Invincible Yin Yang System
Chapter 52
As soon as Zhang Jianfeng finished speaking, there were two completely different reactions in the room.
The Liang family was stunned and looked at the dying old man on the hospital bed.
If this really made the old man stand up and jump alive immediately, they would probably pee their pants in fright on the spot.
And Dr. Wu laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath.
"You really want to laugh at me to death. Little liar, I advise you to get out as soon as possible. If you accidentally put the old man to death, it is not as simple as a medical accident. This is deliberate murder. Do you know it? Jailed."
"I know. What's the matter? Are you afraid?"
Dr. Wu thought that as long as he mentioned going to jail, this little liar would immediately frighten the shit out of him.
Who knew, Zhang Jianfeng said it so calmly, as if it was just a trivial matter in his eyes.
Impossible, even if a god descends to earth, it is impossible to cure it well, he must be bluffing.
"Hey, little lunatic, when did you know your medical skills?"
"Medical skills? What the hell?"
"Didn't you just say that you could make this old man jump up and down immediately?" Mingyue asked curiously.
Zhang Jianfeng thought for a while: "Did I say it?"
"...I just want to ask, what if the old man is put to death?"
"Death is death. It's not my father anyway."
Well, you are awesome.
Although Zhang Jianfeng doesn't know medical skills, he knows Taoism.
Moreover, he already knew that the old man had suffered from ghost refining, so naturally it was impossible to use medical skills to save him.
"System, do you have an exorcism charm, give me one."
"20 yin and yang values, no counter-offering."
Obviously the system was frightened by Zhang Jianfeng, for fear that he would bargain again.
Zhang Jianfeng gritted his teeth and bought it.
I don't want the child to be caught by the wolf, so I will fight this time today.
Taking out the ghost exorcising talisman from the mobile phone, Zhang Jianfeng walked up to the old man.
The surrounding doctors stepped aside and looked at Zhang Jianfeng jokingly, imagining how he would hold his head and cry later.
Zhang Jianfeng pasted the talisman paper on the old man's forehead, pinched out a few seals, and said silently: "The heaven and the earth are natural, and the filth is scattered. The majesty of the eight directions makes me natural. Hurry up as you wish, and retreat."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the old man's body tremble suddenly, his mouth opened, and a thick black air escaped from his body.
They don't have yin and yang eyes, so they can't see the ghost energy naturally.
Liang Xiong clenched his hands tightly together, seeing the old man's body shaking uncontrollably, he was worried for a while.
Doctor Wu smiled contemptuously, thinking how he would ridicule Zhang Jianfeng later.
After a few minutes, all the ghostly aura in the old man's body was expelled, and finally his face calmed down a little, but he was still lying on the bed, showing no sign of being alive and kicking at all.
Eh, that's not right, logically speaking, all the ghost energy in this old man's body has been exhausted, even if he can't be alive and kicking immediately, he should recover his sanity.
This old lying on the bed pretending to be dead, how can I continue to pretend.
"Report to the host, the old man's life expectancy is approaching, even if he is not transformed into a ghost, he is about to die."
Hearing what the system said, Zhang Jianfeng immediately remembered.
This ghost refining technique is originally to select living people whose life span is almost at the end of their lives. Even if they prevent ghost transformation by themselves, the old man has not much time left.Coupled with the tossing of ghost energy in his body, he was almost going to the west.
Fuck, isn't this a fruit-eating slap in the face?
What will you tell them later?
It's none of my business.I've got rid of the ghost aura, but the old man is dying, and there is no chance for you to see him alive and kicking.
Can they believe it?Even if they didn't beat me to death, they still had a good temper.
Zhang Jianfeng showed embarrassment on his face, but he still put on a look of controlling everything and said: "My celestial master has already removed the ghost energy from the old man's body, but the time has come for me, and I'm about to go west. Prepare for the funeral." .”
When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at each other.
What's the meaning?You posted a talisman on the old man, saying that the old man is no longer good?
Are you sure you didn't kill the old man just now?
What about the vow you made just now?Did you say you want to be alive and kicking right away?
Are you fucking kidding us?
At this time, Liang Yan also walked in, saw Zhang Jianfeng standing next to the old man, and even pasted a talisman on the old man's forehead, and immediately became angry.
Pointing at him, he cursed: "Little bastard, if my old man leaves, I will never end with you. If you are a stinky beggar, if you dare to lie to my mother, she will kill you. My father, you died so badly." .”
After finishing speaking, he threw himself on the old man's bedside, hugging his head and crying.
Liang Xiong had a complicated expression on his face, he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it.
Doctor Wu adjusted his clothes, and immediately said confidently: "Little brother, yes, you are really superb in medicine. Originally, the old man could live for a while, but I didn't expect you to kill the old man as soon as you got started. Next I really admire it."
