Normal people are afraid of ghosts, but I am not

Hearing strange noises coming from the bathroom, Wang Jiaai raised her brows slightly, thinking about it.

Not long after.

Sun Qianji walked out dripping with sweat.

Wang Jiaai asked tentatively, "Is it over?"

Sun Qianji smiled and said, "Ah, my old grandson is so efficient, I can handle it~"

Wang Jia'ai couldn't help being curious and went to the bathroom to take a look, and became very angry.

"What are you doing in here!"

There were traces of fire in the bathroom, half of the shower curtain was burnt, and a pile of bottles and jars were knocked over to the ground, allowing various liquids to mix together and spread out one by one on the ground.

Wang Jia'ai almost went crazy, when she came back irritable, she saw Sun Qianji hiding something behind her back at the speed of light.

"What's behind you?"

"Nothing."

"I've seen it all, hand it over quickly, or... I'll give you all the elbows!"

Sun Qianji gasped.

Do you have to do things like this!
"Choose one between the elbow and the thing behind you. Hurry up, I don't have that much patience."

Sun Qianji pursed her lips, and held her hand in front of her behind her back.

"What are you doing with my body milk? You... Hey~ I didn't realize that you are so disgusting!"

"What am I..."

Sun Qianji unscrewed the bottle in bewilderment.

A wisp of green smoke was released, and the bath spirit appeared.

"I need a bottle to close it, I searched for it... and found this."

Wang Jiaai smiled delicately.

"So that's what's going on. Just tell me about it. I remember there's a jar of stinky tofu at home."

"Stinky tofu?"

"Do you need it? I'll find it for you."

Wang Jiaai went to look for it in the refrigerator and will be back soon.

Sun Qianji seemed to be delicious, and when he came close to him, his face turned green the moment the bottle was opened.

this smell...

Sun Qianji held his breath and looked up in disbelief.

"You still eat... Hey, I'll give you half of the elbow!"

Seeing that Sun Qianji wasn't paying attention to it, the tub spirit suddenly had the idea of ​​running away, and slipped towards the door with a sly smile.

"Can't see me, can't see me, can't see..."

Sun Qianji and Wang Jiaai unanimously cast speechless glances.

"Do you think a mere invisibility spell can escape my old grandson's blazing eyes!"

Wang Jia'ai:? ? ?

system:? ? ?
With two fingers, he quickly drew the spirit-sealing spell and shouted.

"Grandson come back soon!"

The tub spirit widened his eyes and wanted to run away, but as if there was a hand holding him firmly, he easily caught him back.

A wisp of green smoke was sucked into the bottle, and Sun Qianji screwed on the lid and shook it with all his strength.

Inside, the tub spirit was spinning around and bumping against the walls repeatedly.

"Ah! Oh! Stop shaking, stop shaking!"

Sun Qianji bared her teeth threateningly.

"If you play tricks and try to run again, if I catch you, you will be set on fire."

The tub spirit gave up and ran away, really gave up, fell down desperate and exhausted with relief.

【So... what do you want to keep this monster?small toy? 】

Sun Qianji was a little embarrassed in front of Wang Jiaai, so he covered his mouth and whispered to one side.

"I'm too lazy to go to the toilet at night. It's too far away and too cold. It's not convenient to have it."

The tub jerk thumped, feeling even more desperate in despair.

Let me die!I don't want to make pots anymore!

Sun Qianji giggled.

Wang Jia'ai reacted a bit: "Wait, is there no bottle god at all, and you used a monster to fool me?"

"Discovered!"

"what!?"

Sun Qianji laughed awkwardly.

"I said... I found that it is not a bottle god at all! I was also fooled by it, how could I lie to you~"

Wang Jiaai's eyes questioned.

"I'll say something and you say something."

"What are you talking about, it's late, go to bed."

Sun Qianji begged to run away.

As a result, people ran away and his clothes didn't run away. Wang Jia'ai grabbed a sleeve tightly, and the neckline stretched wider and wider.

"You said that Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people!"

"You said that Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people..."

"Don't tell me!"

"Oh... don't tell me."

Wang Jia'ai couldn't hide the murderous look in her eyes, so she punched Sun Qianji in the stomach.

"You really lied to me, I know it, but you can't believe it!"

"Get out, get out!"

was kicked out directly.

Sun Qianji frowned bitterly and rubbed her stomach: This woman has such a temper, she is even stronger.

and many more!

Will the elbow be gone? !
Sun Qianji wanted to knock on the door to ask something, but hesitated, and finally turned around and left.

"Forget it, the old Chen's elbows are closed, so it's okay to eat the elbows of other houses."

……

Mental hospital.

Li Qiming opened his eyes in a daze, just in time to see Sun Qianji pushing the door and coming in from the outside.

"You just came back, why is it getting later every day?"

"busy."

