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"Have you finished all the gossip?"

Sarouin opened his eyes, and there was a playfulness in his blue eyes.

As if he hadn't seen it, Zhang asked back, "Are you still studying the history of this continent today?"

"No, I will teach actual combat today."

After finishing speaking, Saruin pointed to the open space not far away, and motioned Zhang to go there as well.

"Hey, it's finally time for actual combat." Zhang Ye seemed satisfied on the surface, but in fact, he kept beating drums in his heart: the opponent is a master who can't even tell his level!And he still has the title of "Baron", so he might not be worse than that night watchman Olek, right?It is enough for such an expert to guide him, but Zhang is also worried that the other party will accidentally beat him to death, what should he do?You must know that dying outside the dungeon is really dead...

Although he was extremely disturbed, Zhang Ye still followed Saruin to the open space calmly.

"then!"

Sa Luyin raised his right hand, and a wooden shield was thrown over, and Zhang hurriedly reached out to catch it.

Then Sarouin flipped his left hand, and immediately there was a wooden shield on the forearm of his left hand.

"'Guardian Knight', as the name suggests, is a noble profession that uses the shield in hand combined with excellent combat skills to resist and attract the enemy's attack and attention, thereby protecting oneself and teammates." Saruin said: "So the first lesson of actual combat, I Will teach you how to block."

Zhang also nodded, and imitated Sarouin's example and fixed the shield tightly on the forearm of his left hand.

"You come to attack me." Saruin said.

Zhang Ye nodded, then took the digging shovel from his back, weighed it twice with his right hand, then lifted it up abruptly, and rushed towards Sarouin quickly.

"call--"

The digging shovel swung towards Sarouin's head with a sound of breaking wind.

I saw Saruin lightly raised his left arm, followed by a "bang", the digging shovel in Zhang Ye's right hand was directly knocked into the air, and then fell to the grass three meters behind Zhang Ye with a clang. .

Zhang couldn't help squinting his eyes, feeling indescribably surprised.

Logically speaking, no matter how real this game world is, it should be a game in essence.Zhang has also played so many role-playing games, but he has never heard of any one that can knock the enemy's weapons into the air.

"This is the most common 'block'." Sarouin said in a low voice: "Pick up the weapon, and come again!"

"Okay!" Zhang Ye responded, and hurriedly turned around to pick up the digging shovel, his competitive heart was already ready to move.

"call--"

This time, Zhang did not choose to slash straight at the head, but slashed towards Saruin's upper body from below.

A subtle smile appeared on the corner of Saruin's mouth, and he slightly withdrew his left foot, and the tip of the digging shovel brushed against his chest without leaving any marks.

Zhang also knew that he hadn't hit Saruin at all just now.

"This is 'dodge'." Sarouin whispered: "Come again."

As soon as Zhang Ye gritted his teeth, he jumped up directly, and the digging shovel in his right hand stabbed Saruin's chest like a spear.

A wooden sword suddenly appeared in Sarouin's right hand, and then he swiped lightly from his chest.

Zhang Ye felt that the digging shovel he stabbed with all his strength was abruptly turned away by the opponent, and he stabbed empty again without any accident.

"It's 'parry.'"

Without waiting for Saruin to continue speaking, Zhang also directly pulled the shovel, and the shield in his left hand drew an arc and went straight to Saruin's head.

Saruin still calmly raised the wooden sword in his right hand, and gently swiped outward.

"Snapped--"

Zhang Ye only felt a strong force coming, and he instinctively wanted to withdraw his left arm. Unexpectedly, Saruin's wooden sword made a slight circle, and a stronger force directly prompted Zhang Ye to withdraw his left arm when the wooden shield He hit himself hard in the chest.

"Bam—"

Zhang Ye's body backed up uncontrollably for five or six steps, and finally he sat down on the ground with disbelief written all over his face.

"It's 'counter-counter'."

Saruin walked up to Zhang Ye and gently stretched out his left hand.Zhang Ye hurriedly stretched out his left hand to catch Saruin's left hand, and got up from the ground with his strength.

"Blocking, dodging, parrying, and countering are the four most basic means to resist the enemy's attack."

As soon as Saruin finished speaking, a dialog box appeared in front of Zhang Ye.

Then on the second page of Zhang Ye's personal information panel, the four resistance methods Saruin mentioned appeared as expected.

Block Chance: None

Dodge Chance: None

Parry Chance: None

Counter chance: none

Zhang Ye had actually felt the difference between the four resistance methods before, but he still had some doubts.

"Do you need to be proficient in all four methods?" Zhang Ye asked.

"Proficient? Are you joking?" Saruin sneered disdainfully, and said, "If you can master one thing in your life, you will be a famous knight in all of Azeroth."

Zhang couldn't help curling his lips.

Azeroth is the name of the game world he is in.Currently there are two known continents, one is the eastern kingdom where Zhang Ye is located, and the other is the western continent of Kalimdor.It is said that Orgrimmar, the base of the tribe, is in Kalimdor.

