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When Lu Qiuyuan praised him, Zhao E acted as if he had received too many similar compliments and was used to it, but his slightly dilated nostrils revealed that he was quite happy in his heart, just like this hot Suddenly, a dozen air conditioners were blown on him in such a pleasant weather, as if all the pores on his body had been opened, and he was desperately absorbing the other party's compliments.

But this wonderful feeling didn't last long before it was completely ruined by Lu Qiuyuan's next sentence.

"Aren't you hot standing under the sun?" Lu Qiuyuan looked at Zhao E standing under the sun with his hands folded and posing as a "superior" calmly, and a drop of water appeared on his face. In a cold sweat, this guy is a little too narcissistic, right?

Hotness and narcissism are really not the best match!
Zhao E wiped the sweat from his forehead, drank the bottle of iced black tea in one go, and then walked along the shaded place of the small street shop while inquiring about the whereabouts of his grandfather and asking for the direction of the police station.

Although this city is small, it is considered a city after all, with a population of tens of thousands. It is very difficult to find my grandfather among tens of thousands of people. I haven't seen my grandfather for more than ten years, even if I meet him on the street, I may not be able to recognize him immediately.

The law and order in this city is still relatively poor. After all, there is another country a few kilometers away. Disagreements arise.

What should I do if such a situation occurs?Of course, those who are not afraid of death want to kill the other party for money and goods, and those who are afraid of death will naturally run away under the protection of their subordinates and call the police by the way.

Therefore, the police force in this small town is often insufficient, but even if the superiors are aware of the situation here, they don't send more police forces here. Dirty hookups are unknown.

Fortunately, there is still a regiment of military forces stationed in this small town. If there is a situation that is difficult for the police to solve, these lovely soldiers will be invited to solve it.

And often as soon as these cute soldiers are dispatched, those troublemakers are like a mouse seeing a cat, they are frightened and run around in an instant, and then immediately settle down.

Because those people know that in this one-acre three-point land, only with a gun can they really have the power to speak, especially the guns in these people's hands are not ordinary guns, but the kind of machine guns that emit blue flames. They dare not use their bodies to test whether they will become a hornet's nest.

So Zhao E and his identities are not very useful in this place. When I came to the police station, I wanted to ask them to help me investigate whether there was any record of my grandfather’s departure from the country. In the end, those people shirked and said that there were other things to deal with. After that, the scattered people disappeared, leaving only one clerk typing on the keyboard.

Seeing this elderly middle-aged woman's concentrated face, Zhao E thought she was dealing with some important documents, so he didn't want to trouble her, so he planned to read the records by himself, but he walked up to her and casually After seeing it, his face immediately darkened!I saw an animated character jumping on her computer screen as she quickly pressed her fingers on the keyboard!

Isn't this...isn't this Nima "Audition Company"? !Fortunately, I thought she was working hard!well!My thoughts are so pure!
Pooh!Now is not the time to think about it, okay?
But these days, are there still people playing Audition, a game that was once popular all over the country, the entire funeral family, and the entire non-pig flow era?

Looking at the vivid characters in the game screen, looking at the familiar scene, Zhao E seemed to think of the familiar music again, as if he had returned to his green years, and he had to save money for a permanent ponytail A month's worth of breakfast money!In order to have zero-distance or negative-distance contact with his sister paper, he had to force himself to plagiarize the Martian language and signature that he couldn't understand until now on the Internet.

"Eh? Are you okay? Eh? Why are you crying?" The aunt who had finished dancing a song with her husband in the game finally noticed Zhao E who had been "watching the battle" behind her for a long time, and turned around and asked curiously.

"It's...it's okay, you...you can continue, I just got sand in my eyes, just blow it out." Zhao E waved his hand quickly, when he inadvertently saw the character on the aunt's computer screen kindly When watching her husband in the game coquettishly yelling such words as "Darling", "I'm waiting for you", and "Mommada", his body trembled suddenly, as if he had been struck by lightning. Stiffly turned his head to one side, not daring to imagine how the man on the other side of the network would be hurt if he knew that his lovely wife was a [-]-pound aunt.

"Are you really okay? Do you want me to blow it for you?" The fat lady stood up from her armchair with difficulty, looked at Zhao E with great concern and asked.For some reason, when she saw Zhao Eshi for the first time, her heart beat faster for this burly little brother!Is it because I have stayed in this place for a long time and mixed with those elderly policemen every day, so that I have lost resistance to my young brother?
"No! No need! Thank you, thank you!" Zhao E saw the 200-pound god approaching him, and he was so scared that he took a few steps back, his face turned pale.

"Oh, I'm a people's policeman. It's right to help comrades who are in trouble. Don't be so shy, come and let my sister brag about it for you!" Zhao E walked over, smiling so much that the fat on her face was squeezed together, and she almost couldn't see her facial features clearly.

Beads of sweat burst out from Zhao E's forehead in an instant, this woman is too scary!No!This female devil is too scary!I have to get out of here!Can't stay any longer!Otherwise, you will lose your virginity!

"Look! There's a flying saucer!" Zhao E suddenly pointed at the fat aunt's back and shouted in surprise. At this moment, he couldn't help but applaud himself!Very good!The acting is really good!With his superb acting skills, he should be an Oscar-winning statuette, right?

However, the fat aunt was indifferent, and even directly broke Zhao E's disguise, and said delicately: "Oh, where are there flying saucers these days! Little brother, you are so cute!"

At this time, in a dish-shaped spaceship that was flying over Zhao E and the others hidden in the clouds and shuttled from some galaxy, a three-eyed star lying in a transparent rest cabin suddenly made a loud noise. (don’t ask me why aliens also sneeze, I don’t know, I haven’t sliced ​​and studied), then touched my nose (don’t ask me why aliens also have noses), and looked at the spaceship On the autopilot panel, he murmured to himself: "Have you arrived at planet GM[-] so soon? I heard from colleagues who visited this planet that the natives here are very warm and friendly. It seems to be true!" You miss me so much even before you see me..."

Zhao E was just talking nonsense, he didn't know that a flying saucer really happened to pass by in the sky, and seeing that fat lady slowly approaching him, he was so frightened that he was ready to use force to subdue the opponent.

At this time, Lu Qiuyuan took a step forward from behind him, smiled at the fat lady, and said, "Sister, I really don't need your help, thank you for your kindness."

The fat aunt's attention was all on Zhao E, so she didn't go to see Lu Qiuyuan. At this time, she saw a little brother who still had a scholarly temperament, her eyes were full of peach blossoms, and she said with a shy smile : "Oh! Actually, you don't need to be so polite!"

After all, the fat aunt was still shaking her "light" body of more than 200 kilograms, and the fat was trembling and trembling, which was very visually shocking, and Lu Qiuyuan almost couldn't hold back and wanted to spit it out.