Social death: The system forced me into a ceiling

really!

When he was in the car, Xu Fei analyzed Lin Muxi.

The appearance is as cold as ice, as if wrapped in a thick shell.

It always gives people a feeling of refusal.

But the heart is extremely soft and simple.

Even naive a little too much.

Otherwise, she wouldn't have said that sentence at all, I don't like to assassinate others, I like to confront people head-on.

Nor would she bluntly tell Xu Fei that I want to kill you.

He would not agree to Xu Fei's request for a decisive battle after saving his parents.

That's why Xu Fei would come to chat with her and bring her food.

Because in his opinion, Lin Muxi is just a simple girl who joined the wrong camp, so she has no bad intentions.

"Where did you get this mushroom?"

Lin Muxi gently sniffed the mushroom Xu Fei handed over with her nose, and frowned slightly.

"It was picked in the woods over there."

Xu Fei didn't need to lie, he pointed to the woods not far away, and said bluntly.

"What's wrong? There shouldn't be any problem with this mushroom, right?"

Seeing Lin Muxi's serious expression, Xu Fei felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly asked.

Lin Muxi nodded, "This mushroom is called Wuxiang mushroom, and it often grows in a dark and humid environment. It is extremely fragrant to humans, but it is extremely stinky to monsters."

"So monsters will hardly eat this kind of thing, only humans will be attracted by this strange fragrance and pick it up to eat."

"No. You've been talking for a long time, is this mushroom poisonous or not?"

Seeing that Lin Muxi couldn't get to the point for a long time, Xu Fei felt a little anxious.

Lin Muxi nodded, "It's poisonous, and it's very poisonous."

"what?"

As soon as these words came out, Xu Fei's face turned green with fright, and he muttered with a dull expression: "Then can I rescue it now?"

Lin Muxi shook his head, "There is currently no antidote for this kind of poison."

"Fuck!"

Xu Fei panicked, with tears in his eyes, looking at the sky in the south of the Lingnan, his voice choked up and said: "Dad, Mom, the child is not filial, I can't save you, woo woo woo!"

"In the next life, Lin Muxi will be an ox and a horse, and will definitely repay you. Don't worry, don't worry about me."

"Just don't forget to burn paper for me every Qingming Festival. You can't become a rich second generation alive, but you must let me be one when you die. Have a good time! Huh, huh, huh."

Lin Muxi: "???"

You want to repay your parents for their upbringing, why do you want me to be an ox or a horse?

"Okay, stop crying, this poison won't kill anyone."

Lin Muxi was annoyed and interrupted Xu Fei's crying.

Xu Fei: "..."

Depend on!
Then why didn't you say it earlier?
Waste of my feelings.

"How about that?"

Xu Fei was still a little uneasy, and continued to ask.

"that is.."

Lin Muxi gave a rare smile.

Not to mention how charming that look is.

Seeing Xu Fei was crazy.

I secretly thought in my heart that it would be great if I could take her in as a daughter-in-law.

"It just keeps farting, and the farts it emits make people very appetizing."

"what?"

Xu Fei was dumbfounded.

The poison of this mushroom is too weird, right?

Gululu..

At this moment, his stomach growled.

A gust of gas, like a flood breaking a bank, gushes out crazily along the back door.

After a while, the surrounding air was filled.

Not to mention the usual farts, which are all stinky, but this fart smells so good that it makes one's mouth water.

But when I think that this thing is a fart, I can't help but retch.

The disgusted Xu Fei almost shed tears.

Lin Muxi covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and kicked Xu Fei in disgust.

Kicked Xu Fei down from the tree and shouted, "Don't come up again, I'm disgusted, disgusted!"

Xu Fei chuckled, "If you tell me not to go up, I won't go up, so wouldn't I lose face?"

choke!
The beep of the sword being unsheathed pierced the night sky.

Lin Muxi pointed his sword at Xu Fei, and shouted coldly: "If you want to die, I can help you!"

Xu Fei: "..."

Just play with the sand and make a high profile.

I won't play with you anymore.

Boo boo boo boo!
At this moment, a series of strange sounds came from the tent.

Someone is clearly farting.

"What kind of smell is this? It smells so good."

Although he couldn't see anyone, through the voice, Xu Fei could tell that it was Shen Feizhu who was speaking.

"It seems to be my fart. The smell is really attractive. It's just vomiting. When I think it's a fart, I feel a little sick."

Yao Yuzhu approached and replied.

"fart?"

Shen Feizhu's voice was high, obviously shocked, and then he retched again and again, almost vomiting his intestines out.

Fly out of the tent.

Yao Yuzhu ran out with him.

At this moment, Yao Yuzhu was both disgusted and shy.

Her pretty face was as red as blood, her eyes were red, not to mention how embarrassed she looked.

"I rely on!"

Lu Buping would also be awakened by his own fart, and jumped out of the tent.

With a look of surprise on his face, he said: "It's strange, my fart actually vomits. The smell makes me drool. It just vomits. It's so disgusting."

Xu Fei looked at the miserable situation of several people, and his stomach hurt from laughing.

Four or five farts were released one after another.

The whole air was suddenly fragrant.

It's just this scent, not only not refreshing, but also nauseating.

The tortured people burst into tears.

"What's going on?"

Yao Yuzhu resisted the urge to fart and asked everyone.

Xu Fei chuckled, and said frankly: "The beauty on the tree just said that it's the poison of the multicolored mushroom, we were poisoned. That's why we fart non-stop."

"However. Don't worry everyone. It's not life-threatening. It's just a little nauseating."

"Xu Fei!"

After hearing Xu Fei's answer, the eyes of the three of them suddenly became murderous.

Pressing towards Xu Fei step by step.

Xu Fei was so frightened that he hurriedly begged for mercy, "I'm sorry brothers, here are two skewers of grilled mushrooms, and I'll give it to you as my apology."

"Go away!"

The three cursed in unison, chased after Xu Fei and began to fight.

For a while, the sound of farts and the aroma reverberated endlessly.

Tonight is doomed to sleepless.

The next morning.

After a night of serial farts, the toxins from the mushrooms are finally discharged.

Everyone didn't sleep all night, and everyone was sleepy.

Fortunately, Lin Muxi took the initiative to take on the responsibility of driving, so everyone had a chance to have a good rest.

It's just the smell of fart that suddenly pops up from time to time, which makes people a little unbearable.

No words all the way, after a day and a half of driving.

Everyone finally arrived at Nanling in the afternoon of the second day.