Normal people are afraid of ghosts, but I am not

"There is a ghost in the toilet!"

Li Qiming shouted as soon as he ran into the house, and at the same time hurriedly turned and closed the door.

Then, I turned around and looked around, the snoring was still the same.

Sun Qianji, the only one who was still awake, was trying hard to pick the enoki mushrooms stuck in his teeth, but he didn't even hear it.

Li Qiming: Am I in two different worlds from them? !
Seeing that terrifying face in the toilet seemed to be right in front of him, Li Qiming was frightened, and after hesitating, he still came to beg Sun Qianji.

"There are ghosts outside, buddy, look at me."

"saliva!"

Li Qiming spat out a mouthful of saliva with the enoki mushroom stuffed between his teeth, and Li Qiming instinctively turned his head to avoid it.

At this moment, Sun Qianji spoke.

"A mere brat, nothing to be afraid of."

"If you tell it the name of my grandson in front of it, it will scare it to its knees and beg for mercy."

Li Qiming put his hands on Sun Qianji's shoulders, shaking like crazy.

"I'm not joking with you, please be normal!"

"Take out your skills, you can deal with the ghost bride as you want to deal with him."

"Go, go!"

Sun Qianji was dizzy from being shaken, and his throat was trembling.

"Ahhhhhhh...ah stop!"

Li Qiming was stopped by a roar, and his body froze for an instant.

"You...you understand what I mean?"

"Uh-huh!"

Sun Qianji nodded vigorously, got out of bed but did not go out.

Instead, he came to the fat man's bed, took out two pills from under his pillow, and handed them back to Li Qiming.

"Here, eat."

"What is this?"

"Don't ask so much, eat it quickly, it will only be good for you and not bad.".

Sun Qianji urged him to take the pill with his eyes, until he swallowed it, his sly smile finally couldn't be hidden.

Li Qiming had a bad premonition, and hurriedly reached out his throat, trying to spit out the pills.

"What the hell did you feed me?!"

"Everyone who is arguing all the time will eat something, and it is a magic medicine that can make you quiet for a while."

Li Qiming thought about it, it should be sedative and sleeping medicine, and taking two pills shouldn't be a big problem.

The most important thing is.
I, a person with a normal IQ, was fooled by a fool!

It is certain that he can't swallow this breath, but after all, he still needs Sun Qianji's protection, no matter how dissatisfied he is, he will flatter him against his will.

"Brother Sun, you have great supernatural powers, so you should eliminate harm for the people, go and have a look."

"Shh!"

Sun Qianji suddenly changed his face and made a silent gesture.

Li Qiming's heart trembled, and he hurriedly turned to look at the door.

At this time, Sun Qianji had been smelling something, and finally his eyes locked on the wet trace on the front of Li Qiming's pants.

"You peed your pants."

Li Qiming looked down before reacting, and covered it with his hands in embarrassment.

"Water is water."

"It can't be water, I smell urine."

"you"

Li Qiming felt embarrassed.

You know and ask, do you have to embarrass me!

"Brother, shouldn't your focus be on ghosts?!"

"If you haven't seen that ghost, you don't know how scary it is, with such a face, and..."

Sun Qianji waved his hand indifferently.

"Calm down, I'll go and see if it's over, you talk too much nonsense."

Li Qiming: Do you still blame me?
If you agree from the beginning, do I need to waste so much spit!
"Yes! Brother Sun is right, it's my fault!"

"Forgive you, lead the way."

As soon as the sound fell, the snoring stopped completely, and all the quilts were lifted.

As soon as Li Qiming turned his head, he saw the group of people who were snoring, grinding their teeth and farting, all surrounded by them with bright eyes.

Aren't you people asleep? When did you come here?

Everyone Flash? !
"Great Sage, where are you going? Can you take us with you this time!"

"There's a ghost, let me deal with it."

"Ghost? Interesting, the Great Sage will take us to see it!"

Li Qiming's facial features are extremely distorted: Ghost, interesting?Does this matter?

"Okay, let's go!"

Sun Qianji waved excitedly, and the six of them stood in a vertical row skillfully and followed in an orderly manner.

The corners of Li Qiming's mouth twitched: Extinguishing Ghosts actually looks like a primary school student's spring outing, I have to say you can do it!

In a blink of an eye, the men's toilet.

Li Qiming held Sun Qianji's arm tightly, and walked in slowly, tentatively.

The six people behind Sun Qian shook their heads left and right in front, and those behind stood on tiptoe on the shoulders of the person in front, in order to find a good angle to observe.

"Where is the ghost?"

"I was here just now, could it be that we were scared away by seeing how many people there are?"

"The name of my old grandson is indeed powerful in the world, and the monsters and ghosts are fleeing, hahahaha."

Sun Qianji put his hips on his hips and laughed.

At the same time, cheers erupted behind him.

"The Great Sage is amazing! The Great Sage is mighty!"

The ghost didn't see it, but it wasn't in vain. Seven people, including Sun Qianji, urinated at night. Li Qiming couldn't squeeze it out at all. He didn't dare to go back alone and could only wash his hands.

Rubbing his hands alternately under the faucet, Li Qiming glanced up inadvertently.

