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The furious Lin Ming decided to give it a go.

He kicked the rocket towards the place that looked most like a door.

"I'll fuck your stinking bastard!"

He didn't know how heavy the kick was, anyway, he kicked it with anger in his heart.

If this door is not opened, Lin Ming will send him to die.

"Ding", the rocket suddenly made a strange sound.

Lin Ming saw a stream of immortal energy floating out from the inside of the rocket. At the same time, Lin Ming saw - the door of the rocket really opened!
I didn't expect him to be so lucky that he opened the door with just one kick.

He thought maybe he could go back to his hometown and play for his hometown football team.

The premise is that he can go back smoothly.

There is a strange smell in the rocket cabin.To be precise, it should be rotten.

It looked as if the contents hadn't been washed in hundreds of years.

Lin Ming suddenly vomited. The delicious tea he drank before rolled up from his internal organs, rushing straight to his throat, like the surging Yangtze River and the Yellow River.

He couldn't help it.Lin Ming had just entered the door, and now he rushed out again, ran to the open space and vomited crazily.

He didn't crawl back to the rocket until he was sick enough to throw up all the contents of his stomach.

This time he pinched his nose, and then carefully looked at the scenery inside the rocket cabin.

To be honest, there isn't much to see inside the rocket pod.

However, in Lin Ming's opinion, the facilities and decoration here were very inconsistent with the decoration style of the castle.

The entire cabin was wrapped in some rags, standing inside, Lin Ming felt quite comfortable.

But the patterns of these fabrics seem to be decades old.

Based on the overall shape of the rocket, Lin Ming felt that this thing must have been built many years ago.

This rocket was supposed to be dedicated to transporting passengers like him.And the channel is only opened once in a few decades, so it will not be used for a long time after it is built.

Lin Ming couldn't help but think fearfully, if this is the case, wouldn't the rocket be seriously damaged?

Can he still use it?Is this performance okay?

Lin Ming really never imagined that the journey home was so long.

However, apart from the fact that the rocket itself was very strange, Lin Ming also discovered a serious problem.

That is, this rocket is not big, Lin Ming can complete the entire rocket in 30 seconds.

However, after looking around like this, Juju, who was supposed to be here, did not appear here.

Lin Ming called nervously: "Juju?"

However, the response was even the sponge in the cabin that sucked up the sound.

Why is Juju not here?
Could it be that……

Lin Ming had a terrible association.

It is very likely that Juju had an unnecessary accident on the road he just walked.

He basically couldn't find any other explanation.

As far as he knew, there was only one rocket capable of transporting them back to reality.

It is impossible for Juju to leave first.

The moment Lin Ming's mind had the idea of ​​an unexpected encounter with Juju, it made his heart ache like a knife.

Before Juju, he invited him to leave in every possible way, and he even risked his life to stay to make Lin Ming change his mind.

However, he was the only one who successfully reached the destination.

Lin Ming felt that Juju should not stop at this moment.

For some reason, Lin Ming felt that if anything happened to Juju, it must have something to do with him.

He owes Juju his life.

If he hadn't been so ink-stained at the time, he would have been able to go with Juju.

If Juju encounters some troubles, he can also give some help.

It won't be like now, where life and death are separated.

Just when Lin Ming was about to burst into tears, he suddenly saw a light yellow light flashing above his head on the rocket.

At the same time, a mechanical woman's voice suddenly came from the rocket: "There are still 5 minutes until the launch."

The voice sounds like a robot's voice, and it should be automatically matched by the rocket system.

5 minutes left.

Lin Ming didn't know what to do.It seemed that he could only wait foolishly.

Anyway, whether the rocket can be successfully launched is completely out of his control.

But what kept lingering in his mind was the short time Juju spent with him.

Sitting on the ground in mourning and without energy, Lin Ming sat in ecstasy.

Suddenly, there was a sound outside the rocket.

Lin Ming felt as if the rocket had been hit hard by something.

Then, the rocket door opened.

"Lin Ming, are you here?"

Depend on.

"Why is it you?" Lin Ming looked at the lively Juju in front of him.

Juju was at a loss, and he asked, "Why not me?"

"Aren't you dead?" Lin Ming said angrily.In vain he had just grieved over the loss of a good man.

"You just died." Juju frowned.

Lin Ming suddenly felt that their conversation was a bit funny, so he couldn't help laughing out loud.And he laughed at his own stupid behavior.

"Where did you go just now?" Lin Ming asked him after he came back to his senses.

"Go to the toilet. I've been waiting for you for a long time, but I didn't expect you to come here as soon as I went to the toilet."

It turned out to be like this...

"Lazy people poop a lot." Lin Ming said.

