A fake system fell from the sky

The country roads are uneven, and the little electric donkeys are bouncing around.

On the way home, Dabao received a call from Gouzi: "Dabao, everything is done."

"Wait for me, I'll be home right away."

After hanging up the phone, Dabao squeezed the accelerator pedal of the e-Mule to the end, and galloped towards home in a "bouncing" manner.

When Dabao arrived at the foot of Daqing Mountain, the tractor driven by Gouzi was stopped by two forest firefighters and refused to let it in.

When people go to the grave, they buy a stack of papers and put them on the grave. Fortunately, you have pulled a full car. This is the rhythm of setting the whole Daqingshan on fire!

When Dabao came to the two, he handed cigarettes and said good things, and finally took out 2 yuan and handed it over, and the money finally cleared the way.

The tractor was halfway up the mountain because the road was too steep and couldn't move, so Dabao and Gouzi had to move the paper money to the place in bundles.

Gouzi took two bundles and went to burn paper money for Old Man Wang.

Dabao came to the tomb where his parents were buried together, knelt down, and after knocking his head three times, he said to himself: "Dad! Mom! My son is here to see you. I'm doing well now. You don't have to worry about me anymore." , Really! Take a look, has your Dabao grown taller? Has he become handsome..."

The breeze blows, playing a nursery rhyme.

"You said that you often think about it recently,

my little hands and feet,
When the little hands grow up,
Before I asked you for a hug,
When I was young, how many laughs I left on your back,
Are we acting like a baby again?
You can lift me high,
……. "

After a long time, until the dog came, Dabao wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, took out the lighter, lit the paper, and sprinkled the two bottles of wine he brought on it.

Slowly, the fire became bigger and bigger, drawing the surrounding dry grass.

The two rushed to put out the fire.

After 10 minutes, the eyebrows and hair of the disgraced two people were burnt before putting out the fire.

"Hahaha……!"

The hearty and crisp laughter of the two resounded in the forest.

In a blink of an eye, six days passed, and the school started construction. Dabao went to the supermarket in the east of the town to see a doctor for free after returning from his exercise in the morning, reminding people to eat less because of the cold poison of green fruits. Of course, not many people came.

At one o'clock, Gouzi ran over and said that Fatty Zhou invited him to a class reunion, and asked Dabao if he would go. Dabao remembered those classmates in middle school and nodded: "Go, why not go."

This time, the class reunion was held at the Yiren Bar in the county seat. The time was three o'clock in the afternoon. The AA system was adopted, and each person was [-]. If it was not enough, Fatty Zhou would pay for it.

Before three o'clock, a lot of men and women had gathered in the bar. The men were wearing suits and leather shoes, and the girls were in western style and fashion. They were all 22 or [-] years old.

“This bar is very tastefully decorated!”

A girl with a high ponytail and full of youthful spirit held her head high, stretched her jade arms and turned around in a circle.

Beside her, a beautiful girl with slender legs, phoenix eyes, and a versatile princess dress nodded in agreement: "Yes! Fatty Zhou chose a good place this time!"

An eye-catching girl in a stylish Chanel suit glanced at Cartier on her wrist, and frowned slightly: "It's only three o'clock when we're talking, and only a dozen or so people have come."

"Others must be living in despair, so I'm sorry to participate."

A handsome boy wearing Versace's famous brand smiled, his eyes fell on the fashionable girl's face, showing a hint of admiration.

At three o'clock, a fat man in the crowd raised his hands and shouted: "Everyone be quiet, listen to me, I have contacted 48 students in total, and the facts tell us that we have reached 25."

Many people in the crowd laughed.

The fat man continued: "Do you think we are going to the box or are we here?"

"Let's just stay here, not to mention how crowded the box is, and you won't have to wait for one person to fart."

A bold laughter came from far and near.

Everyone looked around, only to see two young people walking in together, one in black and one in white.

"Dabao! Dog!"

The fat man shouted: "Come here, I said Dabao, can you speak more politely, don't talk about farts, really, don't make progress in three years."

"I said Fatty Zhou, no matter what, I have studied three years longer than you. Talk about quality with me, right?"

Dabao joked that he didn't have many mischievous friends when he was in middle school, and Fatty Zhou was one of them.

"I'm stupid! It's not because of you."

Fatty Zhou laughed and scolded. When he was in middle school, he was often dragged by Dabao to skip classes. He either went to dig out bird eggs or go fishing by the small river. In addition, he had money in his family, so he was bewitched by Dabao to steal money from his family and go to the game hall to play. , Playing around and going to high school did not pass the exam.

"Your uncle, I haven't been admitted to university and I haven't settled with you yet!"

When he was in high school, Fatty Zhou opened a large game hall in the county. Dabao often skipped class to play games. Copying, whoever copied the college entrance examination, he handed in almost nothing.

"Whether you two are finished or not, everyone is waiting."

A fat tall girl quit.

"Squad leader!"

Dabao muttered silently, ran over with open arms.

Fatty Zhou thought that Dabao was going to give him a warm hug, and waited there with open arms. Who would have thought that this guy avoided him, and hugged the squad leader Zhou Jie, which made him dodge hard. Fortunately, the dog came to hug him in time, and the injured little heart was comforted.

"Hey, old squad leader, you're still so plump!"

Dabao remembers that when he was in school, he and Zhou Jie sat at the same table and sat in the last row of the class. Zhou Jie sat in the last row because of his tall stature, and Dabao because his scumbag teacher was too lazy to care about him. At that time, Zhou Jie was very precocious , fell in love with a boy in class two, and I heard that they lived together for a while, and Dabao was admitted to the county's No. [-] middle school, and I haven't seen her.

Zhou Jie didn't get annoyed or struggled, and let Dabao eat her tofu, and said with a smile, "I, I'm the mother of two children, can I not be plump!"

"Isn't the country family planning? No fines?"

Dabao said in surprise, but he didn't intend to let go of his hands. The chubby feeling was quite comfortable. At that time, Zhou Jie had the nickname of "little pig" because of his fatness, and now he really looks like hugging him.

"Can't twins?"

Zhou Jie still smiled as before.

Dabao's hug is comfortable, and some people are not happy about it.

"Hi! I said Dabao, how long are you going to hold my wife? Do you still have me in your eyes?"

Dabao knew who it was as soon as he heard the voice, let go of Zhou Jie, looked at the speaker, and said with a smile: "I said Cai Ming, it's okay, chase the squad leader to the bed, is your altitude enough to reach Mount Everest? "

Everyone roared with laughter!

Zhou Jie is close to 1.8 meters tall, and Cai Ming's altitude is only a little over 1.6 meters. The two don't look good together.

Later, Dabao learned from other classmates that Cai Ming had been secretly in love with Zhou Jie when he was in school, and he did not dislike Zhou Jie's past. Under his crazy pursuit, the two finally got together, and now they opened a franchise store in the county. , the business is good, and the couple are very loving.

Cai Ming was blushed and had a thick neck when Dabao said that he opened his mouth and didn't say a word. He was cowardly in school, and Zhou Jie was the most powerful in the class. Maybe he likes Zhou Jie because he wants to find a sense of security.