i have a monster ranch
Chapter 141 Ridiculous 5 Years Old
Seeing the younger brothers walking straight towards Yue Lingxiao, Jiang Hu's face was rather ugly.
These people really have no eyesight at all.
With a flying kick, he kicked one person away, and he cursed loudly: "Aren't you blind, little bastard, can't you even see who is making trouble?"
The kicked boy fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
The remaining younger brothers swallowed, turned their heads quickly, and held down Xu Tao who hadn't reacted in a few strokes.
"Master Tiger, Lord Tiger, you pressed the wrong person! It's him who caused the trouble, not me!" Xu Tao panicked, looking at the situation in front of him in confusion.
Snapped!
Jiang Hu raised his hand and slapped Xu Tao's three teeth.
"Little bastard, it's you who dare to make trouble in Lao Tzu's territory."
Woo! Woo!
Xu Tao was in so much pain that he burst into tears, tears flowing down his chin mixed with blood.
He was extremely wronged and said: "Master Tiger, it's not me who caused the trouble, it was him, it was him?"
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Hu kicked him directly on the lower abdomen again, and scolded: "You dare to quibble. Do you know who he is? You dare to frame him at will. Have you ever seen someone make trouble in your own place? ?"
own place?
Xu Tao was taken aback, and looked at Yue Lingxiao in disbelief, while the two women beside him were already too frightened by the domineering Lord Tiger in front of them to dare to speak.
After convincing Xu Tao, Jiang Hu walked up to Yue Lingxiao with an embarrassing face, "Brother, you said you came to play at home, please give me instructions earlier. I can make arrangements for you. Otherwise, how can you have fun? "
"So this is my place? It turns out that this is the place you guard. No wonder you can make millions in a month." Yue Lingxiao was also a little surprised, and looked around.
Jiang Hu was speechless, coauthoring Yue Lingxiao didn't even know how much property he had now.
He said repeatedly: "Brother, children are ignorant, and they haven't met Big Brother yet. I'm here to beg for mercy for what I offended just now. See if you can forgive me."
"Can you still use idioms?" Yue Lingxiao looked at Jiang Hu speechlessly, and it always felt strange that such polite words came out of his mouth.
Jiang Hu smiled awkwardly, patted his head and said, "I learned it from these customers who come and go. They said it's decent to beg for mercy."
Yue Lingxiao nodded, but he didn't expect Jiang Hu to be an honest person, and he didn't embarrass his ignorant younger brother.
At this moment, Jiang Hu looked at Zhu Lingling and Fang Jie, and said immediately, "Are these two sisters-in-law?"
"No!" Yue Lingxiao shook his head and said, "I'm just a blind date, come out with me, I'm always responsible for their safety, I can't let them be abducted."
"Well, the elder brother is indeed a responsible man!" Jiang Hu nodded, glanced at the younger brother behind him, and said speechlessly, "What are you looking at, a bunch of waste. If you don't get rid of them, you are still waiting for me Do it yourself? Little bastard!"
The little brother behind him had a headache, looked at Jiang Hu puzzled and said, "Master Hu, what should I do with this guy?"
Jiang Hu glanced at Xu Tao with disdain, and angrily reprimanded his younger brother: "Nonsense, are you an idiot? If you want to mess with big brother, of course, I will kill all three of his legs and throw him out!"
Xu Tao was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and he said repeatedly: "No, Mr. Tiger. Mr. Tiger, no. I was wrong, I was wrong. Don't! At least give me a leg."
Seeing the eye-obstructing person being carried away, Jiang Hu looked at Yue Lingxiao at this moment.
Immediately he greeted two stewards.
"Didn't you see the elder brother coming? What are you doing in a daze. Serve the good wine soon, and find some young, beautiful, and clean girls to pour the wine for the elder brother."
Jiang Hu arranged it enthusiastically.
Yue Lingxiao was speechless, and quickly shook his head: "It's unnecessary. I'll send them home first!"
As he spoke, he looked at Fang Jie and Zhu Lingling.
Jiang Hu was taken aback for a moment, and quickly said: "Quickly clear the way for elder brother, a bunch of little bastards, they don't have any vision at all."
Several subordinates quickly acted as security guards, pushing away the guests blocking the way one by one.
Yue Lingxiao smiled, it was the first time in his life that he was treated like this.
left the bar.
Sending Fang Jie and Zhu Lingling back to the door, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.
Fang Jie stared blankly at Yue Lingxiao who was leaving, and complained to Zhu Lingling: "It's all your fault, what a man you see, you just missed it like this!"
Zhu Lingling was stunned, and said speechlessly: "It's my fault! If you want to blame it, you can blame yourself. If you didn't hate the poor and love the rich, why would you let him run away. Look at his mother, how much I like you!"
