Farmhouse Senda
Chapter 1070 Nosebleeds
Chapter 1070 Nosebleeds
Xiao Qian was very happy to hear that, he was only one line away from the four realms, and could break through at any time. If he could hunt monsters near the Snake Valley, he might be able to find jade slips, magic treasure fragments, etc. Properly increase the promotion speed.
Li Qingyun also wanted his people to hunt more monsters, whether it was for food, to obtain items such as jade slips, or to increase actual combat experience.
The two chatted for a while, Li Qingyun went home to have breakfast, and as soon as he entered the house, he heard the voices of his sister-in-law Yang Yudie and Yin Xueyan.
These two women haven't shown up for a long time, and they hang out together all day, and they don't know what they're doing.
My sister-in-law's winery sales job often skipped work and never came home.Since his wife Yang Yunu persuaded her to go away, she rarely came back here.
"... Xueyan and I have tasted the secret meat of your Nanshan Hotel. The taste is too strange. It is definitely not a kind of meat. Sister, just tell me, what kind of meat is used in it?" Yang Yudie twittered asked.
Yin Xueyan is also curious, and she is straightforward: "We are consumers and have the right to know. These days, Yudie and I spent millions of dollars in your hotel. We can't even know what meat we ate in the end, right?"
Yang Yunu was suffering from a headache and didn't know how to explain it to them. When he looked up, he was relieved to see Li Qingyun came back.
"Don't ask me, I don't know, your brother-in-law is back, ask him." Yang Yunu pointed at Li Qingyun irresponsibly and said.
Yang Yudie turned her head and saw Li Qingyun standing at the gate of the yard, and immediately shouted: "Brother-in-law, where did you go so early in the morning? Did you go to the bamboo building next door to find your little wife for morning exercises?"
Looking for a little wife to do morning exercises?How can you say it, girl?It's too dirty.
Yin Xueyan laughed gloatingly, and at the same time added a knife: "Look at him panting and tired, it looks like his body has been hollowed out."
Li Qingyun petrified instantly, these two old bastards, pay attention to the occasion, okay?Besides, will I be hollowed out?You won't be hollowed out... no, you'll be led into a ditch by them.
Yang Yunu was also speechless. They didn't stop what they were doing recently. They had to ask their parents to take her back and discipline her.
"Ahem, well, I went to practice, okay, big girl, don't talk about these useless things all day long. By the way, breakfast is almost ready, let's have some together." Li Qingyun was a little embarrassed, and quickly transferred topic.
"We must eat to eat, otherwise why did we come so early? You haven't answered the question just now. What kind of meat is secret meat? Heh heh, don't try to divert our attention." He jumped up from the sofa and blocked Li Qingyun's way.
The sister-in-law is in good shape, with her hands stretched out, her legs crossed and her chest up, which is still very interesting.
But Li Qingyun didn't want to provoke her, he was too crazy, it would be a disaster to put it at home.
"Have you ever eaten this kind of meat before? Is it the first time? What else could it be? It's definitely not from this world. Don't you guys have an account on Jianghu Forum? Go up and read the posts, and you should guess it. "Li Qingyun didn't bother to hide it, and reminded them.
"What do you mean, the meat that has never been eaten before is not the meat of this world? This logic is too confusing. I have never eaten tiger meat, so the tiger is not a thing of this world?" The sister-in-law was all for quarreling As for the quarrel, they didn't think carefully about the meaning of Li Qingyun's words.
Yin Xueyan couldn't stand it anymore, and said suddenly: "Yudie doesn't have an account on Jianghu Forum. I have one, but I haven't logged in recently. Could it be that there are secrets about the source of the secret meat? It's not something from this world, maybe it came from the Little Demon Realm ? Right where the Xishan tourist area is blocked by the military?"
"You still have some brains." Li Qingyun is becoming more and more rude to them, and when dealing with aggressive women, he must be more aggressive than them, "Hey, there is this brainless girl in front of me, don't get in my way OK?"
"I hate it, sister, you don't care about brother-in-law, he dared to praise my big breasts in front of you, obviously trying to tease me." The sister-in-law looked shy, jumped back to the sofa, and curled up beside Yang Yunu to act like a baby.
