I can create perfect accidents
Chapter 69
As soon as Ding thought of this, he stopped shopping at the small stalls in Antique Street. The real collections are all in the big shops on both sides of the street.
He casually walked into an antique shop nearby, wanting to see if there were calligraphy, painting or vases with good quality, high value, and rich cultural connotations.
After all, Li Zhiyuan once called himself a "Confucian businessman", and he is indeed one of the few businessmen with cultural tastes.
Ding Yi walked into this antique shop, and found that it was decorated in an open style, with various vases on many display racks, and calligraphy and paintings of various celebrities hung on the walls.
Ding Yi quickly browsed through these things, and quickly frowned.
Because none of the things displayed in this store are real.
And it is obvious that some antiques are genuine and counterfeit. Fragments of their old antiques are glued together with new ceramics to form a real and fake antique.
If Ding Yi hadn't been endowed with god-level antique identification skills by the system, he might have been deceived too.
He shook his head and was about to walk out of the store, but was suddenly stopped by someone: "Brother, please stay!"
Ding Yi turned his head and saw a middle-aged man with a mustache walking out from the inside.
There was a sly look in his eyes, and a smirk formed on his face.
"Brother, don't go away, there is no one you like outside, but there are still good things behind me!"
While leaving Ding Yi behind, he said hello to the back: "Third brother, take out that Ming Dynasty blue-glazed vase we just received!"
"Okay!"
The person inside responded, and after a while, came out with a beautiful vase in both hands.
When Ding saw this vase, his eyes lit up.
This vase is made of white celadon glaze, and a landscape painting is painted on it. The texture is exquisite and the whole body is translucent. It seems to be signed by someone. It looks like a good thing.
"Third brother, please hold your palm!"
The shopkeeper motioned to the third child.
The third child immediately handed the vase to Ding Yi.
Ding Yi was about to pick it up, but he heard a ding from the system and gave a reminder: The shop owner and the third brother are teaming up to harm the host, please be careful.
He immediately understood the sinister intentions of the shopkeeper.
This vase is actually broken. It was glued with some difficulty and would break if touched.
The general antique transaction is to put the thing on the table intact first, and then the other party reaches out to pick it up.
This is to avoid damage to things, but not clear responsibility.
But obviously this shopkeeper is Keng Dingyi today, so he asked the third child to take this rotten thing and hand it over directly.
Fortunately, the system has now given itself a reminder.
Ding Yi smiled, and still reached out to take the vase fearlessly.
The third child and the shopkeeper saw Ding Yi stretching out his hand, with weird smiles on their faces.
They were all waiting for the vase to break in Ding Yi's hands.
But what shocked them was that Ding Yi easily held the vase in his hand, and after appreciating it over and over again for a long time, he said to the owner and the third child:
"This vase is made up. Half of it is a real antique, and the other piece is a new piece of porcelain. Boss, you are not authentic!"
After speaking, he handed the vase back.
The owner and the third child are now taken aback.
They were surprised not only because Ding Yi saw through this fake antique at a glance, but also how this thing that could break when touched was so strong in Ding Yi's hands.
What they didn't know was that when Ding Yi held the vase, he used Tai Chi's skill of holding a bird's hand.
What is a bird-holding hand?
This is also called the bird does not fly.
That is to use a kind of gentle force in the hand, so that the strength of the hand and the things in the hand can reach a state of balance. In this state, even sparrows cannot fly in the hand.
Because they can't find a point of focus at all.
In order to be able to hold the bird, one must have a very high level of Tai Chi soft power, so in the world now there are many deceptions and few real kung fu.
Dante Yi's kung fu is given by the system, and it is directly a top-level achievement.
So he easily resorted to catch the bird.
The shop owner was shocked to see that Ding Yi handed back the vase intact.
I have used this trick to trick countless people, and today is the first time I saw it being handed back intact.
They even thought that the third child had taken the wrong vase, and took it back suspiciously.
But after the vase returned to Lao San's hand, it cracked easily, and it was seen that it split into several petals in Lao San's hand.
Now it's embarrassing.
Seeing the inconceivable expressions of the owner and the third child, Ding Yi was so happy that his stomach ached, he jokingly said to them: "Hey, boss, is this vase made of tofu?"