"Who do you think hates the poor and loves the rich?" Fang Jie looked at Zhu Lingling viciously.
Zhu Lingling snorted coldly, and said without giving in: "Anyway, it's not that I dislike the poor and love the rich."
"You... it's all your fault!"
The two pinched together, and the relationship between girlfriends was so fragile that it was ridiculous.
Yue Lingxiao, who was not far away, moved his ears slightly, sighed, and left quickly.
……
Back to the hotel.
Tang Yanju looked at her son speechlessly, and said dissatisfiedly, "Look at you, you lost a girl as good as Fang Jie. What do you call what you do?"
Yue Lingxiao rubbed his temples with a headache. Sure enough, women and men view women from completely different perspectives.
At this time, Yue Xiong on the side whispered: "He is not a child anymore, what's the use of you nagging like this. Son, tell Dad, do you have no interest in women? Don't worry, Mom and Dad are enlightened people .”
"I……"
Yue Lingxiao looked at his parents speechlessly, and it turned out that he was his own.
He took out his mobile phone and called the queen bee directly.
"Hi, uncle and aunt."
Tang Yanju was taken aback, and quickly took the phone, looked at the video, and said excitedly: "Hi, hello girl. Are you my son's girlfriend?"
"Yes, that's right!" The queen bee nodded.
Tang Yanju thought for a while and said, "Then what does my son like to eat, beef or pork?"
"mutton!"
The queen bee answered up to the core.
Tang Yanju was taken aback for a moment, then asked again: "What color does my son like?"
"Purple!"
Seeing that the Queen Bee could answer such a question, Tang Yanju probably had a good idea in her heart, but she continued to ask, "My son likes to sleep on the left bed or the right bed!"
The queen bee was taken aback, why is there still such a problem.
Relying on his powerful brain power, he analyzed the situation of Yue Lingxiao's house, and then said, "In the middle!"
Hearing this, Tang Yanju clapped her hands excitedly.
He pointed to Yue Xiong beside him and said, "Old man, old man, this is really my son's girlfriend. Look, this figure, this face. Let me just say, my son is so handsome, how could he not find a girlfriend?" Woolen cloth?"
Yue Lingxiao was speechless.
On the other side, the queen bee is holding the phone, and on the other end of the phone, whenever Tang Yanju asks some small questions about life, the Nine-Tailed Fox outside the video will quickly answer.
And the queen bee occasionally pretends to ask, but she is actually waiting for the correct answer from the nine-tailed fox.
After chatting for two hours, it was not over until Yue Lingxiao's cell phone ran out of battery.
……
Just when the two sides were chatting.
Yue Lingxiao asked his father Yue Xiong about his second uncle.
"Your second uncle?"
Speaking of Second Uncle, Yue Xiong took out a cigarette from his pocket, took a deep breath, shook his head and said, "It's a pity. He should have been very promising."
"After my mother and I got married, your second uncle left home. He said he was going to study in Kyoto, but he went home after two years."
"It seems like I got a girlfriend in Kyoto, and I was hit! Then I mess around all day, I don't know what I'm messing with."
"Ugh!"
Yue Lingxiao nodded, somewhat puzzled why his father concealed the reason why the second uncle left in the middle, and continued to ask: "What happened next?"
"Later?" Yue Xiong thought for a while, "Later, he took all of your grandparents' meager inheritance. Then he opened the ranch you are now running. I heard that the business has been poor, and he no longer contacted us. We took the initiative to contact him to help him, but he actually said that he had no time to talk to us, and then I never contacted him again.”
Yue Lingxiao nodded, and at the same time he was a little puzzled and said: "But I don't think Mom and you like to see the second uncle very much? Is it because of the family property? But your relationship doesn't seem to be so bad. This is not a contradiction ?"
"Well!" Yue Xiong took a puff of cigarettes, and said immediately, "That was when you were very young, and your second uncle actually showed you some unhealthy images. Your mother and I caught him on the spot. After he caught him, he still didn't admit his mistake." , And what is it to let you understand the mysteries of men and women in advance, so that you will not be hurt by women."
"...Is it because of this?" Yue Lingxiao was speechless. He didn't know how old he was, so why didn't he remember it at all.
Speaking of this matter, the corner of Yue Xiong's mouth twitched, and he said a little angrily: "Of course there are other reasons."
"Just two months after being arrested, he actually took you to the hair salon, saying that he wanted to fight. At that time, you were a five-year-old child, and your mother and I realized that your second uncle might have a brain problem."
"So your mother has been taking you every step of the way, until one time my family left Baishi City due to work reasons."
