The country is unparalleled, I have achieved hundreds of millions

Several referees heard this request for the first time, and after discussing it together, the chief referee Huang Wenlin stood up and expressed his opinion.

"Liu Shui Qu Shang, drinking wine and composing poems. This is a kind of romance. We agree to your application. However, you can get slightly drunk, but you can't get drunk."

"Don't worry," Yun Yongan straightened his back proudly, "I'm never drunk."

Then, Yun Yongan stood on the high platform, glanced coldly across the crowd, and found the player from the Sakura Kingdom who reported him.

With a stride, he grabbed his collar and "invited" him back to the stage.

"You, what are you doing, let me go!"

The short Sakura country player struggled desperately, because his arms and legs were too short to reach the ground.

Yun Yongan used all his force and threw him onto the sofa next to him: "Don't worry? You are a foreign friend, and I won't beat you to death. I just want to compare with you. Didn't you say I cheated? Come on, let's Let's fight one-on-one!"

The dwarf in Sakura Kingdom struggled to sit up from the sofa, his whole body was sore, and he yelled in disbelief: "Since you are looking for your own death, don't blame me for revealing your true face. Please, please give me a microphone."

Without the help of others, Yun Yongan directly grabbed a microphone and threw it over. Now, everyone can hear what that short man said.

Seeing that the dwarf in the Cherry Blossom Country still wants to shout and arouse other people's emotions, Yun Yong'an snorted coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, see the real chapter under your hand, show the couplet."

The dwarf in the country of cherry blossoms was beaten so badly that he swallowed all his thoughts, so he could only say one of the most difficult couplets in his memory: "One mouthful can swallow the water of two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes."

Yun Yong'an didn't hesitate, and replied directly: "Dare to enter thousands of households of people from all over the world."

Seeing Yun Yongan's decisive answer, the little man of the Sakura Kingdom was ecstatic in his heart, "This is not an ordinary couplet. This is a riddle couplet, and the answer is a hot water bottle. You lost."

"Hehe," Yun Yongan sneered, "You are reading my second couplet again."

"Dare to enter thousands of households of people in ten directions alone." The other spectators came to their senses at this time, silently recited Yun Yongan's second couplet, and were surprised to find that this second couplet was also a thermos bottle.

"it is good!"

There was a series of applause from the audience.

The dwarf in the Sakura Kingdom didn't dare to admit defeat, and immediately released a new couplet: "Water is cold and gold is cold, the temple of fire, and construction is going on."

After the audience saw it, their hearts tightened, "Golden wood, water, fire, and earth, and the outside is cold, this couplet is not right."

Unexpectedly, Yun Yongan sneered, and looked contemptuously at the dwarf of the Cherry Blossom Country, "Northern dialect, Chinese military officer, what is it!"

"Hahahahahahaha! Absolutely, absolutely! What are you!"

It was the first time for everyone to see people swearing directly in couplets. Looking at the blushing face of the short man in Sakura Country, everyone laughed very happily.

"You forced me to do this," said the short man in Sakura Kingdom, standing up forcibly regardless of the pain in his body, "Listen up, my Shanglian is, I am a Russian, ride a strange horse, draw a long bow, and fight alone , Eight Great Kings of Qin, Se and Pipa, the king is above"

"You want to be king too, what a joke."

According to his memory, Yun Yong'an took a step forward, standing in front of the dwarf in the Sakura Kingdom like a pillar, with an aura like a rainbow: "You, you are a hypocrite, Qiu Qiuyi, you can grab it with your hands together, and you will be surrounded by ghosts and ghosts! "

"you you you!"

Yun Yong'an shot with anger, and fully inspired the imposing manner of the re-enactment from the story of King Qin Hui and Qin Shihuang. Although it is less than one ten-thousandth of the original version, it is enough to scare the dwarf in this humble small country who only dares to play small tricks secretly. Collapsing to the ground, feces and urine flowed sideways.

"waste!"

Smelling the foul smell in the air, Yun Yongan cursed, called the staff and dragged him out.

Afterwards, Yun Yongan stood back on the high platform again, looking at more than 70 contestants from various countries, and launched a challenge.

"Who else suspects that I cheated in the couplet competition, stand up for me. Today, it's not a match between anyone and anyone. It's me alone, challenging all of you!"

Some people are calm, but others are naturally impulsive. As soon as Yun Yongan finished speaking, a man from the Rose Kingdom jumped out of the crowd and stood in front of Yun Yongan.

"My name is Heywood George, just let me meet you for a while, no nonsense, I will first publish the first couplet: less water and sand."

Seeing that it was the most basic dismantling couplet, Yun Yongan replied in seconds: "It is the earth embankment that will make it"

Heywood George did not pause, and immediately added another: "The silkworm is the world's worm"

Yun Yongan continued to answer in seconds: "Silkworms are insects in the world"

Heywood George continued: "Ms. Qiao is naturally delicate, but she hates rouge and glue on her face."

Yun Yong'an remained the same: "Zhi Ge is martial arts, so why bother to forge darts made of copper and iron."

……

In just a few minutes, the two had a question and answer session. It has been more than ten rounds. Heywood George's voice has become weaker and weaker, and his momentum has gradually declined.

On the other hand, Yun Yong'an still stood on the high platform with a relaxed face, holding the wine gourd sent by Su Jiaoyue, and drank heavily, extremely chic.

Heywood George took a deep breath and barely lifted his spirits, "This is my last couplet. If you can make it, I will be completely convinced. Whoever says you cheated, I will fight desperately."

"Listen well, an inch of land is a temple, and there is a poem beside the temple, which says: The bright moon sends the monk back to the ancient temple!"

Huang Wenlin frowned after hearing this couplet: "This sentence is not simple. It looks like it just dismantled the temple and the poem, but in fact it dismantled the word "poetry" twice. The latter poem is even more ingenious. The temple has been expanded again."

The audience in the audience also felt the pressure of this Shanglian, and couldn't help but feel worried for Yun Yongan.

Heywood George even showed an expression of winning.

"That's it."

Yun Yong'an smiled contemptuously, took another sip of white wine, and read out his answer aloud, "Two trees are forests, and the forest is forbidden. Forbidden cloud: It takes time for an ax to enter the forest."

The word "ban" is removed twice, which corresponds to the two parts of the poem. The poem says, "to the forbidden cloud, sent by the bright moon, and entered by the axe", both the words and meanings are perfectly matched.

Cheers erupted from the audience again, enough to overturn the dome.

Heywood George's complexion changed several times, but in the end, he had nothing to say, he could only surrender, and ran off the stage without looking back.

With the first challenger, there will naturally be a second.

Very soon, someone stepped forward and proposed the first couplet, "Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbs and trees."

Yun Yongan didn't raise his head, "Plum blossoms, osmanthus, roses, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance."

Then, a girl stood up: "Feng Luo Wu Tong Wu Luo Feng."

Yun Yong'an said: "A perfect combination of pearls and pearls."

The girl opened her mouth, and just when she was about to say that she was the Huiwenlian, she suddenly realized that Yun Yongan was referring to the Huiwenlian, her face paled instantly, and she sat back down.

The girl's senior brother refused to accept it, so he stood up and made a more difficult palindrome.

"Wind Bamboo Green Bamboo, Wind Turns Green Bamboo, Bamboo Turns Wind"