my youth love story no problem

"So why did this happen..."

I looked at the dishes on the table and couldn't help covering my face and lamenting.

This is not to say that my cooking is very bad or other messy things like dark cooking. In fact, even if it is the first time I make food, I am confident that the taste of it will not be so unpalatable, and I can still do it after training. entrance.

But the main reason is that the meals on the table are a bit too rich.And there are quite a few of those dishes - to be precise, few of them are made by me.Although I am often busy, in fact, the person who cooks is not me, but another person who is currently facing me with an embarrassed and unbelievable expression.

Someone who is totally impossible to be here.

"To be honest, I'm also a little surprised... why such a situation developed out of nowhere..."

The person who spoke was my neighbor and the culprit for my inability to attend school well in the first two years of high school.At the same time, she also holds the identity of a beautiful girl and a high school girl of Kaolin no Hana.On weekdays, she is simply an unreachable goddess.

But now, Yukinoshita Yukino sat on the high-back chair at a loss, clutching the shirt on her body with some embarrassment.The flour and excess seasoning on the palms have not been wiped off, and there are still traces of flour on the face.He didn't even drag down the apron used to cover the sundries, propped his chin with one hand, and fell into deep thought while looking at the sumptuous meals on the table.Even the eyes that were always full of momentum showed a trace of fatigue,

Of course, Yukinoshita is not the only one who is lost in thought, and I also feel that the development of this situation is a bit wrong.

So let's restore the situation at that time.

At that time, half an hour ago, Yukinoshita and I quarreled together and walked to the elevator, and we kept arguing when the elevator opened.Later, when he was dragged back to the first floor, he realized that he was going back, so he hurriedly shut up.

Then when they got on the elevator, they quarreled again for unknown reasons, and finally, when the two sides opened the doors to each other, they still quarreled endlessly.As a result, Yukinoshita suddenly thought of the fact that I was going to cook something for my sister, and suddenly laughed at my cooking skills. I couldn't bear it at all, so I naturally let Yukinoshita come in to see my superb cooking skills as a single man A technology that allows one to survive well.Of course, I also thought about taking this opportunity to ridicule a certain young lady for not touching her fingers.

Then the next plot is very logical.The ridiculed Yukinoshita Yukino is naturally not the kind of weak character who can be attacked by others. Rather, she is the one who is often in the ranks of attacks. Naturally, it is impossible to endure such a weak character.

In order to prove that she is not some young lady who cannot cope with cooking, and also because of the sense of confrontation ignited from nowhere, Yukinoshita also put on an apron and started cooking.Of course, I am not the kind of person who is robbed of the limelight and keeps silent, so I naturally moved over to start my own work.

Then the result is... none of the meals on the table were done by one person, and they are all the credit of two people.

"It's not going to work this time, it's really a bit beyond my expectation."

Looking at the steaming food on the table, Yukinoshita rubbed his temples as if he had a headache.

"If two people work together like this, it means that there is no way to tell who has done more credit?"

Is this what you care about? !

No, now is not the time to complain about this, there should be more important things.

"I personally feel that I should be more credited. Because I pay for the food and sell it, and I do the washing and picking by myself. Even the rice washing is done by myself, so I think my The credit should be relatively large."

"What about 'should'? That is to say, an unscientific imagination based on your own thoughts. Even elementary school students can do this kind of thing?"

Yukinoshita held his chin with one hand and glanced indifferently towards me.

Damn, there is no way to refute it!

"Leaving aside the material aspect, I think my contribution is the greatest. Just like selling a restaurant, no matter what the result is, the processing process is always more precious. A catty of iron can only become value in the hands of a blacksmith A sword worth 50 yuan can be turned into parts worth tens of millions in the hands of scientific and technological workers. So no matter how you think about it, it is my side that deserves more credit.”

"Fundamentally, I want to deny this point. If there is no material, then no skilled craftsman can make anything. As the saying goes, a clever woman can't cook without rice, and materials are the foundation of all foundations."

"Oh? Really? There is nothing wrong on the surface, but I have quite a few backup options."

Yukinoshita smiled contemptuously, and brushed the loose hair on her forehead.

"I also have a lot of ingredients in my family, and I, who pay attention to efficiency in terms of material selection, are far better than you, a man who chooses ingredients carelessly. From a sociological point of view, women are better than men in terms of housekeeping. It is several times stronger."

"I can't agree with this. Do you have any evidence to prove your theory? Do you have any scientific research materials to prove your idea? It's just a so-called general theory. From the general point of view, hot water is better than cold water Cooling is slow, but in fact hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is the fallacy of the general theory."

"Heretics are always very good. When faced with something unfavorable to you, do you just put your eyes on the other side?"

"Please call this the common sense of social people's communication. It's just a very common instinct."

"That's right, it's just human instinct. Then Mr. Beast, please enjoy human food slowly. If you really praise me, I won't be angry because I am praised by a disgusting guy."

"Hey, your words suppressed all the compliments I was about to say."

"Really? But I'm not sorry at all."

Yukinoshita shrugged, stood up and went to the kitchen to change the dirty apron into a scarf for eating.

But for some reason, this guy froze in place as if struck by lightning when he walked to the corridor.Then there was an unnatural smile on his face, and he kept blinking at me to imply something.

"Hey, Yukinoshita? I said Yukinoshita over there? Did something happen?"

Could it be that some intruder is coming?Trespassing?Yukinoshita was hijacked?

Some unsafe words flashed through my mind, and I cautiously picked up the fruit knife on the dining table.

The security system of this high-end apartment is used as a display. I had expected it a long time ago, but some intruders actually appeared and hijacked Yukinoshita.As a man, he can only rush forward at this time?Phones are now too far away and phones are left in the bedroom to charge, it's the worst possible situation.

I adjusted my exhalation a little, tensed my body, and conveniently placed the fruit knife at the most suitable angle for output.Obeying the art of ambush and prudently requiring at least to catch the enemy by surprise, I quietly opened the sliding door of the porch from the side of the frozen snow.

Then, the moment I made up my mind to poke my head out from the side of Yukinoshita, the two figures I saw made me suddenly feel that it would be great if it was an illegal trespasser.

Because the person in front of us is definitely the person we two least want to see at this moment, not any one.

"I said, Yukinoshita, there is indeed an invitation mechanism in this apartment, and you can't come in without an application?"

"... From the memory, it is correct, but there may be some problems in reality."

It was the first time that Yukinoshita, who had always been extremely calm, had a slight tremor in his voice.

"But it's all right. I'm sure it's all right."

No, is this a big problem?

I couldn't help stretching out my hand to cover my forehead that was about to explode.

Because in front of me are two unacceptable horror expressions like the onmyoji who saw aliens in the Asuka era.

By the way, the source of these two emoticons enough to be included in Ukiyo-e is of course my cutest sister Hikiya Komachi and the violent Chinese teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka.The speed at which the faces of these two people changed reminded me of the face-changing Chinese Sichuan opera I had seen before.And judging by the historical performance of these two people, I think there is only one thing I can do next.

The suicide note needs to be notarized by a notary to become effective, right?

ps: If I rush to the top [-] of the weekly push, I will double-update the next day.In the first twenty, I'll be on the third watch.I'll be four out of the top ten.Calculated by the day, it is definitely not a pit.I think this request is not difficult? (If you want me to do double updates and three updates, please add more comments and recommendation tickets!