A fake system fell from the sky

The bright sunshine in the morning kicked off the day, and a loud wake-up call awakened the sleeping Dabao. He rubbed his eyes and sat up, feeling sore all over his body, and his buttocks were cold and hard. On the chair, I slept on it all night.

System: "Ding, the system's lottery draw function is enabled, may the host start the lottery draw?"

"lottery?"

Dabao was taken aback for a moment, and then he remembered to complete the system task and reward him with a free lottery draw every day.

"Start the lottery."

After the words fell, Dabao felt a big turntable appeared in his mind, and it was spinning rapidly. He stared at the big turntable and prayed silently, the sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, can you give me something good.

The turntable stops.

System: "Congratulations to the host, you have won three bottles of Wahaha mineral water, do you want to accept the prize now?"

"I, lead."

Dabao spit out these two words in disappointment, sure enough, there is no good product for free!
Looking at the three bottles of mineral water that appeared out of nowhere in his hand, Dabao was completely dumbfounded. If this was discovered by others, it would become a supernatural event. Is this a great shift in the universe?Five ghosts transport method?
System: "The host is asked to work hard to collect funny points and energy points."

Dabao opened a bottle of mineral water and drank a couple of sips, then asked suspiciously, "How should I collect energy values?"

System: "The so-called seven emotions refer to the seven emotions of joy, anger, worry, thought, sadness, fear, and shock. The six desires refer to the desires born of life, death, ears, eyes, mouth, and nose. The more emotions and desires The more intense the energy generated, the system will automatically collect it as long as it is within ten meters of the host."

Dabao Gulu Gulu finished drinking a bottle of water and nodded, "Well, I understand."

System: "Someone is here, please leave."

"No delivery!"

Dabao burst out laughing, you still say goodbye, you just stay in a place the size of my head, and you still have to say goodbye. "

The sound of "da da da" military leather boots hitting the floor sounded.

Someone really came, a total of three people, three young officers.

An officer walking in front saw Dabao's beard scratched and frowned, and said to the two behind him, "Why did you arrange people to spend the night here?"

The two behind him hesitated and said anxiously: "A few days ago, the higher-ups sent a team of guards of honor to us for training. The dormitory is full, so there is really no way."

"Okay, you go down."

The officer named Secretary Li looked at Dabao and wanted to laugh a little, and said to himself that he is really unlucky, if you don't come early or late, the dormitory is gone, so you come.

Thinking of this, he regained his seriousness, "Zhang Dabao, do you know what crime you committed?"

"I don't know." Dabao shook his head, seeing the young officer's heart beating wildly, he was not excited, but frightened.

Secretary Li said: "Stealing national treasures, destroying national treasures, according to the law, the minimum sentence is 30 years in prison."

"I, I, I..."

Dabao couldn't speak for a while, he felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, and he was blamed for the good deeds done by the system, and then thought of being locked up in a small dark room for 30 years, his heart shivered, his little face turned pale instantly, and his body trembled A little trembling.

Secretary Li saw Dabao's expression in his eyes, and knew that his words had an effect, and continued: "Now, there are only two paths in front of you, one is to wait for the trial of the law; the other is to join the Special Intelligence Bureau and serve the country , Contributing to crimes and meritorious deeds."

"I choose two."

Dabao blurted out without hesitation, since he can escape from prison.Of course he chose the second choice. If he was really locked up in a small dark room for 30 years, he might go crazy within a few years. "

Seeing that he had achieved his goal, Secretary Li showed a smug smile and clapped his hands. An orderly ran in from outside and gave a military salute to Secretary Li, "Hello, Secretary Li."

Secretary Li nodded slightly, pointed at Zhang Dabao and said, "This is Comrade Zhang Dabao. You take him to wash his face and change his clothes. After eating, take her to class."

"Yes."

The orderly gave another military salute.

After breakfast, Dabao was taken into a study room. The spacious and bright study room was almost full of seats.

Dabao swept his eyes, and his eyes instantly lit up like a 60-watt light bulb. There are about [-] female soldiers all in one color, and all of them are beautiful and delicious. The uniform camouflage uniform is very heroic.

The orderly went to the podium and talked to the middle-aged officer in his 50s, and it was Secretary Li's arrangement to back out.

The middle-aged instructor glanced at Dabao and said expressionlessly, "Find a seat and sit down."

The front row was already full of people, and Dabao walked towards the back row. When he got to the middle seat, a sweet-looking young girl waved to him, "Hi, come and sit here."

Dabao obediently sat down next to her. Although he was a little surprised by the beauty's invitation, he couldn't be more happy with it. What's in his heart!
The instructor on the podium said: "Hi everyone, my name is Wu Dapeng, and I will be teaching you for the next week. Now, please state your names so that everyone can communicate with each other in the first row. "

"My name is Tong Lei, from Jizhou." A girl on the left in the first row spoke first.

"My name is Liu Xiaoyu, from Jiangnan."

"My name is Zhang Qian, from the imperial capital."

"My name is…….

Dabao felt as if he had entered the kingdom of daughters. Hearing the yingyingyanyan around him, the scent of young girls came, his soul floated up, the beauty in his heart!

"Hey, nerd, it's your turn."

The girl who stopped Dabao just now poked him with her finger.

"Ah! Me? My name is a fool..."

Dabao, who was wandering in the sky, stood up quickly, and when he was nervous, he said something wrong.

"Giggle..."

There was a burst of delicate laughter, and many girls were trembling with laughter, while those who were a little more reserved covered their mouths and snickered.

System: "Increase the funny value by 60."

"No, my name is Zhang Dabao, from Qingtong Town, Yi County, Jiangzhou."

This time, he also realized that he had made a mistake in his anxious words, so he hurriedly made amends. After speaking, his face flushed and he was so ashamed that he couldn't bear it. This is so embarrassing.

System: "The host is doing well, just collect teaser points and energy points like this."

Dabao slightly closed his eyes and focused on the system panel.

Host Zhang Dabao.

Intelligence: 150
Stamina: 50
Power: 50
Mental Power: 10
Funny value: 120
Energy value: 8500
Skills: none

Cultivation method: God of War Immortal Body (No training, automatic activation when dying.)
Lottery function: to open.

System mall: 1000 funny value to open.

Is this energy value used to buy items in the system mall in the future?Mental Power Potion?Combat Power Potion...?
The attribute of a healthy person should be 100 points, and his combat power can be comparable to that of a strong man if he increases his combat power by 50 points. If he drinks more combat power potions, he can increase his combat power by 100 points and 1000 points. , then he is an ordinary person with 1000 million times combat power, my God!At that time, gods will block and kill gods, Buddhas will block and kill Buddhas, and I will be the only one in the world. I want to marry as many wives as I want, hahaha...

"Ding, add 60 to the funny value."

Dabao: "Please stop the system from beeping, it's really noisy!"

"Hey, idiot, sit down quickly, everyone is watching you."

The sweet girl tugged on Dabao's clothes and reminded him in a low voice.

But no, the girls in the entire study room, including the instructor, stared at Dabao who was giggling and drooling like a giant panda, wondering if this person is a little mentally handicapped, if not, they are all from China Kyushu Awakened with supernatural powers, such a stupid and stupid person can also enter the secret service?

Really drunk!