Hearing Ding Yi's ridicule, the shopkeeper couldn't hold back anymore.
Seeing that Ding Yi was about to leave, he said to him, "Don't leave! Pay for this vase! You broke it!"
Ding Yi didn't expect this guy to be so shameless: "Were you blind just now? The vase was obviously broken by your subordinates!"
"No, it broke in your hand, I saw it with my own eyes."
The shop owner is determined to blackmail Ding Yi.
"Yes, you broke the vase and put it in my hands. If you don't lose money today, don't even think about leaving!"
The third child also hurriedly stood up and framed Ding Yi together.
Ding Yi sneered and said, "Are you trying to steal it?"
"I just robbed you today, and the third one closes the door and lets the dogs go!"
The shopkeeper gestured to the third child.
"Okay!"
The third child responded, and when he pressed the switch in his hand, the shutter door of the store quickly fell.
At the same time, the third child turned around and opened the back door, and a vicious dog rushed in immediately. When it saw Ding Yi, it roared and wanted to pounce on it, but the third child held him tightly.
"This vase costs 10 yuan! Otherwise, you wouldn't want to get out of this door today!"
said the shopkeeper sternly.
Seeing the posture of these two people today, Ding Yi knew that today would be difficult.
"It's only 10 yuan, not expensive!"
Ding Yi looked at the whole room and said with a smile, "How much are the things in your whole room worth? How about I wrap it up today?"
"What do you mean?"
The shopkeeper heard that Ding Yi had something to say.
"The system executes my unexpected plan, turning this vicious dog into a mad dog that bites its owner!"
After sending instructions to the system, he found that the vicious dog's situation had changed.
It was roaring at Ding Yi, but suddenly became quiet.
But its eyes became more fierce, and its head slowly turned to the third child who was holding him.
The third child was wondering why the dog stopped barking, so he looked down.
The dog tilted its head, pointed its teeth, and looked at itself with a fierce and strange look.
"I'm going, why are you staring at me like that?"
The third child was muttering, but the dog suddenly poked its head, opened its mouth, and bit the third child's balls hard.
"Wow!"
The third child screamed and fell to the ground.
The pain caused him to pull the vicious dog by its chain, trying to get its head out of his crotch.
He casually walked into an antique shop nearby, wanting to see if there were calligraphy, painting or vases with good quality, high value, and rich cultural connotations.
After all, Li Zhiyuan once called himself a "Confucian businessman", and he is indeed one of the few businessmen with cultural tastes.
Ding Yi walked into this antique shop, and found that it was decorated in an open style, with various vases on many display racks, and calligraphy and paintings of various celebrities hung on the walls.
Ding Yi quickly browsed through these things, and quickly frowned.
Because none of the things displayed in this store are real.
And it is obvious that some antiques are genuine and counterfeit. Fragments of their old antiques are glued together with new ceramics to form a real and fake antique.
If Ding Yi hadn't been endowed with god-level antique identification skills by the system, he might have been deceived too.
He shook his head and was about to walk out of the store, but was suddenly stopped by someone: "Brother, please stay!"
Ding Yi turned his head and saw a middle-aged man with a mustache walking out from the inside.
There was a sly look in his eyes, and a smirk formed on his face.
"Brother, don't go away, there is no one you like outside, but there are still good things behind me!"
While leaving Ding Yi behind, he said hello to the back: "Third brother, take out that Ming Dynasty blue-glazed vase we just received!"
"Okay!"
The person inside responded, and after a while, came out with a beautiful vase in both hands.
When Ding saw this vase, his eyes lit up.
This vase is made of white celadon glaze, and a landscape painting is painted on it. The texture is exquisite and the whole body is translucent. It seems to be signed by someone. It looks like a good thing.
"Third brother, please hold your palm!"
The shopkeeper motioned to the third child.
The third child immediately handed the vase to Ding Yi.
Ding Yi was about to pick it up, but he heard a ding from the system and gave a reminder: The shop owner and the third brother are teaming up to harm the host, please be careful.
He immediately understood the sinister intentions of the shopkeeper.
This vase is actually broken. It was glued with some difficulty and would break if touched.
The general antique transaction is to put the thing on the table intact first, and then the other party reaches out to pick it up.
This is to avoid damage to things, but not clear responsibility.
