A fake system fell from the sky

The beautiful instructor was pulled by someone's clothes, and this person was so close that the two of them were about to talk to each other. There was an indescribable strange feeling in my heart, so I quickly stabilized my mind and shouted: "Put it on!" Come on, why are you pulling my clothes?"

All the girls cast their gazes over, and some of them opened their mouths wide in surprise. This Zhang Dabao is too daring and reckless. In broad daylight, he actually pulled the clothes of the beautiful instructor. What the hell did he want to do? what?

"Instructor, can I reach the end, and I don't want to!"

Dabao yelled aggrievedly, now he just exposed his head by pulling downwards, and as soon as he spoke, stars flew all over the sky, and many of them landed on the face of the beautiful instructor.

"If you can't reach it, it's time to practice holding your breath, you go down for me."

She was almost mad by this guy. Thinking of the ignorant eyes cast by the girls, she felt uncomfortable even though her will was firm. She pressed him down hard with her right hand, and quickly wiped the drool on her face with her left hand. Erase it, you touch your aunt's clothes casually, if you touch a place that shouldn't be touched, kick your den upside down, if I don't clean you up today, I will write my name upside down.

System: "Master is suffocating, urgently turn on the internal circulation system, after turning it on, it's so cool!"

When Dabao was about to lose his breath, the system sounded, and then the symptoms of brain hypoxia disappeared, his heart was still beating, and his body was more comfortable than when he was breathing outside. It was really refreshing!

He knew that it was under the influence of Uncle Xiao Jin, but he didn't expect that he still needed to breathe. The system seemed to be reliable, since he was fine, he simply didn't struggle and just stayed in the water.

2 minutes, 3 minutes, 5 minutes later….

The beautiful instructor was confused. Based on her experience, Zhang Dabao definitely did not pass out due to lack of oxygen in his brain. Otherwise, there would have been bubbles in the water, and he had neither struggled out nor lack of oxygen. Could it be that this guy is a fish and breathes with his gills in the water? , she thought on a whim.

After 10 minutes, the beautiful instructor couldn't wait anymore, because her limit was this number, she pulled Dabao out, saw his expression, and was immediately happy, this guy actually fell asleep and enjoyed it very much look.

Who can bear this, the beautiful instructor grabbed Dabao's collar with his right hand and threw him onto the swimming pool platform, uttering a word, "Get lost!"

"boom!"

Dabao flew up, fell, lay heavily on the platform, turned over and "plopped" and fell into the water again.

The girls "giggled" and laughed coquettishly.

The beautiful instructor: "...you are so funny!"

......

"I hope that people in the world are free from disease, so why not put medicine on the shelf to make dust."

Dabao thrush Tian Kexin and the three of them glanced at the couplets of "Rende Hall" and walked in.

After Dabao's teasing, the beautiful instructor was no longer in the mood for training, and announced her disbandment early. Thrush got an appointment for this afternoon through her relationship yesterday, and happened to bring Dabao to see a doctor.

The real boss of "Rendetang" is Mr. Xue Rende, one of the four famous doctors in the capital. It was passed on to his son, but he couldn't stay sick for a lifetime after being seen by others, so he came to the clinic in the afternoon and only saw ten patients a day, but the appointment fee was not cheap.

Dabao is still happy in his heart, although these days are bitter and tiring, but there are beautiful women to accompany him, even when he sees a doctor, there are two beautiful women in the car to pick him up and drop him off, his heart is so beautiful!

As soon as you enter the room, you will be greeted by a scent of medicine, which is so unpleasant. This is the same as the fragrance of ink. The fragrance is just a metaphor. If you don’t believe me, buy a bottle of ink and smell it, it will definitely smoke people to death.

There were five or six elderly people in the lobby waiting to see a doctor. The pulse was taken by a middle-aged man in a white coat. He looked pretty good, and he was worthy of the audience.

Huamei walked over and said politely: "Doctor Xue, hello, is Mr. Xue there? My name is Huamei, I came by appointment yesterday."

Doctor Xue pointed to the inner hall, "The old man is inside, but there is no one there, let's go in."

"Thank you, Doctor Xue!"

Huamei thanked him, and led Dabao and Tian Kexin into the room. An old man with white hair and childlike face was sitting in the room. His face was very energetic, and he didn't look like he was 98 years old at all. He must be Mr. Xue.

"Go."

Thrush gave Dabao a push.

Dabao stepped forward and sat down, handing over his left hand.

Men left and women right, there is absolutely nothing wrong with going to the toilet!
Xue Lao looked at Dabao's face, then put his fingers on his veins and closed his eyes slightly.

After a while, he opened his mouth, and said in a full voice: "The pulse condition is slow, weak and weak. This is a symptom of dampness and coldness in the spleen and stomach, and deficiency of both the spleen and the kidney. In addition, the insufficiency of the congenital nature causes dampness and heat to bet, and the fire of the gate of life declines."

After listening, Huamei and Xia Yuqing covered their mouths and snickered. They were really hit by what the instructor said. This guy is not good at men, and he is not seriously ill!

Dabao is so sweaty, old man, what you said is right, but didn’t you see there are two girls behind me? You can’t let them go out. This is over, and the dignity of a man has been exposed by you. After living, go out and hang yourself in a while, the place has been chosen, it is under the crooked neck tree in front of your house.

Seeing Dabao lying on the table with his face covered, Huamei wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so he could only restrain himself and said, "Grandpa Xue, is this disease curable?"

Old Xue sighed, took a sip of tea and said, "This should be the cold poison brought out from the mother's womb. It has been more than 20 years. The cold poison has invaded the internal organs, and it is difficult to pull it out! It is difficult to pull it out with the usual name Fang Sini." It may take two years for the soup and the best medicinal materials to get rid of the cold poison, but the medicine is three-point poisonous, and the cold is not gone, and people are poisoned to death."

After hearing what Mr. Xue said, Dabao's heart is terribly cold. I am only 21 years old, and I still haven't enjoyed my good youth and good time. Is this a death sentence?Well, I'm going to kill myself for a while.

He got up and walked out, of course not walking fast.

Huamei grabbed him tightly, "I haven't finished my illness yet, where are you going?"

Dabao pretended to cry bitterly and said: "Grandpa Xue said that there is no cure, I should die early and reincarnate early. The crooked neck tree at the door has good geomantic omen, so I dug a hole there and buried myself."

"Come on, listen to me, no one will stop you if you want to die."

Xia Yuqing rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Grandpa Xue is China's first-class imperial doctor. As for your ailment, you can easily catch it. What he said is the usual famous prescription, and of course there are unusual ones, am I right? , Grandpa Xue."

Old Xue stroked his beard and laughed: "You girl, don't put a high hat on my old man, but I really have a strange recipe, you all have a look, it's up to you whether you need it or not."

As he spoke, he took out a thin thread-bound ancient book from the drawer, turned to the last page, and said solemnly: "This is a strange prescription Wudu Decoction invented by the great doctor Qihuang in the Song Dynasty. It has a miraculous effect, but I have never prescribed this prescription to anyone, it is too poisonous! The toxicity of a single dose of medicine can poison people to death."

Dabao and the two girls looked over.

Nima!

This prescription is too fierce!

Scorpion, centipede, bamboo leaf green (snake), toad, gecko and other dry bodies are the main medicine, [-]-year-old ginseng, [-]-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and [-]-year-old fleece-flower root are the auxiliary medicines. Take two doses of decoction daily for [-] days.