"..." Li Qingyun felt like beeping the dog. I said you have no brains, but I didn't praise you for having big breasts. Your thinking jumping ability is too strong, right?
Yang Yunu couldn't stand her younger sister's nonsense, so she rolled her eyes and said coldly: "Big breasts and no brains are not the same as having no brains. Some people have no brains and don't have big breasts."
As she said that, she deliberately strengthened her D-cup strength, completely killing Yang Yudie's c-profile in seconds.
"Sister, even you bully me, hmph. I'll go eat and ignore you." Feeling that I couldn't get the kind of protection and care I had before from my sister, I couldn't help it, stomped my feet in dissatisfaction, and ran to the bathroom Wash your hands.
Li Qingyun and his wife looked at each other, shook their heads slightly, and decided not to be as knowledgeable as her.
Wu Ma put the food on the table, including beef in flame sauce, and a pot of tiger broth. As soon as the lid of the casserole was opened, the aroma was overflowing, and the faint smell of mutton gave the broth a strong and rough feeling. .
Chongchong, who was sleeping late, suddenly ran out of the bedroom, rubbed his eyes, sniffed his nose and asked, "Mom and Dad, what does this smell like? It smells so good. Why didn't you take out such a delicious thing yesterday, did you You want to take advantage of my laziness and secretly eat it?"
"You also know that you are sleeping late, put on your clothes and eat quickly." Yang Yunu ran over and pulled Chongchong back to the bedroom.
"I don't know how to wear it, my mother will help me wear it..."
"It's reasonable if you don't know how to wear it? Learn, how can you do it if you don't learn? Mom won't help you wear it next time. Chongchong has grown up, how can I always let my mother help you wear it?"
"Oh, that's right, Chongchong has grown up, and Chongchong needs to dress herself."
The conversation in the bedroom was still going on, Yang Yudie and Yin Xueyan at the dining table couldn't wait any longer, they secretly picked up the spoon and scooped up a spoonful of broth.
The special delicious taste immediately made them yell: "It's so delicious, it seems to have a strong aura in it, take a sip, and your whole body will be warm."
This is an improved tiger meat soup. Beef and turtle are added to remove the fishy smell. Even without adding too much traditional Chinese medicine, it can still be very delicious.
When the wife came out with Chongchong, the half pot of broth was almost finished by the two of them.Fortunately, Li Qingyun had already made preparations. He served a bowl for his wife and son, and drank a bowl for himself, so he ignored these two unruly foodies.
Although Mama Wu was a servant, Li Qingyun had said when she came that she could keep some for herself to eat whatever the master's house did, no matter how precious it was.
Of course, Wu Ma is worthy of being a maid from a big family, she knows the rules, she cooks more every time, if she wants to eat, she only keeps a little bit, and put together a few dishes into one serving, which is enough for her own enjoyment.
When she came back yesterday, she had already found out that the meat brought by Li Qingyun and his wife was all taken from monsters, called monster meat.She is also a cultivator, and she can also log in to Jianghu Forum. Naturally, everyone knows that everyone just killed a tiger demon who cultivated a demon pill, and one of the pieces of meat that Li Qingyun brought back was taken from the tiger demon, which is extremely precious.
Therefore, when she stewed the meat according to the recipe given by Li Qingyun, she had secretly swallowed a lot of saliva, it was so delicious, and she had an uncontrollable appetite, which made her try her best to taste it.
When it was ready, she became selfish for the first time, filled a small bowl for herself, scooped up two pieces of tiger meat, sat in the kitchen, and tasted it bit by bit.Seeing Yin Xueyan and Yang Yudie in the restaurant drinking soup like cows, they sighed in distress.
"Oh, these two little girls, really... This is the rare tiger broth, the tiger meat that has been formed into a demon core. It is a delicacy that can only be tasted in this life after accumulating virtue in the previous life. Ruin? If I were the master, I would only give them a bowl at most, not a single drop."
When Mama Wu felt the most distressed, seeing Yang Yunu and the little master Chongchong finally sat in their seats and drank tiger meat soup, she was relieved.
