I'm not mentally ill
90. The life of dried salted fish
"Ouch mother..."
I don't know if it was Ling Yun's illusion, but he seemed to hear the cry of the black figure in front of him.
Although he did open his chasing eyes, he had already seen clearly what was in front of him when he kicked out, but the posture was all set, so there was no reason not to kick out.
He Chuan Meimei looked from a distance and found that what was just kicked away was a dried salted fish, and it seemed to make the same sound as Le Yingling.
"Isn't he someone you know? Why do I seem to hear him call?"
He Chuanmei said hesitantly.
Ling Yun looked at the dried salted fish lying on the ground, shook his head and said, "Your illusion, I didn't hear anything."
He Chuan Meimei was about to continue to say something, suddenly, the dry salted fish that fell on the ground spoke.
The tone seemed very excited.
"Hey, aren't you that ghost? It's me, do you remember me?"
At this time, a mysterious event happened in front of Ling Yun, which was enough to wake up children in the middle of the night and make girls cry in the middle of the night.
The dried salted fish in front of him began to speak.
And it was the voice of a big man picking his feet. He Chuan Meimei covered her eyes, seeming to think that the things in front of her were indecent. Ling Yun took out his gray long sword and was ready to sprint.
"Where is the evildoer, dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of me!"
Xianyu Gan hurriedly said: "No, I'm not a monster. I'm alone, but I can't change back now. You have to trust me, sir."
"I was a person who came in accidentally, and ended up eating a fruit that I don't know what it is, and then I became what I am now, please believe me."
At this time, Ling Yun seemed to recall this person's voice in his mind, because it was too impressive.
He said suspiciously: "Could it be you, that driver?"
At this time, Xianyugan jumped on the ground: "Yes, yes, it's me, the boss really remembers me."
He Chuan Meimei found out that Le Yingling and this salted fish had a good relationship, so she walked in one direction first, so she didn't want to disturb her.
Ling Yun walked to the side of dried salted fish, feeling a little tangled in his heart.
This driver is the guy he met when he was on a mission for the first time. However, the other party posted a photo of his back on the Internet and treated him as a ghost.
However, he is still someone I know, so I can't be too cruel to him, it's really a bit tangled...
Just as Ling Yun was about to pick up the other party, suddenly, there was a strange smell, which was unique to the smell of dried salted fish.
It smells more muddy than excrement...
Ling Yun: "..."
Leave him alone!
Then Ling Yun followed He Chuan Mei Mei to go inside for the time being, leaving the salted fish to cry in the wind alone.
Not far away, Hechuan Meimei seemed to have encountered some trouble and stopped in place.
"What's the matter, you actually got into trouble. It seems that this place is indeed full of danger."
Ling Yun just wanted to continue talking, but he saw something.
Two public toilets...like buildings appeared in front of me.
A standing posture of a man, a woman wearing a skirt, the icon hangs on it, and then there are two entrances below, and most importantly, there seems to be an icon of a man holding a woman beside him.
what is this?
The two of you go to the toilet together?
That's not the pose either.
"My feeling tells me that I can only enter one of the doors here, so I am hesitating now, which one is better to enter?"
He Chuan Meimei wondered, now she feels that every door has its own characteristics, but she can't sense the specific ones.
Ling Yun smiled and said: "This, it's called choice obsessive-compulsive disorder. When you have three doors in front of you, you don't know how to choose. If you only have two doors in front of you, then it will be easier for you to make a choice. "
Ling Yun walked towards the skirt icon while talking.
He Chuan Meimei yelled from behind: "Why are you going, you went to the wrong place."
Ling Yun said indifferently: "It's not a real toilet, don't be so serious."
Hey, I've been wanting to go in and have a look for a long time...
Ling Yun calmed down and walked into the door slowly.
Outside, He Chuan Meimei also smiled as if she had suddenly realized: "In this case, then I will enter the door next to it."
