Urban Ultimate Transformation System
Chapter 26 The Mystery of Drugs
"Ha... angry... who, who is scolding me, it must be that Wang Ling, that guy who is not a man, hum!" Luo Lan yelled while biting the ice cream.
The chubby next to him looked at him with contempt, and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be mean to me, give me the money quickly, don't think that you can skip the treat just by sneezing, I play basketball so hard!"
Luo Lan smiled wryly, and reluctantly took out a few yuan from his pocket, and handed it to the owner of the canteen, muttering, "Hmph, I've made you look good, and you actually asked me to pay for it." It's not kind to invite guests!"
Xiaopang was about to refute something, when suddenly a male classmate with glasses came running beside him. "I finally found you, little fat, hurry up, give me some medicine!"
The owner of the commissary who had just received the money had a weird expression on his face when he heard this, and leaned over and asked in a low voice: "I'll go, your students are so six now, the medicine won't work , how long can people last, or give me some!"
Luo Lan burst out laughing, and even dropped half of the ice cream in his hand on the ground.Xiaopang's forehead was full of black lines, and he didn't bother to care about the boss. Instead, he winked and said to the glasses man, "I said Li Jian, what are you talking about? I don't understand. What kind of medicine do you want? Weight loss medicine?" I have a lot, but you don't need it with your body!"
Did Li Jian become even more anxious when he heard this, and kept shouting: "No, no, I want diet pills. Your diet pills are very powerful. I want more!"
A chubby girl just happened to pass by. When she heard this, her eyes lit up immediately. She turned her head to see Li Jian's figure, and then looked at Xiaopang's figure. She was also a little puzzled.However, she still took a few steps forward and asked Li Jian, "Student, is the diet pill really that effective? Is your current figure also obtained from taking it like this?"
Li Jian didn't seem to hear what others asked clearly, he still stared at Xiaopang, shook his hands and then returned: "It must be very clever, otherwise why would I come to find Xiaopang!"
The slightly chubby girl's eyes were straightened, she looked at Xiaopang with a cute look, and said to Xiaopang coquettishly: "Senior brother, I want it too!"
Luo Lan next to him laughed even harder. The ice cream had already been thrown to nowhere. He just held his stomach and patted his thigh desperately, almost rolling off the ground.
The owner of the canteen also seemed to think there was a business opportunity, so he actually added another sentence: "Student Xiaopang, your medicine is so effective, why don't we partner up, you tell me the purchase channel, and you promote it to me by the way, I sold it I'll give you some commission, what do you think?"
Luo Lan gave a thumbs up to the owner of the canteen, and shouted with a smile: "Boss, 666, you really are the boss!"
Fatty was speechless, he patted Luo Lan angrily, and said angrily, "Bastard, this medicine belongs to you, and I'm the one who is responsible for it, don't gloat over there, or I won't sell it for you." !"
Li Jian and the chubby female classmate next to him turned their eyes towards Luo Lan when they heard this, and they shouted in unison: "Classmate (senior brother), give me some medicine!"
Luo Lan was overwhelmed with joy and sorrow, and quickly came up with a big way to shake the pot and said, "I gave all the medicine to Xiaopang, and the stock is low. Don't ask me, I have already given the right to sell to this fat man. You should find him." .”
Xiaopang rolled his eyes at Luo Lan, and said angrily: "This is not a place to talk, let's find another place. Also, boss, how can you sell medicine here? I will be miserable if the school finds out. Let’s forget about it, how good it is to sell snacks!”
Hearing this, the owner of the canteen couldn't help but look disappointed, so he could only watch the four students leave. He patted his head, and suddenly his expression changed: "I'll wipe it, you brat, come back, you actually threw the ice cream on the ground." I've got a head!" However, those people in front had long since disappeared...
At the corner of the dining hall, Xiaopang wiped off his cold sweat, glared at Luo Lan who was giggling, and said angrily: "You are a pig teammate. I promised to sell you medicine back then, it was really bad luck for eight lifetimes." ah!"
Luo Lan managed to catch his breath, took another deep breath, and then looked at Li Jian and asked, "Student, why did you suddenly want that medicine, this medicine has no superimposed effect, Xiaopang should have told you! "
Li Jian shook his head, looked around, then stared at the chubby girl, swallowed his throat and smiled reluctantly: "Well, this classmate, I just said wrong, what we are buying and selling is not diet pills. You see Looking at Xiaopang's figure, if there is really a powerful diet pill, can he still do this?"
Xiaopang immediately shouted: "What do you mean, believe it or not, I took out a bunch of snacks and smashed you to death, brother, this is called a perfect body!" As he said this, this guy really didn't know where to take out a few bars of chocolate, He pretended to hit Li Jian.
