A fake system fell from the sky

The fireworks are gone, and the carnival is over.

The gang chat channel is very lively.

Everyone is talking about Fairy Xixi's little follower, is there an absolute local tyrant?

There are those who talk about it, there are those who admire it, there are those who admire it, and there are those who are sour and jealous.

Glass Ji: "I know who he is now. He is Fairy Xixi's husband, Dabao Laiye. He changed into a scumbag and killed me the day before yesterday (angry)."

Riding a pig on the highway: "I was brutally murdered when I was fishing in the West Lake (tears ran)."

The next moment, many people came out to denounce this murderous maniac.

Fairy Xixi went offline in seconds.

The belle's apartment took the lead: "Hehe!"

Su Xiaoxiao: "...."

Bird Bar.

One thousand push-ups takes 2400 seconds.

Dabao was lying on the ground panting and motionless. This time, he still performed supernormally. Thanks to the three-month devil training and the three-fold improvement in physical fitness, it is true that you don’t know how big you are if you don’t force yourself. potential.

"I am looking up, on the moon, how many dreams are flying freely..."

The phone on the bed rang.

Dabao struggled to get up, went to the bedside and picked up his mobile phone, and saw that it was Xiao Meimei calling again.

"Hi, Xiaoxiao, what's the matter?"

A pleasant voice came over: "I said big local tyrant, how is the blind date?"

Dabao smiled and said, "What kind of local tyrant am I? People despised me for being ugly and kicked me off."

"Giggle...!"

Su Xiaoxiao leaned back and forth with a smile: "Even if you have self-knowledge, you wouldn't use money to knock her out?"

Dabao pretended to be frustrated and said: "My account was stolen, woohoo, I'm bankrupt."

Su Xiaoxiao was full of disbelief: "Is it true?"

"It's better than real gold. I managed to earn two small goals. I just checked out and found that the account balance was insufficient."

Dabao continued to talk nonsense, thinking that Su Xiaoxiao must know how much money was spent on his account by playing his account, so he decided to tease this little girl.

"Ah~!"

Su Xiaoxiao was obviously taken aback: "Then whether you need help or not, our family is still in the imperial capital."

Dabao didn't expect this little girl to be quite enthusiastic, but these were all his nonsense, and he didn't dare to let Su Xiaoxiao mix it up, so he hurriedly said: "I just called the police, and the police uncle will take care of it, thank you!"

Su Xiaoxiao: "Okay then, I hope the police uncle will find your little target back."

Dabao: "Hang up, I want to cry for a while."

"Xiaoxiao, it's time to sleep."

Just when Su Xiaoxiao wanted to comfort him, a beautiful woman came in after taking a shower. She had no choice but to put down her phone, stand up, walk to the bedside and stretch out her hands, coquettishly: "Mom, carry me over!"

"How old are you, and you still have a childish temper?"

The beautiful woman walked to the bed with a smile, then turned around and bent slightly, Su Xiaoxiao lay on her back and hugged her mother's neck.

The beautiful woman walked towards her bedroom warmly carrying her daughter on her back.

The sound insulation effect of the box in the Bird Bar is not good, and the sound of "Ai Ya Ai Ya" disturbed Dabao, so he simply used a time badge to go to the artifact space to be clean and clean.

It can be said that the artifact space is changing with each passing day, and earth-shaking changes are taking place every moment.

Dabao: "Master Xiaojin, is there any credit for this?"

System: "The host has done a great job!"

Dabao: "New Year's gift bag! I want a New Year's gift bag!"

System: "As long as the host completes the task, a gift bag can be given to you."

Dabao thought about it. There is still a week before the Chinese New Year. In seven days, he can exercise until his body can do 1 push-ups. Forget it, why don't you go to the imperial capital to start a career.

"Where's Little Greedy?"

Dabao asked the system, he wanted to find a caring little padded jacket to find a way.

Dabao’s eyes darkened, and the next moment he came to the system mall. What surprised him was that the layout of this mall was exactly the same as that of Xintiandi mall, and Xiao Tan was having a great time playing in the children’s playground. Seeing the little guy having so much fun by himself , Dabao didn't want to disturb him, and returned to Shangguan Mansion with the help of the system, and then went to the alchemy hall.

In the memory of Shangguantian obtained by Dabao, the alchemy hall has a pivotal position in Shangguan's mansion, and warriors need the assistance of pills to break through the bottleneck.

An old man with a childlike face and white hair sits on the master chair of the Alchemy Pavilion, sipping tea leisurely, wearing not the long robes and mantles that Dabao imagined, but a set of neat black suits, which are from the world famous brand Weston, okay? , which is very systematic.

Dabao recognized this old man. He was Situ Kong, the third elder of the Alchemy Pavilion. According to his seniority, Shangguan Tian had to honor him as the third grandpa, so Dabao came in and shouted: "Hello, third grandpa."

"Little God, what brought you here today?"

Situkong smiled and stroked his long beard with a serene expression, not even the slightest surprise at Dabao's arrival.

"Third Grandpa, my waist is sore these days, my legs are sore, and I still struggle to climb the stairs. Is there any elixir like Shiquan Dabu Wan here?"

Dabao is running the train with his mouth full. His purpose of coming here is really to find pills to eat. With Shangguantian's small body, it is estimated that he will be tired after fifty push-ups. His goal is 1. Shangguantian's body did 1 push-ups, and he could only do 1 after he went out, but his soul subconsciously told him that he had already done [-] push-ups, which was a huge boost to his confidence.

Situkong didn't get up, he just pointed to the shelf where the elixir was stored: "The jade bottle on the first floor is written with quenching body elixir, this is a first-grade elixir, it can strengthen your body after eating One, one a day."

Dabao walked over and saw a total of six shelves with various pills on them. He took a bottle of Quenching Pill from the first floor and put it in his pocket, looked at the shelf again, and asked casually: "Three Grandpa, is there any pill that can instantly increase your strength?"

Situ Kong was not bothered, and continued to introduce: "The third layer, the third-grade elixir, the burning blood elixir, taking one can double the strength of the warrior in a short period of time, and once the effect of the medicine wears off, you will be unconscious for a day."

Dabao felt that this was also useful, so he put another bottle in his pocket, and then left.

Back in his study, he took out a body quenching pill from the jade bottle, it looked as black as a sheep dung egg, swallowed the pill in one gulp, immediately a hot current rose from the dantian, and then flowed to the limbs and bones , he suddenly felt a bit stronger, but it was far from his expected effect, so he simply swallowed the remaining nine pills. After the effect of the medicine took effect, he felt that his body was still not strong enough. He also swallowed all the burning blood pills in a jade bottle.

Soon, he felt that the blood in his whole body was boiling, and his body was filled with explosive power, the power of which was definitely not less than twenty times stronger than his body.

over!

When will you wait if you don't do push-ups at this time?
One two three four five six seven, seven six five four three two one.

I go!

The effect of the medicine is still increasing, and Dabao, who is dizzy, can't count!
"Bang bang bang bang...!"

Finally, the effect of the medicine reached its peak, his body was like a deflated ball, blood arrows spewed out from all parts of his body, and Dabao rolled all over the ground in pain.

"Master Xiaojin, help me!"

System: "Hehe!"