A fake system fell from the sky

"I am electricity I am light I am the only myth,
I only love you You are my super star,

I dominate your worship no better way,
I can only love you, you are my super star,

The hand is not a hand, but a gentle universe, your little planet is in my hand... "

Humming "super star" by the young and beautiful girl group SHE, Dabao walked up the mountain with a golden brick in his arms, feeling refreshed to complete the task.

A girl in white clothes was practicing in the forest, and she frowned when she heard the singing of ghosts and wolves. I don't blame you for tampering with the lyrics, but disturbing my practice with such an ugly tone, uncles and aunts can bear it, and this girl can't bear it.

"Zhang... Da... Bao, return... my... life...."

Dabao was stepping on the beat with his calves trembling, and accompanied by the intermittent sound of dying, a white shadow floated around two meters in front of him, like a ghost.

Dabao violently raised the gold brick and slapped it, followed by a flash of the figure, and punched out.

Bai Ying easily dodged the falling gold bricks but could not dodge the punch that followed, and took four or five steps back before stabilizing his footing.

Only then did Dabao see clearly the person who was pretending to be a ghost to scare him, but he didn't expect it to be a small and exquisite girl.

"Zhang Dabao! You want to smash me to death!" The girl clutched her stomach and glared at Dabao angrily.

"Who are you?" Dabao didn't explain, but asked, he had never seen the girl in front of him, how could he know himself?
"The king of farts is famous far and wide, everyone here doesn't know you." The girl gave him a blank look. Her name is Ying Jiu, and the reason why she knew Dabao was because she had been following him these days.

Dabao: "..."

"How did you hit me?" Ying Jiu wondered. With her body skills, it is impossible for a top-notch expert to see her real body. By mistake?

"You are avoiding the neutral position of the gold brick, and your figure changes from slow to fast. There is an acceleration time of [-] seconds in the middle. If I had a gun in my hand, you would have died long ago." Dabao explained, "Besides, I only spent three minutes Strength, who would have thought that your strength is so weak."

"You..." Ying Jiu was so angry that she couldn't speak. The main thing they cultivated in the film group was body skills, and martial strength was really not worth mentioning, but Dabao could see the flaws in her body skills, and her insight was really amazing. !
"Old Jiu, look what I caught, a little white rabbit!" Another girl in white came up to the two of them, Zhao Yingjiu shook the struggling little white rabbit in her hand, and said with a cheerful smile, "Let's go! Let's go! Let's go back and feed it."

"I'll deal with you again when I have a chance." Ying Jiu glared at Dabao, then unleashed her movements and floated away with the girl.

Unexpectedly being ignored, Dabao, whose self-esteem was hit, looked at the direction in which the two girls were leaving and shouted loudly, "Let go of that rabbit and let me come (braised in soy sauce)."

Practice three-nine in winter and dormant in summer.

Halfway up the mountain, one person danced a sword, two people sparred, and three people yelled. It was quite lively!

A person who practiced diamond iron bridge actually put a big stone on his stomach. With breathing, the stone floated up and down. Dabao saw it and said, yell!This is not a Land Rover!This is how the toad kung fu was practiced, the toad turned over the white-topped stones, haha!

Coming to the side of two young people practicing Taiji push hands, Dabao said: Brother Song and Brother Li, why didn't you go to the ground today?

Song Wenjie rolled his eyes, look at what you said, work in the field or fight in the field?Impatiently said: "I heard that those bronze wares are national treasures, and the people from the Bureau of Cultural Relics are here again, trying to find a way to take them away."

"I'll go, what are you holding? It's golden." Li Xuecheng screamed strangely when he saw the big yellow brick in his arms.

"The Cheats of the Local Tyrant's Golden Magic Technique!" Dabao said.

Standing up the gold brick, the handwriting on it was directed at him, "Look at how domineering the name is!"

"Crying Heaven and Wiping Tears Magical Art." Li Xuecheng finished reading every word, and looked at Dabao with doubts. In his cognition, magical arts only existed in martial arts dramas, such as Zixia Magical Art, Wedding Dress Magical Art, and If you want to practice magical skills, you must first obtain evil skills such as the sunflower book and the evil sword manual from the palace. In reality, although there are thousands of exercises from various sects, none of them can bear the name of magical skills. What is magical skills?Invincible skills that can be achieved quickly do not exist in reality.

Dabao laughed and said, "Do you want to practice? I'm very generous, let's share good things together!"

"Show us the contents!" Song Wenjie, who was on the sidelines, was aroused by his curiosity, and urged him. If he really has some internal skills, he would like to practice them. After all, the methods of breathing and exhaling in the martial arts are not passed down. The secret, their Tai Chi Sect doesn't have it at all.

Not losing their appetite, Dabao turned to the first page, "Look, don't drop your jaw in shock."

When the two of them saw the picture above, they held onto the root grass in their hearts. What the hell was this a prank made by a funny guy, crying standing up, crying lying down, crying while crawling...

"You'd better keep it for yourself." Song Wenjie suppressed a smile, he really wanted to see how this guy practiced this funny magic skill.

Dabao closed the golden book, bid farewell to them and walked towards Luo Yi's office. If he didn't come for a few days, he had to punch in. It would be bad if he was recorded as absent from work and deducted wages.

Luo Yi was sipping tea leisurely, when he heard the door being pushed open, he saw Zhang Dabao, and said speechlessly, "Can you knock on the door first when you come in? What is in your arms?"

"Hey, gold brick!" Dabao walked to the desk with a smile and put the gold brick on it, "I'm not a filial piety, see if you can give me an official job, don't be too big, deputy director Just do it."

Luo Yi didn't expect that Zhang Dabao was still an official fan, but he had no right to accept his fate, even if he had, he wouldn't do it for this little official. How can an official's appointment be a joke? He tried to pick up the gold bricks on the table to have a look , but he couldn't move it at all, so he could only stand up in the end, sinking into his dantian, exerting force with both arms, but to his surprise, he still couldn't move it, I rub it, it's really a golden brick!
No way, Luo Yi could only sit down again, looked at Dabao and said, "No one here can have an official title. You came to the wrong place to be an official."

"Why?" Dabao asked puzzled, "Isn't this under the control of the Special Intelligence Bureau?"

"Because people who come here don't want to be bound by rules and regulations. They choose the latter between being an official and being free." Luo Yi took out a cigarette and threw it to Dabao, and continued, "If you want to be an official, you can find Secretary Li will go to the combat department, and after a few years of making some contributions, it will not be a problem to be a petty official."

I went, for a long time here is like the urban management brigade under the public security organ, there is hard work but no credit, the existence of cannon fodder, wanting to understand these, Dabao smoked a cigarette in his mouth, picked up the bricks and left.

Seeing that Dabao was about to leave, Luo Yi joked, "Hey! Didn't the gold bricks be given to me?"

"That's right!" Dabao didn't reply, "The gold bricks are finished for you, I will keep my thoughts and take away my things."

"Fuck you, sir." Luo Yi cursed with a smile, even if the other party really gave it to him, he would not dare to accept such an expensive gift.