The chubby girl was also disappointed seeing this, she snorted coldly, glared at Li Jian, turned around and left.
Li Jian heaved a sigh of relief, and then smiled flatteringly at Xiao Pang: "Pang, don't be angry, I didn't mean to drive away the woman who got in the way. Now it's fine, and we can talk about business. Seriously, your medicine Give me some more, you are not kind, if I hadn't discovered that this medicine is more effective in learning, I would have been fooled by you!"
Xiao Pang just tore open the chocolate and was about to bite it. When he heard this, he unconsciously exerted force on his hand and broke the chocolate, dropping more than half of it on the ground.But he didn't even glance at it, instead he grabbed Li Jian's shoulder and said, "What did you just say, it's more effective for learning, what do you mean?"
Li Jian looked smug, and said with a grin: "Little Fatty, you are boring, I also know that you don't have much in stock, and you want to have a hunger sale, so I told people that it is used for every exam.
But, this drug can improve my intelligence for a certain period of time, so I use this time to do some problems and memorize some books, it will still be in my mind.As long as you have enough medicine, and then continue to use the tactics of the sea of questions, the college entrance examination is considered a bird, and I will pass the exam for you at Peking University and Tsinghua University! "
Luo Lan couldn't help but exclaimed: "I'm going to go, this buddy is talented, God's manipulation, how did he come up with this!"
Xiaopang also murmured: "That's right, I took medicine to solve the problem. Now that I think about it, I can remember it. I can remember any solution. Why can't I think of this routine!"
Li Jian smiled, and said triumphantly: "You guys definitely can't do it, I just take medicine and think about this, hahaha!"
Luo Lan and Xiaopang were speechless at the same time. This buddy must have a lot of money. With such a method, he probably finished the three trial medicines he bought back!
Li Jian continued to say proudly: "Besides, I also thought of it. You don't have many medicines in the first place, but more and more people will definitely buy them in the future. At that time, you will not buy three medicines for one exam, but I bought a dozen or so for the entire exam.
How much will it cost? I don't believe you will not increase the price.In this way, I can't afford it at all, so I might as well buy more medicines in advance to improve myself, even if I can't get the heavy one, but work hard, I can still get the second one! "
Luo Lan and Xiaopang looked at each other again, and they both saw a wicked smile in each other's eyes.
Luo Lan nodded towards Xiaopang, Xiaopang coughed a few times, put his arms around Li Jian's shoulder solemnly and said: "Li Jian, you came up with this idea while taking medicine, right? Very good, very good good!
After all, people are not stupid. As long as you make up for the missing knowledge points, there is hope for university. As for us, we like self-improvement people the most.So we decided to cut the price for you, and give you a jumping price, just 20 yuan a piece, if you have it quickly, you can’t have it if you’re slow! "
Li Jian cheered and jumped up, took out the four cards that Grandpa Mao had prepared in his pocket, and shouted: "I want 20, which means I don't have much money now, wait for me tomorrow." After the exam, I went back to ask my dad for money. Xiaopang, you have to leave me more. It’s okay if it’s more expensive, I must buy more medicine!"
Xiaopang let out a chuckle, but took out a medicine bottle that he had prepared a long time ago, and then took out a bag, and deftly poured 20 pills into the bag.
"Okay, our deal is complete, but it's hard to guarantee the amount of medicine, I think it's better to do it as soon as possible. Of course, I personally suggest that you should use it sparingly, one can be enough for half a medicine." Hours. You should have improved to a certain extent after finishing it, you can try to do it without medicine." Xiaopang took the money and said to Li Jian with a serious look.
Li Jian was also grateful, holding the pill tightly in his hand, thanking Xiaopang repeatedly, and then ran away like the wind.
Now Luo Lan clapped his palms and joked: "Little Fatty, you are awesome, you are also a god, and you are also a ghost. You won the sales circle: I always think about you, ah!"
Xiaopang waved his hand and said angrily: "Stop bragging, we don't even have enough medicine left for 10 pills, the look in your eyes just now should make me sell small profits, if the medicine is not enough, this is no joke of!"
Luo Lan smiled mysteriously, but a mechanical voice sounded in his mind: "Help a lost student and get 5 points of energy!"
"Medicine and so on, it must be enough, but well, there are still lazy people in this world, so I'd better get two kinds of medicine back. One is our current kind, which is specially sold domestically to those who want to be self-reliant. Learning, you mainly go to sell this kind of bar.
And the other one, I plan to get back some advanced versions, which are equally stimulating to the brain, but the time can be extended a little bit, specially for exams, hehehe, as in the original routine, the price will be a little more expensive, and the price will increase gradually! "
Luo Lan hurriedly talked, Xiaopang nodded again and again, but his eyes became weird, Xiaopang couldn't help asking: "Why do I feel that there seems to be a conspiracy in it, it seems that you want to force them study hard, improve every day?"