But obviously this shopkeeper is Keng Dingyi today, so he asked the third child to take this rotten thing and hand it over directly.
Fortunately, the system has now given itself a reminder.
Ding Yi smiled, and still reached out to take the vase fearlessly.
The third child and the shopkeeper saw Ding Yi stretching out his hand, with weird smiles on their faces.
They were all waiting for the vase to break in Ding Yi's hands.
But what shocked them was that Ding Yi easily held the vase in his hand, and after appreciating it over and over again for a long time, he said to the owner and the third child:
"This vase is made up. Half of it is a real antique, and the other piece is a new piece of porcelain. Boss, you are not authentic!"
After speaking, he handed the vase back.
The owner and the third child are now taken aback.
They were surprised not only because Ding Yi saw through this fake antique at a glance, but also how this thing that could break when touched was so strong in Ding Yi's hands.
What they didn't know was that when Ding Yi held the vase, he used Tai Chi's skill of holding a bird's hand.
What is a bird-holding hand?
This is also called the bird does not fly.
That is to use a kind of gentle force in the hand, so that the strength of the hand and the things in the hand can reach a state of balance. In this state, even sparrows cannot fly in the hand.
Because they can't find a point of focus at all.
In order to be able to hold the bird, one must have a very high level of Tai Chi soft power, so in the world now there are many deceptions and few real kung fu.
Dante Yi's kung fu is given by the system, and it is directly a top-level achievement.
So he easily resorted to catch the bird.
The shop owner was shocked to see that Ding Yi handed back the vase intact.
I have used this trick to trick countless people, and today is the first time I saw it being handed back intact.
They even thought that the third child had taken the wrong vase, and took it back suspiciously.
But after the vase returned to Lao San's hand, it cracked easily, and it was seen that it split into several petals in Lao San's hand.
Now it's embarrassing.
Seeing the inconceivable expressions of the owner and the third child, Ding Yi was so happy that his stomach ached, he jokingly said to them: "Hey, boss, is this vase made of tofu?"
Hearing Ding Yi's ridicule, the shopkeeper couldn't hold back anymore.
Seeing that Ding Yi was about to leave, he said to him, "Don't leave! Pay for this vase! You broke it!"
Ding Yi didn't expect this guy to be so shameless: "Were you blind just now? The vase was obviously broken by your subordinates!"
"No, it broke in your hand, I saw it with my own eyes."
The shop owner is determined to blackmail Ding Yi.
"Yes, you broke the vase and put it in my hands. If you don't lose money today, don't even think about leaving!"
The third child also hurriedly stood up and framed Ding Yi together.
Ding Yi sneered and said, "Are you trying to steal it?"
"I just robbed you today, and the third one closes the door and lets the dogs go!"
The shopkeeper gestured to the third child.
"Okay!"
The third child responded, and when he pressed the switch in his hand, the shutter door of the store quickly fell.
At the same time, the third child turned around and opened the back door, and a vicious dog rushed in immediately. When it saw Ding Yi, it roared and wanted to pounce on it, but the third child held him tightly.
"This vase costs 10 yuan! Otherwise, you wouldn't want to get out of this door today!"
said the shopkeeper sternly.
Seeing the posture of these two people today, Ding Yi knew that today would be difficult.
"It's only 10 yuan, not expensive!"
Ding Yi looked at the whole room and said with a smile, "How much are the things in your whole room worth? How about I wrap it up today?"
"What do you mean?"
The shopkeeper heard that Ding Yi had something to say.
"The system executes my unexpected plan, turning this vicious dog into a mad dog that bites its owner!"
After sending instructions to the system, he found that the vicious dog's situation had changed.
It was roaring at Ding Yi, but suddenly became quiet.
But its eyes became more fierce, and its head slowly turned to the third child who was holding him.
The third child was wondering why the dog stopped barking, so he looked down.
The dog tilted its head, pointed its teeth, and looked at itself with a fierce and strange look.
"I'm going, why are you staring at me like that?"
The third child was muttering, but the dog suddenly poked its head, opened its mouth, and bit the third child's balls hard.
"Wow!"
The third child screamed and fell to the ground.
The pain caused him to pull the vicious dog by its chain, trying to get its head out of his crotch.
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