"Actual, actual combat! Five-year-old actual combat!" The corner of Yue Lingxiao's mouth twitched, this second uncle was really absurd.
These people really have no eyesight at all.
With a flying kick, he kicked one person away, and he cursed loudly: "Aren't you blind, little bastard, can't you even see who is making trouble?"
The kicked boy fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
The remaining younger brothers swallowed, turned their heads quickly, and held down Xu Tao who hadn't reacted in a few strokes.
"Master Tiger, Lord Tiger, you pressed the wrong person! It's him who caused the trouble, not me!" Xu Tao panicked, looking at the situation in front of him in confusion.
Snapped!
Jiang Hu raised his hand and slapped Xu Tao's three teeth.
"Little bastard, it's you who dare to make trouble in Lao Tzu's territory."
Woo! Woo!
Xu Tao was in so much pain that he burst into tears, tears flowing down his chin mixed with blood.
He was extremely wronged and said: "Master Tiger, it's not me who caused the trouble, it was him, it was him?"
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Hu kicked him directly on the lower abdomen again, and scolded: "You dare to quibble. Do you know who he is? You dare to frame him at will. Have you ever seen someone make trouble in your own place? ?"
own place?
Xu Tao was taken aback, and looked at Yue Lingxiao in disbelief, while the two women beside him were already too frightened by the domineering Lord Tiger in front of them to dare to speak.
After convincing Xu Tao, Jiang Hu walked up to Yue Lingxiao with an embarrassing face, "Brother, you said you came to play at home, please give me instructions earlier. I can make arrangements for you. Otherwise, how can you have fun? "
"So this is my place? It turns out that this is the place you guard. No wonder you can make millions in a month." Yue Lingxiao was also a little surprised, and looked around.
Jiang Hu was speechless, coauthoring Yue Lingxiao didn't even know how much property he had now.
He said repeatedly: "Brother, children are ignorant, and they haven't met Big Brother yet. I'm here to beg for mercy for what I offended just now. See if you can forgive me."
"Can you still use idioms?" Yue Lingxiao looked at Jiang Hu speechlessly, and it always felt strange that such polite words came out of his mouth.
Jiang Hu smiled awkwardly, patted his head and said, "I learned it from these customers who come and go. They said it's decent to beg for mercy."
Yue Lingxiao nodded, but he didn't expect Jiang Hu to be an honest person, and he didn't embarrass his ignorant younger brother.
At this moment, Jiang Hu looked at Zhu Lingling and Fang Jie, and said immediately, "Are these two sisters-in-law?"
"No!" Yue Lingxiao shook his head and said, "I'm just a blind date, come out with me, I'm always responsible for their safety, I can't let them be abducted."
"Well, the elder brother is indeed a responsible man!" Jiang Hu nodded, glanced at the younger brother behind him, and said speechlessly, "What are you looking at, a bunch of waste. If you don't get rid of them, you are still waiting for me Do it yourself? Little bastard!"
The little brother behind him had a headache, looked at Jiang Hu puzzled and said, "Master Hu, what should I do with this guy?"
Jiang Hu glanced at Xu Tao with disdain, and angrily reprimanded his younger brother: "Nonsense, are you an idiot? If you want to mess with big brother, of course, I will kill all three of his legs and throw him out!"
Xu Tao was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and he said repeatedly: "No, Mr. Tiger. Mr. Tiger, no. I was wrong, I was wrong. Don't! At least give me a leg."
Seeing the eye-obstructing person being carried away, Jiang Hu looked at Yue Lingxiao at this moment.
Immediately he greeted two stewards.
"Didn't you see the elder brother coming? What are you doing in a daze. Serve the good wine soon, and find some young, beautiful, and clean girls to pour the wine for the elder brother."
Jiang Hu arranged it enthusiastically.
Yue Lingxiao was speechless, and quickly shook his head: "It's unnecessary. I'll send them home first!"
As he spoke, he looked at Fang Jie and Zhu Lingling.
Jiang Hu was taken aback for a moment, and quickly said: "Quickly clear the way for elder brother, a bunch of little bastards, they don't have any vision at all."
Several subordinates quickly acted as security guards, pushing away the guests blocking the way one by one.
Yue Lingxiao smiled, it was the first time in his life that he was treated like this.
left the bar.
Sending Fang Jie and Zhu Lingling back to the door, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.
Fang Jie stared blankly at Yue Lingxiao who was leaving, and complained to Zhu Lingling: "It's all your fault, what a man you see, you just missed it like this!"
Zhu Lingling was stunned, and said speechlessly: "It's my fault! If you want to blame it, you can blame yourself. If you didn't hate the poor and love the rich, why would you let him run away. Look at his mother, how much I like you!"
