A fake system fell from the sky

At nine o'clock in the morning, the gate of Qingtong Town Middle School was full of people, and everyone was talking about it.

In the front row of the crowd were several leaders from the county party committee, the education bureau, and the town. To Dabao's surprise, Ding Xiang, the president of Wanjia Real Estate, came in person and was talking with those leaders.

Dabao didn't show up, but just mixed in the crowd and watched all this silently. He didn't want people in the town to know that the school was donated by him.

Following Ding Xiang's order, more than 30 large excavators drove into the campus, houses were uprooted, and the demolished bricks, stones and tiles were loaded into transport vehicles and taken away.

Only then did people know what was going on. It turned out that the school was about to be rebuilt. Speaking of which, the school was more than 40 years old, and it was time to tear it down and build a new school.

A deputy mayor yelled at the onlookers: "Are the residents on the east side of the school here? The school needs to be expanded, and the houses there must be demolished."

"Theoretically speaking, the houses there are illegal constructions, even if they don't pay a penny, they will be demolished, but Mr. Ding of Wanjia Real Estate will give each household 300 million yuan in compensation, and it belongs to someone. Go home and pack your things. Go to the town government at noon to collect the money."

300 million is a huge sum of money for any house in the town. The house price in the county town is more than 6000 per square meter, and it is only 60 to buy a one-hundred-square-meter house. The remaining more than 200 million is still blooming.

People who think of this look envious and jealous.

System: "Ding! In view of the improvement of the host's consciousness, a New Year's gift package is specially prepared, and the host can receive it at any time."

Dabao was ecstatic, flying to Hengfu!

Pointing to doing 1 push-ups to receive a big gift package is just a dream. You may not be able to do 1 after exercising for a year, but now is not the time to claim it.

Watching Dingxiang leave in Malasati, Dabao didn't go up to say hello, thinking that there are a lot of gossips in the countryside, and the family will build a villa in the future, he doesn't want the rumors that he is next to a rich woman to spread.

The crowd gradually dissipated, and Dabao strolled back home, and when he arrived in the small courtyard, he heard a burst of cursing from the next door.

The eldest brother and sister brought things to visit relatives, and the second elder in the small courtyard shook his head listening to the abuse from the next door.

When Dabao came to the wall and climbed up, he saw Mrs. Wang in a flowered shirt swearing at the top of her voice while letting her go outside. His daughter-in-law Xiaocui followed behind and kept persuading her: "Mom, stop scolding!" , isn’t it just a dead dog, how embarrassing it is for the neighbors to hear about it.”

Sister-in-law Wang didn't care about the pot, and when she came to the street, her voice became louder: "Who damn it, killed my dog, let my mother know, castrate him!"

"The grandson who killed my dog, come out if you have the guts, and I won't kill you alive."

There is no one who is so aggressive!
Dabao's ability to swear is taught by her.

Um!Looking at the big dead black dog on the ground, Dabao felt so familiar, and remembered, isn't this the one owned by his eunuch?

In a corner of the small courtyard, there was a big yellow dog tied to it. At this time, it was staring at Dabao with angry eyes, and kept pulling the iron chain vigorously. Dabao waved to it: "Hey! Big yellow, didn't you just make you dumb? , As for this, we don't have much hatred!"

Xiaocui tried hard to persuade her mother-in-law to no avail, and came back again, just in time to see Dabao riding on the wall, and glared at him angrily: "Damn Dabao, he is lying on the wall of my house again."

Dabao looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, he smiled and said: "Xiao Cui'er, this was lured to me by your mother-in-law, I didn't peep at you peeing."

Xiao Cui's face turned red immediately, and she went back to the house angrily. Last time, because of the urgency to urinate, she squatted in the yard when she left the house. It was a daughter-in-law who had just passed through the door, and she almost died of shame.

Mrs. Wang scolded the street all the time, and the one who scolded Ding Zang came back again.

Dabao smiled at her and said, "Sister-in-law, stop scolding, the culprit is on the wall."

Sister-in-law Wang looked at Dabao who was riding on the wall, and jumped three feet high angrily: "You little bastard, stay with my dog."

Dabao stretched out a finger to compare: "1000, it's enough for your family's dog money."

Mrs. Wang's eyes lit up first, and then she cried, "My Dahei died a miserable death!"

Dabao stretched out five fingers again: "5000!"

Mrs. Wang's eyes became brighter, but she cried even more sadly: "I have raised Dahei for five years, and seeing him die like this makes me sad!"

Dabao laughed at her poor acting skills: "1."

Mrs. Wang stopped crying now, and stared at Dabao in disbelief: "You have 1 yuan? And you really accompany me with 1 yuan?
It’s no wonder she didn’t believe it, most of the dog meat shop owners came to the town to collect dogs for 400 yuan a piece, plus Dabao’er is usually ignorant, so it’s good to be able to support herself. dollars.

Dabao chuckled, "It's more real than naive!"

"Are you fucking teasing my old lady?"

Sister-in-law Wang immediately became angry, she didn't understand the meaning of innocence, you are too naive!Even you are too stupid, innocence means stupid, if it is truer than stupid, then it is even more stupid.

Dabao saw that she opened her mouth and was about to pout again, so she hurriedly stopped her and said, "Sister-in-law, I will really accompany you for 1 yuan."

"Pay!"

Mrs. Wang came to the corner in a few steps, and stared at Dabao. If the other party didn't pay, she would have to drag the bastard down and repair him severely.

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, I will also buy your big yellow dog for 1 yuan."

Dabao is really greedy for dog meat, the big black dog has been dead for some time, the meat must not taste good, so he came up with the idea of ​​rhubarb.

Little stars lit up Mrs. Wang's eyes, and she stretched out her hand to urge, "Twenty thousand, hurry up and pay!"

"Sister-in-law Wang, don't worry!"

Dabao said slowly: "You help me kill the dog, put it in a big pot and cook it, and I will add another 1."

Mrs. Wang slowly withdrew her hand and stared at Dabao. She didn't believe that there was such a good thing in the world. A dog was given 1 yuan, and another [-] yuan was added when it was stewed. She suspected that Dabao must have other plans.

"Let me tell you, don't get my Xiao Cui's idea, be careful that I will castrate you."

"Sister-in-law, do you think I'm that kind of person? I don't like your little Cui'er if she has no breasts, butt or butt. If I want to hit you, I will hit you!"

Dabao looked at the expected figure of a young lady, so Mrs. Wang joked, don't tell me, Mrs. Wang was a well-known beauty in the town when she was young, and there were not a few people who wanted to get her ideas.

Mrs. Wang's chest heaved in anger, she jumped up suddenly, grabbed Dabao's ankle and pulled him off. In order to prevent him from falling to the ground and breaking, she caught him again in mid-air, and waited for him to be released. When he got to the ground, he grabbed his ear and turned around, "Little bastard, you dare to joke about my old lady, today I will let you know what sunset red is."

Zhang Yuanshan and Li Yue'e were startled when they heard that Dabao wanted to buy a dog for [-] yuan, when they saw him fall off the wall, they ran to the next door in fright, wanting to see if he was broken.

On this end, Dabao kept begging for mercy.

"Good sister-in-law, it hurts, it hurts, let go of my ears."

Sister-in-law Wang clung to his ears but didn't let go: "Tell me, is it because Da Huang is drugged to make you dumb?"

"Sister-in-law, that happened several years ago, why are you still pursuing it?"

Dabao felt the pain in his ears intensify, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I confess, it's me!"

A few years ago, he was rotten, and a big yellow dog was scalded dumb by a soup dumpling just out of the cage.