Invincible Yin Yang System
Chapter 111
The corners of Zhang Jianfeng's mouth twitched, why do I feel like you've been spouting shit from just now.
Do you dare to say it louder, if Sun Ruxi heard this and didn't beat you to death, he is considered to be of high quality.
"Well, let me give you a name first." Zhang Jianfeng said.
Hearing that Zhang Jianfeng wanted to name Erha, everyone around gathered to watch the fun.
"Mortal, I want you to choose a name from Shangxianlun? Wang!"
"Of course. Have you ever seen a pet dog without a name? Could it be that I took you out for a walk and called you an immortal? Others don't think I'm a fool."
As soon as Erha heard the word pet dog, Erha kicked it up without saying a word.
Zhang Jianfeng took his kick and scuffled with him again.
"Stinky boy, don't scratch Ben Shangxian's head if you have the ability. You can say something like a pet dog again, you are a dog, and your whole family is a dog. Ben Shangxian is a dragon. Woah!"
"Your sister Long, you are the only one who looks like you. You dare to call yourself a Shenlong. You are not afraid of being cracked down by 315 directly when you go out."
Seeing the two writhing together on the ground, everyone felt that this name was really imminent.
Otherwise, these two probably fight a few times a day because of the name.
"Let go, if you don't let go, Ben Shangxian is going to bite you. Bow woof!"
"Fuck, you really are a dog who can't change eating shit."
When Zhang Jianfeng heard that Erha was going to bite him, he immediately stepped aside.
I don't know if this Erha has had an injection. If he is bitten by him and contracted rabies, it will be more harm than good.
Erha saw that he couldn't beat Zhang Jianfeng, so he softened his attitude a little and said, "Since you want to name Ben Shangxian, then you should talk about it first and let Ben Shangxian think about it. If you say it in advance, if it's not good enough, Ben Shangxian Shangxian will not use it."
Zhang Jianfeng snorted softly and said no, his body is still very honest.
"Don't worry, I have received nine years of compulsory education, and I will be a pillar of talent in order to build a harmonious society in the future. Such a trivial matter as naming is naturally within reach."
Erha looked at Zhang Jianfeng suspiciously, not knowing what to say.
"I came up with this name. It is simple, easy to remember, catchy, and can fully reflect your characteristics."
Hearing this, Erha actually got a little excited, looking at Zhang Jianfeng full of expectations, thinking about what kind of domineering and mighty name he could give himself.
Zhang Jianfeng thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he coughed lightly.
"Well, let's call you the second idiot."
Erha was stunned for a full minute.
During this period, he imagined countless heroic, handsome, chic and domineering names.
What kind of dog day, dog good day, the worst is a dog Aotian.
Who knew that the guy in front of him held back for so long, and finally said a name with such a strong rustic flavor.
At that moment, Erha even suddenly felt that the names of rhubarb and little black sounded so familiar.
Two idiots, what the hell?The nine-year compulsory education you received before was eaten by dogs.
When the people around heard it, they almost fell down laughing.
Seeing that Erha was no longer furious, but the real Shi Lezhi, he rushed towards Zhang Jianfeng like a mad dog and tore him apart.
Everyone rushed over, holding back their smiles, while trying to get out of the way: "Brother Dog, Brother Dog, don't do this, don't do this, just speak up if you have something to say."
"What's the meaning of your ready smile? Woah!"
"No, no, you read it wrong, we didn't laugh. Generally, we don't laugh easily, unless we really can't help it, ahahahahahahaha."
Zhang Jianfeng's name is simply amazing.
Simple and easy to remember, catchy, and can fully reflect the characteristics of Erha.
Don't say it is catchy, it is simply unforgettable.
Second idiot, isn't it? As the head of the three idiots of dogs, Erha deserves his name.
Zhang Jianfeng saw Erha was dissatisfied, and deliberately explained: "At the beginning, I want to call you Ergouzi, but there are novels that are already in use, and I am afraid that others will sue me for infringement. After that, I thought of Xiaohei again." This name, but it can't highlight your characteristics at all. In the end, I racked my brains and came up with the shocking name Er Fool. Don't you want to be associated with the name of a dog? Think about it, there is a dog who will Called the second idiot?"
"All the gods understand the truth, but what the hell are you trying to hold back your laughter while talking about it?" Erha said with a pale face.