Sun Qianji couldn't be bothered to just skip a word, and threw himself on the bed, kicking off his shoes and covering his head with the quilt.

sleep!

Li Qiming frowned: "I come back so late every day, and I lie down and sleep as soon as I come back, really..."

"Why does it feel a little weird?"

Isn’t this a standard conversation between middle-aged couples? (doge)

Li Qiming's frown became deeper and deeper, he quickly shook his head to shake off the mess, and the quilt covered his head high.

sleep!

In the snoring sounds that complement each other, the night passed.

In the morning Li Xiao checked the room.

This was the first time the two met again after Sun Qianji messed up the fake boyfriend.

Sun Qianji recalled what happened that night with guilt on his face: "I'm sorry, that night I... screwed up my performance."

Li Xiao smiled in relief: "It's okay. In the end, my parents urged me to relax. It turned out to be good."

Ever since Li Xiao said that Sun Qianji was a colleague, Li's father and Li's mother didn't dare to rush, for fear of putting a little pressure on the precious girl, they directly changed the nurse's clothes into the patient's clothes.

"Yeah, that's pretty good."

Sun Qianji scratched his head and giggled.

Thinking of recent events, he hurriedly warned: "By the way, there are too many monsters and ghosts recently, you must protect yourself, and don't go outside when it gets dark."

Li Xiao squeezed out a smile: "But I have to go home after get off work. In this season, it gets dark early when I get off work."

How to solve this problem...

Sun Qianji looked sideways and thought for a while: "Why don't you go to work?"

Li Xiao frowned with a smile.

Just as he was about to say something, Sun Qianji waved his hand to deny him.

"No, absolutely not."

"That's right, I don't eat at work..."

"I can't see you if you don't go to work, absolutely not!"

Li Xiao: ...

Sun Qianji slanted his eyes to the other side, after thinking about it, he had a new idea!
"It's better to get a magic weapon to defend yourself."

"A magic weapon...where can I find a magic weapon..."

Li Qiming let out a sigh of relief, and joked as he walked out.

"Buy it online. Ninety percent of the new girls sell the dragon-slaying sword for their own use, but there is nothing online."

online...

Sun Qianji raised his head and looked around.

Li Qiming took a step slowly: "What are you looking for?"

"Spider web, didn't you say that there is something for sale on the Internet?"

"???"

Li Qiming looked confused.

"What I'm saying is... Forget it, just bring your phone!"

He took away Sun Qianji's phone and got a hairtail.

"It's called the Web! The Internet! Not a spider's web!"

Sun Qianji wiped the saliva off his face and shook his hands.

"You choose slowly, I'm going to wash my face."

As soon as Li Qiming left, Sun Qianji immediately responded.

"Isn't it just the Internet, who can't use it? Show off..."

"You can teach me to understand, how to choose!"

Li Xiao couldn't see it anymore, so she came over to help Sun Qianji find it, and the two sat down and searched slowly together.

In this city where demons and ghosts roam the world recklessly, an ordinary evil talisman online is extremely valuable, not to mention a magic weapon.

Some masters have consecrated magic weapons for the town house, and there are big bosses bidding for millions or tens of millions.

Sun Qianji flipped dazzledly, it was either too expensive or too cheap.

The expensive Li Xiao skipped it directly, and ordinary magical artifacts costing tens of thousands were not something she, a little nurse, dared to think about. As for the cheap ones, it was Sun Qianji's turn to look down on them.

"What, what, what is it all? Is there no good stuff or I don't want to take it out."

Li Xiao patted Sun Qianji's arm.

"This is not bad!"

"Supreme gossip mirror for subduing demons and eliminating demons, many celebrities are using it!"

"Hey, which stars are using it, why didn't you say it?"

The price is 3888, Li Xiao is still a little hesitant after seeing it.

"Um……"

"That's it!"

Sun Qianji turned one eye and closed the other, thinking that this was okay.

And there's an uncanny intimacy about it.

Maybe it's related to this magic weapon?
Li Xiao took a look: "Buy this? Three thousand... okay, just this."

It’s okay to buy self-defense, but the cosmetics will be reduced next month.

Li Xiao took a deep breath and privately messaged the seller.

"Are you there? Is the baby still there?"

The phone dinged twice.

As if he heard the sound of money falling on the ground, Li Qiming quickly wiped his face and took out his cell phone. He glanced at the private message and couldn't hide his excitement.

"Finally someone asked!"

"It's there."

Li Xiao received the news and showed it to Sun Qianji, who was poking around beside him.

"It's still there, shall I buy it?"

Sun Qianji nodded repeatedly.

"Buy, buy, buy!"

Li Xiao paid, and asked again from a private message.

"When will it be delivered? I think it's the same city, express delivery or face-to-face delivery."

Li Qiming danced in place excitedly, and shared it in public without hesitation.