In the mirror, there was actually a face with green face and fangs next to him!
Li Qiming was so frightened that he lost his voice, and turned his head to look to the side, but there was no one around him.

Turning around and looking back, the face in the mirror was still in its original position, no matter how much I blinked, it was still there!

"The ghost is next to me!"

The voice finally broke through the fear and shouted from the throat.

Sun Qianji was the leader of the visiting group in Ward 1029. Hearing the sound, he immediately surrounded him, looked at the grimace in the mirror, and interacted surprisingly calmly.

"The face shape is okay, but the hairstyle is too ugly."

"Is that ketchup smeared on the face or something? It's not too red. It needs to be sprinkled with chopped green onions to make it look better."

You speak his words.

In the end, I was speechless for Li Qiming, but I couldn't do it for the ghost.

Ghost: I'm not a monkey in a zoo, please don't judge me easily!
A face with blue face and fangs squeezed out of the mirror.

However, before it came out completely, Sun Qianji forcefully pushed it back bit by bit.

"Go back, it's even uglier when viewed three-dimensionally, it's better to stay in the mirror and look at it more pleasing to the eye."

Ghost: You bully ghosts too much, I also have dignity!
"Do you know I'm a ghost! Aww, aww!"

System: What a good ghost, you forced him into a mad dog.

One word, miserable!

Sun Qianji quickly withdrew his hand.

"Oh my god, he still bites, run away!"

Finally a little afraid of the taste, the corners of the ghost's mouth in the mirror rose wildly.

The six people grabbed one shoulder each and ran out in a vertical row. Li Qiming couldn't squeeze in. Finally, when all six people had gone out, Sun Qianji threw a bar horizontally to let the person who was most afraid of ghosts take the back.

As soon as he ran back to the ward, the first person shouted back.

"The last one to close!"

The second man also shouted back.

"The last one to close!"

From then on word of mouth spread to Sun Qianji.

Sun Qianji tilted his head to look ahead and counted, one, two, three, four. To my seven.

There are only seven people in our house, right?I am the last one.

Then I should close the door!

Li Qiming stared at the back and ran, afraid that the ghost in the mirror would catch up, but he never saw the ghost.

Didn't catch up, great!Go back and close the door immediately, the ghost will...

Ah!
slammed on the door.

Li Qiming thought he had hit the wall, but when he saw that it was not, he even turned the doorknob.

"Why is it closed, I'm still outside"

Not finished.

A clear giggling sound came from behind, it was creepy.

Li Qiming looked back stiffly, only to see a vague figure floating not far away.

The eyes flickered, and the figure moved forward a long way, completely unable to see how it moved.

If it hadn't been drained before, Li Qiming would have peed his pants when he saw this scene, so he hurriedly turned around and slammed on the door.

"Open the door! Open the door quickly! I am one of my own!"

Sun Qianji heard it from the door, frowned and counted the people again.

"One, two, three, four, seven, there is no shortage of people, you see who is missing."

The six people looked at each other.

"Report, a lot!"

"Report, I lost my slippers!"

system:.
Eight, eight people!

You can be wrong within ten, and you are really no one, this host is so hard to bring!

Li Qiming shouted hoarsely, stopped suddenly, his eyes slowly moved to his shoulder, a pale hand was resting on his shoulder.

It was that uncomfortable sound from the toilet again.

"Come with me."

The words were clear, Li Qiming was so frightened that he lost his soul, and the breath he exhaled was not warm.

Right now.

The door of the ward opened suddenly, and a glorious and majestic figure in Li Qiming's eyes, and the most annoying person in the eyes of ghosts, came out.

That is Sun Qianji!

As the focus of the moment, Sun Qianji was extremely calm, looking left and right.

"Don't even look at me, I'm out looking for slippers, any of you saw my slippers?"

The ghost frowned, tentatively pointing to the location.

Sun Qianji looked at it, his eyes lit up, and he ran to the slippers.

"thanks!"

Li Qiming stared round his eyes.

It never occurred to him that what he did was not as important as a slipper!
"My buddy! You don't care..."

In the middle of speaking, the ghost blocked his sight with a grinning smile.

"He doesn't care about you, and what if he cares about you, am I still afraid of him?"

"I'm... oh shit, who the hell hit me with stinky slippers?!"

Sun Qianji walked over with a dark face.

"Accidentally missed it, pick it up for me."

The ghost frowned, and picked up the slippers with two fingers in disgust.

"Don't throw things around, take them away!"

Sun Qianji took the slippers and immediately kicked them face to face.

System: Great opportunity!
[Make a decision on behalf of the host, use the magic swing leg]

The power of thousands of exorcisms was quickly condensed, and immediately, the kick was in the middle!
The ghost never imagined that the first day he came out to scare people, he was kicked to death by a lunatic.

Just before the soul flew away, the system tried its best to subdue him, which gave him a glimmer of life.

System: This trick is more than three times more powerful when used by a fool!

This kind of "scumbag" who has only been cultivated for decades is just because of the blood of pure yang?
The cloud on Sun Qianji's face dissipated, and he patted his slippers with a smile.

"I accidentally kicked it out, no wonder I am."

Li Qiming was in shock for a while, and was about to thank him.

Watching Sun Qianji faint with a smile on his face!