I'm not mentally ill

83. Cows who can dance in the square

"Hi, is it delicious?"

Ling Yun seemed to hear someone calling him.

"Hey, my saliva is coming out."

Ling Yun felt a trace of doubt.

"Are my hands so delicious?"

What voice, why does it seem to be talking all the time?

Ling Yun was still savoring the delicacy in front of him, when he heard someone talking non-stop, he suddenly lost his temper.

What do you mean your hands are delicious, I am eating beef, no, it is more delicious than beef.

Ok?
Ling Yun felt something was wrong, as if there was nothing in front of him. At this moment, Ling Yun found that his eyes were pitch black, as if he had lost his eyesight, or in other words, he had never opened his eyes.

"Hi, what's going on here?"

Ling Yun made a sound instinctively.

Then, he heard an answer: "Oh, this is very simple, just open your eyes."

Is not this nonsensical……

If only I could open it...

Yes, why can't I open my eyes, because I think I can't open my eyes!

Nima, there are tests everywhere, it is really hard to guard against.

Ling Yun calmed down his emotions, and then controlled his eyes to open slowly.

Then, he saw a golden cow sitting in front of him, and he...

Is holding each other's hooves!
Ling Yun quickly spat it out, and then looked at the other party vigilantly. Although the hoof was indeed very delicious, the master should restrain himself a little bit.

At this time, the golden bull in front of him looked at Ling Yun, feeling a little emotional:
"Young man, your body is not good. Now you can barely see it. It is not easy to have a pair of good legs. Why can't you use it?"

Ling Yun looked at his legs and asked in confusion, "What does this mean?"

The golden bison smiled and said, "Do you know what the most important physical ability is?"

Ling Yun thought for a while: "It's the kidney!"

"What?" The golden buffalo's face turned dark. He has heard so many answers along the way, and they are all relatively reliable. For example, the answer to muscle strength and the answer to brain wisdom all have some truth, but , What does this thing in front of you mean?

With this comprehension, can you pass this level?

The golden bison drank softly: "Shit, what is your brain for, you..."

"It's the legs!" Ling Yun realized that the other party seemed to be about to start his own long-winded speech, so he took the initiative to express his own conclusions. In fact, the moment he opened his eyes, he had already made an overall decision on the golden bison in front of him. judgment.

It has a small movement, that is, it moves its legs from time to time, and uses different methods, and even some movements Ling Yun can't understand.

Obviously, this is a long-term habit.

Because I subconsciously think that this is good for me, so I do it.

Just as the golden buffalo was about to continue his lecture, he suddenly heard the boy in front of him yell, "It's the legs!"

Then he swallowed the words just now, and said with a smile: "Young man, do you still have a bit of eyesight, tell me why?"

Ling Yun was really thinking this time. Then, he stretched his legs, looked for inspiration, and said: "This way, I can run fast. As long as others can't catch up with me, I will win."

The golden buffalo's face twitched, and just when Ling Yun wanted to change the answer, the other party smiled: "Correct!"

"Although there are many differences on this issue, when I put forward this opinion, no one objected. So far, I have used these legs to shake off countless enemies."

Ling Yun asked curiously, "Is there really no objection?"

The golden bison thought that all those who objected were kicked away by me, so it should be considered that no one objected, so he nodded:

"Nobody objected!"

So Ling Yun shouted decisively: "Thank you teacher for your guidance."

The golden buffalo froze for a moment, then nodded in relief: "Ah... um..."

"How did you know I was going to teach you?"

Ling Yun smiled and said, "This is a reward for passing the first level, right?"

"However, I'm still very curious. Now suppose I give up this reward, can I go out directly?"

The golden bison shook his head: "Then you have to pass the third level before you can go out. Now you can either accept it or go directly to the next level."

"Thank you teacher for the pointer!"

Ling Yun knelt down resolutely, and finally got the information he wanted, and even had an unexpected joy.

At this time, I saw the golden bison in front of me, started to stand up, and then danced the familiar square dance, every step was very skillful, every gesture was very elegant...

but……

Isn't this square dancing?
Ling Yun polished his eyes, and then used the eye of chasing the wind to stare at the opponent's movements. At this time, every movement under the golden dancing posture began to become clear.

Soon, Ling Yun learned to dance in the square...

Wrong, it was Ling Yun who learned the opponent's steps!

The golden buffalo finished the dance, then walked over and kicked Ling Yun's head.

Oh, is it teaching exercises?

Ling Yun looked at the other party happily.

However, the golden buffalo just gave him a hoof, and nothing else.

