I'm not mentally ill
26. Learn a dog bark?
If the Dharma protector is gone, can I become a Dharma protector?
Long Aotian thought about this problem. First of all, their mission would definitely fail, because he knew the future nursing home in front of him.
So presuppose failure.
So if you want to become a law protector yourself, then what is the best way? Obviously, build a good relationship with the law protector. When the time comes, if the mission fails and the law protector shirks responsibility, you can take the position...
Long Aotian thought it was feasible.
Even if this protector has some skills, he will fail this mission because...
He is a dish in a dish, which is trivial.
……
The next day, the remaining five people looked at the protector and listened to the teaching of the protector.
Only then did they know that those two people had already been sanctioned, but this matter was just a sentence.
He protects the law and does things, why should he explain to anyone.
And others just think these two people are stupid, don't they know that the guardians are like them, they can see more clearly at night, what's the use of fighting at night, wouldn't they use other methods...
Hey, why did I say other ways...
Several other people are thinking about this question.
The guardian saw that the remaining few people looked more reliable, so he was more relieved.
So he said: "Today we will try to use another method to get in, and then see if we can find an opportunity to tie someone out. As long as the person comes out, we don't have to worry about being caught. The boss will help us change our faces."
The others were very surprised that the boss was able to do this. Does the protector know more things?
The guardian sneered in his heart, hehe, if the boss has this ability, why does he still use to move every time he finishes his job...
Then everyone came to the previous guard hall together, of course it was just to try their luck, as in this kind of building, sometimes you just need to register your name and you can enter.
"Master, we are here to visit our relatives, can you open the door?" The guardian sent a younger brother to test the waters. It would be very suspicious to do this thing together.
The uncle looked at the person outside, took out a sign, and continued to play with his mobile phone.
The little boy looked at the sign, which said, "Like a dog bark."
The little brother was dumbfounded, what is this thing, and then he continued to ask: "Master, how about I register my name and then go in.
The uncle ignored him.
The younger brother's face turned black, can he do this, just kidding.
So the little brother went back to the Dharma protector in despair, and said, "My lord said, let's bark like a dog to get in."
The law protector wanted to slap this little boy, where is there such a rule.
He thought for a while and said, "You're useless, watching how I do it, it's really annoying to have to bring you newcomers every time."
Then the guardian asked a few younger brothers to watch secretly from a distance, and then played by himself.
He also saw this "Learn to bark like a dog." But he looked at the uncle with a sneer and said, "Master, do you know that this is illegal, abusing your own rights and blocking foreign relatives, believe it or not, I will report you."
The uncle's expression changed.
The Dharma protector was overjoyed, as expected, you old fellows, you don't want to drink fine wine if you toast.
Then he heard the uncle shout: "I lost again, can't I give more happy beans every day!"
Guardian: "..."
what are you saying……
The guardian slapped the glass, "Master, let me in, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
The uncle raised his head, looked at him silently, and was about to take out his tools.
At this time, he heard a familiar voice, so he sat down again.
"Oh, it's you, you thief, here we come again."
When the guardian saw this Grandpa Li, his butt hurt again, but he was also very human, so he said blankly, "Who are you, sir, this is the first time we have met."
The interpretation of the protector was really vivid, so the uncle stared at the protector, then touched his head, and said embarrassedly: "That's really embarrassing."
The protector smiled and said, "It's nothing, sir."
The guardian saw that Grandma Zhang was also coming, thought for a while and walked back, suddenly there were more people.
When the protector turned his head, he was surprised to find that several of his younger brothers were lying on the ground, not knowing what happened.
Based on his intuition for many years, the guardian did not go to check on his younger brother's situation, but ran directly in another direction.
Then, he felt as if he had hit a wall...
Then he sat down on the ground...
The guardian touched his head with one hand and his buttocks with the other, feeling a little sad.
He looked up, and found a big bald head in front of him, blocking his way, and at some point behind him, there was another man with the same build, looking at him covetously.
"Old maniac, don't fool him, I still have something to ask him." The man behind said.
Crazy Endless didn't seem to care, and just replied casually: "Don't worry, this person has practiced before, it's not that easy."
Then he said to the protector, "Little brother, do you want to play with uncle..."
The guardian looked at these two people and felt that his future sky was blocked by these two guys.
I miss my mother so much...
Ouyang Lie suddenly shouted into the distance: "Ling Yun, did you see anyone else?"
Ling Yun looked around with his "Eye of Illusion", and then responded: "I don't see anyone else."
Then he jumped down from the tree and slowly walked towards the guardian. He asked curiously as he walked, "Tell me, what's going on with them? They obviously don't have traces of special energy, but they can act at night."
Madness also nodded: "If the dean hadn't said this, we probably wouldn't know about it."
Ouyang Lie thought for a while and said, "It should be similar to Ms. Li Xiaomo's ability, maybe it can be shared with others."
Sharing...Ling Yun thought about this word, could he still have a chance to become invisible, hehe...
Stealth to scare others, and then help, so as to get sincere thanks.
Ling Yun felt that this was very reliable.
The guardian saw these people chatting enthusiastically, so he was about to slip away, but when he stood up, he found himself in the arms of the bald head.
"Hey, what are you running for..." Madness said softly.
Guardian: "..."
I still recruit it.
……
And hundreds of meters away from here, Long Aotian was holding a mobile phone and responded: "Has it been resolved? Okay, I see."
