Global Recovery: Start as Lu Dongbin
Chapter 14 Have you ever seen that celestial master calculating who paid him?
"I still underestimated this celestial master!"
Holding a beer, Liu Piaopiao sat on the sofa beside her, resting her cheek with the other hand, with a puzzled expression on her face: "It's evil, when will Jiang Hai come out with a fifth-level celestial master?"
"The focus is still so unreliable, it seems to be talking about it."
"What is it called Lu Dongbin, just call it Lu Shenshen!"
"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"
Lianhua made a Taoist salute: "You two don't need to be too surprised. Since ancient times, our Taoists have had the custom of going out to practice. This Taoist brother is an expert in social wisdom!"
"Social outlook?"
President Lu was slightly surprised, and then began to dig out a book.
After a while, President Lu said, "Jiang Hai doesn't have a social outlook."
Lianhua shook her head and said honestly: "I don't know exactly where it is, there are many Taoist temples hidden in the barren mountains, and there must be many powerful people of Taoism among them!"
President Lu nodded slightly: "It makes sense to say that, we have a truly powerful person in Jianghai!"
Liu Piaopiao took a sip of the beer in her hand, and then asked, "President Lu, how do we deal with this stinky Taoist priest?"
"What a stinky Taoist priest! This is a celestial master!"
President Lu sternly corrected: "Jianghai City has been so unsettled recently, and weird incidents have occurred frequently, and the higher-ups speculate that something big is going to be born."
"It's all triggered by this horrible thing."
"We currently have many checkpoints, with limited manpower and insufficient strength, and we cannot completely solve them at all."
"Now is the time for employing people. This sudden appearance of a celestial master, we must ask him to help our spiritual society!"
A fifth-order celestial master.
He won't miss it easily.
"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"
Lianhua exited and said: "President Lu's words are very true. If we can really invite Lu Zhenren to help, Jiang Hai's problem will definitely be solved!"
President Lu nodded, and then ordered: "Master Liu, take Gu Ziying and Zhang Tiandao with you, and look for Celestial Master Lu Zhenren together. No matter what, please bring him back!"
"what?"
Liu Piaopiao looked at President Lu with a look of surprise, asking him to invite that stinky Taoist priest?
President Lu's expression immediately changed, and he warned: "You dare to disrespect the Celestial Master Lu Zhenren a little bit, and you will never forgive me lightly!"
Liu Piaopiao himself really didn't have a good impression of Lu Dongbing.
But this stinky Taoist priest is so powerful, for Jiang Hai, she can only lower her figure to invite this great god.
After leaving the office, a group of four set off.
Look around and start looking for Lu Dongbing's whereabouts.
After a series of searches, finally found it!
The location is at the entrance of a kebab shop in a market.
At this moment, Lu Dongbing was standing in front of the skewer shop, ordered three mutton skewers, turned around and left!
"Hey!"
The skewer boss called out: "What are you doing? You Taoist priest, why didn't you pay for what you took?"
"???"
Lu Dongbing turned to look at the boss curiously, and then asked in surprise, "Do you need money for something to eat?"
"Hey~"
The skewer boss immediately said angrily: "You stinky Taoist priest is pretending to be stupid with me, right? There is no reason not to pay for food. Do you want to eat the king's meal!"
"Tell you, give the money immediately, or I will call the police now!"
"Wait!"
Lu Dongbing raised his eyebrows, his serious face twitched slightly, and then suddenly turned into a smile: "Well, I was joking with you, why can't you help being funny?"
"You have to pay for food, of course I know."
The skewer owner had lost his patience, and shouted out: "That's for money!"
"Is it okay to just talk? I said I don't want money!"
"Oh?"
Lu Dongbing immediately said: "You said this, it's not that I eat the overlord's meal!"
"When did I say that! Hurry up and pay the money, or I'll call the police immediately!" The boss said and had already grabbed Lu Dongbing's tattered Tsing Yi.
Lu Dongbing searched helplessly from his pocket, and finally said awkwardly: "It seems that there is no money."
"Hey~"
Just as the boss was about to say something, Lu Dongbing immediately said, "Don't worry, you are like this. If you count to five in your head, someone will pay you for it!"
"What's the matter?"
"Are you kidding me!" The boss suddenly became furious, just when he was about to lose his temper.
Lu Dongbing turned sideways and hid: "Five!"
"Four!"
"three!"
"two!"