Of course she also thought about whether going in with the other party would be safer, or in other words, safer, but on the one hand, the other party always has a feeling of ease, which is hard to see through, and He Chuan Meimei can't help but have feelings for him A wave of confidence, which is why she said decisively before that she believed in the other party.
Another aspect is the most important thing, that is, after Le Yingling entered, the door disappeared immediately.
This is outrageous!
Do you want us to separate like that?
And after they entered, the dried salted fish that was outside also followed them over, but although his body was dried salted fish, he was still a person in essence, so he just wanted to wait and see , and then think about what to do to make yourself change back.
but……
In the third door, there was a sudden suction...
Because the dried salted fish had no hands and no place to borrow it, it was sucked directly.
"do not……"
"I just came to see the show..."
"Help me..."
Driver Huang felt that his luck was really bad, worse than that of salted fish.
He is a dried salted fish!
Originally, he was driving well there, but suddenly a black unknown object appeared in front of his eyes. At that time, he instinctively felt that it was not a good thing.
So he turned the car around immediately, but unexpectedly, it happened to collide with another black halo.
So, he was sucked in even with his car.
However, that experience was really good. He drove the car all the way on an unknown road. Although there was snowfall, high temperature, earthquake, etc. from time to time, it turned out that the quality of his domestic car was very good, and he carried it over.
However, in the end, for unknown reasons, he passed out.
When he woke up, he found himself in a green forest.
It's hard to describe the later experience, anyway, now he has turned into a dried salted fish, and he can't even shed tears, that's all...
The dried salted fish gave up resistance and was sucked in smoothly...
At this point, all three doors have disappeared.
"It's really spectacular. It's really beautiful to be able to see the traces of the ancient palace..."
Rows of bronze sculptures appeared in front of Ling Yun, each with a different expression, very vivid and extraordinary.
In the farthest distance, there seems to be an altar with a golden sculpture on it.
Ling Yun was studying the bronze sculpture in front of him, only to find that the other party opened his eyes and stared at him like this!
Ling Yun smiled and nodded: "Hello!"
Then run away...
I don't know if it was Ling Yun's illusion, but he seemed to hear the cry of the black figure in front of him.
Although he did open his chasing eyes, he had already seen clearly what was in front of him when he kicked out, but the posture was all set, so there was no reason not to kick out.
He Chuan Meimei looked from a distance and found that what was just kicked away was a dried salted fish, and it seemed to make the same sound as Le Yingling.
"Isn't he someone you know? Why do I seem to hear him call?"
He Chuanmei said hesitantly.
Ling Yun looked at the dried salted fish lying on the ground, shook his head and said, "Your illusion, I didn't hear anything."
He Chuan Meimei was about to continue to say something, suddenly, the dry salted fish that fell on the ground spoke.
The tone seemed very excited.
"Hey, aren't you that ghost? It's me, do you remember me?"
At this time, a mysterious event happened in front of Ling Yun, which was enough to wake up children in the middle of the night and make girls cry in the middle of the night.
The dried salted fish in front of him began to speak.
And it was the voice of a big man picking his feet. He Chuan Meimei covered her eyes, seeming to think that the things in front of her were indecent. Ling Yun took out his gray long sword and was ready to sprint.
"Where is the evildoer, dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of me!"
Xianyu Gan hurriedly said: "No, I'm not a monster. I'm alone, but I can't change back now. You have to trust me, sir."
"I was a person who came in accidentally, and ended up eating a fruit that I don't know what it is, and then I became what I am now, please believe me."
At this time, Ling Yun seemed to recall this person's voice in his mind, because it was too impressive.
He said suspiciously: "Could it be you, that driver?"
At this time, Xianyugan jumped on the ground: "Yes, yes, it's me, the boss really remembers me."
He Chuan Meimei found out that Le Yingling and this salted fish had a good relationship, so she walked in one direction first, so she didn't want to disturb her.
Ling Yun walked to the side of dried salted fish, feeling a little tangled in his heart.