"'Block' is suitable for knights with extraordinary physique, they are good at using their body strength to resist the enemy's attack; 'Dodge' is suitable for knights with dexterity, they can dodge the enemy's attack with their body skills; 'Parry' is suitable for holding weapons with both hands The knights who are good at using the weapons in their hands to defuse the enemy's attack; the 'counter-counter' is suitable for the knights with extraordinary skills, they can turn passive into active and calmly deal with powerful enemies."

Speaking of this, Saruin looked at Zhang Ye and continued: "Judging from your physique, you can focus on learning 'dodge'."

Zhang couldn't help curling his lips, and muttered, "Aren't you saying that I'm too thin..."

"What I said is very easy to understand, you don't need time to digest it." Sarouin slowly raised the wooden sword in his right hand: "Next, I will attack."

"Huh? What?"

Before Zhang Ye could react, the wooden sword in Saruin's hand had already swung over, and Zhang Ye had no choice but to bite the bullet and lift up the wooden shield.

"Boom—crack!"

The previous sound was the sound of Zhang Ye's wooden shield blocking Sa Luyin's swing, and the second sound... was the sound of Zhang Ye's body flying high and then crashing to the ground...

"I'm going...to abuse the trumpet with a full-level account..." Zhang Ye struggled to get up from the ground, gently shaking his numb left arm.

"I said, you are more suitable for 'dodging'."

After Saruin finished speaking, he raised the wooden sword again...

after an hour.

Congratulations to player Zhang Ye for mastering the skill: Block
Congratulations to player Zhang Ye for mastering the skill: dodge
Completion of "Way of Guardian Knight": 5%
On the grass, Zhang Ye slowly rubbed his swollen cheeks, and said with some dissatisfaction, "You are too hard on your hands, aren't you?"

"The effect of body memory sometimes far exceeds that of brain memory." Saruin replied lightly.

"How can this be physical memory? This is a unilateral beating, okay?" Zhang Ye was panting heavily.

"Guardian knight is a profession that takes beatings, and resistance to beatings is an essential quality." Sarouin replied solemnly.

"Tsk, so to speak, knights are really cheap..." As soon as he said this, Zhang Ye knew that he had said something wrong, and was about to explain, but he heard Saruin sigh.

"Yes, knights are really cheap."

"No, what, I was just joking!" Zhang Ye hurriedly said: "No matter which world you are in, a knight is synonymous with nobility and gentleman."

"A gentleman can be pretended! As for being noble..." Sarouin couldn't help but twitch his mouth slightly, and didn't continue.

"You are a real knight! It's not good to say bad things about knights like that." Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "Although I don't know what happened to you, but seeing a knight without faith is really a shame. It's a little disappointing."

A gleam of light suddenly flashed in Saruin's eyes, "Knight... Faith..."

After a long time, Sarouin exhaled lightly and said, "You are right! I almost lost my faith."

"Let me guess... Are you from Stormwind City? No, it should be from the Knight Temple?" Zhang Ye turned his head and asked.

Saruin didn't answer, but those slightly surprised eyes had already betrayed his true inner thoughts.

"Based on your attire, either you were on a secret mission, or... you ran out without permission?" Zhang Ye continued to ask.

Saruin's expression finally changed slightly.

"anything else?"

"Also..." Zhang also thought for a while, looked at Saruin again, and continued: "Based on your tone and attitude, the source of your frustration and resentment should be in the Temple of Knights... "

"You are very smart." Sarouin stood up abruptly from the ground, interrupted Zhang Ye, and said, "But I hope that only you and I know these words."

Zhang Ye raised his eyebrows and said hurriedly: "Of course I know that. Since I have chosen the way of guarding the knights, I will still report to the Knights Temple in the future. I won't do things that ruin my future."

"It's good that you understand." Sarouin nodded, then shook his head again, and then sighed softly.

"I can understand you nodding, but what's the matter shaking your head? And you have to sigh, isn't that too much?" Zhang couldn't help but whispered.

"I shook my head because you are too unscrupulous, and sighed because I couldn't teach you the real skills." Sarouin explained.

"Don't tell me, I can understand teaching people to keep their skills, but isn't it too much not to teach real skills?" Zhang couldn't help but asked anxiously.

Saruin shook his head and didn't speak.

Zhang also probably guessed that the "true ability" that Saruin mentioned was probably the "Paladin" in the column of his occupation!Even Zhang boldly guessed in his heart that this "Paladin" might be the real hidden profession!

Tsk tsk, hidden occupation!Looking at Jiang Wood's invincible appearance before, one knows that the hidden profession must be extremely powerful!And according to Jiang Wood himself, at that time he had only completed half of his professional tasks!

Zhang also didn't want to lose this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so he continued to say, "Even if you really don't plan to teach me, you can tell me about it, right?"

"What's the use of knowing? If you can't ask for it, it will only increase your lamentation." Sarouin said lightly.

"I'll go! You... You, you, a blond Westerner, can actually say my idiom?" Zhang couldn't help being stunned.

Sarouin was also stunned.

