Invincible Yin Yang System

As the old saying goes, people need face and trees need bark.Zhang Jianfeng has seen brazen ones before, but he has never seen one as stinky and shameless as the second idiot.

The second fool saw that Zhang Jianfeng had no intention of taking him home at all, and immediately followed him closely.

One person and one dog, walking in tandem.

Several times, Zhang Jianfeng rushed forward with one kick, but every time the second idiot seemed to know what he wanted to do, and jumped back to avoid his attack.

After Zhang Jianfeng continued to walk forward, he followed up with a lifeless expression.

The most speechless thing is that if you say you follow, you will follow, but in the end these two idiots can't walk well at all.

It was actually like being in an underground facility, with his upper body raised, his hands on his waist, and he walked upright like a dog, completely ignoring the people around him.

It attracted the frequent glances of passers-by, and some even immediately took out their mobile phones, wanting to take pictures of this miraculous scene.

Zhang Jianfeng really wanted to pretend that he didn't know him, so he turned around and left immediately.

But he knew that the second idiot was following him today.

If the time comes to watch him together, it may be difficult to explain this miraculous phenomenon.

Someone asks you, what breed is your dog, and how did you train him to be so good.

What the hell can I say?
What's so surprising about walking upright? This grandson can still speak human language. Are you afraid?
It is estimated that he was either mentally ill on the spot and taken to the police station, or was quietly taken away by people from the government department for research purposes.

It's okay if the people who come from the earth's eye, if you are unlucky and encounter the gang of Skynet, it is estimated that it will be difficult for Qiu Lao to fish himself out.

Thinking of this, Zhang Jianfeng suddenly thought of an idiom to describe the current situation very aptly, called dead lips and cold teeth.

Now I and the second idiot are grasshoppers on the same boat, if something happens to him, I will have a hard time.

The second idiot saw someone taking out his mobile phone, as if he wanted to take a picture of him.

Immediately, he proudly raised his head, raised his paws, and made a pose in a chic manner.

Zhang Jianfeng almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, this guy didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all.

While the second idiot was looking up at the sky at 45°, Zhang Jianfeng stepped forward and kicked him out.

The second idiot bumped his head into the small flower bed next to him, and was about to yell, Zhang Jianfeng had already rushed forward, covering his dog's mouth with one hand, making him speechless.

"Brat, what do you want to do? Do you want to murder Ben Shangxian? If you don't make it clear to me today, Ben Shangxian will never end with you. Wow!" The second idiot said vaguely with his mouth tightly covered.

Just now Zhang Jianfeng ignored him all the way, he was worried that he had no excuse to pester Zhang Jianfeng.

Now that he was kicked inexplicably, he naturally wanted to blackmail him with this.

Haven't brought Ben Shangxian to see women yet, want to leave?It's not that easy.

It never occurred to Zhang Jianfeng that this trip to the underground, without gaining anything else, unexpectedly got such a master.

Sighing deeply, he could only admit that he was unlucky.

"Second idiot, I'm not talking about you, can you keep a low profile. The last dog that walked like you was half the height of a person on the grave."

When the second fool heard it, he thought he was praising him, twisted his dog's head and said, "Low-key? I have never been low-key in my life. Don't look at me now with a dog's body, but I still have a dragon in my heart." Soul. Also, how did that dog die? Did he like too many people, so happy? Woah!"

Zhang Jianfeng rolled his eyes at him and said, "He walked like you. He was beaten five times in the street, and he was beaten to death."

The second idiot took a deep breath and fell silent inexplicably.

I don't know why he was thinking about why he was beaten by others or why he died after being beaten five times.

After a while, the silly dog ​​seemed to have an epiphany, and said quite proudly: "It's okay, don't worry. Don't say being beaten five times, even if it is fifty times, the god will not die. My skin Thick. Wang!"

In the next second, without saying a word, Zhang Jianfeng began to wrestle with the two idiots in the street.

Pedestrians passing by stopped to watch, silently took out their mobile phones, and took pictures of this rare human-dog fight.

After a young man filmed it, he posted it on the Internet with the caption "Shocking, what I have to say between a young man and a stray dog".

Another middle-aged man was not too slow, and after the filming was finished, he added a text, "Shocked, the young man and the dog staged an action romance movie on the street, attracting hundreds of people to watch."

Of course, Zhang Jianfeng only found out about this later.

What he couldn't bear the most was that someone actually posted it on the Internet with the title "Shocked, young man and Gouzi fought in the street, just to win the reputation of being a single dog for thousands of years".

Now he really wants to know who is so talented and has such a big brain, who can think of this shocking title.

If anyone knows, please contact me, I really want to have a cheerful and lively academic discussion on this topic with this talent.

Let's take a closer look, which eye did he use to see that he was single for ten thousand years?

I promise not to kill him.

It was almost noon when we returned to Tiantian's apartment.

Zhang Jianfeng never expected that this dog would consume more energy than him.

It took a full hour to pinch the frame outside, and was finally pulled away by a passer-by aunt.

After half an hour of persuasion and education, Zhang Jianfeng and the second fool finally let them go because they couldn't bear it.

The second idiot dragged a dog leg and limped behind, cursing for a while.

Zhang Jianfeng had bite marks all over his body, and he turned his head to stare at the two idiots from time to time.

Walking downstairs, he knocked on the door outside, just wanting to go back quickly, change his clothes, and take a good rest.

Unexpectedly, after knocking for a long time, there was no response at all.

At this time, an old man came out from the side, looked at Zhang Jianfeng warily, and asked, "Young man, what are you doing here?"

Zhang Jianfeng replied: "Master, I am the tenant of this apartment."

When the uncle heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Why are you coming back now? Something happened yesterday, don't you know?"

Zhang Jianfeng's heart skipped a beat, and the worst thought had already surfaced in his heart.

The uncle saw that he was embarrassed, and continued: "Young man, you don't know. Last night, a group of people ran into the apartment and beat Miss Ye."

"What did you say?"

Seeing that Zhang Jianfeng really didn't know anything, the uncle looked around to make sure there were no other outsiders, and then whispered: "I live next to me. I heard a scream from this building last night, and then I saw Ye The girl ran out from inside, covering her face with her hands, there was blood everywhere, it was terrible. A group of people chased out from inside, and seemed to be entangled with Miss Ye. Our neighbors felt that those people were from the underworld. They hurriedly called the police, and these guys ran away. Before they left, they said that this was just a lesson, and they would come again in the future. Ms. Ye passed out on the spot. We hurriedly called an ambulance, and then we took her to Hospital."

Zhang Jianfeng's face turned black when he heard it, his lips trembled slightly, and he asked, "Master, which hospital is it?"

The uncle thought for a while, and said, "I remember it seems to be the No.1 civilian hospital. Young man, I advise you. Don't wade into this muddy water, move quickly."

Zhang Jianfeng said with a half-smile, "Master, thank you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Jian rushed out of Tiantian apartment like flying.

The second idiot didn't know what happened, so he ran out with Zhang Jianfeng.