Normal people are afraid of ghosts, but I am not

Chapter 1 Don't You Be Crazy... Well, Really

Parallel world Binhai City, the second mental hospital.

In the corridor, two nurses whispered to each other without daring to say anything.

"I heard that another fierce ghost appeared in the old street and killed several people in a row. It's amazing. Many people from the Xuanmen Association went to investigate."

"My god, fortunately our hospital is far away from there."

"There have been too many things like this recently. Don't wander around after get off work at night, go home immediately."

"."

The two nurses were chatting when a hoarse shout suddenly came from the ward at the end of the corridor.

"My old grandson will never give in to you, and the Five Elements Mountain will never try to suppress me!"

The two nurses looked at the ward in unison and said.

"It must be the new guy who is making trouble again, and he is dishonest among the seven patients in a room."

"The handsome young man is crazy. He calls himself Monkey King all day like a child. He has no family. He is also a poor man."

In the ward, the two security guards managed to hold Sun Qianji down with great effort.

Director Chen, who was in charge of the ward with thin hair and his clothes were torn, covered the blood on his face with indignation.

"Your surname is Sun, so is Sun Wukong? Then my surname is Zhang, and I am still the Jade Emperor!"

Sun Qianji's eyes changed, and a surge of strength suddenly surged out.

"Jade Emperor? My old grandson is the one who hit you, look good."

"Goku!"

Chen Zhinian, the dean of the mental hospital, called out in time, and immediately moved forward solemnly with his hands clasped together.

"Wukong, if you hurt someone again, you will have to recite the curse as a teacher."

Sun Qianji was honest on the spot, and nodded timidly.

"Don't read it, master, don't read it, the apprentice knows it's wrong."

The little nurse who didn't dare to approach for a long time, took this opportunity to inject a tranquilizer into Sun Qianji, and Sun Qianji got dizzy and fell down.

Director Zhang looked down at the dirty gown just after washing, and his whole body was out of breath.

"If you can't pay a penny of the hospitalization fee, you will be the most dishonest all day long."

"Old Zhang, calm down."

Dean Chen turned around and said with a smile.

"Although the hospital will not be able to operate without revenue, but the benevolence of the doctors, we can't only have money in our eyes, we must treat every patient equally and tolerantly."

Director Zhang forced a perfunctory smile and nodded.

"Yes, yes, Dean, you are so right."

"A few people came and carried him to the bed. What should we do after we're gone?"

[The host Sun Qianji was detected, and his identity is mentally disabled at the tenth level? 】

[Um, may I ask if you want to activate the system immediately]

【Would you like to activate the system immediately! 】

【Would you like to activate the system immediately! 】

Sun Qianji's brows became tighter and tighter, he tossed and turned on the bed, and finally sat up somersaulting.

"I'm bored, I'm bored!"

"Who dares to disturb my old grandson's rest and come out to die."

system:.
[Subdue ghosts to become stronger!This system has the confidence to help the host become the most supreme in the world, may I ask the host to activate it immediately】

"What a mess, my old grandson won't listen to me while I'm going."

Sun Qianji fell asleep as soon as he fell down, forgetting everything and treating it as a dream.

System: What's your attitude, I have to beg you on my knees to help you become stronger?Stop serving!

Three seconds passed.

[Since the host is mentally disabled at the tenth level and cannot make a correct judgment, the system has full authority to decide on its behalf and officially activate the system! 】

[The first task is to subdue a ghost of any level, and you can unlock the crouching palm]

System: Do you want a counterattack opportunity?I prefer!

Sun Qianji opened his eyes and sat up abruptly.

then.

Covering his crotch with his hands, he ran out in a hurry, shouting while running.

"Hold it, hold it back, or the master will recite the curse."

system:.
In the monitoring room, the security guard on duty saw a black shadow rushing out of the ward at the end of the corridor, and was stunned on the spot.

"What the hell passed by."

Looking back at the surveillance twice as slow, the security guards could see clearly whether it was a human or a ghost.

At night, how can a mental patient be allowed to run around, the security guard quickly picked up the landline microphone to contact the nurse on duty.

Don't wait to dial.

A dark figure seemed to appear out of nowhere, suddenly appeared in the corridor, and slowly moved towards the ward at the end of the corridor.

The security guard stared blankly at the dark figure as he entered the ward, dropped the microphone from his hand, and only then came back to his senses.

"Is the lunatic who ran out just now returned? It should be."

"I don't sleep most of the night and pretend to be ghosts in the corridor. I really don't understand him. If I can understand a lunatic, I won't be a lunatic."

In the ward, there was thunderous snoring.

The dark figure floated in front of a bed, stared at a fat face with snot and bubbles for a moment, then shook his head.

No.

But it's not too late to take a breath of energy before leaving, and you can't miss the pie in vain.

Most of his face was covered by disheveled hair, and his mouth was grinning all the way to the corner of his eyes, revealing a weird and terrifying sneer.

Immediately, slowly leaned over to stick to the fat face.

The snoring suddenly became persistent, like a police siren.

There was only air out but no air in. The snot bubbles expanded rapidly like bubble gum blown up, and approached actively.

The dark figure was nauseated for a while, and immediately gave up the idea of ​​sucking his energy, and floated to the opposite bed.

The quilt tightly covered the whole body, and the dark figure smiled strangely, and the quilt was suddenly thrown away.

And at this moment, a big foot kicked out.

Insert the toes directly into the nostrils.

Why are your feet facing the head of the bed? !
The black figure pushed away the stinky feet furiously, and floated to the end of the bed to look at the face carefully.

is not!
The dark figure made a low, unhappy voice, and wanted to attract attention, foaming at the mouth like a crab on the bed, and muttering in his mouth.

"Don't just eat meat, this soup... the soup is also delicious, suck it up."

The dark figure retreated three meters quickly, counting on you... You guys are ruthless!
next bed.

The dark figure looked at the flat quilt repeatedly, and couldn't help feeling suspicious.

People... where did people go.

At this moment, behind the black shadow, a figure scratching his ears and cheeks approached silently under his feet.

[Host beware!It is no less than 300 years old...]

"Who are you! How dare you trespass into my old grandson's water curtain cave, are you looking for death!"

Suddenly, he shouted loudly, waking up several patients in the room, and frightened Heiying even more.

System: This... I'll shut up.

My old grandson wants to see what kind of monster you are!
Sun Qianji swiftly ran behind Heiying, and Heiying also turned around to look for Sun Qianji.

One left and one right, just diverge.

People... where did people go.

The dark figure watched cautiously and backed away, and his butt hit Sun Qianji's wet crotch all at once.

In an instant, the black shadow that was as hot as being on fire screamed miserably.

"Ahhh!"

"Yeah, what's wrong with you."

Just as Sun Qianji reached out and touched the back of the black shadow, the black shadow screamed and flew out.

"Huh? I... I didn't push you."

The system found something, and exclaimed in surprise.

[The host turned out to be a boy, and the boy's urine is specially designed to overcome demons and evil spirits]

[The most important point...]

[The host is a body of pure yang born during the yang year, the sun, the moon, the sun, and the sun!So your boy urine is more powerful, it is simply a natural magic weapon to control evil and demons! 】

Sun Qianji had no idea about controlling evil and suppressing demons, but thought it was quite fun.

The nurses in the mental hospital would not play wild with him at night, and it was rare to have a playmate who offered to come to his door.

This can be let go! ?
Sun Qianji laughed and opened his arms, stepping forward.

"Good friends, let's play together!"

Li Gui looked at the golden and shining places on Sun Qianji's hands and body, and was frightened by the hostility in his body.

Play?I want to die!

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