Urban Ultimate Transformation System

Luo Lan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, he was completely speechless at this cheating system, he was really sarcastic, he really didn't know if there was something wrong with the person who designed this system.

Just when Luo Lan was helpless, a huge shadow enveloped him, Luo Lan immediately felt a chill behind him, and he slowly turned his head to look back.

"Small... small... small... fat!" Luo Lan's eyes widened, looking at the guy in front of him.Except for his chubby face, this guy doesn't look like any other parts.The figure is obviously a head taller, the figure is obviously comparable to that of Zhang Guoxiong, and the aura of terror is obvious!

Xiaopang spewed out a stream of white steam from his nose, and said in a muffled voice, "Call me Fat Lord! Hmph...cough cough cough..."

But as soon as Xiaopang spoke, he seemed to be discouraged. He coughed continuously, and then spewed out white steam from his mouth. The most classic thing was that he farted loudly at the end, shaking the trees behind him.

Luo Lan immediately covered his nose and took a few steps back, his eyes were full of surprise. After farting, Xiaopang returned to his original short and thick body, as if he had changed drastically.

"Let me go, is this the Thirteen Taibao's horizontal training golden bell cover? It's so awesome!" Luo Lan murmured.

Fatty finally stopped coughing, fanned his nose and shouted: "Bastard Luo Lan, what kind of medicine did you give me? I can't get up to three seconds. You're making fake medicine!"

Luo Lan rolled his eyes directly, and said angrily: "Who told you to show off like this, you just messed up after taking the medicine, you only have so little skill, you want to go against the sky. You should practice hard, this is the foundation!" However But he was thinking in his heart, this medicine is so terrible, the remaining medicine must not be given to others casually!
Xiaopang also smiled awkwardly when he heard this, and said: "So it is like this, but why do you say that after I took the medicine, the Thirteenth Taibao practiced the golden bell cover horizontally, didn't you say the magical skill of snapping your fingers?"

Luo Lan thought to himself, I don't know what will happen to you, it's lucky that this medicine didn't poison you to death.

But on the surface, he turned his face straight, turned his hands back, and hurriedly said: "Little Fatty, I am doing this for your own good, think about it, if you use the transformation method just now If you have a good figure to pick up girls, there are other girls that you can’t catch. On the contrary, you need to practice finger snapping skills, which requires a lot of energy, so I don’t care, but for you, the more you practice, the fatter you will be!”

Xiaopang was stunned for a moment by being fooled, and quickly nodded and smiled: "So that's how it is. In fact, I also think that I was very domineering just now. Although I was handsome for only three seconds, it was enough for me to kill a crab with a big rock." Yes, hee hee!"

Crabs crushed to death by big rocks?Luo Lan recalled that Xiaopang's figure and muscles just now, if he really pressed him down, he might really die.Thinking of this, Luo Lan couldn't help wiping off a cold sweat, swallowed her throat, and quickly changed the topic: "By the way, fat, you know how to inhale, that is to release the true energy in your body, and then absorb the outside world. Heaven and earth aura or something."

Xiaopang's eyes widened, and he shouted: "It's so awesome, I'll try it!" After speaking, the guy closed his eyes, and murmured, "I inhale...exhale...fart!" ..."

puff……

Luo Lan immediately covered her nose and ran back, "Damn, you bastard, you're such an ass, I don't care about you..."

When the two bastards, Xiaopang and Luo Lan, ran back to the classroom, they happened to be in class, and this class happened to be a class meeting.The class teacher Zhang Guoxiong walked into the classroom with a gloomy face. He was holding a few pieces of paper and a USB flash drive in his hand.

The students all felt a sense of oppression and lowered their heads honestly.Zhang Guoxiong was also too lazy to care about others, so he silently turned on the multimedia computer and the projector, and then a watch appeared on the screen.

This time, the students all looked up, and what was on the screen was the results of this monthly exam.Zhang Guoxiong snorted coldly, and said in a deep voice: "Look at you, what the hell did you do this time? We were originally the first in the whole class, but now we have fallen to third. The college entrance examination is almost here, you guys It's really unreasonable to be slack!"

Zhang Guoxiong still felt puzzled when he said that, so he slapped the table suddenly. The sound made everyone in the class tremble.

In the end, Luo Lan's complexion became a little weird. He nodded at the chubby guy in front of him, and asked in a very low voice: "Could it be that you sold medicine to other classes, you didn't? Are we in our own class?"

Xiaopang nodded without any trace, and also replied in a low voice: "Aren't I acting cautiously? In our class, we were arrested by the class teacher for having problems with our grades. If a bunch of people have problems, then it's okay. As the saying goes, rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests!”

