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Chapter 3 If you can win, I will eat shit on my head

"Temporary notification: An athlete was found to be taking prohibited drugs and will be punished according to regulations."

In the center of the bird's nest was a dark-skinned man, with his hands behind his back and a look of indifference, behind him was the national flag representing Niger.

The whole people's world exploded because of this notification.

"What's the situation, was he arrested?"

"Didn't you hear that there was a punishment? He must have been arrested. I'm curious about the punishment."

"It's fine if you get caught cheating in the Olympics, but now you're still engaging in petty tricks. Isn't this person trying to kill himself?"

"Let's go to the theater. It's nothing to do with us anyway, but why hasn't the information of our Yanhua country's athletes been released yet? Officials from other countries have already announced it."

"If you say that, it seems to be the same."

. . . . .

On the forum, the people eating melons were discussing one after another. Song Xiong of the Olympic Center clenched his hands into fists and stared at the screen.

On the Water Blue Star, the Bird's Nest broadcasted the athletes from all over the world simultaneously, and Yang Yun's face appeared in front of everyone for the first time.

In the middle of the bird's nest, a huge screen appeared.

"The so-called people should not be judged by their appearance, what if this guy can bring us a miracle."

As long as you go abroad, the punishment will not come.

Regarding Yan Huaguo's comments, Yang Yun didn't know anything about it, and there was no need to know about it.

"What are the virtues of your Yanhua athletes from all over the world, don't you have any idea?"

The contestants around could only see their figures and the names on the back of their sportswear, but they couldn't see their faces, nor could they hear each other's voices. The scene was a bit weird.

Yang Yun didn't know what happened to Yanhua, and he wasn't afraid. The rules this time were different from the normal Olympic rules.

In the Olympic Center, Song Xiong's chest heaved, his eyes were red, and his gums were biting so hard that they were about to burst.

For the six individual gymnastics all-around events, each of the World Olympic Games has a hundred movements, and the athletes only need to imitate them.

Let alone a year if this situation lasts, at most one week, the people of Niger will die of exhaustion, and the whole Niger will be destroyed.

In Yanhua's Olympic Center, cold sweat the size of soybeans fell from Song Xiong's head, his eyes were red and he hung down on the table and yelled.

Once the article was published, it was spread wildly and reprinted, and everyone at home and abroad knew about it in an instant.

"Since we are certain to win, we must build momentum and stabilize our position in the East."

All countries are holding the mentality of watching a show, hoping that Fusang and Yanhua will have a big fight.

On Yanhua's side, although he sighed, he did not give up.

He wanted to see if the punishment was real.

All the people in Yanhua silently said in their hearts, "Ping-pong! It must be a ping-pong ball!"

"I heard that the athletes selected by Yanhua are trash. If they spread the word and suppress them, Mi will help us."

Fusang country.

"Damn, what's the situation, why did you choose the most useless one to participate in the competition."

Okawa Okawa smiled treacherously. This is what he wanted. He took a screenshot of Yan Huaguo's message and held a press conference.

The scolding war started again, no matter what Yanhua Kingdom said, Fusang Kingdom would reply with a sentence of "You can't do it, you Yanhua Kingdom can't do it".

"Same top!"

Seeing this scene, Song Xiong was even more angry and scolded his mother.

For this reason, many people go abroad.

"Knowing small rituals without great righteousness, I really hope that a tsunami will directly flood the Fusang country!"

The staff of the Olympic Center did not dare to make a sound, and a thick cloud was shrouded in their hearts.

"Be careful what you say upstairs, isn't it just a game? If you lose, you lose. A dignified Yanhua should not be afraid of difficulties and obstacles, how can he be frightened by a little difficulty."

Song Xiong had seen that the ten people were ordinary little people, it was difficult to place hope on them.

The above article started with an analysis of the situation, and praised Fusang athlete Qianben Daihui vigorously, while belittling Yanhua athlete Yang Yun.

"top!"

It's a pity that people's wishes failed, and the option was drawn to individual gymnastics.

"It's over, it's over. I just read Yang Yun's information. He was injured playing parallel bars in physical education class before, and his flexibility is extremely poor."

On the data analysis table, the probability of Yang Yun winning the championship is only 0.01%.

As soon as he finished speaking, the ten-meter-high national flag of Niger fell one meter.

