One punch and one ghost, you say this is mental illness?

As for He Yan, he was doing stretching exercises on the bed like a cerebral thrombosis, and he was still making a long and protracted sound, letting people know that he was sleeping well.

Walking into the living room, there were four dishes on the dining table, including He Yan's favorite braised pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, and two stir-fried vegetables.

The sound of cooking came from the kitchen, while Chen Twelve and Liu Yishou were watching TV in the living room.

He Yan's hair was sleeping like a chicken nest, he picked the eye feces from the corner of his eyes, and exclaimed, "Er Qiu is cooking?"

"I'm here, do you think I look like I can cook?" A cool voice came from behind.

He Yan turned his head and looked, Er Qiu rubbed his head against the corner of the wall, obviously it was just from the bathroom.

He Yan curled his lips: "Bendiga bought you a litter box, why don't you use it?"

Erqiu rolled his eyes speechlessly, stretched out his sharp claws and said, "I can use the toilet, and I can also flush it."

He felt that He Yan was a tiger, so he even bought a cat litter box to put it in a hotel.

"Then will you wipe your butt?" He Yan asked.

The second ball was stuck, it stretched its fingers, it really doesn't know how to wipe its butt.

"Hey hey, I can wipe my butt." He Yan said triumphantly.

"It's time to eat." Tao Yao tied an apron around her waist, and put a bowl of soup on the table in her hand.

Liu Yishou and the two quickly got up to get the bowls and chopsticks.

Er Qiu and He Yan consciously sat down at the table. Er Qiu's chair is unique, and it can just reach the table when sitting on it.

Unfortunately, it can only rely on others to pinch what it wants to eat.

Tao Yao took off her apron and said with a smile, "Try my handicrafts, it's not healthy to eat takeaway every day, this is what I buy early in the morning."

"It's better to have a woman." Chen Twelve squinted and smiled, eating a piece of braised pork.

Fat but not greasy, the skin is soft and waxy.

He narrowed his eyes contentedly, and gave a thumbs up: "Hmm~ Tao Yao, your cooking skills are really good."

"That's right, I was the champion when our Yaozu held a chef competition." Tao Yao said complacently, and conveniently picked up a piece of braised pork for He Yan.

Then I sandwiched a piece of braised pork for Erqiu.

He Yan grinned: "Thank you wife."

"Who is your wife, shut up." Tao Yao's face turned red instantly, she glared at He Yan, and said again: "That doesn't count."

"Do the math, we're all worshiping, my mother said, good girls don't marry second husbands." He Yan said while eating.

The peach demon stretched out her hand to pinch his arm, which made him grin.

"Why don't a good girl marry a second husband, shut up." Tao Yao stared, a little angry.

Er Qiu paused, and said, "Thank you sister-in-law."

"Is your skin itchy too?" Tao Yao narrowed her eyes dangerously.

Er Qiu shook his head desperately, eating on his own.

Chen Twelve looked at He Yan and said, "He Yan, do you still remember your mother?"

"I don't remember. I don't have a mother. A great star warrior doesn't need the love of his parents to restrain himself. For Bendiga, as long as it is love, it doesn't matter who it comes from." He Yan didn't raise his head, Eat hard.

Everyone who had said something fell silent, He Yan said it calmly, but felt that it was not like this.

While eating, a tear slipped silently into the bowl, and He Yan put the rice and tears into his mouth.

A little salty and slightly astringent.

Chewing and chewing, he raised his head and looked at Tao Yao: "It's a bit salty, put less salt next time!"

"I put very little." Tao Yao curled her lips, she always eats salt.

He Yan licked the corner of his mouth, and suddenly realized that it wasn't Cai Xian, it was just a bit bitter in his heart.

Damn it, after staying on Earth for a long time, why did he learn to be as sad as a stupid Muggle?
After thinking about it for a while, He Yan still said: "It's salty, Bendiga is full, save some stomach, Xiao Er said that he would treat Bendiga to dinner."

After speaking, He Yan left the dinner table, took out his phone and turned on Timi.

Sure enough, I stopped being a licking dog and went online again.

He Yan's damn competitive spirit was ignited again, and he immediately pulled me away from being a licking dog to fight 1v1, but no matter how many rounds they played, the two of them were still on par.

The intimacy between the two of them, damn it, has reached as much as seven or eight hundred.

He Yan fought until noon, but still couldn't tell the winner from me.

He threw the phone on the sofa and lay down on it.

"Bendiga is going to take a nap, call me after dinner." He Yan finished speaking and closed his eyes.

After a while, He Yan fell asleep. With a wave of Tao Yao's hand, He Yan rose into the air and was moved to the bed to sleep.

Putting He Yan back into the room, Tao Yao replied sitting cross-legged on the sofa in the living room, shouting: "Keep Hei, open Hei, I will take you to the king."

As a result, the sound of the king's game rang in the living room for more than two hours.

In the afternoon, Zhang Wentao called and asked He Yan and the others to go to a five-star hotel in Yuncheng for dinner.

He Yan complied, and immediately turned over and got up, and went to the living room, where several people were still in the dark.

He pouted, dismissive.

A few people didn't want to take him to fight, no, he was not worthy to play ranked with them, because he was just a humble bronze.

Unknowingly, He Yan remembered that I don't want to be a licking dog, and that was the only one who was willing to have sex with him.

After washing his face, He Yan put on his small bag and wore a white sweater with Di Jia's face printed on it.

"It's time to eat." He Yan called out.

Chen Twelve stared at the phone, shaking his body from side to side while operating it, wishing to fire his hands, he gritted his teeth and said, "Finish this one."

So, He Yan had no choice but to stand by the door and wait for them to finish the fight. After all, hanging up the dog hurts others and harms oneself, which is no different from running away on the battlefield.

If it is on the battlefield, it is easy to be shot.

So, don't hang up!Can't hang up!Can't hang up!

Standing at the door, He Yan felt bored. He was so bored that he studied the doorbell on the wall. He bought this doorbell when he passed by a stall. It was an Ultraman-shaped doorbell. He was going to use it when he went home. But He Yan couldn't wait, so he used it in the hotel first.

When you want to go back, just tear it off.

The buttons are Altman-shaped and attached to the door, and the handset is connected wirelessly in the living room.

The doorbell sounded like that of a robot cat.

However, He Yan thinks that something in the shape of Ultraman is more comfortable to press. As for the ringtone, he likes it anyway.

Thinking of this, He Yan stretched out his hand and pressed it.

"If I had a Doraemon, I'd call him Tinker Bell..."

The doorbell rang in the living room, He Yan grinned and laughed, and then pressed it several times.

He Yan didn't stop playing with the doorbell until the sweet three rows of Tao Yao and the three ended.

Several people got into the car and headed all the way to the hotel.

Zhang Wenwu booked a large box, and there was a bottle of red wine on the table.

He stood at the door early and waited to welcome He Yan and his party. Zhang Wenwu had already rushed up before they got there.

"He Yan, you are here." Zhang Wenwu laughed.

"Is the food served?" He Yan asked impatiently. Fortunately, he ate little in the morning, otherwise he would not be able to eat now.

While leading them to the private room, Zhang Wenwu said, "I don't want to order until you come, I don't know what you like to eat."

"Well, sensible." He Yan nodded in satisfaction.