Urban Ultimate Transformation System

Hu Xiaomei, who was standing behind, covered her mouth, apparently snickering, while Ye Qianqian looked around with a bag of tissues, as if there was some intractable problem inside.

But after the two of them saw Luo Lan's current behavior, they didn't say anything about sending him to jail.I don't know if he really thinks that Luo Lan is just playing tricks, or if he thinks that he has already got the evidence, he doesn't bother to say anything to Luo Lan.

A few people marched all the way, and soon went back through the back door. The two little beauties simply said goodbye and left.This made Li Jianhao, who was being carried, look regretful, sighed and said: "Oh, I was so unlucky today, I fell down, I am so ashamed. Hey, you two hurry up and let me down, although it saves effort, But it doesn’t look good to carry it back like this.”

Luo Lan and Xiaopang were relieved to hear this, and quickly put this guy down.Both of them were sweating profusely, and secretly complained in their hearts: You know it's not good-looking, why didn't you say it when the two beauties were there just now, they were obviously tired from being carried, and they want to walk away!

Among them, Luo Lan's mood was the most complicated. He originally wanted to play tricks on others, but ended up putting 5 points of energy in it instead.Adding in the 10 used to modify the mental retardation pill and the hallucinogenic urine, 15 points of energy were spent in the past day, leaving 55 points.

Li Jianhao saw that the faces of the two were not good, but he was a little embarrassed. After all, they were helping him, so he said in a low voice: "Come on, come back to the dormitory with me, I still have some snacks in the locker. Please eat something."

Hearing that there was something to eat, the two guys, Luo Lan and Xiaopang, immediately threw the other things behind. Instead, they worked together to lift Li Jianhao up, and shouted in a low voice: "Hurry up, starve to death!" It's..."

The next day, Luo Lan yawned and went to the classroom early. He had a habit (of course, it is impossible to get used to getting up early!) When staying at school, he would go back to the classroom to lie down for a while in the morning. He actually felt that, It is more comfortable to lie on my stomach in the classroom, but it is not comfortable to lie on the hard bed in the dormitory...

However, today Luo Lan was surprised to see that there was already a person sitting in the classroom, and it was clearly the female monitor, Ye Qianqian.Her face seemed haggard, but when she saw Luo Lan, her eyes flashed again, and she said in a deep voice, "How on earth did you do it? After I checked that pack of tissues last night, it turned out to be pure." The paper towels are not adulterated with any magazines!"

The corner of Luo Lan's mouth twitched, and he was speechless in his heart. This guy must have been up all night, so he was just studying that pack of tissues. Wait, why did I think of such an evil scene?Ahem, it must be an illusion!
"Master, the squad leader, the paper towel itself is a paper towel, that is, you guys who are suspicious, and even said that you are going to go to jail, it really scared me!" Luo Lan simply refused to admit it, and spread his hands and said.

Ye Qianqian narrowed her eyes slightly, not to mention how scary those eyes were, she snorted coldly: "You, follow me to the playground, there is no one there now, I want you to reproduce that method for me, otherwise... "As she spoke, she grabbed one of her pens and pinched it violently, and the pen broke in two.

"...Otherwise I will make you the same as this pen!" Ye Qianqian said coldly.

Luo Lan swallowed, and his drowsiness disappeared immediately. He stood up abruptly, and walked towards Ye Qianqian with a serious face.

Ye Qianqian frowned slightly, and subconsciously assumed a very formal fighting posture, secretly accumulating energy.

But after Luo Lan took a few steps forward, his face suddenly changed, he almost knelt down, his face was full of bitterness, and he shouted: "Master, please forgive me, I am a single passer for nine generations, you want to ask me out?" Just take a stroll on the playground, I can’t fold that thing! Why don’t you see if you want to change the way, just grab it and forget it?”

Ye Qianqian's face flushed immediately, and she rebuked angrily in a low voice: "What nonsense are you talking about, you rascal! Don't try to drag me too far, I won't let it go until I figure it out!"

Luo Lan was in so much trouble, she quickly asked the system in her heart: "System, what should I do now, if someone finds out about your existence, they will probably be dragged into slices."

A disdainful expression popped up from the light curtain in front of him: "I'm afraid you haven't woken up yet. Who is she? It's no wonder she can deal with you just because of your slippery protective clothing."

Luo Lan shook his head, but said in his heart: "That's what I said, but a woman is a very persistent creature, maybe one day she will take a picture of me or something, and I won't be able to expose it at that time, can you Can't you transform me into something like an amnestic?"

The display on the light curtain: "Don't think about it, the technology and materials involved in the amnestic are too complicated, and you can't transform it with your energy.