Li Qingyun didn't know Wu Ma's inner thoughts, but what Wu Ma didn't know was that Li Qingyun didn't care about the burning tiger meat at all.When dividing the meat, he was the second person to choose. The piece of tiger meat he chose was the largest and the most delicious. If it is used to make soup, it can be stewed several times.
The little princess at home has not yet tasted the taste of tiger meat soup, how could she eat it all in one meal?
"It's delicious, Dad, give me another bowl." Chongchong drank the bowl of soup in one gulp, raised the small bowl, and continued to ask for it.
But when I looked up, I saw two beautiful aunts with bloody noses, and I was shocked.
"Mom and Dad, look, Auntie is bleeding." Chongchong pointed to the two women who were still drinking broth.
Yang Yunu and Li Qingyun just glanced at it, and then said in unison: "It deserves it, this is greedy, too much."
Only now did Yin Xueyan and Yang Yudie realize that they had a nosebleed, so they grabbed the tissue in embarrassment and stuffed it into their noses.
The two of them are too weak, and they drank so much soup, strong spiritual energy, and the smell of blood and blood, the body can't bear this kind of tonic, so they can only relieve the pressure of the body by bleeding from the nose.
Li Qingyun also took the opportunity to tell Chongchong that children should not drink too much tonic soup, just taste the taste, otherwise they will have nosebleeds like them.
Chongchong was frightened, and said, "My aunt is not good, she gets nosebleeds because of her greedy mouth, Chongchong is good, just drink a bowl. I don't drink soup anymore, I want to eat that meat and that red vegetable."
The meat is sauced beef made by Flaming Giant Cow, and the dish is freshly seasoned shredded carrots. There is nothing wrong with these two. Li Qingyun put them in a small bowl for his son and asked him to eat by himself.
Yin Xueyan and Yang Yudie were despised by Chong Chong, coupled with nosebleeds, they immediately restrained themselves, and after a long time they moaned and said: "Look at your family, I wanted to tell you an important news, but I only drank a few sips of soup , you are reluctant to part with it, then just pretend there is no news."
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Qian was very happy to hear that, he was only one line away from the four realms, and could break through at any time. If he could hunt monsters near the Snake Valley, he might be able to find jade slips, magic treasure fragments, etc. Properly increase the promotion speed.
Li Qingyun also wanted his people to hunt more monsters, whether it was for food, to obtain items such as jade slips, or to increase actual combat experience.
The two chatted for a while, Li Qingyun went home to have breakfast, and as soon as he entered the house, he heard the voices of his sister-in-law Yang Yudie and Yin Xueyan.
These two women haven't shown up for a long time, and they hang out together all day, and they don't know what they're doing.
My sister-in-law's winery sales job often skipped work and never came home.Since his wife Yang Yunu persuaded her to go away, she rarely came back here.
"... Xueyan and I have tasted the secret meat of your Nanshan Hotel. The taste is too strange. It is definitely not a kind of meat. Sister, just tell me, what kind of meat is used in it?" Yang Yudie twittered asked.
Yin Xueyan is also curious, and she is straightforward: "We are consumers and have the right to know. These days, Yudie and I spent millions of dollars in your hotel. We can't even know what meat we ate in the end, right?"
Yang Yunu was suffering from a headache and didn't know how to explain it to them. When he looked up, he was relieved to see Li Qingyun came back.
"Don't ask me, I don't know, your brother-in-law is back, ask him." Yang Yunu pointed at Li Qingyun irresponsibly and said.
Yang Yudie turned her head and saw Li Qingyun standing at the gate of the yard, and immediately shouted: "Brother-in-law, where did you go so early in the morning? Did you go to the bamboo building next door to find your little wife for morning exercises?"
Looking for a little wife to do morning exercises?How can you say it, girl?It's too dirty.
Yin Xueyan laughed gloatingly, and at the same time added a knife: "Look at him panting and tired, it looks like his body has been hollowed out."
Li Qingyun petrified instantly, these two old bastards, pay attention to the occasion, okay?Besides, will I be hollowed out?You won't be hollowed out... no, you'll be led into a ditch by them.
