I'm not mentally ill

In the distant future, several people are discussing a problem.

Li Moumou asked: "Who did you say invented our cultivation system? It feels really talented, smart and witty, and a role model for my generation."

Gao Moumou responded: "Indeed, I think it must be the leader or senior official of a special organization."

Liu Moumou echoed: "I think it must be a professor-level figure, otherwise how could he take such a poetic name."

When several people were discussing it, someone from Wang Moumou suddenly interrupted: "Don't you know, this was created in a mental hospital..."

Li Moumou: "..."

Gao Moumou: "..."

Liu Moumou: "..."

Wang Moumou died.

……

I don't know why, when Ling Yun heard the dean say this, such a picture unconsciously popped up in his head, it was too festive, so Ling Yun felt that he had to agree with this opinion, and he had to strongly support it, Don't embarrass Dean Neng.

If he suddenly doesn't want to do it again, how can he laugh at him in the future.

To be honest, Ling Yun thinks that Lao Ou and Crazy Endless probably have the same thoughts, just look at the way they smile.

But Ling Yun suddenly thought of a question, after thinking about it, he asked again: "Dean, what is your real name?"

It is mainly curious about the identity of this person, because from his tone, it seems that as long as he wants to change, he can change it, which is really curious.

The dean shook his head, "It's just a retired senior official, entrepreneur, businessman, and teacher."

Ling Yun: "..."

That's not what you said last time...

But it seems that this person doesn't intend to say his name, and he seems to have practiced it. Knowing that in this age, as long as there is a name, it is possible to find out the generations of a person's ancestors.

Ling Yun also went to check the identity of the dean before, because he was still a student, so he directly searched the dean of their future nursing home on the Internet, and the result of the search was like this.

"Sorry, you brat doesn't have permission to retrieve this word..."

Ling Yun felt his lungs were going to explode at the time, and it seemed that the tone was set by the dean himself. He was using the computer installed in his room here.

"I thought about it before. Why don't we call it Yipin Huaifan? I seem to have heard of this word, and I think it's not bad." The dean was taking notes with a small notebook.

Ling Yun thought for a while: "But we don't even know the source, and we may not be able to become immortals in the future, so it still doesn't feel good."

Of course, he would never say that it was because the name had no joke at all, and he would not be able to become the black history of the dean in the future.

"It seems to be the same, although I feel that I have awakened a little earlier than you, but it is completely groundless." The dean made a stroke in his small notebook, and then vetoed this opinion.

Crazy Endless said tentatively: "Why don't you call it Yipin Wudi? This name sounds grand, and now it gives people an aura."

The dean looked at Crazy Endless and just wanted to say, you look very imposing like this...

Then decisively denied the word.

Lao Ou is a man of culture, so he took a deep breath: "How about calling it a first-class condensed form, we are all in a situation where we want to condense the figure form in our consciousness into a solid body, this word is elegant and more suitable. "

The dean listened with gusto, as if this was better than his own.

How did this old Ou come up with such a good word...

Ling Yun felt a little sad, why did he feel that they were all so serious...

However, if I, Ling Xiaoyun, just give up like this, how can I be the chosen child.

So Ling Yun clasped his hands together, and with a look of death, he said: "I don't think it's very good. My opinion is to choose a more common name, so that people will know what to do when they see it, so that others will not go away. Some detours, since we are materialized from the hair, why not call it a first-class growth stage."

Of course, after Ling Yun finished speaking, he felt a little shame, what kind of name is this...

However, after hearing this, Madness endlessly praised: "This is amazing, the name Lingyun is simply a genius idea, that's great."

Old Ou also thought about it for a while, then suddenly his face changed, and he said: "I think condensing is not enough, and it is easy to cause misunderstandings. For example, if some people hear this word, they think it is necessary to condense the whole body into a solid body. Or worse, think it takes a body in mid-air."

Lao Ou emphasized it, and then continued: "No, I think Ling Yun's name is better than mine."

The dean was stunned for a moment, and then said uncertainly: "Really...? I think Ouyang's is better. Doesn't it make people feel that this level is only for growing hair?"

Ok?
The three of Ling Yun all came up with this word at this moment, why did the dean's IQ suddenly go online...

In fact, the three of them have the same thoughts, except that Crazy Endless is acting more realistically, while Lao Ou is talking nonsense in a serious manner, and Ling Yun is the one who gives opinions.

Although it is a little troublesome for the dean to go online, when you decide to discuss with others, you have to consider one thing, that is:
If everyone else thinks this is good, then it's all good...

Madness endlessly retorted: "How could it be? People in consciousness are virtual, so it starts with hair growth, which is very suitable."

Lao Ou cooperated: "Indeed, it's simple and clear. I think it's really great."

Ling Yun nodded: "It's really possible, Dean, read it carefully, it's quite fluent."

The dean said silently several times, "Shengfajing, Shengfajing, Shengfajing."

"Hey, it seems to be really easy to say, it seems that this is really possible."

As a result, under the unanimous deception of everyone, the names were decided in this way. From today onwards, they are people of the first-grade growth stage.

It's really embarrassing to think about it.

In the future, I will go out and say to others: "I already have superpowers."

"I'm really envious, what realm."

"First Grade Developmental Realm, are you afraid..."

I'm afraid of a ghost, others don't laugh and smoke.

From then on, this was the dean's fault.

The three of Ling Yun looked at each other, um, that's right, they were mentally ill eyes, so happy.

Then he left silently. As for how the dean wrote this thing in his autobiography, or promoted it, he probably wouldn't say it if asked.

……

At this time, the dean was still savoring the word carefully, "Yipin Shengfajing."

Then I picked up the phone, made a call, and said, "Today, a few colleagues and I have formulated a cultivation realm. I call it the first realm revision conference, and the name I confirmed is Yipin Shengfajing."

Then I waited for the other party's response, and it seemed that the other party was savoring the word, so the dean waited for a while before continuing: "Which one grows hair? There is another one, the one with long hair, yes, yes, read it a few more times, do you think it's still good?" Can."

Another period of waiting, it seems that the other party has given up the treatment...

The dean smiled gratifiedly, and then continued: "By the way, the school matters, as soon as possible, I have someone to choose the first teacher, this time I have solved the matter of the second school head, and the school will start."

"Yes, I will send someone over here."

After the dean finished speaking, he hung up the phone with a smile, still chanting:

"First-Class Birth Stage..."