crawl out of hell an app

The days that followed were uneventful for a few days.

On this day, Bamboo Pole and Thin Monkey ran up to me, and seeing their mean expressions, I knew that nothing good was going to happen!

"Master, can you do me a favor?" The thin monkey begged.

"Master, help us this time, and you will definitely not let your old man suffer!" Zhugan licked his face and smiled.

"Say, what's going on?" I shouted impatiently.

"Master, we have caused a little trouble, and we may have to ask you to come forward to solve it!" Zhugan replied, making very small gestures with his fingers.

"What the hell is going on, just tell me!" I yelled angrily, knowing that these two weirdos must be up to no good!

"Master, it's very simple to say, it's like this!" Bamboo pole paused at this point, his small eyes rolled around, as if he was thinking about something?
"Master, why are you hesitating? I think asking Master for help should be done aboveboard. Master is our relative, so please speak up!" The thin monkey was very dissatisfied with the bamboo pole, and said directly: "Master, this time My father assigned me to be in charge of exhibiting at an expo. My master wanted to follow me for half a booth and sell some private goods. At that time, I provoked a buyer, and that person was very good at comparing Master to nothing, so we carried you out to suppress the situation, but that person was not afraid at all, saying that he would meet you at our booth tomorrow, there is nothing we can do about it. Don't invite your old man to come!"

"What kind of expo are you attending?" I looked at the thin monkey curiously and asked.

"Hey, it's a small matter of an online game company under our Xingwang Group. It's all kinds of online products, games, movies, animations and so on!" The thin monkey replied carelessly.

"What kind of private goods are you selling?" I looked at the bamboo pole and asked.

"Sheepskin from my hometown, it's alright..."

As soon as the bamboo pole came to this point, I kicked it down, crackling and beating.

"Damn, I've seen a cheater, but I've never seen you cheat an apprentice like this. You're selling sheepskins at an online product exhibition. You have a big brain!" I scolded while beating.

"Master, I just want to make a small fortune and contribute to the farmers in my hometown. You also know that I grew up eating Baijia rice!" The bamboo pole replied pitifully, lying on the ground.

"Tell me, what's the trouble?" I sat down on the sofa when I was tired, and I became even more curious. Who will be provoked at the online game exhibition?

"Master, it's like this. Master's sheepskins are not easy to sell..." The thin monkey was forcibly interrupted by the bamboo pole at this point.

"Master, it's still me, my sheepskin can't be sold at the fair, so I made a little gimmick, saying that these sheepskins have been opened by the master, and it's not easy to sell, but who I know a guy who doesn't open his eyes, he doesn't look very old, he is only about 30 years old at most!"

"He didn't buy it either. He insisted on asking who consecrated the sheepskin. I said nonsense that it was the master of Shaolin Temple, so he asked who it was? I was anxious, and he was also anxious with me. They were arguing, and his sister came. , Crackling up is giving me a fat beating..."

When the bamboo pole said this, the thin monkey interrupted him.

"Master, that chick seems to have tapped you on the neck, and you lost your resistance. It's not like the crackling of the master to the master..."

"Master, I protest, why do you crackle at me every time, why don't you crackle at Shouhou?" Bamboo Pole gave Shouhou a vicious look and shouted, obviously he was very angry that Shouhou exposed his embarrassing things to his face.

"Shut up, I hit you because you have the kung fu to defend yourself. He can't bear to beat the thin monkey. From now on, no matter who makes mistakes between you two, you will be beaten!" I replied fiercely.

"Master, black heart!" Bamboo pole yelled in despair, "You are darker than that chick, but that chick, master, said that tomorrow she will meet you as a master, and if you are not humble when you meet her, she will rape you Your skin is cramped!"

"Is that what people say?" I asked the thin monkey.

"That's what I said, but the main reason is that we boasted too much about you earlier, that's why you are so ruthless, but master, if you don't give us a head start tomorrow, we really won't be able to go to the expo, it's too embarrassing! "The thin monkey begged.

I really don't want to ask about these two weirdos, but they call me Master and Master, so I can't always see them being humiliated by others!

So I can only nod helplessly, anyway, I have been idle for the past two days!
The next morning, after parting from Yueying, he followed the bamboo pole thin monkey to the online game expo.

The scale of the expo is quite large, and it is held in the National Exhibition Hall. The design of the entire expo is very contemporary, and a large group of cosplay girls makes people excited.

When we came to the third exhibition hall, the booth of Shouhou was quite big. There was a pile of sheepskins the size of a small hill, and there was a piece of A4 paper on it, which said it had been opened!
In addition to the pile of sheepskins in the booth, all kinds of fashionable electronic equipment are very eye-catching. I have swallowed enough. You said that at such an expo, why did bamboo poles think of selling sheepskins?

There were three young employees, two women and one man, in the booth. They wore Xingwang Group's work insignia on their chests, and they immediately looked respectful when they saw the thin monkey and the bamboo pole.

"Hello, President Xiao, Hello, Boss!" The three shouted almost at the same time.

What the hell is this called?What boss?Who is the boss?
I looked at the bamboo pole suspiciously, and the bamboo pole coughed dryly immediately.

"This is my master, that is your boss Xiao's master, so you can call him boss!" Zhu Gan said hastily.

"Hi, Boss!" three employees shouted at me.

Why is it so weird to me? This name is neither fish nor fowl, but looking at the pile of sheepskins, I feel relieved. The online game expo can sell consecrated sheepskins. Could it be that Mr. Xiao, Mr. Boss, and Mr. Big Boss are called together? This booth is not full of it?

"Which one of you is in charge of selling sheepskins?" I looked at the three employees.

The three employees looked at each other bitterly, and one of them, a slender and handsome employee, looked at me.

"Boss, it's like this. No one has ever bought this sheepskin, so we don't have to sell it. The organizer of the expo just now notified that the sheepskin must be cleaned up, otherwise we will be disqualified from participating in the exhibition. President Xiao and the boss are reporting this matter!" The handsome female employee replied.

After I heard her words, I glanced at the bamboo pole. The bamboo pole had a bitter face. I couldn't help it anymore. I laughed so hard that I couldn't straighten my waist. Bamboo pole, you bastard, this time you pay deal!