The strongest crow mouth system

When Gao Dameng realized it, how far Bian Haoren had gone, she quickly caught up with him and said, "You haven't told me what it is yet."

Good man Bian sighed and said, "May I ask you to gossip like this before?"

Gao Dameng narrowed his eyes, and said coldly: "I'm not gossip, I just suspect that you are deceiving me."

Bian Haoren laughed mockingly and said: "Cheat you? May I ask why I cheated you? Do you think I came here specially to be a hero? Before I came here, you probably haven't heard the news of the fugitives coming here." ? Do you think I have a better channel to know about this faster?"

Speaking of which, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "Are you looking down on me too much, or are you looking down on yourselves too much?"

Gao Dameng was speechless by Bian Haoren. In fact, she also knew that she had no reason to doubt him, but she just thought it was a coincidence. After all, a person can meet a fugitive twice. Too bad luck.

Gao Dameng was thinking, Bian Haoren suddenly said with a sad face: "This thing was given to me by the woman I like. She went to the capital. I took this thing with me like a baby, but I lost it today." gone."

Speaking of this, he raised his head, looked up at the starry sky with deep eyes, and said melancholy: "I take it out every day before going to bed to have a look, and I think about others when I see it, so it was already very late when I found it lost." Yes, I rushed over non-stop, but I didn't expect... No, there is nowhere!"

Speaking of this, Bian Haoren squatted down and sat on the steps, looking very hurt.

Looking at him like this, Gao Dameng was immediately full of sympathy. Of course, she, who is called the queen of cold faces, would not show any sad expression because of this, so that Bian Haoren looked at her cold face and said in his heart: "Damn it, is this woman a woman? How can you not be moved after hearing such a bloody plot?"

The beauty of the system said lightly: "Not only is she not moved, but she also feels a little nauseous."

Good man Bian: "..."

System beauty, save me some face.

Gao Dameng thought for a long time, then comforted Bian Haoren and said: "If you lose such an important thing, it means that you and her are doomed to miss each other. You should stop doing such useless things as seeing things and thinking about others. It's a waste of time. "

After a pause, she added, "Don't be sad."

Bian Haoren looked at Gao Dameng dumbfounded. He felt that it was a good thing he made up this story, otherwise, with Gao Dameng's way of persuading others, he would be too uncomfortable to eat without crying.Is this comforting people, or is it embarrassing people?
It's a mudslide among women.

Bian Haoren looked at Gao Dameng with a sad face, and said, "I thought you just had a cold face."

Gao Dameng looked at him with a frown, and heard him say with great regret: "It turns out that you are also cold-hearted."

Gao Dameng looked at Bian Haoren's aggrieved look, and said awkwardly: "I...I really don't know how to comfort people."

Bian Haoren said: "Let me give you a sincere opinion. Even if you see others sad in the future, don't comfort them. Maybe, before you comfort them, they are just sad. After you comfort them, they will jump off the building." .”

Gao Dameng's face turned red in an instant. She always knew that her EQ was not high, but she had never been ridiculed by any man like this. She was depressed but helpless. After all, it was her fault first, but she was still angry and held back. Qu said: "I... I'll go back first."

Good man Bian waved his hand and said, "Well, let's go."

At this time, the beauty of the system suddenly said: "The punishment begins..."

Good man Bian: "..."

fuck fuck fuck!It's coming again, what's the punishment this time?

At this moment, he suddenly saw the zipper of Gao Dameng's pants, and said in surprise, "You...the zipper wasn't pulled."

Gao Dameng froze instantly. She lowered her head and took a look, only to find that her zipper was really open!However, she remembered well that she was zipped.So, she couldn't help looking at Good Man Bian angrily.

Bian Haoren looked at her strangely, and thought, "Why is she looking at me like that?"

"You must have done it, didn't you?" Gao Dameng said through gritted teeth, and then rushed directly in front of Bian Haoren.

Just as Bian Haoren was about to say "misunderstanding", Gao Dameng threw him out with an over-the-shoulder throw.

Good man Bian: "??"