Zhang Jianfeng withdrew his smile pretending to be calm, and put on a slightly serious face.
Everyone around laughed and lay on the ground without any cover up.
The name is very strange. The meaning of its existence is not what you are called, but what others call you.
Therefore, there are often people who are only called by nicknames and even forget their real names in the end.
"Second fool, you go slowly."
"Second idiot, don't run so fast."
"Second fool, why are you ignoring me, second fool."
Erha, no, it should be called Er Fool now.A dog walked in front alone, listening to the group of stupid humans behind him barking at him, almost crying.
Hey, although Er Fool doesn't sound very nice, at least it sounds like a dog's name.He comforted himself so much.
Everyone took the elevator back to the ground, and then Luo Yao called the police.
After a while, a large number of armed police directly surrounded the entire building.
Zhang Jianfeng also took the opportunity to contact Earth's Eye and asked them to deal with the remnants of the Blood Mist Sect in the underground facility.
All in all, this action should be regarded as a perfect ending.
It's just that Wang Guodong's escape made Zhang Jianfeng a little uncomfortable.
After all, he was right in front of him at that time. If the coffin of dead souls is solved this time, there may be no hidden dangers in the future.
Especially the great plan that the old man said made him particularly concerned.
What the hell is this old thing up to?Why such a large number of souls are collected with the soul coffin.And what are these souls for?
Everyone got into Luo Yao's car, and left the rest to the police.
Luo Yao wanted to send everyone home safely, so she didn't stay. She will report in detail after work tomorrow.
The third fat man was sent back first.
When I got out of the car, I was still cursing for a while.
In the end, Luo Yao promised him that he would apply for a reward for reporting meritorious deeds.
The guy just smiled and waved goodbye to the others.
"This fat man is so good that he is cheap, and he doesn't think about it. I am afraid that the experience tonight will never be encountered by ordinary people in a lifetime. Some people spend a lot of money to find excitement, and we take him for free. Brother, I'm not mean enough. Hmph, I won't play with him again in the future."
Zhang Jianfeng jokingly said that he was very clear in his mind, and the three fat guys still made great contributions tonight.
If he wasn't there, it would be enough for them to have a headache after entering the door.
"Three Fatty is not bad. If ordinary people encounter such a situation, if they don't faint from fright on the spot, they are already considered to be mentally strong. You treat everyone like you, and you are not afraid of heaven and earth." Luo Yao drove the car , I feel a little bit injustice for the three fat guys.
At this time, there were only Luo Yao, Zhang Jianfeng, Sun Ruxi and a second idiot in the car.
Zhang Jianfeng originally wanted to go back to the apartment, but when he checked the time, it was almost eleven o'clock.
He remembered that Sister Qing would lock the door after ten o'clock, so he didn't want to disturb her rest by going back now.
Luo Yao suggested that she would not come to her house to live for the whole night.
Zhang Jianfeng didn't have any better choice, so he nodded and agreed.
Sun Ruxi, who was going back to the eye of the earth, heard that her little brother was going to spend the night at the old woman's house, so she immediately got into the car together, arguing that she would also go to Luo Yao's house to sleep.
Of course, her purpose was not to really sleep, but to prevent the old woman from being caught by her and plotting against Zhang Jianfeng.
The second fool naturally had nowhere to go, especially since he was still thinking about the little fairy he saw just now, and was still fantasizing about whether he could see it again.
This frightened Mingyue so much that she kept hiding in her phone and dared not come out.
There is one more thing that finally came to fruition.
The B+ task is finally completed!
Speaking of this incident, Zhang Jianfeng also felt very strange.
Before getting into the car, Zhang Jianfeng accidentally asked the second fool, where are you going now?
The second idiot naturally said that the god didn't know about it.
Zhang Jianfeng said, why don't you come with us.
In fact, what he thought was that these two idiots might really not be ordinary dogs.
If I really accidentally picked up a divine beast or something, it wouldn't be possible to pretend to be more pleasant in the future.
The second fool didn't think much, and got into the car.
At this moment, the system actually reminded that the task was completed.
Only then did Zhang Jianfeng suddenly realize that the condition for completing the mission is to subdue the second idiot.
Fuck, who the hell could have imagined such a completion condition?
If I hadn't accidentally asked a question just now, wouldn't I have accidentally missed another [-] million.
I have to say that the system is really too dark.