In order to prevent him from scolding himself again, Lin Ming immediately changed the subject: "Hey, why, just before you came in, the rocket seemed to be hit by something?"

Juju said: "Eh... because I have to kick the rocket, the door of the rocket can be opened."

Lin Ming was shocked.

"This... this door needs to be kicked to open?"

"Ah."

He got another thing right by mistake today.That is, this door must be kicked open.

Before Lin Ming could ask him the reason, Juju said, "Such a dilapidated rocket can't be opened with normal methods."

"Damn it..." Lin Chrome felt a wave of panic in the low of the century.

As a high-quality farmer in the 21st century, I have a deep brain!After Juju was stung by the monster in the outer circle, he just lay here after waking up... Still don't know where it is?But it is clear who I am and where I am going back.

"Lin Ming, do you know what kind of toilet I went to just now?" Juju asked mysteriously.

"I don't know, I thought you were wiped out." Lin Ming said resentfully.

"It's different from the toilets on our earth, it's called a wide one." Juju said with teeth and claws.

"Different? Describe one"
"It can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words." Juju is mysterious.

"Forget it, I have to study the internal structure carefully"
Between the words, everything shook slightly.

The rocket is launched!The cabin fell silent.

Lin Ming and Juju were silent for a moment.

"Let me explain to you the toilet here." Juju wanted to ease the atmosphere.

"Oh, yes." Lin Ming also wanted to breathe a sigh of relief.

"The toilet is green, with flowers on the top. It's a bit like Hobbit's house, huh."
"The path leading to the toilet is paved with cobblestones, there are dandelion shades on both sides, and there are green radishes hanging on the threshold." Juju said enviously

"There are also unknown little birds flying around. Lin Ming, isn't it beautiful, beautiful and romantic!"

Lin Ming was unknowingly immersed in the atmosphere of gathering and describing.

"Lin Ming, isn't it beautiful?" Juju wanted to agree.

"The hobbit hut is also what I yearn for. But the toilets in this place look like this, aren't you fooling me?"
"Ahaha... ahahaha..." Juju couldn't hold back anymore.

Juju's laughter made Lin Ming feel that he was being fooled.

"You bastard." Lin Ming was ashamed and annoyed.

While talking, Lin Ming kicked his leg.

"Hey, it hurts, don't mind. My leg seems to be in pain all the time, and I can't remember why it hurts?" Juju said to himself in doubt.

Lin Ming didn't answer Juju's words, he walked around in the cabin to observe!

Juju also became curious, touching this and that.

Although the smell in the cabin is unpleasant, it is also full of strange traces.Juju kicked the cabinet, but did not move.I kicked around again, and suddenly a green light came on, and the door popped out.

"Ouch, it's in stock. Lin Ming, come quickly, come quickly." Juju called excitedly.

The two turned their heads together.

"It seems to be food, what is this, a small stone box with strange shapes," Juju said eagerly.

"Open it, hurry up, it's been a long time since I ate anything, and I'm so hungry. For various reasons, I forgot to be hungry, and now I suddenly realize that I'm really hungry!" Lin Ming had an embarrassing expression.

They picked up a stone box and smashed it hard with their hands. Wow, it hurts.The two were mentally retarded by sudden hunger.

"Why did you smash it with your hands?" Juju cried out in pain.

"Then how to do it?" Lin Ming was also mentally handicapped.

"Looking for tools, primitive people learned to use tools during evolution, but I actually smashed stones with my hands. I am a high-quality farmer in the 21st century."

As they spoke, the two hurriedly searched for unlocking tools in the narrow space.Although the cabin is dilapidated and simple, it is not easy to think about it being able to function.

They are separated left and right, carefully inspected, and every corner is not spared.I don't know where to press it, but pleasant music came out.I don't quite understand it, it seems to be a monophonic bouncing feeling, but it makes people feel at ease.The two listened quietly for a while.

"Go on, go on, listen and search." Juju raised his brows.

"Well, it seems that although the sparrow is small, it has all five internal organs." Lin Ming also became inexplicably happy.

The two looked for it quietly and happily.

"Come and see, Lin Ming." Juju shouted excitedly.

"Oh my god, it's hidden really deep!" Lin Ming thought silently in his heart.

I saw a liftable plane door on the top side of the cabin door, so it can be hidden.Juju touched there with his hands, touched the almost invisible switch, the door opened automatically, and there were tool stickers hanging on the bulkhead inside.

"Wow, that's really cool!" Lin Ming couldn't help admiring.

They carefully looked for tools that could open the stone box, took something that looked like a hammer, and chose a screwdriver.

Juju picked up the hammer and smashed it down with all his strength to eat the corn, once or twice, many times.

"It's not moving, why can't it be smashed?" Juju was dizzy.