The chubby next to him looked at him with contempt, and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be mean to me, give me the money quickly, don't think that you can skip the treat just by sneezing, I play basketball so hard!"
Luo Lan smiled wryly, and reluctantly took out a few yuan from his pocket, and handed it to the owner of the canteen, muttering, "Hmph, I've made you look good, and you actually asked me to pay for it." It's not kind to invite guests!"
Xiaopang was about to refute something, when suddenly a male classmate with glasses came running beside him. "I finally found you, little fat, hurry up, give me some medicine!"
The owner of the commissary who had just received the money had a weird expression on his face when he heard this, and leaned over and asked in a low voice: "I'll go, your students are so six now, the medicine won't work , how long can people last, or give me some!"
Luo Lan burst out laughing, and even dropped half of the ice cream in his hand on the ground.Xiaopang's forehead was full of black lines, and he didn't bother to care about the boss. Instead, he winked and said to the glasses man, "I said Li Jian, what are you talking about? I don't understand. What kind of medicine do you want? Weight loss medicine?" I have a lot, but you don't need it with your body!"
Did Li Jian become even more anxious when he heard this, and kept shouting: "No, no, I want diet pills. Your diet pills are very powerful. I want more!"
A chubby girl just happened to pass by. When she heard this, her eyes lit up immediately. She turned her head to see Li Jian's figure, and then looked at Xiaopang's figure. She was also a little puzzled.However, she still took a few steps forward and asked Li Jian, "Student, is the diet pill really that effective? Is your current figure also obtained from taking it like this?"
Li Jian didn't seem to hear what others asked clearly, he still stared at Xiaopang, shook his hands and then returned: "It must be very clever, otherwise why would I come to find Xiaopang!"
The slightly chubby girl's eyes were straightened, she looked at Xiaopang with a cute look, and said to Xiaopang coquettishly: "Senior brother, I want it too!"
Luo Lan next to him laughed even harder. The ice cream had already been thrown to nowhere. He just held his stomach and patted his thigh desperately, almost rolling off the ground.
The owner of the canteen also seemed to think there was a business opportunity, so he actually added another sentence: "Student Xiaopang, your medicine is so effective, why don't we partner up, you tell me the purchase channel, and you promote it to me by the way, I sold it I'll give you some commission, what do you think?"
Luo Lan gave a thumbs up to the owner of the canteen, and shouted with a smile: "Boss, 666, you really are the boss!"
Fatty was speechless, he patted Luo Lan angrily, and said angrily, "Bastard, this medicine belongs to you, and I'm the one who is responsible for it, don't gloat over there, or I won't sell it for you." !"
Li Jian and the chubby female classmate next to him turned their eyes towards Luo Lan when they heard this, and they shouted in unison: "Classmate (senior brother), give me some medicine!"
Luo Lan was overwhelmed with joy and sorrow, and quickly came up with a big way to shake the pot and said, "I gave all the medicine to Xiaopang, and the stock is low. Don't ask me, I have already given the right to sell to this fat man. You should find him." .”
Xiaopang rolled his eyes at Luo Lan, and said angrily: "This is not a place to talk, let's find another place. Also, boss, how can you sell medicine here? I will be miserable if the school finds out. Let’s forget about it, how good it is to sell snacks!”
Hearing this, the owner of the canteen couldn't help but look disappointed, so he could only watch the four students leave. He patted his head, and suddenly his expression changed: "I'll wipe it, you brat, come back, you actually threw the ice cream on the ground." I've got a head!" However, those people in front had long since disappeared...
At the corner of the dining hall, Xiaopang wiped off his cold sweat, glared at Luo Lan who was giggling, and said angrily: "You are a pig teammate. I promised to sell you medicine back then, it was really bad luck for eight lifetimes." ah!"
Luo Lan managed to catch his breath, took another deep breath, and then looked at Li Jian and asked, "Student, why did you suddenly want that medicine, this medicine has no superimposed effect, Xiaopang should have told you! "
Li Jian shook his head, looked around, then stared at the chubby girl, swallowed his throat and smiled reluctantly: "Well, this classmate, I just said wrong, what we are buying and selling is not diet pills. You see Looking at Xiaopang's figure, if there is really a powerful diet pill, can he still do this?"
Xiaopang immediately shouted: "What do you mean, believe it or not, I took out a bunch of snacks and smashed you to death, brother, this is called a perfect body!" As he said this, this guy really didn't know where to take out a few bars of chocolate, He pretended to hit Li Jian.
The chubby girl was also disappointed seeing this, she snorted coldly, glared at Li Jian, turned around and left.
