i have a museum of curiosities

Seeing Zhang Ye's smirk, the handsome young man couldn't help being furious, put away the folding fan in his hand, and said coldly: "Boy, I want to fight you! Do you dare?"

ha?
And duel... Which small country in Western Europe did you come from?

and many more!

Time travel... Could this kid also be a time traveler?Although there are very few time-traveling plots in the time-traveling novels I have read before, but... isn't Shen Qi a precedent?Moreover, Zao Wou-ki is also a museum administrator, which means that there should be quite a few transmigrators who came to this world!If the little boy in front of him is also a time-traveling dog... maybe he can become a companion?

With this in mind, Zhang also planned to test one or two.

"Hahaha...a joke! When my young master was roaming the rivers and lakes, you still didn't know how to make soy sauce!" Zhang Ye smiled flamboyantly, and recited each word aloud: "Pick the stars with the sun and the moon..."

Li Yanzhen's eyes widened, and then she turned her face away in shame, with an expression of "I don't know this idiot".

The handsome young man was also dumbfounded, thinking to himself: Is this guy a fool?
Other people in the inn also showed their eyes as if caring for mentally handicapped children, and even a few people couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Ye naturally felt ashamed, but the words had already been spoken, and it was too late to take them back, so he blushed and recited again: "Pick the stars with the sun and the moon in your hand! Cough... pick the stars!"

The handsome young man was taken aback for a moment, a little puzzled: Why is this idiot staring at me all the time?
"...Picking the stars!"

Zhang also raised his eyebrows again.

"What are you looking at?" The handsome boy finally couldn't help shouting angrily.

Zhang Ye's eyes lit up.

Let’s make a small sample, and change the joke... Do you think the young master doesn’t know what to do?

"What are you looking at?" Zhang Ye raised his eyebrows and asked.

"you wanna die!"

The handsome young man slammed the table, and couldn't bear it any longer, and punched Zhang Ye!
Zhang Ye was startled, subconsciously stepped back, but tripped because of the bench and almost fell.Fortunately, he has escaped the opponent's fist.

"Fuck! Shouldn't you say 'Try another look'? Why did you do it directly?" Zhang Yeyue said.

"Do it?" The handsome young man snorted coldly, and said angrily, "I'm going to beat you to death!"

"Mozhen, stop!"

Li Yanzhen yelled softly, staring at the handsome young man with a somewhat displeased expression.

"Sister, you..." The handsome young man pointed at Zhang Ye, and said to Li Yanzhen: "This kid has bad intentions for approaching you! Now he has provoked me three times and four times, and I will tear his stinky mouth apart!"

"I told you to stop, can't you hear me?"

Li Yanzhen's voice was not loud this time, but very indifferent.

The handsome boy gritted his teeth and sat down with a cold snort.

Zhang was also extremely embarrassed.

Judging from the reaction of the handsome young man, he is not some time-traveling dog, but a sister-in-law!

But...Mozhen...his name is Li Mozhen?It's not a bad name...but it's a bit grumpy.

"Guest...Guest officer, what do you want...to eat?"

The shopkeeper tremblingly walked to the table and asked in a low voice.

Zhang Ye took a look at Li Yan's eating, and said, "I'll eat whatever this girl eats. I'll also give this brother a portion."

Seeing Zhang Ye pointing at himself, the handsome young man glared at him and said, "I don't need you to be hypocritical! Just a bowl of plain noodles."

The latter sentence was addressed to the waiter in the shop.

"Yes, yes! Immediately... Immediately!"

The waiter hurriedly responded, and then planned to leave.

But Zhang Ye grabbed the opponent's arm and asked in a low voice: "Little brother, you seem to be very afraid of us?"

The shop clerk turned pale, waved his hands in a panic and said: "Guest... the guest officer is joking! I see that you two know kung fu, so I was a little frightened."

After finishing speaking, the waiter suddenly broke free from Zhang Ye's hand, and ran to the back hall quickly.

Only then did Zhang Ye notice that the diners in the inn looked at his table with a hint of fear and fear in their eyes.

"What's going on? Why do they seem to be a little afraid of us?" Zhang Ye looked at Li Yanzhen and asked in a low voice suspiciously.

Li Yanzhen glanced around when she heard the words, but did not answer Zhang Ye's question, but her eyebrows frowned slightly.

Seeing that Li Yan really didn't answer him, Zhang Ye turned his attention to the handsome young man who had been staring at him.

"Brother is Yanzhen's younger brother?"

"Hmph!" The handsome young man snorted coldly, and said displeasedly, "Don't call him so kind, what are you..."

"Mozhen!" Li Yanzhen interrupted the handsome young man's words, her expression was a little cold.