This method of only releasing tasks without giving conditions for fulfillment is simply a pitfall if you don't discuss it.
Do you dare to say it louder, if Sun Ruxi heard this and didn't beat you to death, he is considered to be of high quality.
"Well, let me give you a name first." Zhang Jianfeng said.
Hearing that Zhang Jianfeng wanted to name Erha, everyone around gathered to watch the fun.
"Mortal, I want you to choose a name from Shangxianlun? Wang!"
"Of course. Have you ever seen a pet dog without a name? Could it be that I took you out for a walk and called you an immortal? Others don't think I'm a fool."
As soon as Erha heard the word pet dog, Erha kicked it up without saying a word.
Zhang Jianfeng took his kick and scuffled with him again.
"Stinky boy, don't scratch Ben Shangxian's head if you have the ability. You can say something like a pet dog again, you are a dog, and your whole family is a dog. Ben Shangxian is a dragon. Woah!"
"Your sister Long, you are the only one who looks like you. You dare to call yourself a Shenlong. You are not afraid of being cracked down by 315 directly when you go out."
Seeing the two writhing together on the ground, everyone felt that this name was really imminent.
Otherwise, these two probably fight a few times a day because of the name.
"Let go, if you don't let go, Ben Shangxian is going to bite you. Bow woof!"
"Fuck, you really are a dog who can't change eating shit."
When Zhang Jianfeng heard that Erha was going to bite him, he immediately stepped aside.
I don't know if this Erha has had an injection. If he is bitten by him and contracted rabies, it will be more harm than good.
Erha saw that he couldn't beat Zhang Jianfeng, so he softened his attitude a little and said, "Since you want to name Ben Shangxian, then you should talk about it first and let Ben Shangxian think about it. If you say it in advance, if it's not good enough, Ben Shangxian Shangxian will not use it."
Zhang Jianfeng snorted softly and said no, his body is still very honest.
"Don't worry, I have received nine years of compulsory education, and I will be a pillar of talent in order to build a harmonious society in the future. Such a trivial matter as naming is naturally within reach."
Erha looked at Zhang Jianfeng suspiciously, not knowing what to say.
"I came up with this name. It is simple, easy to remember, catchy, and can fully reflect your characteristics."
Hearing this, Erha actually got a little excited, looking at Zhang Jianfeng full of expectations, thinking about what kind of domineering and mighty name he could give himself.
Zhang Jianfeng thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he coughed lightly.
"Well, let's call you the second idiot."
Erha was stunned for a full minute.
During this period, he imagined countless heroic, handsome, chic and domineering names.
What kind of dog day, dog good day, the worst is a dog Aotian.
Who knew that the guy in front of him held back for so long, and finally said a name with such a strong rustic flavor.
At that moment, Erha even suddenly felt that the names of rhubarb and little black sounded so familiar.
Two idiots, what the hell?The nine-year compulsory education you received before was eaten by dogs.
When the people around heard it, they almost fell down laughing.
Seeing that Erha was no longer furious, but the real Shi Lezhi, he rushed towards Zhang Jianfeng like a mad dog and tore him apart.
Everyone rushed over, holding back their smiles, while trying to get out of the way: "Brother Dog, Brother Dog, don't do this, don't do this, just speak up if you have something to say."
"What's the meaning of your ready smile? Woah!"
"No, no, you read it wrong, we didn't laugh. Generally, we don't laugh easily, unless we really can't help it, ahahahahahahaha."
Zhang Jianfeng's name is simply amazing.
Simple and easy to remember, catchy, and can fully reflect the characteristics of Erha.
Don't say it is catchy, it is simply unforgettable.
Second idiot, isn't it? As the head of the three idiots of dogs, Erha deserves his name.
Zhang Jianfeng saw Erha was dissatisfied, and deliberately explained: "At the beginning, I want to call you Ergouzi, but there are novels that are already in use, and I am afraid that others will sue me for infringement. After that, I thought of Xiaohei again." This name, but it can't highlight your characteristics at all. In the end, I racked my brains and came up with the shocking name Er Fool. Don't you want to be associated with the name of a dog? Think about it, there is a dog who will Called the second idiot?"
"All the gods understand the truth, but what the hell are you trying to hold back your laughter while talking about it?" Erha said with a pale face.
Zhang Jianfeng withdrew his smile pretending to be calm, and put on a slightly serious face.