Zhang Jianfeng was also very speechless at this time, if he still had yin and yang values, he would immediately buy a book of medical techniques of rejuvenation, and get the old man up in minutes.
But now the economy is in a downturn, and I haven't received a job for a long time.
If you want to find it, go to the system, I am innocent.
Just as I was thinking about it, a sudden inspiration flashed, and I immediately thought of a way.
Wait, just now the system said that the old man's lifespan has reached the end of his life. Does that mean that as long as he can increase his lifespan, he can come back to life?
Fuck, Zhang Jianfeng, why are you so witty?
I'm so close to falling in love with you.
Yangshou is something I don't need to buy at all.
The last time I touched several boxes of heavenly spirit pills from the cave, it was useless for me to return one.
Taoist priests can increase their cultivation level by eating it, and people can increase their longevity by eating it.
"Honey, I took the panacea today, so I'm fine now."
Mingyue rolled his eyes at him and said, "I haven't eaten it. If you eat the old man to death, don't come to me."
Zhang Jianfeng couldn't care less, and said pretendingly, "Why cry, the old man isn't dead yet. I just said that because the atmosphere here is too heavy, and I want to liven up the atmosphere."
Everyone almost fainted immediately.
You are sick, how can you be so talented by using other people's father's life to enliven the atmosphere.
Zhang Jianfeng took out the Tianling Pill from his mobile phone and stuffed it into the old man's mouth.
After waiting for a few minutes, there was still no response.
No, could it be that the panacea is a counterfeit and shoddy product?
It's useless to eat it by yourself, so Zhang Jianfeng keeps throwing it in the phone.Unexpectedly, the first time I used it, it had no effect.
Shit, when the time comes, I have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to complain about these fake medicine sellers.
Zhang Jianfeng didn't give up, and stuffed another one into the old man's mouth.
"You really have a lot of tricks. The talisman paper is not good, and you stuffed the old man with a dog skin plaster. I think even if the old man is fine, you will have an accident." Dr. Wu said eccentrically.
Zhang Jianfeng gave him a hard look, "You are the only one who has too many things to do, wait until this is settled, and I will see how I kill you."
After taking two celestial pills, Zhang Jianfeng saw that the old man was still not improving at all, and was about to take the third one.
A hand suddenly grabbed Zhang Jianfeng, which startled him immediately.
Afterwards, the old man jumped up from the bed as if he was resurrected with full blood.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he stretched out his hand and stripped off all his clothes, and ran naked in the room.
The Liang family was stunned and looked at the dying old man on the hospital bed.
If this really made the old man stand up and jump alive immediately, they would probably pee their pants in fright on the spot.
And Dr. Wu laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath.
"You really want to laugh at me to death. Little liar, I advise you to get out as soon as possible. If you accidentally put the old man to death, it is not as simple as a medical accident. This is deliberate murder. Do you know it? Jailed."
"I know. What's the matter? Are you afraid?"
Dr. Wu thought that as long as he mentioned going to jail, this little liar would immediately frighten the shit out of him.
Who knew, Zhang Jianfeng said it so calmly, as if it was just a trivial matter in his eyes.
Impossible, even if a god descends to earth, it is impossible to cure it well, he must be bluffing.
"Hey, little lunatic, when did you know your medical skills?"
"Medical skills? What the hell?"
"Didn't you just say that you could make this old man jump up and down immediately?" Mingyue asked curiously.
Zhang Jianfeng thought for a while: "Did I say it?"
"...I just want to ask, what if the old man is put to death?"
"Death is death. It's not my father anyway."
Well, you are awesome.
Although Zhang Jianfeng doesn't know medical skills, he knows Taoism.
Moreover, he already knew that the old man had suffered from ghost refining, so naturally it was impossible to use medical skills to save him.
"System, do you have an exorcism charm, give me one."
"20 yin and yang values, no counter-offering."
Obviously the system was frightened by Zhang Jianfeng, for fear that he would bargain again.
Zhang Jianfeng gritted his teeth and bought it.
I don't want the child to be caught by the wolf, so I will fight this time today.
Taking out the ghost exorcising talisman from the mobile phone, Zhang Jianfeng walked up to the old man.
The surrounding doctors stepped aside and looked at Zhang Jianfeng jokingly, imagining how he would hold his head and cry later.
Zhang Jianfeng pasted the talisman paper on the old man's forehead, pinched out a few seals, and said silently: "The heaven and the earth are natural, and the filth is scattered. The majesty of the eight directions makes me natural. Hurry up as you wish, and retreat."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the old man's body tremble suddenly, his mouth opened, and a thick black air escaped from his body.
They don't have yin and yang eyes, so they can't see the ghost energy naturally.
Liang Xiong clenched his hands tightly together, seeing the old man's body shaking uncontrollably, he was worried for a while.