This driver is the guy he met when he was on a mission for the first time. However, the other party posted a photo of his back on the Internet and treated him as a ghost.
However, he is still someone I know, so I can't be too cruel to him, it's really a bit tangled...
Just as Ling Yun was about to pick up the other party, suddenly, there was a strange smell, which was unique to the smell of dried salted fish.
It smells more muddy than excrement...
Ling Yun: "..."
Leave him alone!
Then Ling Yun followed He Chuan Mei Mei to go inside for the time being, leaving the salted fish to cry in the wind alone.
Not far away, Hechuan Meimei seemed to have encountered some trouble and stopped in place.
"What's the matter, you actually got into trouble. It seems that this place is indeed full of danger."
Ling Yun just wanted to continue talking, but he saw something.
Two public toilets...like buildings appeared in front of me.
A standing posture of a man, a woman wearing a skirt, the icon hangs on it, and then there are two entrances below, and most importantly, there seems to be an icon of a man holding a woman beside him.
what is this?
The two of you go to the toilet together?
That's not the pose either.
"My feeling tells me that I can only enter one of the doors here, so I am hesitating now, which one is better to enter?"
He Chuan Meimei wondered, now she feels that every door has its own characteristics, but she can't sense the specific ones.
Ling Yun smiled and said: "This, it's called choice obsessive-compulsive disorder. When you have three doors in front of you, you don't know how to choose. If you only have two doors in front of you, then it will be easier for you to make a choice. "
Ling Yun walked towards the skirt icon while talking.
He Chuan Meimei yelled from behind: "Why are you going, you went to the wrong place."
Ling Yun said indifferently: "It's not a real toilet, don't be so serious."
Hey, I've been wanting to go in and have a look for a long time...
Ling Yun calmed down and walked into the door slowly.
Outside, He Chuan Meimei also smiled as if she had suddenly realized: "In this case, then I will enter the door next to it."
Of course she also thought about whether going in with the other party would be safer, or in other words, safer, but on the one hand, the other party always has a feeling of ease, which is hard to see through, and He Chuan Meimei can't help but have feelings for him A wave of confidence, which is why she said decisively before that she believed in the other party.
Another aspect is the most important thing, that is, after Le Yingling entered, the door disappeared immediately.
This is outrageous!
Do you want us to separate like that?
And after they entered, the dried salted fish that was outside also followed them over, but although his body was dried salted fish, he was still a person in essence, so he just wanted to wait and see , and then think about what to do to make yourself change back.
but……
In the third door, there was a sudden suction...
Because the dried salted fish had no hands and no place to borrow it, it was sucked directly.
"do not……"
"I just came to see the show..."
"Help me..."
Driver Huang felt that his luck was really bad, worse than that of salted fish.
He is a dried salted fish!
Originally, he was driving well there, but suddenly a black unknown object appeared in front of his eyes. At that time, he instinctively felt that it was not a good thing.
So he turned the car around immediately, but unexpectedly, it happened to collide with another black halo.
So, he was sucked in even with his car.
However, that experience was really good. He drove the car all the way on an unknown road. Although there was snowfall, high temperature, earthquake, etc. from time to time, it turned out that the quality of his domestic car was very good, and he carried it over.
However, in the end, for unknown reasons, he passed out.
When he woke up, he found himself in a green forest.
It's hard to describe the later experience, anyway, now he has turned into a dried salted fish, and he can't even shed tears, that's all...
The dried salted fish gave up resistance and was sucked in smoothly...
At this point, all three doors have disappeared.
"It's really spectacular. It's really beautiful to be able to see the traces of the ancient palace..."
Rows of bronze sculptures appeared in front of Ling Yun, each with a different expression, very vivid and extraordinary.
In the farthest distance, there seems to be an altar with a golden sculpture on it.
Ling Yun was studying the bronze sculpture in front of him, only to find that the other party opened his eyes and stared at him like this!
Ling Yun smiled and nodded: "Hello!"
Then run away...
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