Yang Yunu was also speechless. They didn't stop what they were doing recently. They had to ask their parents to take her back and discipline her.
"Ahem, well, I went to practice, okay, big girl, don't talk about these useless things all day long. By the way, breakfast is almost ready, let's have some together." Li Qingyun was a little embarrassed, and quickly transferred topic.
"We must eat to eat, otherwise why did we come so early? You haven't answered the question just now. What kind of meat is secret meat? Heh heh, don't try to divert our attention." He jumped up from the sofa and blocked Li Qingyun's way.
The sister-in-law is in good shape, with her hands stretched out, her legs crossed and her chest up, which is still very interesting.
But Li Qingyun didn't want to provoke her, he was too crazy, it would be a disaster to put it at home.
"Have you ever eaten this kind of meat before? Is it the first time? What else could it be? It's definitely not from this world. Don't you guys have an account on Jianghu Forum? Go up and read the posts, and you should guess it. "Li Qingyun didn't bother to hide it, and reminded them.
"What do you mean, the meat that has never been eaten before is not the meat of this world? This logic is too confusing. I have never eaten tiger meat, so the tiger is not a thing of this world?" The sister-in-law was all for quarreling As for the quarrel, they didn't think carefully about the meaning of Li Qingyun's words.
Yin Xueyan couldn't stand it anymore, and said suddenly: "Yudie doesn't have an account on Jianghu Forum. I have one, but I haven't logged in recently. Could it be that there are secrets about the source of the secret meat? It's not something from this world, maybe it came from the Little Demon Realm ? Right where the Xishan tourist area is blocked by the military?"
"You still have some brains." Li Qingyun is becoming more and more rude to them, and when dealing with aggressive women, he must be more aggressive than them, "Hey, there is this brainless girl in front of me, don't get in my way OK?"
"I hate it, sister, you don't care about brother-in-law, he dared to praise my big breasts in front of you, obviously trying to tease me." The sister-in-law looked shy, jumped back to the sofa, and curled up beside Yang Yunu to act like a baby.
"..." Li Qingyun felt like beeping the dog. I said you have no brains, but I didn't praise you for having big breasts. Your thinking jumping ability is too strong, right?
Yang Yunu couldn't stand her younger sister's nonsense, so she rolled her eyes and said coldly: "Big breasts and no brains are not the same as having no brains. Some people have no brains and don't have big breasts."
As she said that, she deliberately strengthened her D-cup strength, completely killing Yang Yudie's c-profile in seconds.
"Sister, even you bully me, hmph. I'll go eat and ignore you." Feeling that I couldn't get the kind of protection and care I had before from my sister, I couldn't help it, stomped my feet in dissatisfaction, and ran to the bathroom Wash your hands.
Li Qingyun and his wife looked at each other, shook their heads slightly, and decided not to be as knowledgeable as her.
Wu Ma put the food on the table, including beef in flame sauce, and a pot of tiger broth. As soon as the lid of the casserole was opened, the aroma was overflowing, and the faint smell of mutton gave the broth a strong and rough feeling. .
Chongchong, who was sleeping late, suddenly ran out of the bedroom, rubbed his eyes, sniffed his nose and asked, "Mom and Dad, what does this smell like? It smells so good. Why didn't you take out such a delicious thing yesterday, did you You want to take advantage of my laziness and secretly eat it?"
"You also know that you are sleeping late, put on your clothes and eat quickly." Yang Yunu ran over and pulled Chongchong back to the bedroom.
"I don't know how to wear it, my mother will help me wear it..."
"It's reasonable if you don't know how to wear it? Learn, how can you do it if you don't learn? Mom won't help you wear it next time. Chongchong has grown up, how can I always let my mother help you wear it?"
"Oh, that's right, Chongchong has grown up, and Chongchong needs to dress herself."
The conversation in the bedroom was still going on, Yang Yudie and Yin Xueyan at the dining table couldn't wait any longer, they secretly picked up the spoon and scooped up a spoonful of broth.
The special delicious taste immediately made them yell: "It's so delicious, it seems to have a strong aura in it, take a sip, and your whole body will be warm."