Li Jian heaved a sigh of relief, and then smiled flatteringly at Xiao Pang: "Pang, don't be angry, I didn't mean to drive away the woman who got in the way. Now it's fine, and we can talk about business. Seriously, your medicine Give me some more, you are not kind, if I hadn't discovered that this medicine is more effective in learning, I would have been fooled by you!"
Xiao Pang just tore open the chocolate and was about to bite it. When he heard this, he unconsciously exerted force on his hand and broke the chocolate, dropping more than half of it on the ground.But he didn't even glance at it, instead he grabbed Li Jian's shoulder and said, "What did you just say, it's more effective for learning, what do you mean?"
Li Jian looked smug, and said with a grin: "Little Fatty, you are boring, I also know that you don't have much in stock, and you want to have a hunger sale, so I told people that it is used for every exam.
But, this drug can improve my intelligence for a certain period of time, so I use this time to do some problems and memorize some books, it will still be in my mind.As long as you have enough medicine, and then continue to use the tactics of the sea of questions, the college entrance examination is considered a bird, and I will pass the exam for you at Peking University and Tsinghua University! "
Luo Lan couldn't help but exclaimed: "I'm going to go, this buddy is talented, God's manipulation, how did he come up with this!"
Xiaopang also murmured: "That's right, I took medicine to solve the problem. Now that I think about it, I can remember it. I can remember any solution. Why can't I think of this routine!"
Li Jian smiled, and said triumphantly: "You guys definitely can't do it, I just take medicine and think about this, hahaha!"
Luo Lan and Xiaopang were speechless at the same time. This buddy must have a lot of money. With such a method, he probably finished the three trial medicines he bought back!
Li Jian continued to say proudly: "Besides, I also thought of it. You don't have many medicines in the first place, but more and more people will definitely buy them in the future. At that time, you will not buy three medicines for one exam, but I bought a dozen or so for the entire exam.
How much will it cost? I don't believe you will not increase the price.In this way, I can't afford it at all, so I might as well buy more medicines in advance to improve myself, even if I can't get the heavy one, but work hard, I can still get the second one! "
Luo Lan and Xiaopang looked at each other again, and they both saw a wicked smile in each other's eyes.
Luo Lan nodded towards Xiaopang, Xiaopang coughed a few times, put his arms around Li Jian's shoulder solemnly and said: "Li Jian, you came up with this idea while taking medicine, right? Very good, very good good!
After all, people are not stupid. As long as you make up for the missing knowledge points, there is hope for university. As for us, we like self-improvement people the most.So we decided to cut the price for you, and give you a jumping price, just 20 yuan a piece, if you have it quickly, you can’t have it if you’re slow! "
Li Jian cheered and jumped up, took out the four cards that Grandpa Mao had prepared in his pocket, and shouted: "I want 20, which means I don't have much money now, wait for me tomorrow." After the exam, I went back to ask my dad for money. Xiaopang, you have to leave me more. It’s okay if it’s more expensive, I must buy more medicine!"
Xiaopang let out a chuckle, but took out a medicine bottle that he had prepared a long time ago, and then took out a bag, and deftly poured 20 pills into the bag.
"Okay, our deal is complete, but it's hard to guarantee the amount of medicine, I think it's better to do it as soon as possible. Of course, I personally suggest that you should use it sparingly, one can be enough for half a medicine." Hours. You should have improved to a certain extent after finishing it, you can try to do it without medicine." Xiaopang took the money and said to Li Jian with a serious look.
Li Jian was also grateful, holding the pill tightly in his hand, thanking Xiaopang repeatedly, and then ran away like the wind.
Now Luo Lan clapped his palms and joked: "Little Fatty, you are awesome, you are also a god, and you are also a ghost. You won the sales circle: I always think about you, ah!"
Xiaopang waved his hand and said angrily: "Stop bragging, we don't even have enough medicine left for 10 pills, the look in your eyes just now should make me sell small profits, if the medicine is not enough, this is no joke of!"
Luo Lan smiled mysteriously, but a mechanical voice sounded in his mind: "Help a lost student and get 5 points of energy!"
"Medicine and so on, it must be enough, but well, there are still lazy people in this world, so I'd better get two kinds of medicine back. One is our current kind, which is specially sold domestically to those who want to be self-reliant. Learning, you mainly go to sell this kind of bar.
And the other one, I plan to get back some advanced versions, which are equally stimulating to the brain, but the time can be extended a little bit, specially for exams, hehehe, as in the original routine, the price will be a little more expensive, and the price will increase gradually! "
Luo Lan hurriedly talked, Xiaopang nodded again and again, but his eyes became weird, Xiaopang couldn't help asking: "Why do I feel that there seems to be a conspiracy in it, it seems that you want to force them study hard, improve every day?"
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