Hell general system

Jiao Ling rolled his eyes and said, "Why do I feel more like a person the more I look at you now?"

Zhan Jun knew that Jiao Ling had absolutely nothing good to say, so he tilted his head and didn't answer, he didn't even look at Jiao Ling.

Seeing that Zhan Jun didn't answer, Jiao Ling couldn't utter the words that he was holding back in his heart. His heart was like a cat scratching, and he quickly said, "Hey, why don't you ask me who you look like?"

Zhan Jun turned around, pinched Jiao Ling's slightly fleshy cheeks with a smile, and said, "What kind of fart can you hold back, and I really don't want to know, young master."

As soon as the words fell, Zhan Jun suddenly felt a sharp pain in his hand, Jiao Ling bit on Zhan Jun's hand fiercely, the pain was so painful that Zhan Jun grinned his teeth and quickly shook his hand, shouting: "I said you belong to a dog!" ? Well, why bite people?"

Jiao Ling glared at Zhan Jun with pretty eyes and said, "Who told you to eat my old lady's tofu? You won't let go of even ghosts. You are simply not human."

Zhan Jun laughed angrily: "What do you mean you won't let ghosts go, you are too narcissistic!"

Jiao Ling didn't even refute, but bent down suddenly, and began to pack Zhan Jun's clothes and the quilt thrown on the sofa. At the same time, he bent down and took the remote control of the air conditioner from the table.

Seeing this scene, Zhan Jun was puzzled, shook his head and said, "What are you trying to do?"

Jiao Ling looked at Zhan Jun and smiled sweetly, and said, "Nothing, I just want to teach you a little lesson!"

After speaking, before Zhan Jun could react, Jiao Ling floated into Zhan Jun's room with a whoosh, and at the same time locked Zhan Jun's door with a slam.

Zhan Jun was taken aback, and shouted: "Stinky girl, what are you doing in my room? It's all personal belongings, don't rummage around!"

Jiao Ling in the room didn't answer, just heard a beep, the air conditioner hanging on the wall of the living room rang, it was summer now, and the outdoor temperature was almost forty degrees Celsius, but as the air conditioner rang, a wave of The surging hot wind immediately dissipated, giving Zhan Jun the feeling as if he had stepped into a flaming mountain.

Zhan Jun said frantically: "Stinky girl, what are you doing? You want to heat me to death, don't you?"

It's okay if you don't scold, but when you scold, you only hear another beep, and the temperature rises by two degrees in an instant!

Zhan Jun yelled: "Stinky bitch! I'm not being polite when you're here. You think I won't be able to get in if you lock the door. At worst, I'll change the door tomorrow morning!"

As soon as these words came out, Jiao Ling's voice finally came from Zhan Jun's room, but the voice was so coquettish: "Oh, you want to come in? He's not wearing anything, what do you want to do?"

Hearing this, Zhan Jun was taken aback. He originally wanted to kick the door in, but he was really afraid that Jiao Ling didn't wear any clothes. Although she was a ghost, she was also a female ghost after all!

In just a few minutes, Zhan Jun felt unbearably hot, and the sweat almost soaked his short sleeves. It was impossible, so Zhan Jun decided to give in. He imitated Jiao Ling's tone, and his voice was at least whiny. Five degrees, said: "Oh, Jiao Lingoni sauce, I shouldn't have said something about you just now, so just forgive him once."

Jiao Ling in the room also felt goosebumps all over her body when she heard Zhan Jun's words, and hurriedly said, "Don't do this to me, tell me, who will this family listen to in the future? Do you dare to talk to me like this?" !"

Hearing this, Zhan Jun was immediately unhappy, this Jiao Ling actually wanted to subvert the master-servant relationship in vain!Isn't this blatant rebellion?
So Zhan Jun smacked the table and said, "Of course you have the final say!"

When Jiao Ling in the house heard this, she originally wanted to open the door and go out, but felt that something was wrong, so she searched for a pen in Zhanjun's room, found another page of paper, and then started writing quickly.

About 5 minutes later, when Zhan Jun in the living room was about to pass out due to heatstroke, he saw a piece of paper handed out from under the door. On this piece of paper were written three large characters, "Deed of Sale!"

And this first line actually established the identity relationship.

Host: Jiao Ling

Servant: Zhan Jun.

There is a series of terms below.

Article [-]: The servant Zhan Jun must admit that the master Jiao Ling is the most beautiful, and no one can compare with the master.

Article [-]: All the housework in the family is done by the servant Zhan Jun.When the owner is in a good mood, he can serve on his behalf.

Article [-]: Servant Zhan Jun is not allowed to slander and insult Master Jiao Ling in any way, including words.

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There are more than ten clauses in this article. After Zhan Jun read it, he shouted: "You are worse than the Eight-Nation Allied Forces. This is not only a loss of power, but also an insult to the country!"

Jiao Ling in the room said: "If you like to sign, don't you sign, if you don't sign, you will be burned to death, why do you always bully me!"

Zhan Jun shook his head. As the saying goes, a good man doesn't suffer from immediate losses. When he finds an opportunity another day, he must take good care of Jiao Ling.

Immediately, Zhan Jun found a pen, quickly wrote down his name, and at the same time stuffed the note back to Jiao Ling.

Jiao Ling took the note, smiled with satisfaction, took the remote control panel of the air conditioner, and let Zhan Jun lower the temperature again.

When the cold wind blew out, Zhan Jun seemed to see an angel descending from heaven.But the door of this bedroom has not been opened yet, Zhan Jun hurriedly said: "The deed of sale has also been signed, you come out quickly, I have to go to class tomorrow!"

Jiao Ling in the house said: "My lord, I am tired, and I will be wronged in your kennel tonight, you can kneel down."

Zhan Jun suddenly felt dizzy, this damn girl won't come out tonight, right?

Helpless, Zhan Jun could only lean on the sofa, preparing to spend the night, but suddenly felt something was wrong. Is the temperature of the air conditioner too low?
Hastily said: "Hey, I said, are you going to put me in the freezer? The temperature is too low, give me a moderate temperature."

But Jiao Ling's voice came from inside the room and said: "The remote control is out of power, you can just fall asleep, and if you keep arguing for a while, I will drive you out!"

After speaking, Jiao Ling in the bedroom was silent, and Zhan Jun, who wanted to cry without tears, even wanted to die at this moment, and only this sentence came to his mind, what kind of evil did I do? !

One night passed, and Zhan Jun, who went to school the next day, had never stopped sneezing all the way, and he couldn't help but lamented the dangers of this world, and at the same time cursed himself for being stupid, why should he raise such a baby? Female devil!
When Zhan Jun arrived at the school, instead of going directly to the classroom, he went to the office to find his homeroom teacher Mr. Zhou. When they met, Zhan Jun didn't say much, and took out 3 yuan from his bag and put it in the On Teacher Zhou's desk!
When Teacher Zhou saw that Zhan Jun had brought out so much money, he was stunned. He looked at Zhan Jun and said, "Student Zhan Jun, what are you doing? Where did you get the money from?"