Harry Potter's Otherworldly Archmage
Chapter 41 The Elf and the Light Eagle
For this absurd test, Augustus had no choice but to raise a white flag. Even after reading this man's works, how could Augustus, who only wanted to construct a comprehensive magic system in this world, spend energy remembering these things? Mess.So, almost logically, Augustus handed in a blank paper.
"Tsk tsk - almost no one remembers that I like lilac color the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Snowman in Tibet>". A few classmates need to read it carefully - I clearly stated in Chapter 12 of the book I have said that my ideal birthday present is that all people with magic and non-magic can live in harmony-Wan Lun, a port city in southwestern Thailand.
I wouldn't say no to a big bottle of Ogden Old Heat, though!"
He winked mischievously at them again.Unexpectedly, the birthday ideal of this ridiculous teacher is to see Muggles and wizards living in harmony. This coincides with Dumbledore's views. Is this why Dumbledore chose him?To contribute to building a harmonious society of Muggle wizards?Augustus pondered maliciously.
Now, let’s get down to business.” He bent down and took out a large cage covered with a cloth from behind the podium, and put it on the table.
"Now—beware! My mission is to teach you to defend yourself against the worst things the wizarding world has ever known! You will face the most terrifying things in this classroom. But remember, as long as I am here, you will not No harm will come. All I ask is that you remain calm."
Malfoy involuntarily poked his head out from behind a pile of books to get a better look at the cage.Lockhart put one hand on the hood, the smile on Lillian's face stopped, and Antonio shrank back.
"I must ask you not to scream," said Lockhart in a low voice, "that would irritate them!"
The class held their breaths, and Lockhart lifted the hood.
"Yes," he said playfully. "The Cornish elf just caught."
Antonio couldn't help a sneer that even Lockhart couldn't possibly have thought was a scream of terror.
"How?" He smiled and sniffed Antonio.
"Well, they're not—they're not very—dangerous, are they?" Antonio breathlessly laughed.
"Don't be so sure!" said Lockhart, wagging his finger at him in exasperation. "They might as well be cunning little saboteurs like the card devils!"
These pixies were livid, about eight inches tall, with small pointed faces and very sharp, piercing voices, like many budgerigars arguing.As soon as the hood was removed, they started chattering, jumping up and down, shaking the cages, and making all kinds of weird faces at the people nearby.
"Okay," Lockhart said loudly, "see what you do with them!" He opened the cage door.
It's a mess now.The elf flies around like a rocket.Two of them grabbed Pansy by the ears and picked him up.A few others rushed out of the window and threw broken glass all over the back row of the classroom.The rest wreak havoc in the classroom, worse than a rampaging rhino.They grabbed ink bottles and threw them at the class, tore books and papers to shreds, tore down pictures on the walls, turned waste bins upside down, and threw school bags and textbooks out of broken windows.After a few minutes, half the class had ducked under the desks, and Neville was swinging from the chandelier. "Come on, round them up, round them up, they're just little elves..." cried Lockhart.Rolling up his sleeves, he waved his wand and bellowed, "Pescipixi Pesternomi!"
To no avail, an elf grabbed Lockhart's wand and threw it out of the window as well.Lockhart gasped, ducked under the lectern table, and was nearly knocked over by Neville, as the chandelier gave way and fell in almost the same second.
"Don't panic." Augustus's calm voice came from the back of the classroom. The voice seemed to be magical. The Slytherin students calmed down instantly in this voice, and everyone looked at him with expectant eyes. Augustus, even Lockhart, whose hair was messed up by the elf, poked his head out from under the podium table and looked over.
Augustus stretched out his silver wand and pointed it in the air. Countless actinic eagles appeared from the wand. The flock of eagles radiated pure white light and spread their wings in the sky. The little elves swooped away like predators, and the keen light eagle flew swiftly in the sky, and its sharp claws tightly grabbed the struggling little elves. After a while, the little elves in the whole classroom were caught in the cage Here, as the last elf was locked in, the whole classroom finally returned to calm.
Lockhart also heaved a sigh of relief. His hair stood upright like a chicken coop, and there were two cuts on his face that were scratched by the elf, but what was amazing was that his expression was still as proud as before, as if the Everything is his achievement, he cleared his throat, "Well, very good, student Augustus did a good job, giving others a chance to behave is always what a gentleman does, if I intervene just now, this farce can be resolved in an instant , but I still gave students Augustus a chance to perform, this is also the spirit you will learn in the future. Cough," he seemed to feel the strange expressions of the students below, he paused "Okay, today's class will be Come here, go back and write me a thesis on the habits and attack patterns of the scary elves you encountered today, if you encounter these terrifying creatures next time, you won’t be in such a hurry like today.” Finished speaking , Lockhart glanced at everyone, then left the classroom with his head held high.
"Can you imagine that there are such scum in our wizarding world?" Walking in the corridor, Lilian had an angry expression on her face, and her lips curved into a contemptuous arc.
"Come on, I will definitely write a letter to my father later. Hogwarts really dares to let anyone go. If he can be a teacher, I don't think it is impossible to be the headmaster at my level. Something." Malfoy let out a lazily breath, and the few Slytherin students who heard him walked away with strange expressions.
"The level of this teacher is indeed questionable. If he did not have some poor mana reserves, I would doubt whether he is a squib. These little elves are not difficult for the most ordinary adult wizard. Today he Judging from his performance today, the encounters in his autobiography are obviously impossible." Augustus came to a conclusion about this absurd teacher, and Malfoy, Lilian, It was with a look of approval.