Every time you count a number, you will avoid the boss's attack with an extremely elegant posture.
"one!"
The boss yelled angrily: "Count to five! Where are people!"
Lu Dongbing flicked his sleeve vigorously, and then said lightly: "Here! Here we come!"
The skewer boss looked puzzled.
"Heavenly Master! Heavenly Master!"
Just listening to the distance, Zhang Tiandao's voice came over.
Then I saw Zhang Tiandao trotting all the way, and finally ran over: "Tianshi! I have found you. I haven't repaid you well for the kindness last time!"
Lu Dongbing said slowly: "This is an opportunity, let's repay it!"
"Ok?"
Zhang Tiandao looked at Lu Bingbing in confusion, obviously not understanding what it meant.
Lu Dongbing could only say impatiently: "I ate three skewers just now, you pay the money, and it's considered repayment!"
Zhang Tiandao was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately understood the other party's intentions.
"no problem!"
"Boss, how much is it!"
At the same time, the skewer boss was dumbfounded.
Is this Taoist so divine?
"Could it be that you know the art of divination?"
Zhang Tiandao asked puzzledly, and the boss explained what happened just now.
Zhang Tiandao immediately said excitedly: "The Heavenly Master is the Heavenly Master!"
Zhang Tiandao's appearance made Liu Piaopiao who had just arrived speechless for a while.
"What kind of brains do you have, if you are sold by others, you will be counted for money!"
"Hallmaster Liu, what are you talking about!"
Zhang Tiandao immediately corrected him earnestly: "This further proves the master's magical calculation method!"
"Humph!"
Liu Piaopiao touched his own bangs and said, "You have seen that celestial master. It is not a big deal in the world, but who will pay for him?"
Zhang Tiandao: "..."
During the conversation between the two, Lu Dongbing sat down very gracefully on a roadside chair, and then began to eat meat.
While eating, he asked: "You guys, what's your business in finding this real person?"
"Brother Lu Dao, the thing is like this."
Daoist Lianhua walked up to Huahuan at this time, and stood on the ground in a respectful manner: "The Spiritual Society has a few tasks recently, which are very difficult, so I want to invite Brother Dao..."
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Before Lianhua finished speaking, Lu Dongbing interrupted: "Why should I help you for no reason? I'm not a volunteer!"
"..."
Holding a beer, Liu Piaopiao sat on the sofa beside her, resting her cheek with the other hand, with a puzzled expression on her face: "It's evil, when will Jiang Hai come out with a fifth-level celestial master?"
"The focus is still so unreliable, it seems to be talking about it."
"What is it called Lu Dongbin, just call it Lu Shenshen!"
"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"
Lianhua made a Taoist salute: "You two don't need to be too surprised. Since ancient times, our Taoists have had the custom of going out to practice. This Taoist brother is an expert in social wisdom!"
"Social outlook?"
President Lu was slightly surprised, and then began to dig out a book.
After a while, President Lu said, "Jiang Hai doesn't have a social outlook."
Lianhua shook her head and said honestly: "I don't know exactly where it is, there are many Taoist temples hidden in the barren mountains, and there must be many powerful people of Taoism among them!"
President Lu nodded slightly: "It makes sense to say that, we have a truly powerful person in Jianghai!"
Liu Piaopiao took a sip of the beer in her hand, and then asked, "President Lu, how do we deal with this stinky Taoist priest?"
"What a stinky Taoist priest! This is a celestial master!"
President Lu sternly corrected: "Jianghai City has been so unsettled recently, and weird incidents have occurred frequently, and the higher-ups speculate that something big is going to be born."
"It's all triggered by this horrible thing."
"We currently have many checkpoints, with limited manpower and insufficient strength, and we cannot completely solve them at all."
"Now is the time for employing people. This sudden appearance of a celestial master, we must ask him to help our spiritual society!"
A fifth-order celestial master.
He won't miss it easily.
"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"
Lianhua exited and said: "President Lu's words are very true. If we can really invite Lu Zhenren to help, Jiang Hai's problem will definitely be solved!"
President Lu nodded, and then ordered: "Master Liu, take Gu Ziying and Zhang Tiandao with you, and look for Celestial Master Lu Zhenren together. No matter what, please bring him back!"
"what?"
Liu Piaopiao looked at President Lu with a look of surprise, asking him to invite that stinky Taoist priest?
