A fake system fell from the sky

Fulong Mountain.

Cannon Fodder League Headquarters.

Dabao brought Xiao Baoer here, and the little girl with pink makeup and jade decoration came here, and was immediately loved by everyone, even Lu Rover, who had a problem with Dabao, gave this little cutie all the dried fruits brought from home, Master Zhou of Emei was even more fond of her, and for the first time passed the Yuenu swordsmanship to her.

On the square, little Bao'er in red was holding a small wooden sword, and was gesticulating rigorously under Master Zhou's tireless teaching.

"The body is like a frightened bird piercing the willow, and the sword is like chasing the soul and never leaving the person. Winning or losing only takes half a hand, even a Yue girl will lose her soul."

Stepping on the snow to find plums, Xizi washing her face, Diao Chan worshiping the moon, and Yue Nv chasing her soul... Xiao Baoer, who has a good understanding, performed a series of sword moves.

Looking away from Little Bao'er, Dabao looked at Li Qingxi and chuckled: "Master, I haven't seen a master's move yet, so you can go up and compete with Mrs. Zhou to open everyone's eyes?"

"Go to you!"

Li Qingxi quickly shook his head: "Don't look at Zhou Shitai who usually holds a piece of Buddha dust. Her truly powerful weapon is the Emei thorn hidden on her body. The Emei thorn is famous for its viciousness. I don't want to be stabbed like a sieve."

"Master, I heard that Mrs. Zhou is now in the foundation-building stage. What is the foundation-building stage?"

Chen Ying asked with a smile on the side.

"That's a name for a monk, and it's actually a master of the master realm."

A hint of fascination appeared in Li Qingxi's eyes: "Cultivate hard, there is no limit to learning, the real masters are those who are above the master, such as the Realm Realm, the Earth Origin Realm, the Tian Yuan Realm, and even the Divine Origin Realm."

Dabao thought that his godmother Han Mei also mentioned these realms to him, and that Qing Emperor might be a master of Tianyuan realm, so he couldn't help asking: "Master, I want to invite two masters of Tianyuan realm to be bodyguards, how many do you think you need?" money?"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Li Qingxi, who had just taken a puff of a cigarette, was choked, and it took him a long time to look at Dabao angrily: "Those are all big men who can't see their heads and tails, will they be short of money? Don't look at them with worldly eyes, and , if you are lucky enough to meet them in the future, don't ask them to be bodyguards or anything like that, and be careful if they slap you to death."

"Hahaha!"

More than a dozen spectators around laughed loudly, what a treasure!It's too whimsical, and you want to hire a master at the Tianyuan realm to be your bodyguard, but even if you want to hire a master at the grandmaster realm, you won't be able to.

Being ridiculed by others, Dabao was laughing and joking, and Gao Yuqi's face was a little hot, this junior, he can't say anything, look, he was taken as a joke.

System: "Wow! These ants dare to be presumptuous, host, please let them know why the flowers are so red, and reward them with the magic skill of crying and wiping tears by five levels, and the time badge of five roses."

Little Greedy couldn't stand it anymore.

Dabao glanced at these people. He couldn’t beat anyone from the Tai Chi School, the Bagua School, or the Mantis School. The only person he could challenge was the Little Monk Tang Bao. It's good, I don't have to be an opponent, besides, bullying a little friend is to make everyone angry.

Whoa whoa whoa!
Dabao looked up to the sky and sighed, it turned out that I was the weakest one in the Secret Service!
"Xiao Tan, do you have any supernatural skills? The quick ones?"

System: "Hmm, our star field cultivates vitality, and the cultivation method is not suitable for the host. Besides, the host's aptitude is not good enough, so it's useless to give you the cheats."

Hearing what Xiao Tan said, Dabao's dream of being a martial arts master was completely shattered, and his heart was so cold.

But he did not give up, but silently came to a room where martial arts cheats were collected. There were five or six hundred hand-copied cheats on the bookshelf, some of which were donated by sects, and some were donated by the people to the country.

Dabao's eyes kept sweeping back and forth on the bookshelf, 72 road Tan legs, iron sand palms, one finger Zen, pass by!Three Emperors Pao Hammer, Siping Fist, Five Ancestor Fist, no interest!Chung step hammering, chaotic eight steps, three step frame, five step punching, eight step turning, digging legs, what rubbish?
Then look at weapons, Fenghuo stick, Qimei stick, big pole stick..., Wuhu gun, night battle gun, 31 storm flower gun..., plum blossom knife, snowflake knife, moon-holding knife..., Qiankun sword, serial ring Sword, Taiyi sword...

I rub it, it's a meeting with weapons!
Dabao was dazzled by reading it, and finally chose four cheat books "Xingyi Boxing Solution", "King Kong Immortality", "Shen Xing Tai Bao Zhi Xing Shu" and "72 Emei Thorns".

He came to the entrance of the hall, sat on the threshold and began to study. "Xingyi Quanjie" introduced the power-strengthening skills of various boxing methods of Xingyiquan. After seeing the content, I am even more speechless. The practice method is very simple, that is, people take a wooden board dipped in cold water and pump it on the body to make copper skin and iron bones. What a crime it must be! The practice method of "Shen Xing Tai Bao Zhi Xing Xing Shu" is to tie iron sand bags on the legs, and cooperate with the unique dantian breathing method to run long-distance every day.

"This can be practiced, it's a life-saving skill!"

Talking to himself, Dabao picked up the last book again. According to the book, the Emei thorn is about 30 centimeters long. When in use, hold one in each of the left and right hands, and put the ring on the middle fingers of both hands. When the fingers are clenched tightly, you can perform actions such as blocking, stabbing, piercing, picking, pushing, hinge, and buckle. When you open your hands, you can use the wrist The stirring force of the hand and the movement of the fingers make it make a quick palm-to-palm rotation in the hand to confuse the opponent, and at the same time cooperate with various steps, bodywork, footwork balance, jumping and other movements.

After reading the book in one go, he turned on his mobile phone and searched for the Emei thorn practice video, and saw the little girl in the picture dancing the Emei thorn. Practice, pick up girls and pick up girls!

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Dabao took the four books to the small study and planned to read them in detail when he got home.

At noon, Uncle Wang and Aunt Li knew that Dabao had brought a little cutie, so they specially cooked some special dishes, which filled the little guy's mouth with oil, and said it was so delicious.

Considering that he had to pick up Qin Yanran and other girls in the afternoon, after dinner, Dabao went down the mountain with Xiao Baoer in his arms.

At the foot of the mountain, he called Tian Kexin and found out that Tian Kexin was resting in the dormitory building. Since he came, of course he had to visit his former comrades-in-arms.

The girls’ dormitory is mysterious in the eyes of the boys. Dabao looked around after he came in. The space is very large, with four beds and snow-white bedding stacked like tofu cubes. In addition to the wardrobe, there are four tables with There are a few cute accessories and laptops, a few landscape paintings on the wall, seven or eight pots of flowers blooming on the balcony, and a few women's clothes hanging on the drying rack. The colorful underwear makes people imagine .