Everyone around laughed and lay on the ground without any cover up.
The name is very strange. The meaning of its existence is not what you are called, but what others call you.
Therefore, there are often people who are only called by nicknames and even forget their real names in the end.
"Second fool, you go slowly."
"Second idiot, don't run so fast."
"Second fool, why are you ignoring me, second fool."
Erha, no, it should be called Er Fool now.A dog walked in front alone, listening to the group of stupid humans behind him barking at him, almost crying.
Hey, although Er Fool doesn't sound very nice, at least it sounds like a dog's name.He comforted himself so much.
Everyone took the elevator back to the ground, and then Luo Yao called the police.
After a while, a large number of armed police directly surrounded the entire building.
Zhang Jianfeng also took the opportunity to contact Earth's Eye and asked them to deal with the remnants of the Blood Mist Sect in the underground facility.
All in all, this action should be regarded as a perfect ending.
It's just that Wang Guodong's escape made Zhang Jianfeng a little uncomfortable.
After all, he was right in front of him at that time. If the coffin of dead souls is solved this time, there may be no hidden dangers in the future.
Especially the great plan that the old man said made him particularly concerned.
What the hell is this old thing up to?Why such a large number of souls are collected with the soul coffin.And what are these souls for?
Everyone got into Luo Yao's car, and left the rest to the police.
Luo Yao wanted to send everyone home safely, so she didn't stay. She will report in detail after work tomorrow.
The third fat man was sent back first.
When I got out of the car, I was still cursing for a while.
In the end, Luo Yao promised him that he would apply for a reward for reporting meritorious deeds.
The guy just smiled and waved goodbye to the others.
"This fat man is so good that he is cheap, and he doesn't think about it. I am afraid that the experience tonight will never be encountered by ordinary people in a lifetime. Some people spend a lot of money to find excitement, and we take him for free. Brother, I'm not mean enough. Hmph, I won't play with him again in the future."
Zhang Jianfeng jokingly said that he was very clear in his mind, and the three fat guys still made great contributions tonight.
If he wasn't there, it would be enough for them to have a headache after entering the door.
"Three Fatty is not bad. If ordinary people encounter such a situation, if they don't faint from fright on the spot, they are already considered to be mentally strong. You treat everyone like you, and you are not afraid of heaven and earth." Luo Yao drove the car , I feel a little bit injustice for the three fat guys.
At this time, there were only Luo Yao, Zhang Jianfeng, Sun Ruxi and a second idiot in the car.
Zhang Jianfeng originally wanted to go back to the apartment, but when he checked the time, it was almost eleven o'clock.
He remembered that Sister Qing would lock the door after ten o'clock, so he didn't want to disturb her rest by going back now.
Luo Yao suggested that she would not come to her house to live for the whole night.
Zhang Jianfeng didn't have any better choice, so he nodded and agreed.
Sun Ruxi, who was going back to the eye of the earth, heard that her little brother was going to spend the night at the old woman's house, so she immediately got into the car together, arguing that she would also go to Luo Yao's house to sleep.
Of course, her purpose was not to really sleep, but to prevent the old woman from being caught by her and plotting against Zhang Jianfeng.
The second fool naturally had nowhere to go, especially since he was still thinking about the little fairy he saw just now, and was still fantasizing about whether he could see it again.
This frightened Mingyue so much that she kept hiding in her phone and dared not come out.
There is one more thing that finally came to fruition.
The B+ task is finally completed!
Speaking of this incident, Zhang Jianfeng also felt very strange.
Before getting into the car, Zhang Jianfeng accidentally asked the second fool, where are you going now?
The second idiot naturally said that the god didn't know about it.
Zhang Jianfeng said, why don't you come with us.
In fact, what he thought was that these two idiots might really not be ordinary dogs.
If I really accidentally picked up a divine beast or something, it wouldn't be possible to pretend to be more pleasant in the future.
The second fool didn't think much, and got into the car.
At this moment, the system actually reminded that the task was completed.
Only then did Zhang Jianfeng suddenly realize that the condition for completing the mission is to subdue the second idiot.
Fuck, who the hell could have imagined such a completion condition?
If I hadn't accidentally asked a question just now, wouldn't I have accidentally missed another [-] million.
I have to say that the system is really too dark.
This method of only releasing tasks without giving conditions for fulfillment is simply a pitfall if you don't discuss it.
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