Then began humming a song: "If the guardian is gone, la la la la la..."
Long Aotian thought about this problem. First of all, their mission would definitely fail, because he knew the future nursing home in front of him.
So presuppose failure.
So if you want to become a law protector yourself, then what is the best way? Obviously, build a good relationship with the law protector. When the time comes, if the mission fails and the law protector shirks responsibility, you can take the position...
Long Aotian thought it was feasible.
Even if this protector has some skills, he will fail this mission because...
He is a dish in a dish, which is trivial.
……
The next day, the remaining five people looked at the protector and listened to the teaching of the protector.
Only then did they know that those two people had already been sanctioned, but this matter was just a sentence.
He protects the law and does things, why should he explain to anyone.
And others just think these two people are stupid, don't they know that the guardians are like them, they can see more clearly at night, what's the use of fighting at night, wouldn't they use other methods...
Hey, why did I say other ways...
Several other people are thinking about this question.
The guardian saw that the remaining few people looked more reliable, so he was more relieved.
So he said: "Today we will try to use another method to get in, and then see if we can find an opportunity to tie someone out. As long as the person comes out, we don't have to worry about being caught. The boss will help us change our faces."
The others were very surprised that the boss was able to do this. Does the protector know more things?
The guardian sneered in his heart, hehe, if the boss has this ability, why does he still use to move every time he finishes his job...
Then everyone came to the previous guard hall together, of course it was just to try their luck, as in this kind of building, sometimes you just need to register your name and you can enter.
"Master, we are here to visit our relatives, can you open the door?" The guardian sent a younger brother to test the waters. It would be very suspicious to do this thing together.
The uncle looked at the person outside, took out a sign, and continued to play with his mobile phone.
The little boy looked at the sign, which said, "Like a dog bark."
The little brother was dumbfounded, what is this thing, and then he continued to ask: "Master, how about I register my name and then go in.
The uncle ignored him.
The younger brother's face turned black, can he do this, just kidding.
So the little brother went back to the Dharma protector in despair, and said, "My lord said, let's bark like a dog to get in."
The law protector wanted to slap this little boy, where is there such a rule.
He thought for a while and said, "You're useless, watching how I do it, it's really annoying to have to bring you newcomers every time."
Then the guardian asked a few younger brothers to watch secretly from a distance, and then played by himself.
He also saw this "Learn to bark like a dog." But he looked at the uncle with a sneer and said, "Master, do you know that this is illegal, abusing your own rights and blocking foreign relatives, believe it or not, I will report you."
The uncle's expression changed.
The Dharma protector was overjoyed, as expected, you old fellows, you don't want to drink fine wine if you toast.
Then he heard the uncle shout: "I lost again, can't I give more happy beans every day!"
Guardian: "..."
what are you saying……
The guardian slapped the glass, "Master, let me in, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
The uncle raised his head, looked at him silently, and was about to take out his tools.
At this time, he heard a familiar voice, so he sat down again.
"Oh, it's you, you thief, here we come again."
When the guardian saw this Grandpa Li, his butt hurt again, but he was also very human, so he said blankly, "Who are you, sir, this is the first time we have met."
The interpretation of the protector was really vivid, so the uncle stared at the protector, then touched his head, and said embarrassedly: "That's really embarrassing."
The protector smiled and said, "It's nothing, sir."
The guardian saw that Grandma Zhang was also coming, thought for a while and walked back, suddenly there were more people.
When the protector turned his head, he was surprised to find that several of his younger brothers were lying on the ground, not knowing what happened.
Based on his intuition for many years, the guardian did not go to check on his younger brother's situation, but ran directly in another direction.
Then, he felt as if he had hit a wall...
Then he sat down on the ground...
The guardian touched his head with one hand and his buttocks with the other, feeling a little sad.
He looked up, and found a big bald head in front of him, blocking his way, and at some point behind him, there was another man with the same build, looking at him covetously.
"Old maniac, don't fool him, I still have something to ask him." The man behind said.
Crazy Endless didn't seem to care, and just replied casually: "Don't worry, this person has practiced before, it's not that easy."
Then he said to the protector, "Little brother, do you want to play with uncle..."
The guardian looked at these two people and felt that his future sky was blocked by these two guys.
I miss my mother so much...
Ouyang Lie suddenly shouted into the distance: "Ling Yun, did you see anyone else?"
Ling Yun looked around with his "Eye of Illusion", and then responded: "I don't see anyone else."
Then he jumped down from the tree and slowly walked towards the guardian. He asked curiously as he walked, "Tell me, what's going on with them? They obviously don't have traces of special energy, but they can act at night."
Madness also nodded: "If the dean hadn't said this, we probably wouldn't know about it."
Ouyang Lie thought for a while and said, "It should be similar to Ms. Li Xiaomo's ability, maybe it can be shared with others."
Sharing...Ling Yun thought about this word, could he still have a chance to become invisible, hehe...
Stealth to scare others, and then help, so as to get sincere thanks.
Ling Yun felt that this was very reliable.
The guardian saw these people chatting enthusiastically, so he was about to slip away, but when he stood up, he found himself in the arms of the bald head.
"Hey, what are you running for..." Madness said softly.
Guardian: "..."
I still recruit it.
……
And hundreds of meters away from here, Long Aotian was holding a mobile phone and responded: "Has it been resolved? Okay, I see."
Then began humming a song: "If the guardian is gone, la la la la la..."
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