"Westerner? I am a native of the Stormwind Kingdom, belonging to the Eastern Kingdom." Saruin frowned and said, "I am also an 'Eastern'!"

"Ah...the Orientals speak Chinese...it seems there is nothing wrong..." Zhang couldn't help muttering to himself.

"Also, what is 'Tian...chao'...?" Sarouin continued to ask.

"Oh... just... just a place, a magical, beautiful, and great country, not in Azeroth." Zhang also explained in a low voice.

Saruin looked at Zhang Ye curiously, "Not in Azeroth? Then how do you know?"

"It's not important! What's important is... yes... I'm curious about your 'real ability'." Zhang Ye blushed and forcibly changed the topic.

"'Curiosity killed the cat', this is what I read from an interesting book." Saruin said lightly.

"you……"

Zhang Ye really wanted to say something: You are like a stone in a latrine - smelly and hard!
But people just refuse to say, what else can I do?Just say "I know you're a paladin"?Zhang also has no doubt that after saying this, he will be tortured by the other party to extract a confession, and the torture is where the spy was sent...

The point is that the NPCs in this game world don't know the setting of the "game world". What if the NPCs in this world have a psychological breakdown by forcing Amway, causing bugs to appear in the entire game world?
I am not a patch, how can I manage these?
I am not a savior or a real protagonist, and there is no blinding protagonist halo on my head. If I play it off and play myself to death, it will be fine. If I cheat the players in the entire game world, it will be a sin big...

What's more, how many of those pretentious saviors and heroes in real-world movies can have a good death?
If you want to survive in the game, following your heart is the most important thing——

That's right, from the heart!

As the saying goes: if you want not to leave the game early, hug your thighs when you enter the game!If you want to get a box lunch later, don't waste time looking for a backer!If you want to compete for the first place in the game, the boss will save me money and give you money!If you want to play the game and pass the level, your teammates have boundless power!

"Come on, go on!"

After speaking, Saruin stood up again, and swiftly took out his shield and sword.

Seeing this posture, Zhang Ye smiled wryly, and said to himself: It seems that he can only perform well in exchange for impression points.

Two hours later.

Congratulations to player Zhang Ye, the block rate has been increased to 3%
Congratulations to player Zhang Ye, the dodge rate has been increased to 5%
Completion of "Way of Guardian Knight": 7%
"After being abused for so long, I have only improved so much..." Zhang with the "pig's head" on his head couldn't help but said bitterly: "Looking at this level, let alone 100%, I should be able to sustain 10%." Burning incense..."

Saruin glanced at Zhang Ye somewhat strangely, and then said: "Okay, let's come here this morning. Go and buy me a 'Holy Light Crystal'."

"Well, what is it? 'Holy Light Crystal'?" Zhang also looked at Sa Luin with some doubts, although his pig-headed face made it difficult for people to see the expression of "doubt"...

Sarouin seemed to have expected that Zhang would have such a question, so he handed over a piece of parchment.

Zhang also took it curiously, and then quickly unfolded it.

A pale yellow spar was drawn on the parchment, which at first glance looked similar to common crystals, but upon closer inspection, one could find that the spar in the picture seemed to be emitting a pale yellow radiance from the inside out.

Zhang also didn't understand painting, but from the parchment in his hand, he did feel that the author who drew the picture was conveying such a message.

"This is the Holy Light Crystal?" Zhang Ye frowned, and then said, "This thing is worth a lot at first glance. Are you sure you can find it in this town?"

But Saruin nodded and said: "I'm sure there are people in this town who own the Holy Light Crystal. As for where it is, how much it's worth, and whether you can buy it...it depends on your own ability."

Zhang Ye's face suddenly collapsed, and he said, "But... I don't have much money..."

Before Zhang Ye finished speaking, Saruin threw a brown leather bag, and Zhang Ye hurriedly reached out to take it.

"Tsk... this weight, at least one gold coin?" Zhang Ye untied the leather bag after speaking.

Suddenly, a dazzling golden light almost blinded Zhang Ye's eyes.

"100 gold coins." Saruin said lightly.

"Gulu—" Zhang Ye almost thought he heard it wrong, but the shining gold coins in the leather bag were real.

"You...you are not afraid that I will run away with these gold coins?" Zhang couldn't help asking in a low voice.

"Just 100 gold coins can make you let go of your dignity?" Saruin stared at Zhang Ye and said, "Then you really don't deserve to be a knight."

"A mere 100 gold coins... Hehe... Sure enough, the local tyrants don't understand the difficulties of us waiting for the poor..." Zhang Ye silently re-fastened the belt, bowed his head and said, "This is actually a test."

"I hope to see you come back within an hour and bring back the Holy Light Crystal." Saruin said.

Zhang also put away the leather bag, then nodded and said, "I will do my best."

"I hope you don't 'do your best', but 'go all out'." After Saruin finished speaking, he returned to the grass where he was resting just now, and sat down slowly.

Zhang Ye curled his lips again because of the other party's idiom, and muttered: Heh, Westerners.