"Who do you think hates the poor and loves the rich?" Fang Jie looked at Zhu Lingling viciously.
Zhu Lingling snorted coldly, and said without giving in: "Anyway, it's not that I dislike the poor and love the rich."
"You... it's all your fault!"
The two pinched together, and the relationship between girlfriends was so fragile that it was ridiculous.
Yue Lingxiao, who was not far away, moved his ears slightly, sighed, and left quickly.
……
Back to the hotel.
Tang Yanju looked at her son speechlessly, and said dissatisfiedly, "Look at you, you lost a girl as good as Fang Jie. What do you call what you do?"
Yue Lingxiao rubbed his temples with a headache. Sure enough, women and men view women from completely different perspectives.
At this time, Yue Xiong on the side whispered: "He is not a child anymore, what's the use of you nagging like this. Son, tell Dad, do you have no interest in women? Don't worry, Mom and Dad are enlightened people .”
"I……"
Yue Lingxiao looked at his parents speechlessly, and it turned out that he was his own.
He took out his mobile phone and called the queen bee directly.
"Hi, uncle and aunt."
Tang Yanju was taken aback, and quickly took the phone, looked at the video, and said excitedly: "Hi, hello girl. Are you my son's girlfriend?"
"Yes, that's right!" The queen bee nodded.
Tang Yanju thought for a while and said, "Then what does my son like to eat, beef or pork?"
"mutton!"
The queen bee answered up to the core.
Tang Yanju was taken aback for a moment, then asked again: "What color does my son like?"
"Purple!"
Seeing that the Queen Bee could answer such a question, Tang Yanju probably had a good idea in her heart, but she continued to ask, "My son likes to sleep on the left bed or the right bed!"
The queen bee was taken aback, why is there still such a problem.
Relying on his powerful brain power, he analyzed the situation of Yue Lingxiao's house, and then said, "In the middle!"
Hearing this, Tang Yanju clapped her hands excitedly.
He pointed to Yue Xiong beside him and said, "Old man, old man, this is really my son's girlfriend. Look, this figure, this face. Let me just say, my son is so handsome, how could he not find a girlfriend?" Woolen cloth?"
Yue Lingxiao was speechless.
On the other side, the queen bee is holding the phone, and on the other end of the phone, whenever Tang Yanju asks some small questions about life, the Nine-Tailed Fox outside the video will quickly answer.
And the queen bee occasionally pretends to ask, but she is actually waiting for the correct answer from the nine-tailed fox.
After chatting for two hours, it was not over until Yue Lingxiao's cell phone ran out of battery.
……
Just when the two sides were chatting.
Yue Lingxiao asked his father Yue Xiong about his second uncle.
"Your second uncle?"
Speaking of Second Uncle, Yue Xiong took out a cigarette from his pocket, took a deep breath, shook his head and said, "It's a pity. He should have been very promising."
"After my mother and I got married, your second uncle left home. He said he was going to study in Kyoto, but he went home after two years."
"It seems like I got a girlfriend in Kyoto, and I was hit! Then I mess around all day, I don't know what I'm messing with."
"Ugh!"
Yue Lingxiao nodded, somewhat puzzled why his father concealed the reason why the second uncle left in the middle, and continued to ask: "What happened next?"
"Later?" Yue Xiong thought for a while, "Later, he took all of your grandparents' meager inheritance. Then he opened the ranch you are now running. I heard that the business has been poor, and he no longer contacted us. We took the initiative to contact him to help him, but he actually said that he had no time to talk to us, and then I never contacted him again.”
Yue Lingxiao nodded, and at the same time he was a little puzzled and said: "But I don't think Mom and you like to see the second uncle very much? Is it because of the family property? But your relationship doesn't seem to be so bad. This is not a contradiction ?"
"Well!" Yue Xiong took a puff of cigarettes, and said immediately, "That was when you were very young, and your second uncle actually showed you some unhealthy images. Your mother and I caught him on the spot. After he caught him, he still didn't admit his mistake." , And what is it to let you understand the mysteries of men and women in advance, so that you will not be hurt by women."
"...Is it because of this?" Yue Lingxiao was speechless. He didn't know how old he was, so why didn't he remember it at all.
Speaking of this matter, the corner of Yue Xiong's mouth twitched, and he said a little angrily: "Of course there are other reasons."
"Just two months after being arrested, he actually took you to the hair salon, saying that he wanted to fight. At that time, you were a five-year-old child, and your mother and I realized that your second uncle might have a brain problem."
"So your mother has been taking you every step of the way, until one time my family left Baishi City due to work reasons."
"Actual, actual combat! Five-year-old actual combat!" The corner of Yue Lingxiao's mouth twitched, this second uncle was really absurd.
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