This is an improved tiger meat soup. Beef and turtle are added to remove the fishy smell. Even without adding too much traditional Chinese medicine, it can still be very delicious.
When the wife came out with Chongchong, the half pot of broth was almost finished by the two of them.Fortunately, Li Qingyun had already made preparations. He served a bowl for his wife and son, and drank a bowl for himself, so he ignored these two unruly foodies.
Although Mama Wu was a servant, Li Qingyun had said when she came that she could keep some for herself to eat whatever the master's house did, no matter how precious it was.
Of course, Wu Ma is worthy of being a maid from a big family, she knows the rules, she cooks more every time, if she wants to eat, she only keeps a little bit, and put together a few dishes into one serving, which is enough for her own enjoyment.
When she came back yesterday, she had already found out that the meat brought by Li Qingyun and his wife was all taken from monsters, called monster meat.She is also a cultivator, and she can also log in to Jianghu Forum. Naturally, everyone knows that everyone just killed a tiger demon who cultivated a demon pill, and one of the pieces of meat that Li Qingyun brought back was taken from the tiger demon, which is extremely precious.
Therefore, when she stewed the meat according to the recipe given by Li Qingyun, she had secretly swallowed a lot of saliva, it was so delicious, and she had an uncontrollable appetite, which made her try her best to taste it.
When it was ready, she became selfish for the first time, filled a small bowl for herself, scooped up two pieces of tiger meat, sat in the kitchen, and tasted it bit by bit.Seeing Yin Xueyan and Yang Yudie in the restaurant drinking soup like cows, they sighed in distress.
"Oh, these two little girls, really... This is the rare tiger broth, the tiger meat that has been formed into a demon core. It is a delicacy that can only be tasted in this life after accumulating virtue in the previous life. Ruin? If I were the master, I would only give them a bowl at most, not a single drop."
When Mama Wu felt the most distressed, seeing Yang Yunu and the little master Chongchong finally sat in their seats and drank tiger meat soup, she was relieved.
Li Qingyun didn't know Wu Ma's inner thoughts, but what Wu Ma didn't know was that Li Qingyun didn't care about the burning tiger meat at all.When dividing the meat, he was the second person to choose. The piece of tiger meat he chose was the largest and the most delicious. If it is used to make soup, it can be stewed several times.
The little princess at home has not yet tasted the taste of tiger meat soup, how could she eat it all in one meal?
"It's delicious, Dad, give me another bowl." Chongchong drank the bowl of soup in one gulp, raised the small bowl, and continued to ask for it.
But when I looked up, I saw two beautiful aunts with bloody noses, and I was shocked.
"Mom and Dad, look, Auntie is bleeding." Chongchong pointed to the two women who were still drinking broth.
Yang Yunu and Li Qingyun just glanced at it, and then said in unison: "It deserves it, this is greedy, too much."
Only now did Yin Xueyan and Yang Yudie realize that they had a nosebleed, so they grabbed the tissue in embarrassment and stuffed it into their noses.
The two of them are too weak, and they drank so much soup, strong spiritual energy, and the smell of blood and blood, the body can't bear this kind of tonic, so they can only relieve the pressure of the body by bleeding from the nose.
Li Qingyun also took the opportunity to tell Chongchong that children should not drink too much tonic soup, just taste the taste, otherwise they will have nosebleeds like them.
Chongchong was frightened, and said, "My aunt is not good, she gets nosebleeds because of her greedy mouth, Chongchong is good, just drink a bowl. I don't drink soup anymore, I want to eat that meat and that red vegetable."
The meat is sauced beef made by Flaming Giant Cow, and the dish is freshly seasoned shredded carrots. There is nothing wrong with these two. Li Qingyun put them in a small bowl for his son and asked him to eat by himself.
Yin Xueyan and Yang Yudie were despised by Chong Chong, coupled with nosebleeds, they immediately restrained themselves, and after a long time they moaned and said: "Look at your family, I wanted to tell you an important news, but I only drank a few sips of soup , you are reluctant to part with it, then just pretend there is no news."
(End of this chapter)
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