However, according to my database, the best way to deal with a woman is to push her. When she falls in love with you, she will try her best to protect you!Now it happens that there is no one here, and your slippery protective suit is powerful enough, good opportunity, hurry up! "

Luo Lan's eyes widened, and he took a serious look at Ye Qianqian, especially some places, paying attention to it, and then roared in his heart: "Do I look like such a beast, your system is too rogue! Or first Cultivate a relationship, I'll go kiss and see how she reacts first."

Another disdainful expression popped up on the light curtain: "You don't look like you, you just are!"

Ye Qianqian stood there watching Luo Lan's expression changing, not in a hurry.She thought it was Luo Lan who was hesitating. After all, the average criminal would think for a long time before fully explaining what he had done when he was desperate. Ye Qianqian, who thought she had already controlled the audience, had no scruples.

Finally, Luo Lan took a deep breath, looked around, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, I can tell you how to do it, but as the saying goes, walls have ears, and I want to talk to you."

Ye Qianqian smiled coldly, but crushed the broken pen that had just fallen to the ground with one foot, and said coldly: "You just write it down, don't think about playing tricks, it's useless!"

Luo Lan sighed, and was about to pick up the pen on the seat next to him, when suddenly he turned his head to look at the door of the classroom, and shouted: "Hey, fat, you've changed your sex today, and you came so early! "

Ye Qianqian was startled when she heard this, and subconsciously turned her head to look.But as soon as she turned her head, she realized that something was wrong, and immediately turned her head back. However, at this moment, Luo Lan's face was constantly enlarged in front of her.

bang...

Ye Qianqian was shocked by the sound and came back to her senses. When she looked down, she found that Luo Lan had fallen to the ground. "I rub it, who threw the pen around, made me fall!"

Ye Qianqian couldn't help laughing, she saw that the other half of the penholder that she hadn't broken just now happened to be at Luo Lan's feet, and she actually helped her like this, the worldly things are really amazing.

"Luo Lan, what are you trying to do, sneak attack on me? Heh, you're overthinking yourself." Ye Qianqian slowly squatted down, wanting to teach Luo Lan who was slowly struggling to get up.

But what no one expected was that Luo Lan, a daredevil, was so frightened that he accidentally bumped into the corner of the table next to him, and immediately moved his head in the opposite direction due to the pain.

People's subconscious actions are often the fastest and most unpredictable.

Ye Qianqian had heard this sentence from others, but she didn't expect it to be true to herself. She squatted down and bumped into Luo Lan's head, and they both rolled over in panic.

After stabilizing her figure, Ye Qianqian's eyes widened. She actually pressed on Luo Lan's body, and her mouth was tightly stuck to Luo Lan's.

The worst thing was that Luo Lan subconsciously licked it, which frightened Ye Qianqian, and she suddenly raised her head.It turned out that the two people's positions were really bad. They were right in the middle of the two rows of seats, so they would have bumped into the corner of the table on the other side.

Ye Qianqian's tears of pain flowed down, she lowered her head subconsciously, and now her mouth was next to Luo Lan's.But this time Luo Lan was the first to move his head away, hugged Ye Qianqian's body with one hand, covered her head with the other, and said softly: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, it's okay, it won't hurt anymore."

Ye Qianqian listened to Luo Lan's gentle words in her ears, and her head really hurt a little, she didn't know if she was stunned, and she didn't move for a while.

Luo Lan's face brightened, and she sighed in her heart: "This system is actually so reliable at this time, the temporary pick-up skills provided are amazing, even the cold and arrogant squad leader has been handled by me, it's really amazing Already!"

The light screen displayed at the right time: "That's right, I don't even look at who I am. If you, an idiot, hadn't become my master, I wouldn't even take a look at you when I passed by."

But at the next moment, Ye Qianqian seemed to come back to her senses, her face was flushed, she stretched her body, slapped Luo Lan on the face suddenly, and cursed: "You bastard, you rascal! With you You are a dead head, I will beat you to death!"

Speaking of which, Ye Qianqian simply sat on Luo Lan's body, firmly pressed him down, and greeted him violently.

However, the system is still displayed on the light curtain: at this time, it is better to limit the slippery protective clothing, otherwise the previous efforts will be in vain.Young man, don't think she wants to hit you. The so-called beating is love, but bear with it. The harder you hit, the more love you have!

Luo Lan has the heart to kill people. Ye Qianqian's fist looks small, but its strength is really ruthless. This is another time he was ruthlessly tricked by the system!He had no choice but to stretch out his hand to protect his head and shouted: "If you do it again, I will tell others that you murdered your husband!"

Ye Qianqian became even more angry, and directly punched Luo Lan in the chest. It was really the same as being hit in the chest with a small hammer! "Bastard, rascal, whose husband are you!"

Luo Lan coughed, and did not forget to shout, "It's yours. You kissed me twice, and I took pictures of them. If you want to hit me again, I'll send it out!"