[puff! ]

Miss Lord God almost wanted to squirt blood. At this moment, Miss Lord God felt that this time, the story of Taketori was over...

Similarly, the minister on the right also went out with a puzzled expression on his face, Shang Yang sighed, old man, let's go.

Dai Nayan is the third one, Kaguya said while holding back a laugh.

"Somewhere in this country, there is a woman named Tohsaka Rin. The black silk stockings she wears are extremely precious. Please go and get them for my concubine. Also, if possible, please draw a portrait of her. bring back."

I go!

Shang Yang couldn't look directly at Hui Ye anymore, if he was killed, this person must be killed, no matter whether he could find it or not, peeping at Miss Lin's black silk was a dead end.I don’t even need to do it. If he dares to go to the Moon World, I guarantee that tens of thousands of people will go there and dismember him immediately. Among them, there is probably a certain head of state surnamed Chen. This person will definitely go with the Imperial Fleet.Kaguya, I'd better swallow you up, if you continue talking, it will cause a tragedy in the world...

Sending this Da Nayan away with his eyes of extreme pity, Shang Yang let out a long sigh, what can he do...

Then came the fourth Zhong Nayan, Kaguya coughed lightly, and continued.

"There is a writer in this country, whose name is Sugii Hikaru. His novel "God's Notebook" has a great plot. It is a rare and good book. Please go and get all the volumes for my concubine."

Fortunately...a girl!

Although it seems a lot simpler, it is still impossible to be good, this novel will not be written until 1000 years later, this time ignores the time axis...

Watching Zhong Nayan leave with an obvious smile on his face, Shang Yang raised his forehead, and tears flowed from my smile when I knew the truth...

For the last one, Fujiwara couldn't wait.

Shang Yang looked at him casually, and Fujiwara Bubiwai hadn't changed much compared to ten years ago. However, in Shang Yang's eyes, Fujiwara Bubiwai had changed. He was sick and had a disease called The disease of power is the same as those who died soon after having no rights in history. Power has become a part of his life. If his power is taken away now, I believe he will die soon.

Drunk lying on the lap of a beauty, awake and in charge of the world.This is almost every man's dream, but Shang Yang thinks that he only needs a girl's lap pillow...

After sighing, Shang Yang continued to watch the play.

Hui Ye looked at Shang Yang at the side, and smiled, she had heard from Shang Yang about what Ai experienced ten years ago, although Shang Yang felt that it was meaningless to punish a slave of power, and Ai also I won't argue with him anymore, but this doesn't prevent Kaguya from wanting to vent her anger for Ai and improve Ai's favorability (Fog).

Clearing his throat, Kaguya said so.

"I heard that on the other side of the sea, in Tang Dynasty, a country like Gaotianyuan, there is an artifact that has been passed down since ancient times and is a symbol of the power of the gods and gods in the past dynasties-the Chuanguo Yuxi and Shibi. Please go and be my concubine. fetch it.

"This, this..." Fujiwara couldn't wait to hear the words, and broke out in a cold sweat. How dare he take the idea of ​​​​Tang's state-defending artifact.

But even so, Fujiwara gritted his teeth and backed out without waiting.

You want to kill Fujiwara, Kaguya.

Seeing Fujiwara Bubiwai leave, Shang Yang truly felt sorry for him. The first four items can be said to be cheating, they were things they couldn’t find no matter how hard they searched, but the treasure Fujiwara Bubiwai was looking for was different. Where is it? Everyone knew that it was in the Hanyuan Hall of Daming Palace in Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Empire, but the key question was, would Fujiwara dare to go to Daming Palace in Chang'an to ask Emperor Tang to give him the Jade Seal of the Chuan Kingdom?I'm afraid he will be beheaded by His Royal Highness Hanyuan just after he finished speaking.

Even if it was stolen, even if he stole it and brought the Chuan Guo Yuxi back to the eleventh district, it is estimated that all Tang's navy followed him. 1 can be sent.

May my Lord Jingle bless you...

Seeing Fujiwara Bubiwai leaving, Hui Ye stood up happily, stretched a little indecently, walked up to Shang Yang in a few steps, and spoke with a smile.

"Shangyang, let's go. I want to soak in the hot spring. The hot pot last night was delicious. I want to eat it tonight! I have to catch up all night tonight. You can watch it with me~"

Hui Ye stated her request one by one, and Hui Ye didn't mean to be polite with Shang Yang at all.

"what……"

Sighing, Shang Yang stood up helplessly, summoned Yuanshen Qinglian, and then left.

Fujiwara Kyo. Fujiwara Mansion

Fujiwara Bubi waited for Yin to return to the mansion with a sullen face. When the servants saw his expression, they hurriedly avoided him, not daring to say a word.

With the increase of Fujiwara Bubi's power over the years, his majesty at home has also become serious, with a straight face all the time, and the mansion has become much deserted after a few years.

"Father, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, a beautiful girl came up to meet him, curiously asked Fujiwara if he waited.

"Meihong, this is not something you should ask, go back to your room!" Fujiwara Bubiwai shouted at the girl.

Meihong was taken aback, and hurriedly stepped aside, Fujiwara walked towards the study without waiting or looking at her.

Meihong watched her father go away and lowered her head lonely.

ps: 1 Xuanjia iron cavalry is Tang's number one cavalry unit.

The Tale of Bamboo Crawl has become a funny story, but I don’t seem to be the first to do this. I seem to remember that there are a few books that have done this, but I can’t remember the name. I used two Xiling stems today, so I won’t Explained ~ everyone understands.

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