"I sold it, there are really fools buying it for three thousand eight, hahahaha!"

The three or two people beside them sneered.

"Three thousand and eight? It's not enough for my breakfast!"

"Old Wang, how is your matter of transporting icebergs to Africa? Tell me if you have any difficulties. We have friends in aliens."

"No problem in general, but now there is a small problem."

"what?"

"It seems that my three donkeys can't make it through the corner of the North Pole."

Li Qiming was confused on the spot.

Waited more than a minute.

Just as Sun Qianji was a little impatient, the news came again.

"I can do it! Where are you, if it's close, we'll deal face to face."

Li Xiao typed quickly to reply.

"I'm in the second mental hospital."

Li Qiming opened his eyes wide.

"What a coincidence! I'm here too!"

"what?"

Li Xiao was a little confused: Could it be a colleague?Forget it, we'll find out when we meet.

In the private message, slowly determine which building, which floor, and which corridor.

Sun Qianji and Li Xiao were looking for a seller, and they met Li Qiming who was excitedly looking for a buyer.

Looking at each other and smiling meant so much, and they walked towards each other.

"I'm here, where are you?"

"I'm here too, where are you?!"

Li Qiming frowned: Is there another Binhai Second Psychiatric Hospital, or... a branch or something?
"Strange, he said it, but he couldn't see anyone."

"Yeah yeah."

When Li Xiao and Sun Qianji were talking, Li Qiming couldn't help but answer.

One step away from the truth.

Sun Qianji and Li Xiao immediately turned around, and Li Qiming also stiffly turned his head and looked back.

"You are……"

"Old star, are you... user 1873678?"

Li Qiming read while looking at the chat, raised his head and saw Li Xiao holding up his phone to show him.

same chat history...

It's embarrassing to sell stolen goods and meet the right owner.

Sun Qianji's eyes seemed to see through everything, and Li Qiming slowly raised his arms to protect his chest.

"You... what are you looking at?"

"Hand over it!"

"Sorry brother! I was wrong!"

Li Qiming hesitated for a second, reached out and took out the gossip mirror hidden in his clothes, and handed it over respectfully.

Sun Qianji took it back immediately: "I said why it looks so familiar, it seems to be my mirror, so it really is!"

Li Qiming bowed his head and remained silent like a child making a mistake.

Sun Qianji ignored him, and handed the mirror to Li Xiao.

"Send it to you. This mirror is still very useful. You can take a look at it when you meet any monsters."

Li Xiao smiled and nodded, feeling embarrassed to take it for nothing, and immediately took off a jade necklace from her neck.

"This is for you, count us as a gift exchange, okay?"

"Yeah!"

Sun Qianji was overjoyed and was about to put it on immediately, when an invisible force suddenly flicked the necklace away from his chest.

Looking down, Sun Qianji pulled out the carved dragon jade pendant.

It seems that the displeasure is it...

"Uh... I'll take it!"

Sun Qianji carefully put the necklace in his pocket and covered it.

Li Xiao didn't feel the burden anymore: "Okay, it's time for me to get busy, bye."

"Hmm, bye~"

Send Li Xiao away, it's time to deal with Li.

Lin Xianji's eyes turned, and he didn't smile at all. Li Qiming was so flustered.

"Qian... Qianji, we are brothers, right? The last time we are roommates who have lived together for so many days."

What brothers, what roommates, there are only plaintiffs and defendants in court.

Sun Qianji grabbed Li Qiming's shoulder and dragged him away.

"Sarilang! Sarilang! Ahhh——"

Back to the ward.

Slam the door shut.

Li Qiming's heart trembled: It's over, it's over now, there isn't even a monitor in the ward, and no one knows how I died after I died.

A generation of film and television stars died at the age of 27...

Sun Qianji raised his hand.

Li Qiming's knees couldn't help bending, and he was about to kneel down when he was suddenly supported by a pair of arms.

"It's fine if you know you're wrong, there's no need to kneel down!"

Sun Qianji asked Li Qiming calmly.

"You're short of money now, aren't you?"

"what…"

Li Qiming nodded weakly: This question asks, when will I not be short of money.

"Tell me about the lack of money." Sun Qianji took out a wad of money and patted it on Li Qiming, "Take it!"

This moment is when Li Qiming thinks Sun Qianji is the most handsome!
Big brother accepts me... first count the money and then worship.

"Pooh!"

He spit anxiously and quickly counted one by one.

"One, two, seven..."

Why is something wrong.

Li Qiming separated the money one by one and became numb in an instant.

"Is there a total of one hundred..."

Sun Qianji patted him on the shoulder with a confident smile, turned and walked out.

"You're welcome, just spend it~"

System: Shit, this huge sum of money can actually come from you.

Sun Qianji said with a smile: Who told me to be his good father~

This is a father's love as deep as a mountain!