"My younger brother, Li Mozhen." Li Yanzhen glanced at Zhang Ye and said softly.

"Little Brother Li, it's the next one."

Zhang Ye hurriedly cupped his hands to the handsome young man Li Mozhen, with a friendly smile on his face.

"Who is your little brother?" Li Mozhen shouted angrily, then looked at Li Yanzhen, and said, "Sister, how can you be with this kind of person?"

Li Yanzhen rubbed her temples, without raising her head, she said in a low voice: "Mozhen, if you also want to follow me, then you'd better put away your irritable temper."

"It seems that Li Xiao... Mr. Li has some prejudices against me!"

Seeing Li Yanzhen's dissatisfied stare, Zhang Ye hastily changed his address.

"Hmph!" Li Mozhen snorted coldly, ignoring Zhang Ye.

"Actually, I'm not a bad person..."

Zhang Ye once again took out the trick of "persuading" Li Yanzhen, and planned to use the same method to get Li Mozhen.

Li Yanzhen raised her eyebrows, shook her head lightly, and said speechlessly in her heart: It's started again...

However, before Zhang Ye could say a few words, he was interrupted roughly by Li Mozhen.

"I'm not interested in who you are! I don't understand why my sister is with you, but you'd better understand one thing..."

"what's up?"

Hearing the other party's still aggressive tone, Zhang Ye's expression turned cold.

"My sister is not something that people like you can covet! You'd better give up as soon as possible!"

"Li Mozhen!"

Li Yanzhen's tone also turned cold, but Li Mozhen gave Zhang Ye a bitter look, and then turned his head a little dissatisfied.

"I said sister control is true..." Zhang Ye sneered, ignoring Li Mozhen's gaze, and said in a low voice: "First of all, your sister and I are friends, innocent. I respect your sister, and your sister also Respect me. Please don't use your dirty thoughts to tarnish our pure friendship. Take a step back and say, 'My fair lady, a gentleman is so good', even if I like your sister, it's only right and proper, you don't care about it!"

"you……"

"Second..." Zhang Ye interrupted Li Mozhen, and continued: "Come and tell me, what kind of person is my kind of person? Why don't you have the qualifications to pursue Yanzhen?"

Before Li Mozhen could speak, Li Yanzhen had already grabbed him who was about to get up, and glared him back.At the same time, under the table, Li Yanzhen stepped hard on Zhang Ye's instep with her tiny feet, and said while rolling over and over, "It's almost enough, right?"

Zhang Ye hurriedly begged for mercy in a low voice, but his heart was like drinking honey.

Yan Zhen touched me again!

She really likes me!

A meal is finished in a "harmonious" atmosphere...
.
The town was quite quiet at night, and Zhang Ye sat cross-legged on the bed in the inn silently, trying to cultivate the "innate qi" according to the method taught by Zao Wou-ki.

This is Zhang Ye's first attempt to practice "Innate Stellar Qi", so every step has been considered for a long time before he dared to proceed.

The majestic internal force slowly moved through his body, on the one hand impacting various acupoints for him, and on the other hand slowly expanding his meridians.

According to Zao Wou-ki, getting through the two veins of Ren and Du is not a symbol of a so-called master, but "knowledge of martial arts" is.

The so-called "martial bone" is "the bone of a warrior".The usual saying of "surprising bones, one looks like a martial arts genius" refers to "martial bones".

Bones can not only support the body and protect internal organs, but also an extension of human will.There is even a saying that "beauty is not in the skin but in the bones".

Although ordinary people's bones are tough, their protective effect against powerful attacks is extremely limited. Once the bones break, it is possible to injure internal organs.

And for warriors with martial bones, bones are the foundation of all cultivation bases, and their importance is no less than internal strength!

But... there is no one in a million who can "open the bones of martial arts".

There are two ways to open the bone.

One is to rely on those who have advanced cultivation to cross the Qi and open the bones of martial arts.This method is relatively safe and suitable for most warriors.

The second method is to use one's own internal force to forcibly break through.This method is extremely dangerous, but the martial bones produced are stronger and the future martial arts achievements will be higher.

According to Zao Wou-ki, Zhang can also open martial bones.But his martial bones are a bit special, and he can't bear the external qi, so he can only try to break through and open the martial bones by himself.

Just when Zhang Ye made up his mind to try to attack Dantian with internal force, he suddenly heard a burst of intermittent crying!

Zhang Ye hurriedly collected his mind and silently received his work.

"Woo woo... woo woo..."

The cry was quite miserable, but it was a bit inaudible.

Zhang couldn't help but frowned, got out of bed slowly, then walked to the window in the dark, and listened quietly.