A fake system fell from the sky

No matter how hard and tiring life is, you have to face it with a smile.

"Look at how promising you are!" Dabao smiled bitterly. This smile is not ordinary bitterness, it is really bitter!
"Then what are we going to do?" Dai Xiaojun was a little suspicious that the boss had something wrong!How could he not be suspicious when he heard that the beauty was still looking listless?
Dabao smiled mysteriously: "Let's go find the chicken."

"Ou~, Boss is thinking about that!" Dai Xiaojun showed a wretched smile, that's right, what's the point of just looking at it, it's quite uncomfortable to hold back, it's not as refreshing as fighting with real swords and guns!
Seeing this guy's expression, Dabao knew that he was not a good bird, but the next thing, hehe!
The two left as soon as they said they would, and took a taxi to their destination.

The taxi stopped at the gate of the Special Intelligence Bureau, and Dabao got off first, followed by Dai Xiaojun, who was still holding a plaque in his hand with the words "Cannon Fodder Meng".

"Boss, what place is this?" Dai Xiaojun looked at the two guards with live ammunition at the door in a daze, didn't he look for the lady?How did you come to such a place?In his mind, the two of them should go to a place like a bathing center.

Dabao whispered: "This is a mysterious place, don't ask too many questions, just follow me."

Showing his pass, Dabao led Dai Xiaojun straight to Fulong Mountain.

After passing the training ground, Dai Xiaojun found that many people were shooting targets there, and there were gunshots everywhere. He was so scared that he didn't dare to breathe, and his calves were shaking.

When he reached the foot of the mountain, Dai Xiaojun saw that there was no one around, and couldn't help but said, "Boss, you can tell me now."

Dabao had a smirk on his face: "Didn't I tell you everything, we come here to look for chickens, it's on the mountainside, you can see it when you get there, let's go."

Dai Xiaojun didn't ask any more questions, but he had a question in his heart, "Is there any mysterious club on the mountain?"

There was silence in the middle of Fulong Mountain. The two stopped at the door of an antique building. Dabao found a stool, climbed it, took out two inch-long nails from his pocket, and fixed them on the door with stones. He took the plaque in his hand and hung it up, then jumped off the stool, looked up at the three big characters of "Cannon Fodder Meng" and nodded slightly, very satisfied, it's done!
Then Dabao led Dai Xiaojun to the right side of the building, pointed with his hand, "Look, the chicken is here."

Without his reminding, Dai Xiaojun also saw it, damn, what a big chicken coop, there are hundreds of roosters and hens inside, the boss is right, he is really looking for chickens!

Dabao stared at the chickens, and took out a wallpaper knife from his pocket, his eyes were full of murderous intent, "I'm sorry, little chickens, I hope you will stop being chickens in your next life."

Hearing such domineering and connotative words, Dai Xiaojun stumbled to the ground: "I'm convinced of you!"

Next, in the chicken coop, there was a burst of roosters flying and hens jumping.

A bright blade flashed, a splash of blood splashed, the chicken head fell to the ground, instant kill!

"Boss, I caught another one." Dai Xiaojun, covered in chicken feathers, ran out of the chicken coop, holding a half-grown chick in his hand.

Dabao looked at it, and said dissatisfied: "Why do you always pick the chickens, let them grow again, and pick the big ones."

"The big ones are too fine to catch." Dai Xiaojun spread his hands helplessly, "Boss, look at my clothes!"

"I'll pay you all when I finish the work." Dabao said indifferently, "Hurry up and cook chicken and mushrooms for lunch."

after an hour.

Dabao looked at the results, 17!
This speed is not good!
In order to complete the task within the specified time, Dabao had to go into battle in person.

A chicken is an animal that is really difficult to catch alone. It has legs and wings and runs very fast. Some big roosters are quite powerful and annoying!Dai Xiaojun was beaten twice, he was so frightened that he only dared to pick the young ones.

The two soldiers divided into two groups, surrounded by curves, and drove all the chickens to a corner, and then a hungry tiger pounced on the food, and there were at least four or five chickens under him.

After wiping the neck of the caught chicken, the same trick was repeated, and the speed of killing the chicken was very fast.

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task, the reward has been issued."

Dabao breathed a sigh of relief, although the reward was small, the penalty for failure was too much for him to bear.

After a short rest, the two carried the chicken to the kitchen. The first time was two people, and then Dai Xiaojun slowly tossed about.

The stunned Uncle Wang and Aunt Li quickly came to their senses and began to boil water to remove the chicken feathers.

Looking at the half-grown chicken on the ground, Wang Dexing felt distressed and said, "Dabao, you only picked the chickens to kill?"

"There are big ones!" Dabao smiled embarrassedly, "There are not many, but the chickens are tender and slippery!"

Wang Dexing knows that he likes to eat meat, it's just a few chickens, let's keep it small, so I don't need to talk too much.

As more and more chickens were piled up on the ground, Wang Dexing couldn't calm down, and couldn't help but said: "Dabao, killing so many chickens, I can't finish a meal!"

Dabao scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "Uncle Wang, look, I am so happy to see you and my Aunt Li grow up together forever! So I killed a hundred of them and took an auspicious number."

This reason is so powerful!

Wang Dexing: "...."

Aunt Li smiled kindly: "If you can't finish eating, put it in the freezer, it won't be wasted anyway."

"Then let's have a whole chicken feast today." Wang Dexing also figured it out, the chickens are all killed, so let's eat as soon as possible. Anyway, there are so many people here, it is estimated that they can eat them all in a few days.

Dabao rolled up his arms and sleeves: "I'll help!"

At two o'clock in the afternoon, there are eight dining tables.

Braised chicken feet, coke chicken wings, saliva chicken, boiled chicken, Daokou roast chicken, crispy salt chicken, pepper chicken, stewed chicken with small mushrooms...

Warriors consume a lot of energy in a day, and they still prefer to see so many chickens, and they are full of praise after eating them.

It was still Dabao's original table, but there was one more person. They heard that they were Dabao's friends, and they all greeted Dai Xiaojun warmly.

Dai Xiaojun looked at these people, and listened to the introduction of Taijimen, Baguamen, Xingyimen, they are all masters!This place is simply a gathering of heroes and sects holding meetings.

After eating chicken, Dabao said hello to Li Qingxi, and led Dai Xiaojun to find Luo Yi, wanting to get him a pass and let him learn Xingyi Quan with his master here. No one would think that the younger brother is a weak chicken, right?
As soon as he entered the office, Luo Yi looked at Dabao and joked, "Isn't it cool to kill a chicken?"

Dabao hurried over to offer a cigarette, took out the lighter and lit it for Luo Yi, and said with a flattering smile, "Hey, it's just to practice sword skills."

"Wallpaper knife technique?" Luo Yi laughed loudly, "Tell me, what are you looking for? You won't come to my place if you have nothing to do."

"This is my friend Dai Xiaojun." Dabao said awe-inspiringly, "As a Chinese man, he should shed blood and sweat for the country, so I absorbed him in."

"What ability does he have?" Luo Yi glanced at Dai Xiaojun and said expressionlessly, "Not everyone can come in here."

There is a fart ability, does it count as fake?Dabao didn't know how many brushes Dai Xiaojun had, so he said with a sneer, "I'm very obedient, so it doesn't matter if you hit him or not?"

"Nonsense, how do you want me to explain to the higher-ups." Luo Yi knocked on the table dissatisfied, "There is no need to talk about this!"

"Boss, forget it." Dai Xiaojun tugged at Dabao's arm, although he was excited to join this kind of mysterious department, but he knew that he was a scum, and what would people want him for.