One punch and one ghost, you say this is mental illness?

He Yan pouted: "Don't be afraid, dear, my knife is very big, you may have to bear with it."

After finishing speaking, He Yan took out a small lighter and set it on fire with a kitchen knife, saying, "Disinfect."

"Damn, with you disinfecting like this, I never thought that my little stubble prince would have to be squashed in middle age!" the bearded ghost yelled desperately.

He Yan rubbed his ears: "It's so noisy."

[Drip, system strengthening, silence technique. 】

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." terrified, he was speechless.

Seeing He Yan's knife fall on him, the bearded ghost passed out in despair and fear. Before he fainted, there was one sentence in his mind: I lost my waist!
At five o'clock in the morning, He Yan packed three pairs of fresh kidneys in a crisper and put them in the refrigerator, and shouted thanks for the gift of nature
And with the help of the system, he registered a Lingwang account. Every ghost who wants to register a Lingwang account must provide a death certificate.

The death certificate given to He Yan by the system was that he was hit and killed by his pet dog accidentally stepping on the brakes.

The name of the registered account of He Yan is: I am reborn as Dijia!

The profile picture is a cartoon photo of Tiga with duck egg eyes.

After registration, He Yan put three pairs of ghost waists on the shelves.

何厌
And let go of the three unlucky ghosts who had no kidneys. Before leaving, the three ghosts shed tears of humiliation, and immediately called the police as soon as they went out.

"Hey, is the exorcist police station? I want to call the police. The three of us brothers were gutted by criminals."

As soon as the operator of the Exorcism Police Station heard that the matter was important, he immediately called the chief Jiang Baozhong over.

On the phone, the bearded ghost cried about everything he had just encountered.

Jiang Baozhong heaved a sigh of relief after listening to it. He Yan did it, so it's okay.

"What are you talking about? How do you deal with criminals?" The bearded ghost broke down and cried.

Jiang Baozhong said: "Don't worry, we will definitely deal with the criminals, and you will come to the exorcism police station to take notes at night."

So, that night, the Exorcism Police Department successfully captured three bearded ghosts, adding another achievement.

He Yanxian was bored, so he asked Chen Twelve to drive him to the coal mining village to watch those vampires dig coal mines.

The vampire who made the whistleblower had already become a master-servant relationship with He Yan, and under He Yan's protection, he committed crimes and performed meritorious deeds.

Now the converted serfs sing and become the overseers of these vampire workers in the coal mines.

When he saw He Yan coming, he was closer than seeing his own father. It was He Yan who led him to correct evil and return to righteousness, and it was He Yan who let the light of righteousness shine on the earth.

After playing in the coal mining village all morning, why get tired of it.

He turned his head to look at Liu Yishou next to him, his expression became melancholy again, and he curled his lips and said, "I'm going to see the little fox."

"The spirit control department is three to five hours' drive away from us, Baozi. Besides, we can't get in without a pass. Maybe the peach demon is already dead." Chen Twelve sighed.

He Yan thought for a while, raised his hand and grabbed the second ball on his shoulder. He hugged the second ball and said: "Let's ride it, it can fly."

Er Qiu: I have never hated my wings as much as I do now...

Chen Twelve had no choice but to call Liu Yishou first.

Liu Yishou's angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "It's just nonsense, you bring him back quickly, what if he really went to the Spirit Control Department and was detained?"

"But……"

"No, but, I order you to bring him back immediately!"

beep...

Hearing the sound of the phone being hung up, Chen Twelve narrowed his eyes, he was born to be rebellious.

You won't let me go, I have to go, hey~ I'm just playing...

"Come on, let's go by plane." Chen Twelve put his arms around He Yan's shoulders.

He Yan chuckled: "Bendiga hasn't been on a plane yet."

An hour later, the two of them and the cat appeared on Chen Twelve's private plane.

A luxurious private jet with four beautiful stewardesses as standard.

Long legs, big eyes, big cups...black silk...the smile is like a flower, and it is too beautiful.

"Master, where are we going?" the captain asked.

Chen Twelve said: "Yuncheng."

Yuncheng is about four to five hundred kilometers away from Jiangcheng, and it only takes about an hour by plane.

Sitting in a luxurious plane, He Yan has been leaning on the window to look out. The second ball has always been flying by itself, and it is the first time for someone else to fly it.

One person and one cat felt fresh and anxious, and discussed outside the window for a while.

The beautiful stewardess brought two steaks, He Yan stared straight at the stewardess' breasts, her eyes were shining with gold.

Space bowed its head shyly, but did not deliberately refuse, anyone who can be friends with the young master is either rich or expensive, if he is attracted to him, he is still a flight attendant.

"It's so beautiful." He Yan looked at it without blinking his eyes.

Chen Twelve patted him on the shoulder and said, "He Yan, pay attention to your image."

"It's so pretty, can you give it to me?" He Yan laughed.

The stewardess blushed, send it?How to send it?

Unexpectedly, He Yan grabbed it, the stewardess closed her eyes in embarrassment, and He Yan's hands passed over her chest... and pulled away the smiling face pin she was wearing on her chest.

Airline stewardess:……

Chen Twelve: ...I fucking thought you were back to normal.

He Yan took the smiley face pin and put it on his clothes, reached out and patted it, and said with a smile, "It's so pretty."

The stewardess blushed dripping with blood, stomped her feet, turned her head and ran away.

Chen Twelve covered his mouth and laughed...

An hour later, the plane stopped on the site of Yuncheng.

Chen Twelve decided to take He Yan to play here for a few more days, so he immediately took He Yan to the 4s shop to buy a Da Ben.

Driving the car, Chen Twelve took He Yan to the door of the Lingling department.

The Lingling department is the largest of the three departments, and it is magnificent and high-end.

It was as big as three soul suppressing divisions, and there were two rows of guards standing at the door. When they saw an unfamiliar vehicle driving past, they immediately surrounded it.

"Who?" asked the guard.

Liu Yishou took out his police officer's ID from the Soul Suppression Division and said, "It's from the Soul Suppression Division."

"We haven't received an order, so you can't go in." The policeman glanced at his ID and said leisurely.

Before Chen Twelve could speak, the policeman poked his head out to look at He Yan, who was sitting in the co-pilot, and his attitude immediately changed to that of a dog licking.

"You, you, you, what are you tired of?" The policeman was excited and incoherent.

He Yan turned to look at him, nodded and said, "Do you know Bendijia?"

"I know you very well, I like you very much, you are my idol, yes, let's say, you are the savior of Jiangcheng, yes." The policeman's eyes lit up.

He reached out and touched himself, and finally took out a notebook and a pen: "Can you sign it for me?"

"No problem." He Yan curled his lips into a smile, his damn charm that had no place to rest.

Wherever he went, he was so radiant and radiant.

After He Yan signed the policeman guarding the gate one by one, the policeman immediately said: "I will report right away."

After speaking, he ran in.

As a result, as soon as he entered, he ran into the team leader Qinglong who came out, Qinglong scolded: "What are you running for?"

"Team leader Qinglong, why...he Yan is here." The policeman saluted Qinglong.

Qinglong narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, he knew why He Yan came here.

"What's the matter with you? The Spirit Control Department lets people in casually? What kind of official position is he? What kind of organization? Let him come back where he came from." Qinglong said with staring eyes.

The policeman was baffled by the yelling, and replied weakly: "Yes!"