I am a giant panda through time

"Old Li, have you drunk too much?"

"Fart your mother, I just saw it. When the fire flashed, something moved behind the woods!"

"Old Li, don't scare me, I'm a coward."

Looking at the atmosphere, Lao Tang became a little annoyed.

This fucking old Li, if he scares people away, how can I move this thing like that.

"Lao Li, you drank too much. It was blown by the wind just now. I was watching."

"Is it? Then... then I read it wrong."

"That's right, that's right, Lao Li, you really..."

"I watch too many sci-fi movies..."

Seeing this, several people laughed in unison, but just when the atmosphere eased, the grass behind them moved and made a noise.

Everyone looked around in a hurry, but they didn't see anything.

"Ah! Aliens!"

"It's the wind! You idiot!"

"Really, the courage is small enough."

"That's right, why don't you go back first."

"I... I'm still here."

But when everyone was arguing with each other, there was a crashing sound from the satellite.

At the same time, there was a strange panting sound.

"You... who is panting? This... is so loud?"

"I... I dare not breathe."

"No, no, no...it's not me! Don't look at me."

"It seems...it came from behind the satellite."

grunt.

Now even Lao Tang started to hesitate a little. Although he was scared, it was not pleasant to see the money disappear like this.

Lao Tang exhaled, threw a torch over, and sparked.

"What! Come out!"

Lao Tang's actions scared the surrounding villagers and almost wanted to run away.

No.

In fact, I already wanted to run away.

But his legs and feet were shaking, and he couldn't stop calling.

"It's just... what!?"

"Get out... out!"

Seeing that there was no movement on the back of the satellite, and there was only panting, everyone also started to jump up.

Just when everyone was still wondering, a fellow colleague patted his head violently.

"Oh, it's a wild boar! I remembered, the wild boars from the mountain over there have come running over in the flood these few days."

"Oh, I said, it's just a wild boar."

"That's right, I'm so scared."

Seeing this, Lao Tang also let out a sigh of relief.

Oh shit.

Almost peed on a wild boar.

"The fire is almost on, see if it's hot to your hands, move it quickly, and just drive away the wild boar."

As Lao Tang talked, he walked around behind Wang Weixing.

Hearing the panting sound that was getting closer, Lao Tang still couldn't help but feel a little nervous. This damned wild boar, I will kill it for cooking someday when I have time!
"Dead wild boar! Why don't you hurry up and get out! Otherwise, I..."

But when Lao Tang walked to the back, he was stunned.

There are no boars, no fucking boars!

But without wild boars, how did the panting sound come from?
Lao Tang followed the voice and looked towards the side of the satellite. It was a black bulbous object, which seemed to have a little hair.

The fuck.

What is it?
But before Lao Tang could react, the ball started to move.

He stood up.

The left hand is also holding a tubular object, and his head!
"My Cao! Aliens!"

Lao Tang screamed strangely, fell to the ground, and moved backwards crazily.

Seeing this, the people who were still joking ran away directly, and the birds were all gone.

Although Lao Tang was very scared, but in the face of danger, people would always burst out with unlimited potential, but then the black humanoid creature aimed the clarinet in Lao Tang's hand.

Lao Tang dared not move.

"Brother? Sawadika? Hey Salang? Hello? Hello? Soda Buleka?" Lao Tang raised his hands frantically, trying to communicate with the "alien" in front of him.

But this "alien" ignored Lao Tang.

The "gun" in his hand swung and made a clicking sound, and Lao Tang hurriedly backed away.

Finished!

Finished!

I'm dead, this is an alien's gun!
But what Lao Tang was thinking about, the fire, the laser, and the ice did not appear.

Lao Tang looked at the "alien" in bewilderment.

The "alien" also froze for a while, then took the gun back and studied it by himself. From time to time, there were flames and strange switching sounds.

Is it?

The alien's gun, broken?
Lao Tang gradually calmed down, and he began to observe this "alien".

He seemed to have more than just a broken gun.

and.

The body seems to move very slowly, it seems to be injured?

Have the opportunity!
Lao Tang calmly picked up a wave of sand with his hands and threw it towards the alien.

"Ah!" The alien screamed in pain as he covered his eyes with one hand.

slip away!

Seeing this, Lao Tang didn't care about anything, so he ran away.

Hahaha!
I survived!

I survived the aliens!

Lao Tang has never been so happy.

Whenever he talked about this matter in the future, Lao Tang always looked proud.

What?Do you drive a Mercedes Benz?

What?How many millions are you?

That's all fart, how the hell did I survive the aliens!
You know not!

alien!
It was not until Lao Tang was sent to a mental hospital for many years that he gradually forgot about it.

But this is all for later.

Looking at Lao Tang who was cheering and galloping, Shen Fei finally let out a breath.

Take off the plastic bag on your head.

He patted the black flakes on his body and hookah.

It's not easy to pretend to be an alien.

【Ding】

"The hidden mission has been achieved. According to the performance of the host, the system will give a 9-point evaluation, and the final reward is being calculated."

"Reward distribution..."

"3"

"2"

"1"

"Let me see, baby, what reward did you give me!"

Shen Fei looked at the status bar excitedly.

Host: Shen Fei

Current Status: Giant Panda

Age: 32 years old (according to the average life expectancy of giant pandas, you are already very old and will burp soon.)
Life remaining: [-] hours

Skills: none

[Although there is not much time, you can try to do something that will not leave you with regrets]

"Why only one hundred?"

"The images are vivid, but the sound doesn't carry enough emotion."

"I'm a fucking panda! I can't talk!"

"Just from your roar, you started to use too much force, and the strength was lost. It sounded very ugly, like a half fart."

"..."

Black question mark?

Shen Fei listened to this system's nonsense, with a confused face.

What the hell, did you fart halfway?
But forget it, at least it's a hundred hours, and I can spend a few more days.

But what about the satellite?

I'm a panda now and I'm not short of money, or I'll show this thing to the village chief tomorrow, and Uncle De has something, so he will naturally understand.

But put this thing here, if I leave, and some puppy villages, chicken villages, etc., wouldn't it be embarrassing?

Shen Fei scratched his head.

"System, is there a way? Do you have a storage function?"

"Yes, but charges are based on the size of the item and the length of storage."

"How much is it for two days?"

"20 hours."

"Your fucking heart is dark, right?"

"warn……"

Seeing the high fees charged by the system, Shen Fei still gave up the idea of ​​moving this thing back.

Forget it.

Go back to sleep first, it's getting late.

Maybe he could sneak to Zhao Linger's side.

Anyway, I made a lot of money tonight.

Hey.