Social death: The system forced me into a ceiling

Deep in the silk forest.

In front of the hidden cave.

Xu Fei put on the takeaway clothes he wore when he played Qin Shihuang.

Swaggeringly down the ramp all the way down, the footsteps are steady, and the temperament is compelling.

The two guards standing in front of the cave were chatting.

Hearing footsteps suddenly, he suddenly raised his head and shouted, "Who is here?"

Xu Fei smiled slightly, cupped his hands, "The herring is delivered."

"Ok?"

The two guards were taken aback, who ordered takeaway?
"Two, do you have freestyle?"

Xu Fei stepped forward slowly and asked.

Ferris Deo?
The guard was stunned, scratched his head and said, "What's Fei Ruisidiao?"

The other guard seemed to have remembered something, and slapped the skinny guard's big bald head suddenly, "Stupid, didn't he deliver food, and asked if you have a bag that can't be torn apart."

Xu Fei: "..."

I give this explanation 99 points, one more point is afraid of your pride.

"The bag. It has to be a bag that can't be torn apart, so I don't have one."

The slim guard shook his head and said seriously.

Xu Fei chuckled and explained: "freestyle is not a bag that cannot be torn apart, but an impromptu rap."

"Rap?"

The tall guard grinned, "Then I understand, rap, is that the one? Wait a minute, I'll think about it."

"Yes. Yes, your mother's head, like a ball, kicked to the department store. The department store buys balls and sells..."

"YoYo!"

Xu Fei yelled twice with a smile, patted the tall guard on the shoulder, and praised: "You guys are not bad."

The thin man on the side was not happy.

Hastily shouted: "That's it, I will too, look at me."

"Uh-huh.."

Clearing his throat, the skinny man said slowly, "Yoyo, little ball, that kick kicked to your Fangxi, your Fangxi, there is an old hen, who was scared by the ball, it jumped up and down. .”

"Go straight, go straight, you're covered in rhubarb mud all over your face, yo."

Xu Fei was startled.

He patted the thin man on the shoulder and exclaimed, "Young man, you can do this!"

The thin man grinned and said modestly, "Where is it?"

Xu Fei frowned, "It's too much, I praise you for doing it, but you still have to ask me where it is."

Thin man: "..."

I didn't mean that!

The tall man was unconvinced, and snorted coldly, "He can't do that, look at me."

Xu Fei hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt, "Wait a minute, how about you two let me in to deliver the food first, and then you two slowly battle?"

"what?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of both of them turned green.

The thin guard hurriedly shouted: "No. Why do you want to break your head? What if you die?"

"That's right, that's too cruel."

The tall guard agreed.

Xu Fei: "..."

The homophonic stalk is to deduct money.

"The meaning of battle is not to break someone's head, but a duel, a duel!"

Xu Fei explained with a smile.

"Oh oh oh!"

The tall man hastily agreed, "Yes, I just remembered, duel, English, I understand, I understand!"

Xu Fei: "..."

You know what a barren!
"Okay, let's open the door for you first."

The thin man grinned and pressed the hidden switch on the door.

Rumble.

After a loud noise, the stone gate slowly rose.

Xu Fei hastily snapped his fingers, signaling everyone to sneak in quickly.

At the same time, he pulled the two guards here and whispered: "Okay, you guys stand here in the battle. While I still have time, I can serve as a referee for you two."

The two guards laughed, "This relationship is good, then let's start!"

Then all kinds of jingles came out.

Xu Fei pretended to agree, complimenting this and that.

Sikong Lingyan and the others took the opportunity to sneak in.

After everyone went in, Xu Fei grinned, "Hey, I forgot to deliver the food. I'll be the referee for you two when I come back."

The two guards nodded heavily, and kept shouting: "You must come back later!"

Xu Fei thought to himself, I'll go back and fuck!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task."

"Ding! I got a ticket to upgrade the skills, Ninja: Transformation, and a complete collection of voices."

boom!
In an instant, more than [-] voice transformation methods appeared in Xu Fei's mind.

The throat has also become extremely transparent and comfortable.

"It turns out that the complete voice ray is what it means. I thought it was a talent for music."

Xu Fei muttered to himself.

Then he glanced at the description of the transformation technique.

"Ninjutsu: Transformation, from the anime "Naruto", can transform into anyone, and the transformation ends after using spiritual power."

"Reminder: It will be more similar to use with the sound line Daquan!"

After reading this, a smirk formed on the corner of Xu Fei's mouth.

If I turn into a beautiful woman in the future, can I go to the women's bathroom casually?
It's exciting to think about it!

inside the cave.

As soon as you enter the cave, the first thing you see is a straight corridor.

The surrounding walls were polished very smooth.

There are circles engraved on it as decoration.

Candlesticks are hung on both sides of the wall for lighting.

It can be seen that a lot of thought was put into the construction of this cave.

The corridor is very spacious, and it is fine for four people to walk side by side.

The height is also sufficient, a full two meters.

Not depressing.

Everyone walked in cautiously.

After walking for about 20 meters, three forked roads suddenly appeared in front of me.

And each of them can't be seen at a glance.

"There are so many forked roads, which one should we take?"

Jin Keluo touched his chin and asked.

"Ah."

Xu Fei pondered for a moment and replied: "Let's split up into three groups, so that we can find Wang Siyao quickly, what do you think? Mistress."

Sikong Lingyan grinned, "I listen to you."

"Then the troops will be divided into three groups, and everyone will switch their mobile phones to radio mode. If there is anything wrong, communicate in time."

Xu Fei made a quick decision, and there was no time for them to study it right now.

"it is good!"

Everyone responded in unison, and began to choose the path they wanted to go.

"I'll go to the left."

"Then I'll go to the right."

"..."

In the end, Xu Fei and Jin Keluo continued to move forward, taking the middle one.

Lu Buping and Jiang don't come, go left.

Tang Ming and Sikong Lingyan went to the right.

The people marched in three ways.

After about ten minutes.

Lu Buping and Jiang don't come here.

"Hey, there seems to be no way."

Lu Buping glanced at the road ahead, only to find that it was blocked by a wall.

A lifelike red-eyed blue dragon is carved on the wall.

Very stylish!

"It seems that our side should be a dead end, let's go back!"

Jiang Bielai didn't hesitate, just turned around and left.

As a result, as soon as he lifted his foot, several spikes of wood came out of the ground.

Forcing him to retreat hastily.

At the same time, he also held the steel knife in front of him, ready to deal with sudden danger at any time.