President Lu's expression immediately changed, and he warned: "You dare to disrespect the Celestial Master Lu Zhenren a little bit, and you will never forgive me lightly!"
Liu Piaopiao himself really didn't have a good impression of Lu Dongbing.
But this stinky Taoist priest is so powerful, for Jiang Hai, she can only lower her figure to invite this great god.
After leaving the office, a group of four set off.
Look around and start looking for Lu Dongbing's whereabouts.
After a series of searches, finally found it!
The location is at the entrance of a kebab shop in a market.
At this moment, Lu Dongbing was standing in front of the skewer shop, ordered three mutton skewers, turned around and left!
"Hey!"
The skewer boss called out: "What are you doing? You Taoist priest, why didn't you pay for what you took?"
"???"
Lu Dongbing turned to look at the boss curiously, and then asked in surprise, "Do you need money for something to eat?"
"Hey~"
The skewer boss immediately said angrily: "You stinky Taoist priest is pretending to be stupid with me, right? There is no reason not to pay for food. Do you want to eat the king's meal!"
"Tell you, give the money immediately, or I will call the police now!"
"Wait!"
Lu Dongbing raised his eyebrows, his serious face twitched slightly, and then suddenly turned into a smile: "Well, I was joking with you, why can't you help being funny?"
"You have to pay for food, of course I know."
The skewer owner had lost his patience, and shouted out: "That's for money!"
"Is it okay to just talk? I said I don't want money!"
"Oh?"
Lu Dongbing immediately said: "You said this, it's not that I eat the overlord's meal!"
"When did I say that! Hurry up and pay the money, or I'll call the police immediately!" The boss said and had already grabbed Lu Dongbing's tattered Tsing Yi.
Lu Dongbing searched helplessly from his pocket, and finally said awkwardly: "It seems that there is no money."
"Hey~"
Just as the boss was about to say something, Lu Dongbing immediately said, "Don't worry, you are like this. If you count to five in your head, someone will pay you for it!"
"What's the matter?"
"Are you kidding me!" The boss suddenly became furious, just when he was about to lose his temper.
Lu Dongbing turned sideways and hid: "Five!"
"Four!"
"three!"
"two!"
Every time you count a number, you will avoid the boss's attack with an extremely elegant posture.
"one!"
The boss yelled angrily: "Count to five! Where are people!"
Lu Dongbing flicked his sleeve vigorously, and then said lightly: "Here! Here we come!"
The skewer boss looked puzzled.
"Heavenly Master! Heavenly Master!"
Just listening to the distance, Zhang Tiandao's voice came over.
Then I saw Zhang Tiandao trotting all the way, and finally ran over: "Tianshi! I have found you. I haven't repaid you well for the kindness last time!"
Lu Dongbing said slowly: "This is an opportunity, let's repay it!"
"Ok?"
Zhang Tiandao looked at Lu Bingbing in confusion, obviously not understanding what it meant.
Lu Dongbing could only say impatiently: "I ate three skewers just now, you pay the money, and it's considered repayment!"
Zhang Tiandao was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately understood the other party's intentions.
"no problem!"
"Boss, how much is it!"
At the same time, the skewer boss was dumbfounded.
Is this Taoist so divine?
"Could it be that you know the art of divination?"
Zhang Tiandao asked puzzledly, and the boss explained what happened just now.
Zhang Tiandao immediately said excitedly: "The Heavenly Master is the Heavenly Master!"
Zhang Tiandao's appearance made Liu Piaopiao who had just arrived speechless for a while.
"What kind of brains do you have, if you are sold by others, you will be counted for money!"
"Hallmaster Liu, what are you talking about!"
Zhang Tiandao immediately corrected him earnestly: "This further proves the master's magical calculation method!"
"Humph!"
Liu Piaopiao touched his own bangs and said, "You have seen that celestial master. It is not a big deal in the world, but who will pay for him?"
Zhang Tiandao: "..."
During the conversation between the two, Lu Dongbing sat down very gracefully on a roadside chair, and then began to eat meat.
While eating, he asked: "You guys, what's your business in finding this real person?"
"Brother Lu Dao, the thing is like this."
Daoist Lianhua walked up to Huahuan at this time, and stood on the ground in a respectful manner: "The Spiritual Society has a few tasks recently, which are very difficult, so I want to invite Brother Dao..."
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Before Lianhua finished speaking, Lu Dongbing interrupted: "Why should I help you for no reason? I'm not a volunteer!"
"..."
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