"Damn it!" Luo Lan couldn't help raising her voice a little, and Zhang Guoxiong immediately looked over.

But Zhang Guoxiong just glared at Luo Lan, and then his expression relaxed a lot, and he said lightly: "However, there are still quite a few people who performed better in our class this time. I won't say anything about the top few." Well, they're all top students, they can't be more stable, the rest of you really have to ask them for advice..."

Speaking of this, Zhang Guoxiong paused for a moment, but smiled, looked at Xiaopang, and shouted loudly: "The one I want to praise is Xiaopang. From the last few, they are now promoted to the middle level of the class.

You guys, look at others, there are many low-scoring students like Xiaopang in other classes, and the teachers in each class often show off their hard work recently. Look at you, you are still like that, let me tell you what to say about you OK……"

What followed was another long speech of reprimand and encouragement, but after listening to it for a long time, Luo Lan didn't hear anything about himself. Needless to say, this head teacher definitely didn't want to talk about his miraculous learning. Cheapskate!

Luo Lan curled her lips, and simply got down on the ground, and under the cover of Xiaopang's body, said in a low voice: "Little Fatty, let's sell medicine in the future, and give it to my classmates by the way, you will make our class fall too far behind. It’s obvious, and it’s more attention-grabbing.”

Xiaopang shrugged his shoulders and said with a low laugh: "Okay, okay, but I see you, you just want to make more money, so what do you want to do with it after you make money."

make money?Luo Lan smiled strangely, brother now has a lot of money, he has not forgotten that he has millions of dollars in his storage space, but after all, it is from gambling, the amount is so big, he dare not go to the bank to get it.

Who knows if the money given to him by the bald head is some kind of illegal income, if something really happens, it will be over.And even if it is not, if you see a student withdrawing money with a bank card with so much money, will you call the police?I really think that the bank staff are brain-dead, at least you have to buy some more high-end clothes before you go get them!

Yes, now Luo Lan's purpose of making money is to buy high-end clothes...

Thinking of such a speechless reason, Luo Lan laughed secretly, imagining what he would look like in high-end clothes, what a fool!
However, at this moment, there was a loud noise: "Teacher, it's that guy, it's that guy who hurt my ass!"

A limping male classmate walked in outside the door, it was Chen Yudong, he pointed straight at Luo Lan who was smiling cheaply there, combined with the words in his mouth, all the students in the class couldn't help but look at Luo Lan .

But Luo Lan was still fantasizing about it, and didn't know what was going on.His appearance made the whole class misunderstand, and everyone's expressions became weird.

"Damn, I didn't expect that our class actually lurks this true gay friend, and is so violent, hurting other people's buttocks like that. Look, the inside of the pants is swollen. How many gauzes have to be bandaged!"

It was Li Jianhao who yelled, he still remembered that Luo Lan had teased him, and he still had the grudge of eating up his two weeks of snacks.This is an opportunity, how can I let it go.

Everyone in the class immediately had disgusted expressions on their faces, and the chubby tablemate hurried forward and moved away a lot.Xiaopang, who knew the truth, thought it was wrong, and immediately shouted: "Damn, Li Jianhao, don't talk nonsense, speak responsibly! And that classmate, you must have evidence for what you say, don't act rashly !"

Li Jianhao immediately laughed and said: "Oh, I don't think Xiaopang is the same, but it is, the two of them are always mixed together, I should have thought of it a long time ago, hahaha!" These words immediately got Li Jianhao and his friends They booed and laughed.

Seeing this, Zhang Guoxiong couldn't help but slammed the table, making the whole class quiet, and at the same time woke up Luo Lan who was in a daze.

"Hmph, Li Jianhao, shut up, Mr. Yuan, what's going on with Chen Yudong in your class, I also understand Luo Lan in our class, it's probably difficult for him to be so skinny, cough cough , hurt people like that!"

Standing beside Chen Yudong and supporting him, Teacher Yuan, the class teacher next door, also coughed lightly in embarrassment, glanced at Chen Yudong's buttocks strangely, and then said in a deep voice: "I also asked the school doctor, and he said it was a burn. It was classmate Luo Lan who was sent there for treatment. However, Yudong couldn't explain the specific situation, so I wanted to bring him here to understand the situation."

Chen Yudong hurriedly shouted: "At that time, there were only the two of them. If it wasn't them, who else must have done it, and they still tricked me and bullied me!"

The amount of information is really too much, especially the grievance at the end, bullying me, which made the whole class scream.

Hearing this, Luo Lan immediately stood up and argued, "Well, Chen Yudong, you were there to bully other girls, and then you got retribution. The lighter in your trouser pocket exploded, and it burned your ass. What's the matter? Wrong us!"