"There is no face in the Fusang country. When you wake up in the morning and drink a cup of nuclear wastewater to refresh yourself, what face do you have?"

In the bird's nest, Niger's athletes sat directly on the ground, without the slightest awareness of waiting for the trial.

Olympic Center Forum.

Ten documents were placed on the table, which were missing persons in Jianghai City recently.

Inside the prime minister's office.

. . . . . .

I don't know who leaked the news, saying that Yanhua didn't find the athletes from all countries, and also leaked the information in Song Xiong's hands. Many celebrities and rich people chartered planes to the United States overnight.

"God bless my country of Fusang! Daiki Senmoto selected this time is the all-around individual gymnastics champion of the previous session."

The Yanhua Olympic Center forum exploded.

Okawa Okawa, who is in charge of this IWC, laughed.

But Yang Yun has tried it all, these are all pediatrics, he can complete them.

Let a person who has never participated in any competition go to the Wanguo Olympic Games, all Yanhua people think that this is God playing with them, even if you choose an old man who is 80 or [-] years old, those old men in the park can play table tennis. It's a must.

Half an hour later, the door opened and Yang Yun was teleported to the Bird's Nest site.

"Can the official data be false?"

A chill rose from the soles of the feet, and fear spread among the crowd. No one wanted to lose ten years of life, and no one wanted to be tortured to death.

"Let's watch the game. It's useless for us to say anything here. It depends on the performance of the athletes."

Song Xiong took Yang Yun's information with a frowning face. The information showed that Yang Yun had never participated in sports events, and his physical fitness was extremely poor. He was obviously a 25-year-old young man, but his body was not as good as that of a middle-aged man in his 40s.

Judging from this situation, Yanhua is in danger. If his life expectancy is reduced by ten years, with Yanhua's current aging rate, the whole country will fall into chaos in an instant.

It sounds simple, but those movements are extremely difficult. Take the floor exercise as an example, there are forty somersaults in 60 seconds, and there are other movements interspersed between the somersaults, a total of one hundred.

Too good, Yang Yun is really too good, so good that it is outrageous, so good that both humans and gods are angry, so good that heaven cannot tolerate it.

Okamoto Okawa nodded, and soon, a message called "Letter to Compatriots in the East" was sent out.

"You're right, it's okay to lose a game, we can't lose Yanhua's spirit and vigor!"

Immediately afterwards, satellite monitoring found that half of the elderly over 70 years old in Niger died instantly at the same time, and the cause of death was unknown.

. . . .

On the forum of Fusang Kingdom, many people from Yanhua Kingdom poured into it, scolding.

The voice in the bird's nest sounded again.

"The people of Fusang Kingdom are really shameless. Don't you have any idea what kind of thing Qianben Dahui is?"

The whole world is stunned. Is this a collective drinking of medicine?Drinking medicine is not so scary.

"Jianghai City, a place the size of a palm, why is it so difficult for you to find someone!"

"Listen, people of the Yanhua Kingdom, you will only rant on the Internet, if you are not strong enough, just obediently be your grandson!"

The screen scrolls to extract options.

The moment Yanhua saw Yang Yun, Yanhua exploded and expressed his opinions, but none of them liked Yang Yun.

The world was in an uproar and the pot exploded.

Just after Okawa Okawa finished speaking, the Prime Minister of Fuso State said.

"It's over, it's over, the sky is going to kill me Yanhua!"

"If I can win this match, I'll eat shit on my head!"

If it is table tennis, there may still be a glimmer of life. If you win, you will be rewarded. If you have an advantage in the early stage, you may be able to survive until the later stage.

This was originally a sad thing, but the whole country in Niger fell into carnival, dancing, running desperately, or shouting at the top of their voices. . . .

"This group of sons of bitches, if you become a traitor, then you will never come back in this life, and expel me from my nationality!"

"A scum who gained glory by cheating, how could such a person be allowed to participate in the Olympic Games of the Nations."

"Notice: In the country where the athletes of all nations in Niger are located, due to the cheating and improper attitude of the participants, the life expectancy of all citizens will be reduced by ten years, and the doping effect will last for one year."

He was so angry with the screen on the laptop that he wanted to rush to Okawa Okawa and die together.

"what!"

Song Xiong smashed the computer with one punch.

The staff did not dare to say anything, but their hearts were bleeding.

It was a laptop he had just bought, and it was just scrapped. . . .


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