Doctor Wu smiled contemptuously, thinking how he would ridicule Zhang Jianfeng later.
After a few minutes, all the ghostly aura in the old man's body was expelled, and finally his face calmed down a little, but he was still lying on the bed, showing no sign of being alive and kicking at all.
Eh, that's not right, logically speaking, all the ghost energy in this old man's body has been exhausted, even if he can't be alive and kicking immediately, he should recover his sanity.
This old lying on the bed pretending to be dead, how can I continue to pretend.
"Report to the host, the old man's life expectancy is approaching, even if he is not transformed into a ghost, he is about to die."
Hearing what the system said, Zhang Jianfeng immediately remembered.
This ghost refining technique is originally to select living people whose life span is almost at the end of their lives. Even if they prevent ghost transformation by themselves, the old man has not much time left.Coupled with the tossing of ghost energy in his body, he was almost going to the west.
Fuck, isn't this a fruit-eating slap in the face?
What will you tell them later?
It's none of my business.I've got rid of the ghost aura, but the old man is dying, and there is no chance for you to see him alive and kicking.
Can they believe it?Even if they didn't beat me to death, they still had a good temper.
Zhang Jianfeng showed embarrassment on his face, but he still put on a look of controlling everything and said: "My celestial master has already removed the ghost energy from the old man's body, but the time has come for me, and I'm about to go west. Prepare for the funeral." .”
When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at each other.
What's the meaning?You posted a talisman on the old man, saying that the old man is no longer good?
Are you sure you didn't kill the old man just now?
What about the vow you made just now?Did you say you want to be alive and kicking right away?
Are you fucking kidding us?
At this time, Liang Yan also walked in, saw Zhang Jianfeng standing next to the old man, and even pasted a talisman on the old man's forehead, and immediately became angry.
Pointing at him, he cursed: "Little bastard, if my old man leaves, I will never end with you. If you are a stinky beggar, if you dare to lie to my mother, she will kill you. My father, you died so badly." .”
After finishing speaking, he threw himself on the old man's bedside, hugging his head and crying.
Liang Xiong had a complicated expression on his face, he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it.
Doctor Wu adjusted his clothes, and immediately said confidently: "Little brother, yes, you are really superb in medicine. Originally, the old man could live for a while, but I didn't expect you to kill the old man as soon as you got started. Next I really admire it."
Zhang Jianfeng was also very speechless at this time, if he still had yin and yang values, he would immediately buy a book of medical techniques of rejuvenation, and get the old man up in minutes.
But now the economy is in a downturn, and I haven't received a job for a long time.
If you want to find it, go to the system, I am innocent.
Just as I was thinking about it, a sudden inspiration flashed, and I immediately thought of a way.
Wait, just now the system said that the old man's lifespan has reached the end of his life. Does that mean that as long as he can increase his lifespan, he can come back to life?
Fuck, Zhang Jianfeng, why are you so witty?
I'm so close to falling in love with you.
Yangshou is something I don't need to buy at all.
The last time I touched several boxes of heavenly spirit pills from the cave, it was useless for me to return one.
Taoist priests can increase their cultivation level by eating it, and people can increase their longevity by eating it.
"Honey, I took the panacea today, so I'm fine now."
Mingyue rolled his eyes at him and said, "I haven't eaten it. If you eat the old man to death, don't come to me."
Zhang Jianfeng couldn't care less, and said pretendingly, "Why cry, the old man isn't dead yet. I just said that because the atmosphere here is too heavy, and I want to liven up the atmosphere."
Everyone almost fainted immediately.
You are sick, how can you be so talented by using other people's father's life to enliven the atmosphere.
Zhang Jianfeng took out the Tianling Pill from his mobile phone and stuffed it into the old man's mouth.
After waiting for a few minutes, there was still no response.
No, could it be that the panacea is a counterfeit and shoddy product?
It's useless to eat it by yourself, so Zhang Jianfeng keeps throwing it in the phone.Unexpectedly, the first time I used it, it had no effect.
Shit, when the time comes, I have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to complain about these fake medicine sellers.
Zhang Jianfeng didn't give up, and stuffed another one into the old man's mouth.
"You really have a lot of tricks. The talisman paper is not good, and you stuffed the old man with a dog skin plaster. I think even if the old man is fine, you will have an accident." Dr. Wu said eccentrically.
Zhang Jianfeng gave him a hard look, "You are the only one who has too many things to do, wait until this is settled, and I will see how I kill you."
After taking two celestial pills, Zhang Jianfeng saw that the old man was still not improving at all, and was about to take the third one.
A hand suddenly grabbed Zhang Jianfeng, which startled him immediately.
Afterwards, the old man jumped up from the bed as if he was resurrected with full blood.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he stretched out his hand and stripped off all his clothes, and ran naked in the room.
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