Who the hell did I offend?System beauty, tell me, tell me!
Gao Dameng was still puzzled. He bent down and grabbed Bian Haoren's waist, trying to throw him away. Bian Haoren said angrily, "Come again? You treat me like dough and let you knead it?"

As he spoke, he grabbed Gao Dameng's chest and said, "Monkeys steal peaches."

"Shameless!" Gao Dameng yelled, and quickly let go of his hand. At this moment, Bian Haoren heard a "stab", and immediately after, he saw his pants being grabbed by Gao Dameng. As for him, only a pair of... red underpants remained on his lower body.

The bewitching red looks so beautiful under the moonlight, like a red peony in full bloom... Ahh!
Bian Haoren subconsciously covered his crotch, and Gao Dameng's face turned red. She really didn't expect that Bian Haoren's trousers were so weak. If she knew, she would never hold on to his waist.

"What are you doing?" A stern voice came suddenly.

Good man Bian followed the prestige and saw Zhao Yi staring at him coldly with a dark face.

He said: "No... I didn't do it. Although she might want to plot against me, I tried my best to protect my bottom line."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Gao Dameng: "..."

Is there such a strange thing that misinterprets other people's meaning?Besides, you fucking dare to tease the police?Should we lose face?
When had Gao Dameng been insulted like this? She yelled, threw her trousers on Bian Haoren's body angrily, and said, "I'm going to kill you!"

Good man Bian hurriedly said: "Hey, you just tried to rape X, and now you want to kill someone? Wow, are you worthy of the clothes on your body?"

Gao Dameng blushed even more when she heard Bian Haoren's words, but she just couldn't let go of her fists, especially against Shang Bian Haoren's innocent bastard, no matter how angry she was, she could only hold back.

In the end, Gao Dameng stomped his feet angrily and ran away angrily.

Bian Hao patted his chest with lingering fear, got up from the ground and said: "I admit that you are very beautiful, but the relationship between men and women is about mutual affection. I don't like you, so you must not be so rude in the future, Overlord It’s not okay to bow hard, a twisted melon is not sweet.”

Have you ever seen someone who is cheap and good-looking?seen?Then, have you ever seen someone who is cheap and good-looking, and also very, very cheap?Good man Bian—he is.

Zhao Yi looked at Bian Haoren with a cold face. He knew Gao Dameng and knew that she would not fall in love with Bian Haoren, so something must have happened, and it was most likely caused by the boy in front of him.

Zhao Yi frowned, and said a little irritably: "This is the first time, and I hope it will be the last time. You are not worthy of talking to Mengmeng like this."

Bian Haoren put away the joke just now, with a smirk on his face, and said: "Mengmeng? Oh, it's really affectionate, but, are you jealous of me now?"

To be honest, Zhao Yi hadn't seen such a beating person for a long time. He suppressed his anger and felt that it was better not to talk nonsense with this kind of person. It was important to comfort Gao Dameng, so he turned around and left quickly.

Bian Haoren was completely relieved after he walked away, thinking that the two of them had finally left, you know, he was actually very nervous just now, for fear that he would expose something, but fortunately, he passed the test safely in the end.

It's just... he has made such a great contribution. Could it be that they won't apply for a reward for him?He remembered that last time, he received a very generous bonus.

Thinking of this, Goodman Bian put on his trousers, and went back the same way, but because his trousers were torn, he had to pinch the waist of his trousers to prevent them from falling off.

He came to the position just now in such an awkward way, Bian Haoren saw that everyone's eyes were on him, he looked down, and then looked at a few young aunts who were blushing. , he also blushed a little.

The dean asked with concern: "Xiao Bian, what's wrong with you?"

Bian Haoren suddenly looked at Gao Dameng who was taking notes in an infinite shyness, and everyone's eyes fell on her instantly, and then he let out a long and ambiguous "oh".

Gao Dameng: "..."

Now she really wants to strangle Bian Haoren to death. Only by thinking that she is a policeman and that she is a policeman can she suppress the little maniac in her heart who wants to kill.