That person is still plotting to make a comeback. Augustus still hasn't figured out the evil legend that Lucius threw to Ginny's notebook.In this troubled time, what does it mean for Dumbledore to choose this person as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?The sky outside the corridor window has turned yellow, and the setting sun has dyed the horizon red. The intersection of the two colors has brought a somewhat desolate color to the world.
"Tsk tsk - almost no one remembers that I like lilac color the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Snowman in Tibet>". A few classmates need to read it carefully - I clearly stated in Chapter 12 of the book I have said that my ideal birthday present is that all people with magic and non-magic can live in harmony-Wan Lun, a port city in southwestern Thailand.
I wouldn't say no to a big bottle of Ogden Old Heat, though!"
He winked mischievously at them again.Unexpectedly, the birthday ideal of this ridiculous teacher is to see Muggles and wizards living in harmony. This coincides with Dumbledore's views. Is this why Dumbledore chose him?To contribute to building a harmonious society of Muggle wizards?Augustus pondered maliciously.
Now, let’s get down to business.” He bent down and took out a large cage covered with a cloth from behind the podium, and put it on the table.
"Now—beware! My mission is to teach you to defend yourself against the worst things the wizarding world has ever known! You will face the most terrifying things in this classroom. But remember, as long as I am here, you will not No harm will come. All I ask is that you remain calm."
Malfoy involuntarily poked his head out from behind a pile of books to get a better look at the cage.Lockhart put one hand on the hood, the smile on Lillian's face stopped, and Antonio shrank back.
"I must ask you not to scream," said Lockhart in a low voice, "that would irritate them!"
The class held their breaths, and Lockhart lifted the hood.
"Yes," he said playfully. "The Cornish elf just caught."
Antonio couldn't help a sneer that even Lockhart couldn't possibly have thought was a scream of terror.
"How?" He smiled and sniffed Antonio.
"Well, they're not—they're not very—dangerous, are they?" Antonio breathlessly laughed.
"Don't be so sure!" said Lockhart, wagging his finger at him in exasperation. "They might as well be cunning little saboteurs like the card devils!"
These pixies were livid, about eight inches tall, with small pointed faces and very sharp, piercing voices, like many budgerigars arguing.As soon as the hood was removed, they started chattering, jumping up and down, shaking the cages, and making all kinds of weird faces at the people nearby.
"Okay," Lockhart said loudly, "see what you do with them!" He opened the cage door.
It's a mess now.The elf flies around like a rocket.Two of them grabbed Pansy by the ears and picked him up.A few others rushed out of the window and threw broken glass all over the back row of the classroom.The rest wreak havoc in the classroom, worse than a rampaging rhino.They grabbed ink bottles and threw them at the class, tore books and papers to shreds, tore down pictures on the walls, turned waste bins upside down, and threw school bags and textbooks out of broken windows.After a few minutes, half the class had ducked under the desks, and Neville was swinging from the chandelier. "Come on, round them up, round them up, they're just little elves..." cried Lockhart.Rolling up his sleeves, he waved his wand and bellowed, "Pescipixi Pesternomi!"
To no avail, an elf grabbed Lockhart's wand and threw it out of the window as well.Lockhart gasped, ducked under the lectern table, and was nearly knocked over by Neville, as the chandelier gave way and fell in almost the same second.
"Don't panic." Augustus's calm voice came from the back of the classroom. The voice seemed to be magical. The Slytherin students calmed down instantly in this voice, and everyone looked at him with expectant eyes. Augustus, even Lockhart, whose hair was messed up by the elf, poked his head out from under the podium table and looked over.
Augustus stretched out his silver wand and pointed it in the air. Countless actinic eagles appeared from the wand. The flock of eagles radiated pure white light and spread their wings in the sky. The little elves swooped away like predators, and the keen light eagle flew swiftly in the sky, and its sharp claws tightly grabbed the struggling little elves. After a while, the little elves in the whole classroom were caught in the cage Here, as the last elf was locked in, the whole classroom finally returned to calm.
Lockhart also heaved a sigh of relief. His hair stood upright like a chicken coop, and there were two cuts on his face that were scratched by the elf, but what was amazing was that his expression was still as proud as before, as if the Everything is his achievement, he cleared his throat, "Well, very good, student Augustus did a good job, giving others a chance to behave is always what a gentleman does, if I intervene just now, this farce can be resolved in an instant , but I still gave students Augustus a chance to perform, this is also the spirit you will learn in the future. Cough," he seemed to feel the strange expressions of the students below, he paused "Okay, today's class will be Come here, go back and write me a thesis on the habits and attack patterns of the scary elves you encountered today, if you encounter these terrifying creatures next time, you won’t be in such a hurry like today.” Finished speaking , Lockhart glanced at everyone, then left the classroom with his head held high.
"Can you imagine that there are such scum in our wizarding world?" Walking in the corridor, Lilian had an angry expression on her face, and her lips curved into a contemptuous arc.
"Come on, I will definitely write a letter to my father later. Hogwarts really dares to let anyone go. If he can be a teacher, I don't think it is impossible to be the headmaster at my level. Something." Malfoy let out a lazily breath, and the few Slytherin students who heard him walked away with strange expressions.
"The level of this teacher is indeed questionable. If he did not have some poor mana reserves, I would doubt whether he is a squib. These little elves are not difficult for the most ordinary adult wizard. Today he Judging from his performance today, the encounters in his autobiography are obviously impossible." Augustus came to a conclusion about this absurd teacher, and Malfoy, Lilian, It was with a look of approval.
That person is still plotting to make a comeback. Augustus still hasn't figured out the evil legend that Lucius threw to Ginny's notebook.In this troubled time, what does it mean for Dumbledore to choose this person as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?The sky outside the corridor window has turned yellow, and the setting sun has dyed the horizon red. The intersection of the two colors has brought a somewhat desolate color to the world.
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