A fake system fell from the sky

At the foot of a mountain with beautiful mountains, clear waters, singing birds and fragrant flowers, Dabao came here somehow, and a few steps away is a pool, where the mist surrounds Yingge and swallows, and two beautiful women are playing in the water.

Dabao looked dumbfounded, what kind of place is this?how can i be here

"Idiot, come down!" A woman "giggled" and waved to him with her snow-white jade arms.

Dabao was dumbfounded and remained motionless.

"Fool!"

Two graceful jade-bodied hibiscus came out of the water and walked towards Dabao.

......

"Boss, boss! Wake up."

Hearing the call, Dabao slowly opened his eyes, looked at Dai Xiaojun and complained, "What's the name of the ghost?"

I was dreaming of a sweet dream of the Goddess of the Xiangwanghui, but it was interrupted by this guy. Is it easy for me to have a good dream?
"Boss, everyone is leaving!"

Dai Xiaojun's gloomy face makes you do bad things at night, so you can't sleep well, but daydreaming is quite sweet.

Dabao looked around, no!Everyone is gone!Only Dai Xiaojun and his brothers and sisters were left.

He got up and said, "Let's go too."

Taking a step forward, his crotch was sticky, and he felt uncomfortable, so he couldn't help complaining about Xiao Baolai, spitting for nothing.

Gao Yuqi joked with a smile: "Junior brother! If you practice like this, you won't be able to master Xingyiquan in ten years."

"If you don't have a door, you can't go through the window." Dabao laughed and said, "There is only one door, but there are many windows."

Gao Yuqi thought that this was really the case, he laughed and said, "It really makes sense!"

Chen Ying and Xu Yuan covered their mouths and snickered, what's the point?More or less fallacious.

Dabao looked at Dai Yijun: "How do you feel? Is it hard?"

Dai Xiaojun said: "It feels good."

He is immersed in the dream of becoming a martial arts master, full of excitement.

Da Bao'er nodded slightly, it seemed that he was doing the right thing, it was better than Dai Xiaojun doing nothing for a day, maybe this guy could really make some contribution to the country.

Saying goodbye to the brothers and sisters, the two took a taxi and returned home.

Da Baoer ran to the bathroom and changed into a pair of underwear, then went to the bedroom and unplugged the charged mobile phone, and found that there were three missed calls, all of which were from Tian Kexin, and hurriedly called with a look of surprise.

When the phone was connected, a sweet voice rang in my ears: "Is that you, Dabao?"

Although it wasn't long since we were separated from them, Dabao felt as if he had passed away, and said excitedly, "Sister Kexin, have you all returned yet?"

"Come back!" Tian Ke said angrily, "I didn't answer your three calls, what? Your wings are stiff, I look down on my sister!"

"What? The fart is back!" Dabao laughed and said, "Why didn't I smell it? Is it fragrant or stinky?"

Tian Ke, who was driving, was so angry that he almost didn't go into the ditch, and shouted: "Zhang Dabao, you are limited to 10 minutes to reach Alibaba BBQ on Xinfeng Road. If you don't make it, you will be at your own risk!"

Tong Lei, who was sitting in the back seat, said with a smile: "Keep in mind, you can beat Zhang Dabao when you argue!"

Tian Kexin said viciously: "Let's see how I deal with him later."

Dabao put down his phone, with a happy smile on his face, "It's good to be back!"

Dai Xiaojun said: "Boss, who is it? Your girlfriend?"

"You guessed right, it's a woman, my friend, or girlfriend for short." Dabao smiled, "And there's more than one."

Dai Xiaojun complained, "Then I'm a man, so I'll call it your boyfriend for short."

"There's so much nonsense, hurry up and go eat barbecue!" Dabao walked out first, he couldn't wait to meet these former comrades-in-arms!

In winter, people pay attention to eating hot pot, which is warm, but there are not a few people who eat barbecue.

There were a lot of people coming and going in Alibaba, and because he received a call from Tian Kexin on the way, Dabao went straight to the No. [-] private room.

At this time, the door of the No. [-] private room was closed tightly. Dabao stood at the door and heard the silence inside. The corner of his mouth smiled slightly, there was an ambush!He looked at Dai Xiaojun, who was following Shahehe, and lowered his voice, "Go to No. [-] to see if anyone is there. I'll go to No. [-] to check. I didn't hear clearly which private room it was on the phone."

Dai Xiaojun pushed the door and walked in without saying a word, so it was a tragedy.

A group of girls swarmed up and beat him violently. Tian Kexin heard that the screaming was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Stop! Sisters, stop! He is not Dabao."

"Sister Kexin, Tong Lei, Tan Xiaohong, Zeng Liying, you are all back!" Dabao stood at the door with a smile, looking at more than a dozen girls and was very excited.

Dai Xiaojun got up from the ground and looked at Dabao with a complaining face, like a wounded little daughter-in-law. He realized that he was cheated by the boss.

Tian Kexin stared at Dabao, and said fiercely: "Don't think that you can escape by doing this, sisters, hit me!"

The girls cheered and surrounded him, laughing and punching Dabao.

Tian Kexin looked at the unlucky guy who entered first, "Are you Dabao's friend?"

Dai Xiaojun was taken aback for a moment, thinking that this chick is so beautiful, he nodded involuntarily: "Yes, yes!"

"Yes, it's good, I didn't hit the wrong person." Tian Kexin's mouth curled into a smirk, "If you are a friend, you should share the difficulties."

When the word "Dang" fell, he kicked Dai Xiaojun towards Dabao with a kick, and said with a "giggle" smile, "Sisters, there is another one."

After 3 minutes, the girls let them go and let the two fellow sufferers stand up with bruised noses and swollen faces.

"You don't have to be so cruel!" Dabao looked at the smiling girls with a grievance on his face.

Dai Xiaojun hid behind him, he didn't dare to fart, this is a bunch of tigress, you can't afford to mess with them!

Tian Kexin raised her small fist: "If you don't treat the guests today, the ruthless methods are yet to come."

"Okay, all aunts and grandmas, please, I can't please!" Dabao thought about the tens of thousands of yuan left in his card, which is more than enough for a barbecue, and agreed happily. When he thought of money, his heart, liver and lungs hurt like hell , Mr. Xiao Jin, I give you a lung!
Eleven girls, including Dabao and Dai Xiaojun, made a total of thirteen people. It was a bit crowded around a table, but there were girls all around him. Dabao smelled the faint smell of makeup and powder, and wished he could squeeze a little more.

Squeeze is healthier!

Looking at more than a dozen young and beautiful girls with different styles, Dai Xiaojun was confused, where did these girls come from, each one was prettier than the other.

You must know that these people come from all over China, and they can awaken their abilities, which means that their genes are good enough, and of course their appearance is outstanding.

Dabao took the menu, ordered [-] skewers like grilled lamb kebabs, roasted beef jerky, and grilled chicken wings. Looking down, he found that there were also roasted sparrows. Good stuff, delicious and kidney-replenishing, much better than lamb kidneys , this must be clicked.

After ordering, Dabao calculated, mutton skewers cost 3 yuan, beef jerky 15, chicken wings 15, sparrow jerky 20... 7000 skewers cost more than [-] yuan. This is the most expensive barbecue he has ever had!

As for the wine, the draft beer he ordered, the freshly brewed draft beer is warm and tastes good, it is just right to drink in winter!