"Look good, what are you thinking..."

Ling Yun: "..."

In other words, this is the paragraph, right?

Then, Ling Yun stood up directly and began to dance in the square. Having experience in radio gymnastics, Ling Yun danced very smoothly, and quickly followed the pace of the bison.

One person and one bull, the dancing postures are very beautiful and moving, like a pair of uncles and aunts who are in love...

The golden buffalo became more and more surprised as he looked at it. Good guy, he understood this step so quickly. He had learned it for a long time.

It's just that Ling Yun jumped more and more vigorously, and he began to make some improvements according to this movement. Generally speaking, the jump is more comfortable, and the previous movement is more suitable for Niu Lai to jump.

As the movements improved, Ling Yun felt that the blood vessels in his body were compressed again, and at the same time traces of blood gradually surfaced on the surface of his body. However, the blood vessels in Ling Yun's body became more condensed.

but……

There was still a lot of bleeding. As a man, he couldn't stand it anymore.

However, he felt that the dancing posture could not be stopped, and he vaguely understood that only the first time could have such a good effect, and it would probably be more ordinary later on.

Time passed little by little.

Ling Yun felt that his brain was full of dizziness, and he lost too much blood...

However, the condensing of the blood vessels has almost been completed, and now he is almost falling back to the first rank.

At the moment of completion, he felt his consciousness temporarily lost track.

The whole person lay down straight.

……

After an unknown amount of time, Ling Yun found that strange taste coming from his mouth again. Although he knew in his heart that it was the cow's hoof, it was so delicious that he decided to perform self-hypnosis.

"This is beef..."

“Very fragrant beef...”

Ling Yun turned his consciousness, and suddenly found that the vascular shaping in his body had changed again, this time it was going on at a fast speed, and the source of energy was the beef in his mouth.

In this way, Ling Yun smoked even more happily.

The shaping of the blood vessels is getting faster and faster, reaching the waist in a blink of an eye, and these blood vessels have been forged and are very condensed.

Vaguely, he seemed to hear a voice.

"Stop sucking, it's almost dry..."

"Ouch……"

But Ling Yun shook his head, indicating that he didn't hear, so he continued to shape his blood vessels.

After an unknown amount of time, Ling Yun's blood vessel shaping has basically been completed, and now he has finally reached the peak of the second rank, and he can enter the next step at any time.

So, he opened his eyes again, only to find that the golden bison in front of him had turned into a yellow bison...

"Then what, Senior Niu, thank you for your gift."

Ling Yun expressed his gratitude, and at the same time expressed regret to Senior Niu, who said that the taste is so good.

The scalper waved his hand: "Go away, don't come again, don't come here again."

Seeing the buffalo look weak, Ling Yun was a little embarrassed. After all, he taught himself square dancing and let himself smoke it for so long. As a result, the golden buffalo degenerated into a yellow one. He was really ashamed.

Then he saw the buffalo kick him out.

"Go away, you..."

The next moment, Ling Yun found that he had returned to the original place, and in front of him, a pair of big eyes were looking at him.

"I'm back. I didn't expect you to be so clever and find out so quickly."

He Chuan Meimei smiled.

Ling Yun replied angrily: "You already knew, don't you know to remind your companion?"

"I reminded you, of course, the main reason is that I have confidence in you." He Chuan Meimei looked serious.

Ling Yun ignored her. This petite-looking girl is probably the top one in the local area. So far, she has never seen her make a move.

"Look over there, those people have already returned to the birth point." He Chuan Meimei pointed to the distance and said.

Ling Yun looked over, so far, only five people remained in place, and one of them actually included the spirited boy.

The other party was greeting him.

Ling Yun waved his hands and smiled, could this guy also be a hidden master?

When the consciousness of the five people all returned, the surrounding rocks began to melt, but they seemed to be eaten by something, and they were slowly disappearing anyway.

The surrounding space is the same, dying inch by inch...

After a while, Ling Yun felt a change in time, as if someone had knocked on his head, and it was like a faint induction, Ling Yun took a deep breath...

In the next moment, the scene in front of them suddenly turned into fast-moving ripples, and Ling Yun and others found that their breathing was restrained. This place seems to be the deep sea?
And the surrounding bright light gradually disappeared, and he could only act with the induction of the power of the stars.

Ling Yun seemed to feel that in the darkness around him, there seemed to be some strange creatures swimming wantonly...

At this time, under the perception of his star power.

He Chuan Meimei's face was calm, and she didn't show her appetite...

Ling Yun was immediately refreshed.

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