Global Recovery: Start as Lu Dongbin

"I'm kin, I'm rubbing, time travel?"

"What are you doing in this worn-out robe? Beggars?"

Lu Dongbing just woke up, looking at everything in front of him, he was dumbfounded.

Others travel like that, why do you feel like this?
At this time, he was in a dilapidated Taoist temple, with three dusty statues of Sanqing behind him.

There are also many spider webs hanging on the body.

There is nothing around, only a dark and broken cushion, which is used for meditation.

This world is not an ordinary world!
It's a world of horror revived!

This is a world where demons and ghosts run all over the streets, and all kinds of weird and weird things happen all the time!
A series of bizarre events such as "the drought man healing in the coffin", "the female ghost in red is broadcasting live", "weasel begging for seal" and so on are common occurrences here.

Not surprising!

The original owner of Lu Dongbing's current body is an ordinary person living in this world. His parents died at the hands of zombies, and was finally rescued by an old Taoist priest, who followed him to practice in the broken Taoist temple.

The life I live every day is very poor, with no food to cover my stomach, and no clothes to keep warm.

Lu Dongbing looked helpless, this is a completely hell-difficult opening.

"Have you heard that there is another red-clothed female ghost nearby!"

There were several tattered Taoist priests standing next to Lu Dongbing, one of the middle-aged Taoist priests said.

There are still some disciples in this broken Taoist temple, besides Lu Dongbing, there are two or three Taoist priests.

"Another one? Or that perverted zombie?"

The middle-aged Taoist priest on the side touched his black beard and said in a low voice: "I also heard that the zombie looks for young women when he has nothing to do. The black wind is high, just enter the room directly..."

"After the incident, the zombie hopped away. The woman felt sorry for her husband and had this relationship with the zombie again, so she committed suicide directly."

"Good guy, so exciting?"

"You said that zombies can still maintain that ability?"

The two little Taoist priests on the side looked in disbelief.

"This zombie is in the same way as Cao thief. Every time he strikes, he is a young woman."

"Isn't that right? By the way, this young woman is a girl older than Huang Hua... I happened to pass by that day, and the voice inside was so horrible, but my brother's morality is not enough, and I can't help out of 'justice'!"

In the words, it was actually a pity.

Then all three of them laughed with smiles that men could understand.

In this way, it formed the diametrically opposite situation with the handsome Lu Dongbing beside him. Lu Dongbing was eight feet long, with eyebrows like sword blades, and her phoenix eyes were slightly squinted. It is not available to ordinary people.

At this time, the middle-aged Taoist asked Lu Bingbing who was on the side: "Dongbing, you are still young, you will understand when you are older, hahaha!"

Lu Dongbing didn't intend to respond, he was still getting used to his identity, and he wasn't in the mood to talk to these crooked people.

"Den, Deng, Deng."

When several Taoist priests were laughing wantonly, suddenly, there was a burst of noise outside the Taoist temple.

There was a lot of movement, as if someone was stomping hard on the ground!
The sound is louder and closer.

This night, such a voice is undoubtedly very strange!

"Teng! Teng! Kick!"

Every sound is like stomping on people's hearts.

Depressed!

Inexplicable fear!
close!

This sound is closer!
Finally, a figure suddenly appeared at the door of the Taoist temple!
A woman in a blood-red cheongsam with a corseted waist and missing legs. The fork of the cheongsam is very high, almost reaching the hip bone. This woman has a graceful figure, completely like a devil.

The few Taoists who were still talking about women were all attracted to them, and their eyeballs were about to fall out.

This figure is too wow!
This is to make us break the precept!
But with such a figure, why not break the precept?
The middle-aged Taoist immediately showed a wretched smile, stroked his black beard again, and his big teeth leaked.

"Female benefactor, come here late at night, are you here to have fun?"

"Haha, of course it's lonely in the boudoir, come to our Taoist temple to find a mistress?"

"I think it's right, don't worry, the brothers are not broken!"

"..."

A few of them in the Taoist temple, although they have pretty mouths, have never practiced it. They haven't touched a woman for so many years. When they see a woman with such a good figure, they are naturally excited.

But the woman in red didn't turn around the whole time, and just stood there, motionless.

The middle-aged Taoist had already walked over at this time, and a salty pig's hand had already reached out to the woman: "I said female benefactor, don't be shy~"

"I'm not shy, it's you who are afraid!"

The woman in women's clothes finally spoke, and she didn't dodge the middle-aged Taoist's salty hands, her tone was inadvertently revealing a touch of coolness, even a little funny.

"Are we the ones who are afraid?"

"Have you heard, he said that we are the ones who are afraid, haha..."

While speaking, the middle-aged Taoist touched the woman's shoulder with his hand, the smile froze on his face, and squeezed the woman's shoulder with his hand.

so hard?
Could it be that female ghost?
It's a female ghost, not a zombie...

Everyone reacted, as if they remembered something.

Several Taoists turned pale in an instant. Although they looked like Taoists, everyone knew that they hadn't learned anything from that old Taoist priest. They were all rescued and placed in the Broken Taoist Temple just like Lu Dongbing.

"You... what are you!"

The middle-aged Taoist who touched the woman started to tie his tongue and stuttered when he spoke. He hurriedly put away his hands and stepped back a little.

"Ah!"

The woman let out a cold snort, and the Yin Qi rushed to her face instantly.

"I'll let you know what I am!"

As soon as the words fell, the woman turned around abruptly, and her Yin Qi was released instantly.

With such a seductive figure, her face turned out to be a piece of rotten flesh. The red flesh and blood were pupae on her face, as if something was swimming under her skin.

"puff!"

The rotten flesh on the woman's face was suddenly broken!

A maggot with thick fingers rushed out and went straight to the middle-aged Taoist!

"Ah...ah!"

The middle-aged Taoist yelled out loudly, turned around and ran away!
And the other Taoist priests who made fun of them were completely dumbfounded, their legs seemed to be nailed to the ground, and they couldn't move a step.

The middle-aged Taoist fell to the ground in a hurry and rolled on the ground in a panic.

Then there were several screams piercing the sky.

Several Taoists were torn apart in the blink of an eye.

Some were directly torn apart by the violent lazy waist, and some hair flew several meters away, and blood sprayed all over the ground like a fountain.

"I'm kin and I'm rubbing, what kind of opening is this!"

At this time, Lu Dongbing's mentality collapsed. It's fine for him to be a little Taoist with nothing, but he was dismembered when he first arrived?

"God, where's my fucking goldfinger! Forgot what the hell?"

【Ding!The pinnacle acting system is being activated...]